Thursday, March 24, 2016

#Te$tBetter Bill of Rights (updated)

Another day, another desperate PR attempt by all the people who depend on the promotion of the Big Standardized Test for their daily bread.

There was supposed to be a big PR launch this morning in New York, but it was canceled due to "scheduling conflicts." Nevertheless, the hot new website is live, various testocrats are pushing the hashtag on schedule, and any minute now the tide will turn and parents all over both New York and the United States will leap up, declaring that they have won the struggle against themselves and that they love the Test.

Central to the new #TestBetter campaign is the Testing Bill of Rights, which is not, as you might first guess, a list of the rights to which a test is entitled (the right to your tax dollars, the right to interrupt your education, the right to your personal information...), also not, apparently, short for Bill O'Frights, but is instead a listing of all the swell rights that students, teachers and parents have. There is no suggestion where exactly these rights came from, but there is a handy list. Let's take a look, shall we?




Students have the right to...


Not take the test if they don't want to!

Ha! Just kidding. That right appears nowhere on this list.

Tests that provide an objective measure of progress toward college-and career-readiness. 

There are two problems with this right. First, while students may want to know if they're progressing toward college or career, there are better ways to find out because, second, there is no test anywhere that provides an objective measure of progress toward college-and-career readiness (yeah, their last hyphen is mistaken). There is arguably no test that is actually objective, and there is inarguably no test that can measure college and career readiness for all students considering all colleges and all careers.

Testing schedules, policies, and practices that contribute to meaningful teaching and learning. 

No disagreement here. Of course, the BS Tests does not contribute to any of these characteristics.

Have student learning assessed based on an array of measures.

True-ish, if we define "measures" in the broadest possible way.

An education free of excessive test prep.

Oops. You messed this one up, guys. "An education free of any test prep." There, fixed that for you.  

Have their personally identifiable information protected. 

You know the best possible way to protect it? Don't collect it in the first place. This would be a good time to remind you of what a lousy job the USED has done safeguarding data. The old adage still applies-- if you want to keep something private or secret, don't tell anybody.

Fair, reliable, and unbiased tests used for their intended purposes. 

This would carry more weight if it came with an acknowledgement that reformsters have totally failed on this one. The BS Tests have been neither fair nor reliable, and they have been used for a dozen different purposes beyond what ever intentions may have been attached to them. There's no such thing as an unbiased test.

Teachers have the right to...


Tests that provide an objective measure of progress toward college-and career-readiness.

See above. This is like saying teachers have a right to unicorns that poop rainbows.

Timely data that measure what the student has learned, help them diagnose student needs and improve instruction.

Yeah, gee, thanks. I actually do this with my own materials on a daily basis, so, got this covered. Thanks a lot.

Professional development, high quality curricula, and the time and supports needed to teach and prepare their students. 

You realize that this has nothing to do with testing, right? This is like putting a line in the US Bill of Rights about banking policy in Uruguay. It's very nice and all, but it's completely off topic. If you think it's not off topic, it's possible that you don't understand curriculum, professional development, teaching, or testing.

Have test scores be only one of an array of measures of student learning in accountability systems. 

Oh! Wrong twice. Test scores should not be any part of the array of student learning used in accountability systems, because student learning shouldn't be used in accountability systems. Well, maybe just a little. But then you'll have to figure out how take a measurement of student learning that can legitimately be used in an accountability system. Give us a call when you've figured that out (I am not going to wait by the phone).

Have their personally identifiable information protected.

Again, such data shouldn't need to be protected because it shouldn't be in the system in the first place. Don't think I don't see you assuming the sale here and just skipping over the question of whether such data should be collected instead of opening the floor to teh question of just why our Data Overlords should be hoovering up everyone's personal data in the first place.

Parents have the right to...


Know if their child is making progress each year and on track to graduate from high school ready for college, career and citizenship. 

Yup. Good idea. Call your teacher and ask. As previously noted, nobody has a test that can tell you this.

Clear, comparable data about school performance. 

Comparable why? Are you telling me that parents need to know if their kid is doing as well as a kid in Idaho? Or is this just the part where you hold onto the idea that a free market needs consumer data, in which case the BS Tests is actually intended to generate marketing data, in which case we can chuck all the rest of this baloney out the window, because the test isn't about measuring student achievement at all.

