The $1 Salary

So apparently billionaire heiress and presumptive Head of the Department of Things She Knows Nothing About, Betsy DeVos intends to take a salary of a mere $1 when she ascends her education throne. I think that's a lousy idea.

I know it's meant to make her seem magnanimous and willing to take on the office just out of the sweet public servicey goodness of her heart. I suppose there may also be some rich person tax dodge here-- the DeVos family can now claim all school children in the US as their dependents now, or some such accounting trick. Maybe, having never really pulled down a paycheck, DeVos is unsure what to do with it. But mostly I think we're supposed to be impressed that she's not taking our tax dollars to do the job.

Well, I'm not.

First of all, I don't care for the model that says federal leadership jobs are best handed over to the wealthy. It's a kind of backwards method of barring non-wealthy people from powerful leadership positions. It's a model for a benevolent plutocracy. You folks don't need democratically elected representatives-- we rich folks will take care of you and provide what we think is best for you. Now shut up and go back to your homes to await further instructions.

Second, I think it's a fundamental principle that you pay people to do work. It is part of a system of accountability. If you accept a salary, you are accountable to the people who pay you that salary.

The corollary is clear-- if you accept no salary, you are accountable to nobody.

It's true that there are some exceptions. Lawrence Pelletier, the president of my college when I attended, supposedly led the college for $1. And there is a world of volunteers who keep so many organizations (my own retired parents run an antique music museum that you should visit if you're ever in town). Heck, for over forty years I have played in an all-volunteer town band, and as it turns out, nobody is paying me to write or maintain this blog.

Of course, being a volunteer means that we can pursue what we're passionate about, set our own priorities, and do it at the time of our own choosing. We answer to ourselves, follow our own conceptions of how the job should be done, set our own standards, pick our own priorities.

These are not qualities I'm looking for in officials holding major federal offices. I do not someone running the Department of Education (or any other high-level department) answering only to themselves. I do not want them deciding that as long as they are achieving their own personal goals, there's no need to consider anyone else.

I want DeVos to take her damn salary. I know it's a drop in her big billionairess bucket, but I want her to take it anyway.  I want her to be regularly reminded that she works for the American people-- all of the American people and all of their children and all of their schools. I want her reminded that her employment comes with a variety of rules and regulations that she is not free to heed or ignore as the feeling strikes her. I want her reminded that in that office, the American taxpayers and not the DeVos family pay her salary.

"Follow the money" is a thing because when you follow the money, you find out who is really in charge, who is really calling the shots. And if DeVos is only being paid a buck, the money trail may lead to many dark and interesting places, but it will never lead to the American people.

DeVos Song and Dance

I am grateful that work kept me from experiencing the DeVos hearing in one long take, like a thousand fingernails being dragged down a twenty-mile chalkboard. So just as I experienced a disjointed hearing, I will share my disjointed thoughts.

The Reviews Are In

Wait! I'm now famous because why..? And who wants to shoot me...?

One of the reasons I'm not doing an in-depth review of the hearing is that I don't need to-- every major news outlet covered it, in some cases tweeting it in real time. Many major news outlets had one or more stories up by 11:00 last night. This may seem obvious, but what was the last education story that got this kind of blanket coverage? Maybe the Scopes Trial?

And the coverage was pretty honest, ignoring for the most part the shmoozing snoozefest that was the GOP massage of the candidate. NBC went with the headline "Education Pick Betsy DeVos Will Not Rule Out Defunding Public Schools" which is both shocking and true. USA Today says "More Questions Than Answers." This morning, millions of Americans can easily find accounts of the hearings or watch the clips. After all these years, an education story is getting broad play.

Missing the Wait Time

The bizarre choice by Lamar Alexander to protect DeVos by limiting question time didn't just save her from having to answer more questions. It took away all wait time.

Imagine, for instance, if that moment in which DeVos is ignorant of the fundamental argument about proficiency vs. growth-- imagine if Franken had had the time to let her just sit there in stammer-punctuated silence, searching for some string of words. Imagine if her vain hunt for the meaning of IDEA had been allowed to stretch into a long painful twist in the wind.

