Sunday, April 12, 2026
ICYMI: Spring Arrives Edition (4/12)
Saturday, April 11, 2026
Sal Khan Still Clueless
“For a lot of students, it was a non-event,” Khan told me recently about his eponymous chatbot, Khanmigo. “They just didn’t use it much.”
Good first step. Lord knows that lots of ed tech salesmen didn't even get this far in looking at the fate of their shiny product. But Khan can't get to the crucial next step, which is to make a serious inquiry into why his targeted customers didn't want to use his product.
Barnum, God bless him, knows the issues here:
Khan’s comments are an acknowledgement that AI has not quickly allowed for the creation of an effective super-tutor, as some initially hoped. It’s an early indication of the limits of AI to drive massive learning gains, long an unrealized goal of various technologies. While Khan remains optimistic about various uses of AI in education, he’s also come to see its limits.
Thursday, April 9, 2026
Federal Science of Reading Bill?
The term ‘science of reading’ means an interdisciplinary body of evidence-based research about reading and issues related to reading and writing that—Hope that clears it right up for you. If you're fuzzy on three-cueing, we get a federal definition for that, too. It has to do with A) using context, pictures, or syntax as primary basis for teaching word recognition and B) "teaches visual memory as the primary basis for word recognition." So, sight words? Sight words are bad now?
(A) identifies instruction in phonemic awareness, phonics, vocabulary, fluency, comprehension, and writing as essential components to skilled reading;
(B) demonstrates the importance of background knowledge, oral language, the connection between reading and writing, and strong writing instruction;
(C) explains why some students have difficulty with reading and writing; and
(D) does not use a three-cueing model.
Anyway, under the bill, only programs that are aligned with SoR get grant money under the grants to "entities in support of kindergarten through grade 12 literacy," The bill would add to the directions that states are given for distributing the grants. Which makes me wonder if these GOP Representatives missed the meeting where the regime explained that these kinds of grants were going to be toast anyway.
That's pretty much the whole bill, other than it's not allowed to limit any of the protections of students under IDEA or the ADA. The best part is at the very bottom of the page where the bill explicitly says that the bill absolutely does not
authorize any officer or employee of the Federal Government to mandate, direct, or control a State, local educational agency, or school’s specific instructional content, academic standards and assessments, curricula, or program of instruction.
Somebody was wrapping up the bill and remembered that the feds are not allowed to dictate curriculum or instructional programs. Conservatives remembered that really well back when President Obama and Arne Duncan were extorting state compliance with promoting Common Core, but seem to have kind of forgotten now.
So that's the bill. It directs states to push a particular ill-defined un-supported possibly-nonexistent instructional methodology, and then promises that this bill does not authorize the feds to push a particular instructional methodology. It went to the House Committee on Education and Workforce, where the committee voted 33-0 to report the bill. Should this bill escape its well-deserved death, I expect its major effect will be to influence education grant paperwork, but let's hope it just sits on the steps up on Capitol Hill and quietly fades away.
Wednesday, April 8, 2026
AP Promotes Moms For Liberty Myth
The headline was sandpaper on nerve endings. "Moms for Liberty wanted a seat on the school board. Trump gave them a voice in the White House." All the more annoying because this was the Associated Damn Press, who should know better than to uncritically echo the M4L mythology.
To be clear, an influential voice in politics on the state and national level has always been what M4L wanted. As with much of the culture panic crowd, "fighting to win school board seats and end 'wokeness' in U.S. schools" were useful goals for activating some folks, but the AP's summary of M4L-- "what started as a fringe of far-right mothers"-- misses the core of the story.
The oft-repeated myth is that a couple of Florida moms sat a kitchen table in January of 2021 and decided they'd sell start a group to complain about COVID school stuff. Heck, these Just Plain Moms could even raise money selling t-shirts. This is a lovely story. It is not true.
By 2021, these moms were already well-connected political activists in the state. In 2015, future M4L co-founder Bridget Ziegler co-founded the Florida Coalition of School Board Members, a pro-voucher alternative to the Florida School Board Association. The founders included Erika Donalds, a former New York investment banker turned Florida Tea Partier, now a high-powered choice advocate in Florida who is CEO of her own charter school company and married to Byron Donalds, rising MAGA star.
Other folks who would join in leading FCSBM included Anne Corcoran, wife of Florida’s pro-privatization legislator-turned-Education Commissioner-turned chief of New College; Rebecca Negron, the wife of the state senator who helped write the tax credit scholarship voucher bill; and Eric Robinson, former GOP party chair and sometimes called “The Prince of Dark Money.” And also future M4L co-founder Tina Descovich, who was elected to Brevard County School Board with a signature issue of her opposition to Common Core. Descovich ran on two decades in business and a degree in Communications, as well as serving on the executive staff of a US Army Commanding General. Soon after joining the group, Descovich was its president.FCSBM operated for a few years, giving out awards and working legislative connections as it ”consistently fought above its weight” to win “key battles on school choice, charters and other hot-button education issues.” But the group ran out of steam, and in May of 2020, Descovich and Ziegler filed for voluntary dissolution of FCSBM.The speed with which the group launched was impressive. They claimed fundraising by selling t-shirts on Facebook, but that would not begin to account for receipts of a half a million dollars in their first year.
Maurice Cunningham, author of Dark Money and the Politics of School Privatization, has been hollering into the void for years, tracked the many benefits that M4L enjoyed on launch. By the end of the January, they had appeared on the Rush Limbaugh Show; soon they moved on to score appearances or shout outs from Breitbart, Tucker Carlson, Glenn Beck, Fox News, and Steve Bannon’s War Room. They threw some massive fundraisers and Cunningham's research found connections to Heritage Foundation, the Leadership Institute, and the Council for National Policy. The group's media and political profile erupted quickly.
“We’re not really doing any lobbying for any specific bills at the federal level yet,” Descovich said. “That will come next year.”
No mention of whether they'll be selling more t-shirts to fund this effort.
Tuesday, April 7, 2026
AFC Names Head Of Cash Grab Division
Betsy DeVos's old crew is ready to cash in on federal school vouchers.
The American Federation for Children was organized and funded by the DeVos family. It has had a variety of names, including American Education Reform Foundation and Advocates for School Choice, Inc, and has suckled up some other DeVos initiatives like "All Children Matter," a group that was fined for election misconduct in Ohio and Wisconsin. But they settled on American Federation for Children because that is meant to contrast with American Federation of Teachers (because teachers are, as we know, notoriously anti-child).
Their leadership is a clue to their mission. Betsy DeVos gave up her chairman of the board spot to go work for Trump. These days the chair is William E. Oberndorfer, who co-founded the Alliance for School Choice, one of the root organizations of AFC with John Walton and has his own foundation that is busy pumping up charters and groups like Jeanne Allen's Center for Education reform and Jeb Bush's Foundation for Excellence in Education and EdChoice (formerly the Friedman Foundation).
The board also includes John Kirtley (Florida School Choice Fund, Florida Charter Institute), Kevin Chavous (DFER, New Orleans voucher plan, K12), Ann Duplessis (former LA legislator and banker), Stack Hock (investment banking and Texas Public Policy Foundation), Edward McDermott (investment firm and BASIC Fund, a California SGO), and Hera Varmah (Step Up For Students). It's a crowd that is even more interested in managing money than in privatizing education.
AFC has already announced its intention to get in the ground floor of the federal taxpayer-funded school vouchers. The vouchers created under Dear Leader's Big Beautiful Bill are the tax credit scholarship flavor, and as with all such vouchers, there's a middle man. Taxpayers give their completely deductible contribution to a Scholarship Granting Organization (SGO) that in turn passes the money on to students.
But not before they skim off a slice for themselves. The federal plan is still sparse on details, but typically an SGO keeps 5-10% of the money it handles. So lots of folks are getting into the SGO biz, and that includes AFC.
They have announced the man they've hired to run that skimmer for them-- Sean Clifford. They announced:
In his new role, Sean will serve as our primary ambassador and strategist for the scholarship fund, overseeing strategic direction, growth strategy, and partnerships, along with managing the day-to-day operations necessary to ensure the Education Freedom Tax Credit reaches as many families as possible, as soon as possible.
Clifford has been around a few blocks. After interning with the Bush II Council of Economic Advisors, he spent seven years as VP of Baron Public Affairs, a DC PR form that handles clients at "the nexus of politics and business" thereby "liberating innovators from political risk." He went back to school at Wharton for an MBA, then went to Texas for a year at Skills Fund (now Ascent, an education loan outfit). Then in 2018 he founded and led Canopy, the school internet filter company. Then he became an advisor at MonCap, an investment firm, and Chief Strategy Officer at Tikvah, a nonprofit firm that advances "Jewish excellence and Western Civilization through education and ideas." Eliot Abrams is currently chairman of their board of trustees.
So that's the background Clifford brings to running the AFC Scholarship Fund.