Know the amount of instructional time being used to deliver and prepare for standardized tests, as well as the purpose and timing of standardized tests.

If the BS Test wasn't happening, we would all know-- zero. As it stands, this "right" is a frank admission that when test preparation is happening, learning is not. 

Detailed, clear and timely results from standardized tests.

Absolutely agreed. This would include a release of all the test items, the correct answers, the reasoning behind the correct answers, the methods and results of the test reliability studies, and the methods and personnel used to correct the test. This particular right is not met by a two-page low-data report. Testocrats should, on this point, put up or shut up. If test manufacturers' intellectual property rights are more important than test transparency for parents, stop pretending otherwise.

Have their child’s personally identifiable information protected.

By not allowing anyone to collect it in the first place. There. I fixed that for you.

Regular communication about their child’s progress and well-being.

One more thing that no teacher needs a BS Test to do.

Who made this silliness?

The usual gang of testocrats. CAP. High Achievement New York. Educators 4 Excellence. National PTA. The usual assortment of astro-turfed Gates-funded corporate stooges who are always there to assure us that tests are swell and we should all love them and boy, maybe if they can build this PR campaign sorta kinda around some ideas that are sorta kinda like the ones real people are worked up about, maybe they can get some traction.

However

I will remind you that they are trying hard to make #TestBetter a thing on Twitter. I recommend you head on over and help them out.

Update 

D'oh! I can't believe I missed the obvious.

This may be a bit of a PR push, but it is also (and maybe mostly) a mailing list honey trap. Do you think this is swell? Then sign our Bill of Rights. And give us your email address so that we can do more targeted bombarding of people with anti-opt-out propaganda. Well, they will if you give them your real name and email address.

Opting In

During yesterday's professional development session, we were reminded of a fun fact.

In the state of Pennsylvania, you can't give a child an IQ test without parental permission.

The IQ test. Controversial and highly debatable, but well know, moderately well understood, and extensively tested over the decades. Everybody kind of knows what it's for and what it measures. A longstanding part of the educational landscape.

And yet-- the school cannot give your child that test without your permission.

Imagine if we did that with the Big Standardized Test in every state. Imagine if we recognized parental authority when it came to administering Big Standardized Tests to children. Imagine if the state and the school had to get parental permission before administering to your child the PARCC or SBA or PSSA or WhateverTheHellAnagramYourStateIsPlayingAt. Imagine if the people fighting so hard against opt out had to fight to get everyone to opt in.

Could they make a case for the tests? Could they convince parents that there is some useful reason for building an educational system around high stakes testing?

We know the answer. They know the answer. That's why they've kept making sure that the force of law is behind the BS Tests.

But if I have to ask permission to give an IQ test, why not the same for the BS Test?

What's So Bad About Competency Based Education?

Competency Based Education (or Proficiency Based Learning or Outcome Based Education) is the new rage, or perhaps the long-simmering pot that is currently coming to boil. Reformsters have shifted emphasis to it, and opponents have become increasingly vocal about it. Casual observers can be forgiven for getting the impression that reform opponents are just reflexively objecting to whatever reformsters like. If Bill Gates ate a cheese sandwich, would some of us be leading a "Keep cheese out of our schools" movement?

After all, is CBE really all that radical or different?

Don't we kinda do this stuff already?

It's a fair question. As I've outlined before, Outcome Based Education popped up decades ago and immediately fell on some hard times, went into hiding, got some plastic surgery, and is now slinking onto the stage with a new name.

But even though OBE was chased off the education stage, certain aspects of it have stuck with us. The much-beloved TSWBAT (that's "the student will be able to..." for those of you outside of education or under thirty) looms like a ghost over most lesson planning and reflects a fundamental shift of education in the late twentieth century, a shift to the notion that an Educated Person is one who can perform every one of the tricks on this master list.

So we plan a unit with an eye toward the assessment at the end, and we do quizzes and informal checks and practice and we watch to see how well students are mastering the particular skill, and when we think most of them have it down, we give a summative assessment, and if most of the students show that they perform the trick on cue, we say, "Okay, most of these guys have it. We can move on."