The GOP senators lived up to every cent the DeVos family spent on them, but none so much as Alexander, who protected DeVos from protracted displays of her ignorance.

Oh, That Smile

Somewhere a bunch of dictionary editors are pasting screen captures from last night in to the entry for "smug." That was the look of a woman who knew that this was just a silly little display of theater that would in no way change the outcome, who was vaguely amused by all these little people who acted so earnest, like what they said or did would actually matter. This was the smile of a woman who didn't lose her cool with the Senate grilling for the same reason you don't get angry when your five-year-old wants to show you a picture of a butterfly that she's drawn.

This was the smile of a woman who knew that absolutely nothing was riding on that hearing.

A River in Egypt

You may have been wondering how DeVos would manage to go mainstream with a portfolio of far-right causes at her back like, say, support for conversion therapy for gays and lesbians. The answer, it turns out, comes straight from the Donald Trump playbook-- when called on something you said and did in the past that is now inconvenient to acknowledge, just lie about it.

DeVos tried to pretend that somehow she'd been funneling giant stacks of money to groups whose mission she doesn't really support, or that she doesn't really give money to, or just argle bargle it wasn't me. It's a bold choice because none of this advocacy work is exactly secretive, nor are the groups shy about lauding her for her support. And Guidestar (if you have an account) tells us that the "clerical error" that made DeVos an officer of her mother's group went on for years and years.

Likewise, we are clearly going to be treated to the History of Detroit Schools from an alternate dimension.

Bears

Best answer ever. It's the kind of inconsequential fumble that launches a million memes and will most certainly be blown out of proportion (and I will probably help). But it's funny. I need to be armed to protect myself from bears in my classroom. How about very large wild dogs? Rabid rabbits? What about if I want to hunt in my classroom for food? Bears.

What Has She Learned?

It hasn't gotten the kind of play that the exchanges with Sanders, Warren or Kaine got, but I think Betsy's response to Michael Bennet was the most telling, the most important, the most scary response of the hearing. Bennet asked what she had learned about schools and charters from the experiences of Detroit. She could not answer.

The closest thing the woman has to educational experience is being the political muscle behind the Detroit Experiment. The DeVos's are perhaps the only people who are in touch with every major player in that charter revolution, and they've been on top of it for decades. She has served as a self-appointed official of the state of Michigan with education at the top of her portfolio. It is the one card she had to play against the "inexperienced" charge-- and she totally blew it. She has learned nothing. From the destruction of a city's school system, the gutting of educational opportunities for Detroit's poor, she has learned nothing. She felt expert enough to call for the dissolution of Detroit Public School system, but she has learned nothing.

This is one of the big problems with zealots and True Believers-- they do not learn and grow because they already Know The Truth, so no new learning is necessary.

DeVos is ignorant-- and she will stay that way.

Won't Rule Out Defunding Public Schools?

Yeah, we already knew that.

She's Not a Banker

Honestly, there's a very tiny pool of candidates who could answer yes to Warren's "Have you ever overseen a trillion-dollar loan program?" But the fact that DeVos has never dealt with the college loan industry is just one more reminder that this is a woman who has been picked to oversee a part of the country that she has not one piece of experience in. This is not selecting a non-lawyer as a Supreme Court justice-- this is selecting someone who has never seen the inside of a courtroom or ever talked to a lawyer as a Supreme.

I Think She Knows What IDEA Is Just Fine

Folks are talking about how DeVos seemed not to understand what IDEA is, especially the significance that it's a federal law that you can't just "leave up to the states."

I don't think that's what DeVos told us.

I think DeVos told us that she subscribes to this administration's concept of law, which is that it's a set of rules that you may or may not have to actually follow. I think the principle of "It's a federal law but the states can decide whether they're going to follow it or not" is exactly what she meant and exactly what she believes. She knows it's a federal law-- she just doesn't care, or intend to enforce it.

