Well, this is pretty awesome. PARCC has a video explainer (which I guess is more high tech than a mansplainer) intended to help us all understand how the PARCC is super-awesome. It's only a few minutes long and will make what else I have to show you funnier.
Ordinarily I would watch this and deconstruct it for you shot by shot, pointing out the various moments of transparent stupid. But Dan Masi is already on it. He has fixed the audio quality so that we can hear the real message (note-- the scrolling website recommendations at the end are his, not PARCC's). As I type this, Masi's work has only been viewed six times, which is just a waste. Watch and enjoy: