Friday, December 5, 2025
OK: That Anti-Trans Essay and OU's Shame
Thursday, December 4, 2025
Glenn Beck's Patriotic AI Zombie
This is not ChatGPT. This is not Wikipedia. This is verified, factual, memorized, first source truth.
Beck says that George will teach the Constitution, the Federalist papers, the civics. Beck says this project "will change EVERYTHING about education." George will counteract all those lies your teacher taught you. It's a proprietary AI database that will permanently preserve "the physical evidence of America's soul."
There are at least two possibilities. One is that George will be a Washington-lite AI zombie that will, in fact, hallucinate and spew bias just like any other AI because Beck doesn't know what he's talking about. The other is that George has taken an old version of Jeeves and slapped a tri-corner hat on him, and that this is just a digital library with a search function because Beck doesn't understand AI, but he knows that it's a hot marketing term right now.
At least three outfits claim to have worked on an AI Zombie George Washington (here, here, and here) and they are all pretty much baloney. It makes sense that AI hucksters are going to go after the low-hanging fruit of public domain persons for zombiefication, and it makes sense that Beck, a seasoned patriotic grifter, would follow that path.
But boy is this shit a bummer, because Beck is going to wave his Giant Library around and convince a bunch of suckers that he can tell them the Real Truth about our nation's founders with even more unearned authority than he already deploys. But if AI zombies are good for anything, it's grift, and we had better steel ourselves for more of it. And please, God, keep it out of our children's classrooms.
School Sports
I am not a sports guy. I played some playground league softball way back in the day, and that's about it for competitive team sports. I'm married to a former collegiate swimmer who used to do triathlons and marathons, and the board of directors really loves cross country. For years, one of my extra jobs at my school was announcing football games, and I was a big supporter of all our teams, especially those in which my own students were involved.
NW PA is sports territory. We start them early and take them seriously (and not always in a developmentally appropriate way). We've had arguably disproportionate success for a district our size-- state-level contending teams, players who went on to college and pro success. My school loved a good pep rally, and I nudged even my most non-sporty students toward approaching these gatherings with an open mind. I've always thought school spirit (which around here is mostly focused through sports) is a way to practice being part of something bigger than yourself.
These days, I have concerns.
High school sports have been transforming for the past couple of decades, driven by parents who see sports as a service provided for them to get their child a scholarship (and maybe fame and fortune). You can see the effects in the trouble getting officials to work events and in how few coaches are now from outside the teaching staff. There are certainly non-teacher coaches who do good work, but non-teacher coaches too often don't grasp that 1) they are teaching students and 2) that these students have lives outside of their sport.
Some of this intensity seems to be trickling down from college and pro sports. My daughter graduated from Penn State, and I have other family that went to Pitt, so I'm familiar with what fairly... intense... fandom looks like. One of my nephews is a Penn State grad and sports writer who still covers his alma mater and posts like this one show he has kept his perspective. But goodness, do some fans take their college and pro teams very seriously.
And while I'm not sure the intensity has changed, I think how I feel about it in this moment has shifted.
Sports love is very much a tribal thing. Decades ago one of our football captains stood up in a pep rally and declared "I hate [rival's name] because... because... they're [rival's name]." He still gets grief about it, but it's actually nice shorthand, more honest that trying to pretend that [rival's name] has some sort of odious quality.
Which is the way it usually works. You pick out That Team You Hate and declare that they have That Detestable Trait that makes it okay to hate them. You love and support your team, sometimes to the point that you excuse terrible behavior by team members. You go way past loyalty and make the team a critical part of your identity to the point that any that attacks the team attacks you.
Thing is, we are living through a demonstration of how tribalism can be bad for a nation. What is MAGA except a team in the game of socio-political sports with the most rabid fan base ever? We're not supposed to inject any nuanced reality into the discussion of their team's honored icons (Dear Leader, a certain version of US history) and we aren't supposed to acknowledge any nuanced positive aspects of the teams they hate (LGBTQ, immigrants).
So I'm not really enjoying the tribalism of sports these days. It no longer seems like a harmless diversion over inconsequential contests. It seems too much like a mirror of the kind of toxic tribalism that is seeping into every aspect of US life, and I'd just rather not.
I was a band guy. Something I would tell band members or sports-involved students when they seemed a little into the Hate That Team groove was this-- Out there, when you're doing your thing at this event, those people on the other side are the only people in that place who really understand what you go through to do what you do. Not the fans, not the people screaming for you to "Kick those @!##%^'s asses."