Bad News, Accountability Hawks

The reform coalition that has tried to keep left and right working together for charters and all the rest-- that coalition has been trying to make space around the issue of accountability. To plug that gap, DeVos supporters have insisted that the stories about Betsy's anto-accountability stance for charters is baloney, and she totally wants charter accountability. Well, now there's this:

Kaine: “If confirmed will you insist upon equal accountability in any K-12 school or educational program that receives taxpayer funding whether public, public charter or private?”
DeVos: “I support accountability.”
Kaine: “Equal accountability?”
DeVos: “I support accountability.”
Kaine: “Is that a yes or a no?”
DeVos: “I support accountability.”
Kaine: “Do you not want to answer my question?”
DeVos: “I support accountability.”
Kaine: “Let me ask you this. I think all schools that receive taxpayer funding should be equally accountable. Do you agree?”
DeVos: “Well they don’t, they are not today.”
Kaine: “Well, I think they should. Do you agree with me?
DeVos: “Well no . . . ”
Kaine, interrupting her, said: “You don’t agree with me.”

So that's a hard pass on accountability for charters.

P.S. Screw You, Joe Lieberman

"Best qualification to run education is to know nothing about education" my Aunt Fanny. Yes, and when you are sick or injured, you go looking for someone with no medical experience. And if you need to be defended in court, you look for some guy who's completely ignorant of the law. Remind me to never, ever take this guy seriously again.

Does Your Phone Still Work?

God only knows when the actual vote will be taken, and the handwriting is pretty much on the wall. But that doesn't mean that the DeVos appointment should be a free walk in the park for anyone involved. Call senators. Tell them what a spectacularly lousy choice she is.

And while you're at it, tell your friends and neighbors. Alexander did do us one favor-- by limiting senators to five-minute question periods, he stage-managed a hearing that is available in easy-to-watch short clips. People who would never sit through a four hour video of congressional yammering can totally catch the point from DeVos's five minutes of stammering in front of Sanders or stunned ignorance in front of Franken or bad stonewalling of Kaine. Share.

Meanwhile...

It has been one of those days. Not bad, but about sixteen hours long, and so I have followed the DeVos hearing via occasional peeks at Twitter, and I'll catch up over the hours ahead in short burst so that my blood pressure does not shoot the nails off the ends of my fingers.

But I will confess that as strongly as I believe we should tell our senators repeatedly and loudly about Betsy's severe, extreme, total lack of qualifications for the post, and as strongly as I believe that we should fight her appointment to the office, I also believe that at some point, maybe after the political theater is over or maybe after her ethics paperwork has finally cleared or maybe once the senate thinks we're not paying such close attention-- at some point, Betsy DeVos will become our new Secretary of Education. And we will fight and stomp and kick about her policies and choices and attempts to trash US public education as we did with her predecessors.

But meanwhile....

Meanwhile, there are other issues to pay attention to, other tables at which education debates are still raging, other threats to the future of this bedrock democratic institution.

Charter Baloney

There are places in this country where no federal intervention is needed to help charter schools make a hash out of the education system. Michigan has the DeVos family, but Ohio and Florida are also a miserable wild west mess of charterdom, and North Carolina aspires to be just as ineffective and wasteful. Jeanne Allen of the charter-loving Center for Education Reform says that over thirty states have charter-friendly folks in charge. And even if you aren't one of those states, I'll bet you dollars to donuts that your legislature contains at least one lawmaker who is chomping at the bit to liberate some tax dollars for the betterment of charter operations.

As always, I'll note that charters can be a useful and valuable part of an educational ecosphere. But the modern charter operator too often dreams of a system of no oversight, little accountability, and easy access to those sweet, sweet tax dollars.

Life in Trumpistan may well include increased support for charter-style privatization, but it's already going on, and you don't have to cast your eyes all the way to DC to see it happening. Pay attention, and contact your state elected leaders. Often.

High Stakes Testing

A lot of folks just kind of stood down on this one once ESSA was passed, but test-driven accountability and the test-centered schools that it fosters are still with us. In fact, ESSA empowers states to double down on their commitment to this brutal and destructive practice, and many states are led by people who belong to the Cult of the Test.

It's foolish and a little insane because there is nothing in education reform so transparently foolish than the Big Standardized Tests. Parents and taxpayers see them, experience them, and immediately recognize that this instrument could not possibly measure all the things it purports to measure. Kepp spreading the word.