Starting with that foundation, we also recognize the foolishness of time-based education, that saying that Chris has been exposed to math for one Carnegie unit so that should do it, as if math is a radioactive element or contagious disease and once Chris has been exposed to math for a set time, we can expect that Chris will be properly infected with it. One of the universal issues with the pacing guides and scripted courses that have spread like kudzu during the Common Core era is that they make instructional assumptions based on time-- "All right, you've covered mixed fractions for one twenty minute lesson, so it's time to move on whether your students get it or not."

In other words, mostly all of us mostly agree with some central tenets of OBE-- you should teach students, track their progress, and move on when they've shown they have mastered the material. So what's the big deal again?

Compromise rears its ugly head

We know what it would take to create a perfect education system. We would need resource-rich classes to bring students together for learning, building, and growing socially and interactively, coupled with fully-individualized education with each student working with her own individual teacher (or team of teachers) armed with every conceivable useful educational tool and resource. It would be awesome. It would also be awesomely expensive and require a massive number of trained educators.

We could never afford it. It would be on par with going to war, and hey-- you don't see us spending trillions of dollars we don't have just to go to war, right? Right?

Anyway, we know what it would take to create an awesome educational system, and as country we lack the money and/or will to do it. So our entire educational system is a kluge of compromises, just as a teaching career is a process of trying to cover 100 square feet of ground with 50 square feet of cloth. We don't necessarily strap together groups of 20-30 students to travel through school together because we think it's the best way to do it, but because we don't want to spend the money it would cost for smaller groups and more individualized instruction (Well, we as a society don't want to-- those of us who can afford it go ahead and provide it for our kids).

So we need to understand right up front that what CBE salespersons are selling is not the full-on, full-cost, top-of-the-line, competency based education model. They will show us the bigger fancy models, but what they're really selling is a way to get the full-CBE experience at a low, low price. They are the guys on the sidewalk selling twenty-dollar knockoffs that are Almost Just Like Prada.

So whenever you're looking at an actual CBE system, ask-- What corners were cut? What compromises were made?

Is that it? Am I opposed to CBE just because of possible compromise and corner-cutting?

Fundamental Problems: Features, not Bugs

There are some issues baked into CBE that mean I am never going to be a fan.

Reductio ad Absurd Listium

The premise of CBE is that all learning can be reduced to a collection of performance tasks. This is fine for simple, concrete skills. Identify grammatical sentence parts? Change a tire? Find the measurement for one side of an isosceles triangle? Bake a cake? Sure-- if you can perform each of the separate tasks involved, you can be said to have mastered the larger learning.

But more complex skills don't succumb to merit badge breakdown so easily. You may pass the dribbling test, the passing test, the shooting test, the jumping test, and the blocking test, but does that mean you have achieved mastery of basketball? And does mastery mean that you can play on a YMCA pick-up team, or that you're ready to go head to head with LeBron James? And were the basketball competencies, both the content and the minimum level required to pass them-- did those come from somebody who is knowledgeable about basketball, or from someone who is knowledgeable about designing CBE systems?

And that's talking skills. When we talk knowledge, CBE goes right out the window. How do we reduce an understanding of the critical realist movement in American literature to a series of competencies? We can't-- so we have to bake in two huge mistakes. First, we reduce it to performance tasks-- behaviors-- that somebody somewhere believes are the signs of understanding. The competency is literally not "understand the material" but "act as if you understand the material." Assessing this kind of learning is already a huge challenge for a regular classroom teacher, but CBE adds the element of saying that we will use exactly the same measure for every single student.

Second, using CBE for knowledge learning means that the competencies will always be measured in terms of things we already know. If you are earning your competency badge for "understanding the causes of the Great European War," what you really have to understand is what the people who wrote the competency measure believe were the causes. In other words, CBE demands inside the box thinking-- even for fields in which the box is under considerable debate.

For this reason alone, even under the best of conditions, CBE is extremely limited in what it can actually, really do. And unchecked, CBE wants to reduce everything to a list of competencies-- even all the things that cannot really be reduced to a simple list of competencies.

One and Done? 

"This man has collapsed and he's not breathing! Can you perform CPR??"

"Well, yes. I mean, I passed my CPR competency test in 1997, so I'm sure I can."