In an interview, AFC chief Tommy Schultz explained what the fund will be about. The program will "free up billions of dollars," Schultz says. Frees from what? Being captured by the feds, I guess. He's going to keep pushing the notion that this will give students "access to a better education," which is the central lie of the whole program. Because first, there is no reason to believe that vouchers lead to better education, and lots of reasons to believe that they don't. Second, vouchers systems make sure that private schools retain the right to discriminate against LGBTQ persons, students with the "wrong" religious faith, students who have academic issues, students with special needs, and any students the school just doesn't want to accept for whatever reason. Laws are written to deliberately preserve that power to discriminate.
Schultz notes that "the beauty and elegance" of this new voucher dodge is that it's a change to the tax code, and not, say, a piece of education policy with oversight and accountability attached. "There won't be any nefarious Department of Education strings attached to it." No accountability. No oversight. No rules.
"We are very much invested in making sure that millions of kids can get access to the best education possible..." says Schultz, which is a hell of a hard thing to assert if your program is not going to include any quality control measures at all--will, in fact, include anti-quality control measures. And be run by a guy who does not have the education background to spot the difference between excellence, mediocrity, malpractice, and scammery.
But AFC could make bank. They anticipate billions of dollars going into the new SGO systems, and 5% of even a measly one billion is still fifty million. That's a tidy bonus to get when you're pursuing your goal of dismantling public education.
Sunday, April 5, 2026
OH: No More Crossdressing in Front of the Kids
Performers or entertainers who exhibit a gender identity that is different from the performer's or entertainer's biological sex using clothing, makeup, prosthetic or imitation genitals or breasts, or other physical markers;
This is nuts. Now, as I read the law, this doesn't make it illegal to simply be a man wearing heavy makeup while walking down the street or holding high federal office. To trigger this law, you have to be a man heavily made up while performing or entertaining (okay, maybe that high federal office example is in jeopardy after all).
Soooo many problems here. Exactly who will be serving in the new Ohio State Bureau of Acceptable Gender Role Markers? Can a lady singer wear pants? How much make-up can a vice-president man wear and still be legal? Can I show a class Some Like it Hot? What determines whether a t-shirt is male- or female-coded? If a male entertainer uses a high-pitched voice in front of a juvenile audience, is that a violation? I mean, as a life-long bass I harbor a little resentment towards tenors, but this seems like bridge too far.
And if these all seem like extreme cases, let me suggest that you ask a high school teacher how many times they have witnessed a hilarious student skit in which high school boys performed and/or danced dressed like girls (perhaps with some balloon "prosthetics"). The answer is, at least for me, "I lost count ages ago." You can argue that this is obviously just harmless youthy high jinks and surely nobody would seriously consider that illegal. The law was just intended to protect youths from the evils of drag queens, and surely nobody would go after the senior football players in the annual homecoming assembly talent show. But we currently have a whole anti-school-outrage-industrial complex, like the (formerly Parents) Defending Education crew whose whole mission is to try to literally make a federal case out of everything they can find in their karen-fed pipeline of Naughty Behavior in public schools. If this bill passes the Senate (the House has already okayed it) I guarantee that sooner or later you will see a story about some public school dragged into court because it allowed the captain of the basketball team to dress up as a cheerleader in front of the whole student body.
The new law would piggyback on the current state obscenity laws, which are an exercise in vagueness.
"Biological sex" is doing heavy lifting here, defined as indicated by "sex chromosomes, naturally occurring sex hormones, gonads, and nonambiguous internal and external genitalia present at birth," and deliberately ruling out any individual's psychological or subjective experience, all of which fits an imaginary world in which gender is simple and cut and dried. However, our world is not that world.
This is one of those laws where someone wanted to stop a "problem" that is so minute and undetectable that they decided to just carpet bomb the entire are either because A) they are lousy at writing laws or B) they were happy to get as much collateral damage as possible. Ohio faces many problems these days; none of them are caused by drag queens.
You can read ACLU Ohio's full response here, or this handy explainer. If you're in Ohio, you might want to get ahold of your Senator and encourage them to spend more time on actual problems. In the meantime, certain elected officials might want to be careful about appearing in the state.
ICYMI: Easter 2026 Edition (4/5)
Plato had just downloaded another update and was refusing to teach us math until we upgraded to a Be Best Platinum subscription, so we were left to our own devices. This was how our class spent most of its time. With the Be Best Basic plan, which was all that our school district could afford, we didn’t get very much instruction, mostly ads. Plato had been trying to sell us razors for the past three weeks, possibly because it had heard someone ask about Occam’s razor, but more likely because it had access to our data and understood that as tenth graders, we were entering the razor market.Sarasota County Schools to cut teachers as vouchers divert millions from district
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