Big Brother's Personalized Data Grab

For many reformsters, everything we're used to railing against in the ed debates is old, old news. The next exciting thing for them is Personalized Competency Based Education Learning-- let's dispense education via computer, and use the process to collect data about each students, to both measure and mold the student into the kind of person the corporation wants them to be, while creating a data backpack for the student that will allow future employers and the government to determine what place the student should take in society.

This policy takes a variety of approaches, some of them rather stealthy, some of them masquerading as anti-reform positions (let's get rid of the Big Standardized Test by replacing it with software that will gather standardized data every day). Watching out for this requires a great deal of attention and alertness.

Threats to the Profession

The teacher pipeline is drying up, and much of what is coming through has been trained to believe their main job is test prep. The growing teacher shortage is being used as one more excuse to let anyone with a pulse become certified to stand in a classroom and teach. This suits some folks because if you deprofessionalize teaching, you can burn and churn cheap content delivery specialists whose main job is to unpack and present the texts or programs or software that has been lovingly sold to the district. At the same time school managers can cut costs. And for some, there's a bonus because the death of teaching as a profession would also be one more way to kill the teachers union, ending them as any sort of political force as well as removing one more management obstacle.

Democracy

If we spend too much time looking just at education, we will miss the larger picture-- that the attempt to gut public education is part of a larger effort to replace democratic processes and institutions across the board. The DeVos family hasn't just tried to kill public education in Michigan-- they've tried to turn Michigan into a one-party state with themselves at the head of that party. The same process has been unfolding in North Carolina. We are swimming in plutocrats and oligarchs and bettercrats who believe that the country should be run by the Better Sort of People and democracy just gives to much power to the rabble who, really, ought to just be happy knowing their collective places.

As large as the DeVos nomination looms, and as infuriating as it is to see in videos That Face that Betsy makes, like she knows if she just sits through one more boring story from the maid, she will get everything she wants (and fire the maid later for boring her), and as scary as it is to contemplate the USED in the hands of someone who openly and actively roots for public education to fail-- as big as all that seems, it is just one piece of the larger picture, of a multi-front debate that continues to rage around us even during the few hours of Betsy smugly being granted safe passage through a political dumb show.

Don't give her a free pass, but save your strength for the bigger struggles ahead.

MLK & Another Christmas

Every year around December 25, a whole bunch of people who aren't actually Christians get all misty about a watered-down version of the original faith, make some generic noise about peace and good will while ignoring all the parts of the message that might be, well, more uncomfortable ("But wouldn't the moneylenders get upset if we threw them out of the temple? That just seems so rude and uncomfortable. Maybe we should do something less confrontational."), and follow it up with some noise about how, really, we should make every day Christmas.

Then on December 26th, they just scrub all of it out of their memory hole and go back to their usual lives.

Martin Luther King Jr Day has become kind of Christmassy. A whole bunch of people who aren't ordinarily black or much concerned about social justice and all the rest of it spend some time conjuring up some warm and misty images of a man who was called a troublemaker, who criticized liberals and moderates for their uninvolved silence, and who did not give his life, but had it stolen by some angry white guy with a gun.

We'll have posts and tweets about how great a man he was, how folks of all colors should just get along, illustrated with photos of King looking noble and stock photos of ethnically diverse hand clutching.  And then on January 17th, we'll go back to arguing that Colin Kaepernick should protest injustice in some less destructive and disruptive manner than kneeling during the anthem.

Perhaps this is marginally better than trying to erase the day entirely so that King's name isn't even spoken, or is tied to a name like Robert E. Lee.

But I know this-- talk is cheap (and stock photos are free). And all this talk about King and the Civil Rights movement as if it was just a bunch of African-Americans sitting politely and lovingly waiting to be recognized so that America would be slightly less rude-- this is fake history, which is even worse than fake news. My students have grown up in a mostly rural, mostly white corner of the world as part of a generation that as grown up to think that the blatant injustice, prejudice and mistreatment of blacks is inconceivable-- and so most of them cannot conceive of it, can't imagine that things were all that bad, really. 