Step away from the man on the sidewalk. In keeping with the concept of fluid definitions of mastery, we get the idea that some skills need to be honed and repeated over time. CBE likes the one and done approach. Everybody passed the mixed fraction multiplication competency, so we never need to talk about it again. We've now all taken the write a paragraph competency assessment, so now I can count on everybody writing perfect paragraphs forever, right?

No. There's a reason that my writing unit runs for thirty-six weeks.

All can learn all

OBE was big on "all can learn all" and CBE wants to do the same-- assert that every child can learn everything. This is a way to navigate the above problem of defining mastery-- the "mastery" level of a competency has to be set somewhere between "any dope can do this" and "super-duper challenge." Each has its problems, most obvious being the number of bored or frustrated students. So we draw the line in the middle somewhere, and proceed to reject the bell curve. Every child can learn calculus. Every child can learn to play piano. Every child can read War and Peace.

This would just be garden-variety dumb, except that it sets the stage for the defective child fallacy. The defective child fallacy says, "Well, my program is solid, and my teaching is solid, and this child hasn't performed. Every factor that I can control is perfection-- therefor, the only logical conclusion is that this child is defective."

Problematic for older students, CBE also doesn't leave space for the child who says, "I could probably do this, but I don't want to. Today, I do not feel like jumping through my competency hoops to satisfy you." While CBE promises personalization in education, it actually leans toward taking away student agency, as the student is required to navigate an obstacle course over which she has no real control-- except to decide not to move forward when she has had enough.















Impersonal personalization

It is absolutely true that a CBE system can avoid this problem by allowing students a voice in designing their own competencies and assessment tasks. However, let me direct you back up to the portion about expense and compromise. Allowing this kind of flexibility is time-consuming and therefor expensive as hell. Additionally, it provides measures and results that are not easily compared and ranked, which in today's reformy climate is way against the current.

The natural pressure on a CBE system is to create a miniature golf course of education, and while you may let students pick their own clubs and move through the course at whatever speed they like, they're all on the same course, shooting past the same windmills and dancing gorillas. As long as we are in an era that demands that everybody's score from the golf course be comparable and rankable, actual personalization will not be a top priority.

Modern CBE: Extra Bad with some Creepiness on the Side

These are the major issues I have with Competency Based Education no matter where and how it appears. But where and how it is appearing these days is even worse. Much, much worse. The big question about CBE/OBE is why is it coming back now, after being beaten down so badly twenty years ago. The answer appears to be technology. Nobody has spent more time digging up and laying out the who's and why's and wherefore's of this than Emily Talmage, whose blog Save Maine Schools has reach and importance far beyond Maine itself. But since I'm trying for an overview here, let me just hit the highlights.

All Standardized, All the Time

CBE now comes with a huge focus on "new tools" and new applications for learning management systems. What this boils down to is massive software programs to manage all student learning. If we go back to the mini-golf course, we can now design a course of 2,000 holes and manage an individual path through the course for each child. It's big and complicated, but it is still one size fits all, and it still calls for the teacher to be just a meat widget coach, while all the instruction has been created by the company, pre-fabricated by a company that has never met the students.

This is where the CBE advocates managed to ju-jitsu the anti-Big Standardized Test crowd, "Why, yes," they said. "It is foolish to try to evaluate student progress and inform instruction based on a single high stakes test. We really should stop giving one Big Standardized Test every year." And then, while everyone was cheering along. "What we really need is a small standardized test every day!"

And voila! School shifts from being all about preparing students for the BS Tests, and becomes all about checking off the next competency badge on your list.

Big Brother Was a Slacker

You can go back almost exactly two years to read about Knewton, an outfit that is confident that if they know everything, they can control everything. Watch the 2012 clip in which this Pearson-related honcho explains that they should be able to tell you what you should eat for breakfast to do well on the math test-- and he's not kidding. The Data Overlords see in CBE a golden opportunity to get every single thing a child does in school swept straight into a database. When your child steps out of school, the Data Overlords will already have picked the best job for her, and any government or corporate entity that has access to her giant data file will already know alllllllll about her. Remember when your elementary school teacher would warn you that your misbehavior would end up on your permanent record? She had no idea. Now everything you do, every assignment you complete, every disciplinary action, every medical event, every family problem, every event in your life will be part of a record interpreted by people who don't know you and accessible to anyone with the money or power to gain that access.