I'm not arguing excessive sports fanning is remotely a cause of the current tribalism cursing our nation. But I am suggesting that the worst kind of sports fandom echoes the worst kind of politics, and maybe we want to be a little more thoughtful about the kind of sportsthusiasm that we foster in young humans. If sports are supposed to build character-- well, as a nation we are suffering from a bit of character deficiency and maybe we should keep that in mind.
Wednesday, December 3, 2025
FL: Schools of Hope and Charter Property Grab
Florida is implementing a whole new way for charter schools to hoover up taxpayer dollars.
Schools of Hope started out in 2017 (the bill originally called them "Schools of Success" but someone must have decided against overpromising). The idea was the ultimate in targeting struggling public schools; the idea is that when you find a school that is struggling, you don't give them additional resources or support, but instead pay some charter school to come into the neighborhood.
The scheme was cooked up by then-House Speaker Richard Corcoran and then-Rep. Manny Diaz, two long-time opponents of public education in Florida. And they got some help-- according to Gary Fineout, an AP reporter who has covered many Florida crazy-pants education stories:
Rep. Michael Bileca, a Miami Republican and chairman of the House Education Committee, said legislators met with charter school operators and asked what it would take for them to set up schools in the neighborhoods now served by traditional public schools. He said one answer was that they needed help paying for new buildings to house the school.Emphasis mine-- we'll come back to that. Cathy Boehme of the Florida Education Association pointed out the obvious:
You are saying funding matters. You're saying good strategies matter. And then you turn around and keep those strategies from schools that you could save from these turnaround options.
- Facility costs remained prohibitive even with 25% loan caps and state subsidies
- Building schools from scratch takes years of planning, approval, and construction
- Local opposition emerged in some communities skeptical of outside operators
- Easier markets existed elsewhere for charter operators seeking expansion
[P]erhaps on an Excel spreadsheet (page 2 of 4 is shown below), a classroom housing six or seven students, one teacher, and several aides may appear to be “underutilized” - but it isn’t. It is in fact providing essential services to some of the most vulnerable citizens of our county.
It's Not About Freedom
You may have seen this meme floating about--
It's a pretty thought, but here's the problem. A bunch of people are going to look at this and think, "Well, I can already put my kids through college without debt, always have access to good health care, and get sick without going broke." These are the same folks who can always have access to good schools for their children, who never worry about affording food or shelter. If being free from fear is freedom, these folks feel pretty free already.
So their question is not, "How can we all be free like the Norwegians," but instead, "Why should I have to pay so that Those People can enjoy my kind of freedom? I deserve it, but what have they done to deserve the kind of power and privilege to which I am so rightly entitled?"
Taxpayer-funded school choice vouchers are not about empowering parents or unleashing parental rights. States have created laws that prioritize a private school's ability to charge what they wish, teach what they wish, exclude who they wish over any family's "right" to choose. "School choice" advocates have taken none of the steps needed to create an actual school choice system.
Vouchers are about getting the government out of the education business and, by doing so, also get government out of the work of equity. Vouchers are about telling every family, "Your kid's education is now your problem, and nobody else's. Society has washed its hands of you. Good luck."
You can see the same philosophy in action in Trump's health care "plan"-- give the money to the consumers instead of the insurance companies and let the people go find their own health care with "health care savings accounts." It took him a whole decade to come up with what is essentially a school voucher plan for health care. Will your health care voucher be enough to get you the health care you needs, and couldn't you get more buying power by pooling your resources with others? Doesn't matter, because as RFK Jr repeatedly suggests that if you live right, you won't need health care that you can't afford (and if you end up dying, you deserved that, too-- hooray eugenics).
Social safety net? Unnecessary. Just make good choices. If you do need help, get it from a church (which may not be equipped to help everyone, but may be well equipped to judge who deserves help and who does not).
The idea simmering under school choice and now bubbling up all around us is simple-- Why should I have to help take care of other people (particularly people of whom I disapprove, people who are not like me)?
"Freedom" is a pretty word for dressing policies of abandonment. It gets traction because there is such a thing as levels of bureaucracy that can bind us in frustrating ways. But pretending that "freedom" is living life without any help or support but your own is myopic. "I saw that the car had spun off the road and slammed into a tree and I didn't want to take away the passenger's freedom to save themselves."
The freedom being advocated for is "freedom for me" or "freedom for those who deserve it." Or maybe "freedom from worrying about anyone else." It's the freedom that comes in a society that assumes that some people matter more than others, that all humans are not, in fact, created equal. We can do better than that.
Tuesday, December 2, 2025
CBS Covers Florida Charter Schools
NH: Less Transparency for Vouchers
“We learned that some individuals may have been misusing these reports to contact or harass small providers, or to question them about students and their activities,” Baker Demers said. “If true, this behavior is deeply concerning and could even be viewed as a form of stalking.”