The soft fuzzy view of King fosters a soft fuzzy view of the ongoing struggles around race and injustice. The soft fuzzy King also fosters an unrealistic view of him as a man, a person, which in turns allows us to let ourselves off the hook ("I could never do anything important like that. I'm just a regular person, and I will just sit here quietly until the next Superman comes along to show us the way")

But if we look at King as a person, and our nation as a society that struggles to do the right thing, that struggle turning on the actions of ordinary human beings, many of them, far more than just one-- well, then, there's no excuse to let ourselves off the hook.

We do our students no service by giving them one more dusty figure in the pantheon of Extraordinary Humans Who Are Responsible for Who We Are As a Country. Nor do we serve them by reinforcing the notion that this is a nation that somehow drifts toward Right by some mystical, non-human agency for which none of us are really responsible.

There will be lots of posts and tweets and stories pulled up from the archives today, and many of them will be a corrective to the fuzzy holiday picture. Do not read them today, or share them with your students tomorrow. Bookmark them. Keep them handy, and pull them up and read them over the weeks and months ahead. Share them with your students on days that are NOT specifically set aside for Reflecting on the Dream or Contemplating the Issues of Race. The concerns we raise on this day really should be everyday and every day concerns. We have no excuse to stop paying attention just because the calendar turns over to the 17th.

MOOCs and the Failure of Innovators

Today at IEEE Spectrum, Robert Ubell has a rough and telling explanation of "How the Pioneers of the MOOC Got It Wrong." It includes some important lessons for many of the "innovators" in the education world today.

Massive Open Online Courses took off five years ago, when Sebastian Thrun and Peter Norvig decided to stream the computer lectures from Stanford out across the internet to the world. It seemed like such a winner of an idea that Thrun co-founded Udacity, one of the leading providers of interwebbified education. Thrun was so sure of this idea that he predicted in a 2012 interview at Wired that in fifty years, only ten higher education institutions would still be standing. He and other MOOC launchers were certain that they "had inspired a revolution."

They did not know what the hell they were talking about.

In the beginning, MOOC completion rate was a whopping 7%. Nowadays that has inched up to almost 13% average. These are not impressive numbers. Nor are MOOCs putting universities out of business. As Ubell reports, research shows that people just graze or glance or bounce in for a minute. Those "who did finish a MOOC were accomplished learners, many with advanced degrees." In other words, people who are more than capable of teaching themselves from whatever resource, whether it be a MOOC or, say, a book.

What happened? A common reformster problem-- MOOC-ophiles were trying to disrupt practices that were no longer the norm in education. They figured that a MOOC would be more engaging than a traditional lecture (even if early MOOCs were just lectures on line, because computer technology!); they didn't realize that educators were already ditching and replacing lectures.

The three principal MOOC providers—Coursera, Udacity, and edX—wandered into a territory they thought was uninhabited. Yet it was a place that was already well occupied by accomplished practitioners who had thought deeply and productively over the last couple of decades about how students learn online. Like poor, baffled Columbus, MOOC makers believed they had “discovered” a new world. 

How many times have we seen this played out in ed reform circles. Edbiz McSellsalot comes running up, hollering, "Quick! I have just chiseled this circle out of stone. I call it a 'wheel,' and if you will all start using it, your transportation will be revolutionized." Experienced educators, riding on automobiles mounted on inflatable tires and sophisticated suspension systems, fail to respond with the proper level of awe and wonder. Unfortunately, too often the next step is for Edbiz to run off and convince some policy-makers to mandate the use of the "new" stone wheel.

And so vendors tell us that a multiple choice test (the kind of test that forty years ago we figured out is a poor assessment tool) will be totally awesome if we administer it on a computer. Charter operators announce proudly that they've discovered that personalized attention in a resource-rich environment will help students learn, particularly if you make sure that only the right students are in the room. Occasionally reformsters will grudgingly admit that some innovation doesn't actually work, just as we told them it wouldn't years ago. Who knew that having high stakes testing would warp and narrow instruction in schools? Every single teacher in the country-- but nobody would listen to us.