Seeing Inside Your Heart

I'm frankly puzzled by this, because this is exactly what got Outcome Based education in trouble back in the nineties. But advocates of modern tech-driven have decided that they will also try to teach and measure and record data about non-academic qualities. Here's just one recent example that plans to cover curiosity, initiative, persistence/grit, adaptability, leadership, and social/cultural awareness.

The new CBE school is not just going to try to teach these things, but test for them and record the results in the big pile of data. Which means that the program manufacturers are going to define what these qualities are and define the only program-recognized ways to display those traits. Someone is going to have to create performance tasks that will measure how curious your child is. There will be tests for leadership. And someone will write performance tasks to show if your six year old is sufficiently culturally aware.

The new CBE doesn't just want to record a complete a detailed measure of the child's intelligence-- it wants to measure and record the child's character. The Big Data File will not just decide if the child is a smart person-- the programmers will also decide if the child is a good person. 

The Ideal versus the Real

Some advocates of CBE will argue that CBE doesn't have to be about all this creepy Big Brothery datamining tech-dependent cradle-to-grave (you don't really think this is going to stop once you're out of school, do you) monstrosity, and those advocates are correct. It doesn't have to be this way. A teacher with a couple of aids and a small class size and lots of resources could implement CBE, and even do it in a way that minimized the problems that are baked into the CBE model.

But that is not what's happening.

It's like the folks who said, "Look, Common Core is just a set of standards, and classroom teachers are still totally free to teach the curriculum they think is best." In some alternate idealized universe that was kind of true, but those folks belong in the same dustbin of history as scientists developing nuclear power and saying, "So you guys are going to split the atom only for good purposes, right?"

CBE has some inherent problems, and those are reason enough to give pause before leaping into the CBE pool. But on top of those, we now have the problems of Data Overlords using the CBE model to launch a computer-driven assault on privacy and freedom.

And that, boys and girls, is what's so bad about competency based education.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

CAP Tries To Be Funny, and Dies

One thing you can say about the Center for American Progress. Well, two things. One is that John Podesta's little hobby lobby advocacy group has been a great holding pen for Clintonian staffers during the interregnum. The other is that they have emerged as the most devotedly pro-Common Core group on the planet. Here at this blog, I have literally run out of headline versions of "CAP says something dumb in an attempt to sell Common Core." (See here, here, here, here and here. For just a few.)

Now CAP has teamed up with Funny or Die in order to promote a whacky new video that hilariously makes fun of a bunch of criticisms of Common Core that nobody has ever made.

In the video, Meredith from the Office (true story-- I once saw her in a Barnes and Noble in LA. Closest I ever came to a celebrity sighting.) and a guy who looks vaguely familiar, sending their daughter off to school, where she will "be starting a new program called Common Core."

They then proceed to throw all her books in the trash and throw away her math computer, because she won't need those. Because with Common Core, math is not important, and all day she'll be filling out standardized tests, and she'll have to wear a disguise and an assumed name, and wear a tin foil hat, and goggles so they won't put a microchip in her eye, and get the chance to join a mutant army, and they give her a disintegrator (which looks rather like a Despicable Me fart gun).

Cue her sister who "went through Common Core years ago" and is now completely normal and carrying textbooks as she headed off to college (so, not actually a "new" program?) for her first day, although her parents don't know that. She has the money line--

No. No. Common Core is just some standards my teachers use, so, you know, we can get into college and get a job and hopefully move out of our cray parents' house.

Which is certainly one of the shortest explanations of the Core. The kicker-- as she leaves, increasingly panicked Dad asks, "What's two plus two? Is it a hundred??!!Is it a hundred??!!!!"

You will be unsurprised to learn that the comment section is currently closed, even though the clip went up just a few hours ago. But if the comments were open, people might be inclined to fill it with actual criticism of Common Core-- you know, the kind of criticism leveled by actual intelligent human beings on both the right and the left.

But no-- the message here is literally that Common Core critics are the tin foil hat crowd. Sigh.