One of the assumptions of reformsterism (carried over from the business world) is that you don't need to be a trained experienced educator to be a great education leader. That assumption is disproven on a regular basis. That is why the teacher reaction to a reformster idea isn't always "You have got to be kidding me"-- sometimes it,s "No shit, Sherlock."

Sometimes outsiders see bold new angles because they're outsiders, but sometimes outsiders just don't know what they're talking about. Not every reformster is tripped up by ignorance of the territory or the arrogant belief that they don't even need to look at a map. But MOOC creators are not the only befuddled Columbi on the scene. If folks can't learn from the actual MOOCs, they can at least learn the lesson from MOOC creators.

First 100 Reformy Days

Did Jeanne Allen ever oppose Trump? Long ago she may have expressed some misgivings, but she has since been swept up in the Great Migration of from Anti-Trump Land to downtown We Want To Be The Winner's Friend. So now Allen and her group, the Center for Education Reform, a reformy group that is friends with all the best charter school boosters (and even has a seat on the gates Gravy Train)-- now these folks have some thoughts about how to make the First 100 Days of Trumpistan a great festival of chartery goodness. And bold. There will be much call for boldness.

The position paper? flier? PR release? from CER opens by bringing up FDR's legendary 100 day Flurry O'Stuff and then declares boldly, "It's our turn again." It is not clear where the "again" comes from, but it's certainly bold to suggest that Herr Trump represents the return of, well, anything to the White House.

But this time we are bullish that what we have advanced and supported for 23 years may actually come to be. We have made recommendations to incoming administrations since CER was founded in 1993, and each time those ideas have fallen prey to a bevy of special interests, political moderation, or worse, downright dismissal.

Allen and CER suffer from a variety of problems, not the least of which is a serious lack of self-awareness (Allen, among other things, has a tendency to couple calls from better, more respectful dialogue with attacks on the entire teaching profession-- a sort of "let's talk nicely, you big evil dope!") If you've been doing the same song and dance for 23 years and still not drawing an appreciative crowd, it's possible0-- just possible-- that the problem is not the stage, the audience, evil people keeping the crowds away, or some dark fix by shadowy powers. It's just possible that the problem is you and your song and your dance.

In other words, you might want to consider that your recommendations have "fallen prey" to being lousy recommendations.

But hey-- let's give it a shot anyway.

Allen is optimistic that a Trump-Pence administration will be in tune with the things CER believes. Those beliefs include things like the idea that poverty can be ignored, because if people get a great education, they will escape poverty. CER also believes that tax dollars should be freed up so that various ed-flavorerd businesses can be free to snap those dollars right up.

If we really want an exceptional America we must have exceptional education, without conventional barriers to learning at one’s own pace, in an environment that best suits the learner. 

Because the adult workplace is all about working at your own pace in an environment that suits you. Well, we want an environment that suits somebody, anyway-

It’s time to be bold and think about what’s possible when you take control over a nearly $70 billion agency, and have entered a nation where 37 of 50 states are governed by education reform friendly lawmakers. It’s not just about a school choice program, or increased charter school funding, or little innovation grants. It’s about tearing up the very top-down mandates and arcane characterizations of schools that created the need for such microschools, innovative charters,competency-based programs and online higher education offerings in the first place.

This, I guess, is how Allen and CER found a common connection to Trump-- they, too, would like to watch the world burn. Why privatize education piecemeal when we can just burn down the whole institution of public education, sweep away the ashes, and privatize the space that's left behind? We don't even need coherent education policy-- just a big market free-for-all, in which all the various approaches can battle it out for their slice of the pie.  (I am intrigued, however, at the 37 reform-friendly states figure).

So we're five pages in and it's still all bold unicorns and bold rainbows and bold seeping statements. Is there some policy in here? Glad you asked-- let's move on to the more carefully targeted ideas.

Spending

Federal spending needs to be redirected, repackaged, and re-permissioned across traditional program lines. To conduct a serious, publicly transparent review in a finite amount of time as to how every federal dollar can better meet the needs of schools and students, the Administration should establish a Commission, like the Reagan-era National Commission on Excellence in Education.

Yes-- a government commission. Allen even has a name ready-- Make Education Great Again for Students Commission (MEGAS). The USED Secretary would be in charge, and they would identify "every barrier to opportunity." That's not opportunity for humans to get an education, but opportunity for money to flow freely. So MEGAS would not be boldly addressing poverty or systemic racism or failure to fully fund education; it would be looking at every chokepoint where someone could be making money from an education product but some damn regulation got in their way.  We are talking about more opportunities for businesses and entrepreneur-- not for students.

There are all sorts of education regulations, and we should look at all of those because "these regulations often discourage credible providers of instructional services." And we hate to see privatizers and profiteers get discouraged.

Specifically, Allen calls for the government to "conduct a thorough review of all regulatory limitations imposed on spending in education regulations," as well as any money that gets to schools from other departments, because, gee, all of that money should be liberated so that it can flow freely to people who want to give it a nice new home. Why should they be discouraged just because some dumb regulation says that money must be spent providing schools or education or programs to students?

Where the government can help is in gathering and packaging data so that parents have better information for making choices. The government has all that data-- it should be packaged for better marketing purposes.

Teaching

Solve the crisis in teaching, the shortage of individuals able to but precluded from teaching due to flawed certification mandates, by encouraging opening up of the profession to experienced subject matter experts, thought leaders and international experts.

Yes, the crisis in teaching is that we are requiring people to become trained and certified, when what we really need is to open it up to anybody who feels like doing it. The impending teacher shortage is "misunderstood"-- it's not that the profession has been devalued or deprofessionalized, but that it hasn't been deprofessionalized enough. Allen's plan, seriously, is to tap all those folks who have been thrown out of work by the downturn in manufacturing and industry jobs and are now underemployed-- we just need to pout all those folks in classrooms, and we're all set to go! The only thing slowing us down is silly "bureaucratic standards." (Pro tip: if you really want to be a teacher, you could always go to teacher school.)

Also, there's technology, so why don't we just use "off-site" teaching and just, you know, skype teachers into classrooms. Because while Allen does subscribe to the "teacher is the most important factor" theory, she also has a deep and profound, even bold, lack of understanding of what teaching is or what it requires. In her world, teacher training and certification is some big scam, a con game run by bureaucrats who are colluding with the teachers union which is just trying to operate an entire school system so that they can collect dues and run the world.

So let some guys who used to have a manufacturing job in there. They would provide the needed education rooted less on theory and more on hands-on experiential" learning.

Higher Education

Recast the federal role in higher education to create more opportunities for both the private and public sectors to serve the needs of students seeking a higher education at every level.

Once again, you'll note that the "opportunities' are for people in the business, not the students. Allen is certain-- boldly certain-- that the only reason any students don't finish college is because "they want more opportunities in higher education than were available, or desired, by many who are long past those days." The market is failing to provide them what they want. Allen even says, explicitly, that it's not a cost problem (because there's always cheap community college available). It's not poverty or struggling with the college environment or personal issues or anything except a market failure and if we would just let the feds give money to anyone who wanted to enter the post-high school training biz, so many more people could make a bundle in the college ed biz.

The obstacle to the free flow of money remains the "higher ed cartel" who set up obstacles on "all sorts of contrived bases." For instance, Allen asserts that there's been an unfair emphasis on the difference between non-profit and for-profit colleges. I'd suggest that this is because the vast majority of for-profits are turning out to be predatory scammers, but Allen is sure that both sectors have "laggards." This is simply not true. Predatory scams like the Corinthian College chain aren't "laggards"-- they are outright frauds, using vulnerable students as a means of grabbing up money that was meant to help students (including US soldiers) get a decent education. There is nothing like it anywhere in the non-profit college world.

Educational Choice

The federal government should recognize whatever it is that states do to provide opportunities for students beyond the traditional public schools. Such programs–private school vouchers, tax credits, charter schools and the like–did not exist prior to 1990 in an substantial way and as a result, the federal government has continued to view them as anathema to the original definition of public education.

Oh, if only.  The feds have been pretty aggressively friendly to charter schools in this country, but not enough to suit Allen, who is occupying some other alternate dimension.