I mean, who is this for? Satire is only effective for an audience that is familiar with what you are satirizing, but anyone who is familiar with Common Core or the criticism of it knows that CAP isn't just taking shots at a straw man, but a picture of a straw man pinned to the straw lapel of a straw suit being worn by a straw man. I mean, I consider myself fairly familiar with the art of mockery, and you can't mock somebody if your mockery doesn't have some sort of root in reality. A good caricature has to be recognizable as the thing being caricatured. And, not to get all wonky, but it doesn't even establish an internally consistent world-- the Core is new, but their college age daughter went through it, although the parents who fear the Core never noticed what was happening with their older daughter, and all of these family members relate to each other as if they're strangers?And what are we to make of the message that parents are dopes?

This simply sidesteps every legitimate criticism ever leveled against Common Core and leaves it untouched, though it certainly does zero right in on all those people who say that Common Core requires you to throw out books or ignore math or has something to do with mutant armies. Really stuck it to those guys, let me tell you. I can't imagine how they failed to lampoon all those people who say Common Core will make your houseplants die.

In a way, it makes sense that CAP and Clinton are so closely tied. Here they are, continuing to spend millions of dollars trying to sell people something they don't want with a sales pitch that is repeatedly tone deaf, patronizing, and unconvincing. And this isn't even funny. This is more like that awkward person who tries to join your joking conversation with your friends by blurting out, "OH yeah, and you have genital wart cancer and are dying! Ha!! Am I funny now??" I'll embed it here so you can check my work, but I suggest you go over to Funny or Die (a site I cannot access from work on my lunch hour) and vote the piece up or down. Well, mostly down.

PS Ha!! No, I won't because "embedding is disabled by request." Now I'm even more curious about what purpose this video is supposed to serve. In the meantime, you'll have to settle for a link.

Success Academy Proves, Once Again, It Is Not A Public School

No charter school chain demonstrates more definitively than Eva Moskowitz's Success Academy that it is absolutely not a public school. It is a private business funded with public tax dollars.

They have previously gone to court to argue that they are not accountable to any elected officials or the state government itself. And now their team of lawyers has sent out a memo to remind staffers that they are not in any way accountable to anybody outside Success Academy walls.

Politico got its hands on that memo. It's the latest in a string of damage control attempts at the charter chain, which has suffered one bad PR moment after another, from a got-to-go list of students to be forced out , to video of teacher cruelty to a child. They've drawn the unwelcome attention of veteran journalist John Merrow. Eva Moskowitz, who is paid more to head up her private chain of 11,000 students than Carmen Farina is paid to manage the entire New York City school system, has been ineffective in beating back the problems, and mostly seems alternately confused and outraged that she has to bother. Moskowitz is a woman who always seems one bad lapse of impulse control away from barking, "Do you know who I am!!??" Most recently the chain hired the same PR firm that has tried to paper over the Flint water crisis.










But the Success lawyers have some thoughts about how the chain should avoid "mistakes." What do they consider mistakes?

Among the top twenty mistakes--

* Providing information-- any information at all-- to elected officials
* Providing any information to lawyers or the press
* Not contacting the advisory team is any of these people are even in the building
* Letting parents get away with threats of going to the press, police, or elected officials

"If a parent makes this threat, contact advisory. Advisory can help diffuse this situation," the memo reads. "But we cannot let parents 'get away' with these threats. Feel confident in pushing back on these and telling parents that threats are not a productive way to resolve conflict or build the relationship."

The message is clear. Success Academy and Eva Moskowitz answer to nobody-- not parents, not elected officials, not the government, not anybody at all. They are a public school only when they want public tax dollars, but they do not owe the taxpayers a single, solitary word of explanation, and they are in no way to be held accountable for what goes in their business-- not even the parents whose children are their excuse for sucking up those public tax dollars.

Success Academy charters are not accountable schools. They are not even accountable to the invisible hand of the free market (how do parents make informed choices when they are barred from having information). And finally, and most importantly, Success Academy charters are not public schools, and they should stop getting a single, solitary public tax dollar.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

FL: Ed Commissioner Continues Child Abuse

You may recall that Florida has been the site of some of the most spectacularly abusive testing in the country.

It was in Florida that Ed Commissioner Pam Stewart pursued the testing of Ethan Rediske. Ethan was severely developmentally disabled and-- there's no gentle way to put this-- dying. And yet Stewart and the state insisted on forcing Ethan to take the Big Standardized Test, and put his mother through no small amount of hell to make the case. The sequel to that miserable chapter was to take a bill meant to avoid any such situation ever again and turn it into a big bunch of political gamesmanship.

Stewart is on record multiple times as saying that opt out is not an option with a level of devotion that is as baffling as it is abusive. Is there some value in testing children who are terribly ill and/or severely disabled? If Stewart knows what that value would be, she's failed to explain it. But she sure does believe it, because here she goes again.

Paula Drew would like to excuse her daughter from the test. Her child is mentally developmentally disabled, mostly unable to move, and has to have nutriments pumped directly into her intestines to bypass her malfunctioning stomach. She can communicate "yes" and "no" sort of, with hand gestures that, given her limited control, are hard for even her own mother to interpret.

Does this sound like a child who really needs to take the BS Test?



Drew thought that she could appeal that testing requirement, probably because Florida has a law on the books (Florida Statute 1008.212 ) which says that a parent can ask a hearing officer to hear a motion to overrule Stewart's request. Stewart said no to excusing Drew's child, and she said no to an appeal.

Tom Lyons at the Herald Tribune tried to get an answer from Stewart's office explaining A) how she could say no and B) why she would say no.

What the hell is Stewart thinking? Whose interests is she trying to look out for? Does she want to make sure that Drew's child's school isn't slacking? Does Stewart think that Drew is up late wondering if her child is on the path to college and career success?  Does Stewart think that, with all the other challenges she's facing, Drew is worrying that her child hasn't mastered division with mixed fractions? Is it possible that Stewart has an important deal with the test manufacturers and they can't absorb the financial hit of one less kid taking the BS Test? Or maybe Stewart doesn't want to let Drew slide through because then a lot of scofflaw parents would be trying to give their children major challenging disabilities just to thwart the state department of education.

Seriously-- what the hell is Stewart thinking? I didn't understand when she was doing back when she was harassing the Rediske family, andI don't understand now. This is just inexcusable.


Teacher Pipeline Still Drying Up

There has never been a lower percentage of college freshmen interested in teaching.

This comes courtesy of UCLA's annual survey of first time freshmen, a survey that has been collecting data for about fifty years. You can read the full survey results in a report here.

There are several interesting takeaways from the survey, including the finding that today's freshmen are more likely to protest than any freshmen in quite a while. Also, they feel financially strapped (especially women), less connected to a particular religion, and very focused on job prospects. Also, LGBTQ students are far more likely than their straight peers to feel overwhelmed and depressed.

But for the education world, the most striking data comes from the survey question asking in what field the freshmen plan to major. The percentage of probable education majors stands at 4.2%, the lowest percentage ever since the question was first asked in 1971. And that 4.1% comes at the end of a fifteen-year decline-- at the turn of the century, the figure hovered around 11%.

The other dip in teacher enrollment came in the early eighties, when the numbers hovered around 6.5%. In that period of time, business majors were the burgeoning group. Currently, physical and life sciences are the only big growth, followed by a small bump in engineering.












The big topic for discussion is, of course, why. We can sort through other factors (there is a great interactive chart here) to see if there's anything special about this generation of freshies.

Some of the info is worth knowing about for those of us who teach high school. These college freshmen feel more overwhelmed by all that's required of them than any previous group. Also, a smaller percentage than ever before got into their first choice college. More than ever factored "getting a job" into their college choice (over 80% for the last seven years). On the other hand, the percentage who consider themselves better than average writers hasn't budged much in twenty years (mid-forty percent). Self-assessment of spirituality, mental health and physical health is slowly marching down, while self-assessment of academic skills is slowly climbing.

So where did they all go?

I'm not sure that anybody is surprised by the collapse of the teacher pipeline. But for the sake of completeness, let's rattle off most likely culprits for those people who are actually uncertain how such a thing could happen.

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This was Suspect #1 on the list for NEA's response. States like North Carolina and Kansas have done their best to keep teacher salaries low low low, meaning that someone who was actually going to college could reasonably conclude that any other major in the world would provide a better chance of making it possible to live like an independent, family-supporting grown-up. When we start looking at notoriously expensive-to-live places like Las Vegas or Hawaii, the money problem just gets worse.