The birth of federal education programs occurred before there was any concrete evidence that despite billions spent nationally the Nation was at risk, and that traditional education governance simply was not working for most students. Meanwhile, other nations with far fewer freedoms were beating us at just about everything.

It's technically true that fed ed programs were birthed before there was evidence of any of these things for the simple reason that there still isn't any evidence of these things. But one of Allen's trademarks is a hopped-up insistence that education in this country is a complete and utter failure (which makes Betsy DeVos a fine ed sec for CER). I am curious at which "just about everything" we are being beaten at, and by whom. I'm wondering if on that list she includes things like providing maternity leave or universal health care or sheltering children from the effects of poverty, because we are getting our asses kicked in those areas, but I don't think education reform is the most direct path to addressing them.

Allen is certain the its federal prejudice that keeps students from being to have all the money allotted to their education, because that money is certainly not taxpayer money that belongs to the public. Again, it comes down to those damn federal rules and regulations. The feds should just hand the state a giant bale of money and let the state spend it however it wishes. Choice should be a big open wild west of macro and micro options, and regulations should be minimal or non-existent. Whether or not children get actual educations is not the issue-- the ability of edubusinesses to thrive is the concern here. The system that currently serves 90% of the students in the country should be trashed so that businesses can get to businessing without the feds looking over their shoulders answering annoying questions like "Are you actually educating these students" or "Did you just spend a bunch of public money on a yacht" or "Are all students-- even the poor, unprofitable ones-- being served" or even "Do you have the faintest clue what you're doing?"

Activist Agenda

Allen proposes to push all this by lobbying educating the hell out of the public and the state legislatures. It's regulation that is forcing charters to operate like traditional schools (not or course, any evidence or expertise that suggests that traditional schools largely know the best ways to do this educating thing) and more importantly, keeping charters and other ed-flavored enterprises from just cutting out things that aren't cost-effective. This, of course, remains the central problem of running a school: you can't bring in more revenue-- you can only cut costs. And there are the feds, telling you about a bunch of costs you aren't allowed to cut. How's a businessman supposed to get rich??

CER's agenda is the same one it's had for decades-- kill public ed and sell off the pieces. I suspect they will find much to love about life with Herr Trump and the Red Queen, but I have to believe that the less they get what they want, the better it will be for American school students and the future of our country.

ICYMI: Last Sunday Before Trumpistan Edition (1/15)

This week I'll start you off with a short video from the folks at Brave New Films about the DeVos nomination. Something to share with your friends who would rather watch than read.



Sears in Death Spiral

I wrote about this article earlier in the week, but if you missed that, you should still read this. Nothing to do with education, but everything to do with how terrible mis-management makes a hash out of a beloved US institution.

How Democrats Killed Their Populist Soul

Again, not actually about education, but a long, thoughtful look at the history of the modern Democratic party and how they lost their way.

Betsy DeVos Accountability Problem

Devos supporters have been swearing up and down that she actually supported a law calling for more accountability in Michigan charters. Allie Gross went and looked at the actual law and reports what's really in it (spoiler alert: not a bunch of charter accountability).

Difference Between Equity and Equality

A brief piece from Lara David with a great activity for showing students what the difference is.

Why the Racist History of School Vouchers Matters Today

Casey Quinlan provides another important history lesson.

The Red Queen

Jennifer Berkshire (Edushyster) spent nine days in Michigan interviewing over forty different people. She came back not only with the definitive DeVos nickname, but how the Education Secretary nominee looks to the people who have lived under her shadow. This week's must-read.

Time To Eliminate Third Grade Retention

One of the stupidest, most destructive, just plain meanest policies to come out of reformsterdom is the automatic third grade retention rule-- no passing score on the Big Standardized Test and no fourth grade for you, you little eight year old slacker! Here's another great explanation of just how wrong the policy (which, yes, does exist in several states) is.

Jeb Bush May Have Won Something in the Election After All

Valerie Strauss connects the dots between Jeb Bush and the new Department of Education. If you voted against Jeb because of his education policy positions, the joke is one you.