Diminished Role of Teachers

This year's freshmen have never known anything except the twin reformster regimes of No Child Left Behind and NCLB-Lite (waivers and Race to the Top). They grew up in a world where the Big Standardized Test was the be-all and end-all of education and where teachers are increasingly directed to serve as content delivery units. The sense of mission, the dedication to a higher purpose, and the autonomy to make a difference in the world by using one's own unique skills and gifts-- that has all been increasingly stripped from the profession, and these students have watched it happen, or, worse yet, arrived on the scene after the stripping was done.

"I can hardly wait to start a career where I can follow orders all day and try to help just one student bubble in just one more right answer," said nobody, ever. Also, "I want a job where I go to college and get an expensive education, and when I come out, I don't make any difference at all-- it could be me or some other shmoe off the street, doesn't matter." Nobody ever said that, either.

Diminished Stature of Teachers

It's not the drip-drip-drip of Huffington Post's relentless curating of criminal teacher stories. It's not the same-old-same-old insistence of some folks that teachers should get minimum wage because we only work part time. It's not even the vilification of teachers' unions as agents of evil in society as a whole. None of this is new. What is new is the Hunt for the Legendary Bad Teacher becoming a matter of policy and law. What is new over the last two decades is the insistence that teaching is no more a professional field than is bagging groceries. Get five weeks of training. The Las Vegas Journal-Review joined a chorus calling teacher certification requirements unnecessary and "protectionism." There's nothing special about being a teacher.

And meanwhile, while education is discussed on tv and in boardrooms and in politics and in a variety of media events, nobody ever talks to a teacher. The slow-but-steady effect is the hammering home of the message that when it comes to education, there are many experts, but none of them are actually teachers.

Job Security

Back in my day, sonny, you accepted that teaching had relatively low pay and accepted that as a trade off for job security. If you did a good job, you could relax knowing that you could plan a life without looking around every corner for some job-snatching catastrophe. But now we've removed all manner of job protections across the country, while still pushing to get rid of more. Low pay plus the prospect of losing your job at any time for any reason?? Yes, please! (For those who want to respond, "Yeah, just like any other crappy job in this country," see previous point.)

Lack of Role Models

If you are not a white female, the odds are good that you could get through most of your K-12 education without ever seeing a teacher who looked like you. That means that even when you were in a good class with a good teacher who didn't look like you, the part of your brain that would say, "Boy, I can see myself doing this," was less likely to be awake.

Job Availability & The Substitute Problem

Even as many districts go begging for teachers, many geographical areas have a glut of teachers in certain teaching specialties. In many areas, jobs are scarce because financial pressures are slashing programs and positions (in PA, we have shed thousands of teaching jobs every year for almost a decade).

Back in the day, an aspiring teacher could ride out a tight job market by substituting-- it kept you from starving and let you basically audition for districts so that when an opening did appear, you were right on the spot and a known commodity to boot. But substitute teacher pay has kept up with inflation only slightly better than the minimum wage has, and most aspiring teachers can't afford to substitute without some other source of support.

So bottom line

Many local districts and many states have done their utmost to make teaching as unattractive as it could possibly be. No respect, no autonomy, low pay, no job security, poor work conditions, no control over your professional fate, and treated as if you're a child. What could be more appealing?

I keep waiting for Free Market Acolytes to read the writing on the wall. After all, the invisible hand is very clear on this-- when people don't want to buy what you're selling, when people do want to take your job under the conditions you've set, that is a clear sign that you have undervalued the merchandise.

It has always been an oddity of teacher-related education policy-- there is always the presumption that teachers must be teachers, that they cannot choose to be anything else. This is not true. People may choose to be teachers. Or they may choose not to be. Right now, a whole lot of college freshmen choose not to be.

If you want to buy a Lexus for $7.95 and nobody will sell one to you for that price, that is not a sign of a automobile shortage. If you want to hire a surgeon to cut your grass for $1.50 an hour and nobody will apply for the job, that is not a surgeon shortage. If you want people to become teachers under the current job conditions (and that is a large-ish if because it's possible that some folks think it would be easier to run education if teachers would all just go away), and fewer and fewer people are biting, that is not the sign of a teacher shortage-- it's a sign that you need to make your job more attractive. This seems obvious to me. We'll see if anybody in power can figure it out.