Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Interview: A Teacher Surgeon Speaks Out and Fesses Up

Our crack investigative at the Curmudgucation Institute had a chance to sit down with Pat DeMasquool, a member of the teaching staff at Harry Gray Middle School about the actual work there.













CI: So to be clear, you are on staff as an English Language Arts teacher and also..um...

PD: Assistant Chief of Neurosurgery. Yes.

CI: This is not something we've really heard about American schools before. Why are you choosing to go public now?

PD: Well, I mean, Donald Trump called us out, didn't he. "Sex change operations are happening in public schools." The jig is up. We might as well fess up.

CI: So that really happens. Student comes in as a boy in the morning and leaves as a girl that afternoon? How does that even work.

PD: We have some extra time built into the lunch schedule for elective surgeries. It's generally better if they get the anesthesia on an empty stomach anyway. Occasionally the surgical team gets pulled from a study hall or even a class, if there's coverage. 

CI: I don't understand. I thought school nurses can't even hand out a Tylenol without parental permission. 

PD: Oh, they can't. Rules about that are very strict. Generally the students have to get home before they can get post-surgical pain relief. That's another reason we try to schedule the surgeries later in the day. 

CI: Donald Trump also referred to these secret surgeries as brutal. Any response?

PD: As I said, we've got to sneak these surgeries into a pretty short amount of time. But we're teachers--we can eat lunch in five minutes and take a pee break within forty-five seconds. We're good at speed, even if it is a little messy. 

CI: Also, I have to ask-- the school asks kids to send in boxes of kleenex every two weeks, and your textbooks are from the 20th century. How does the school district manage to afford all the equipment for these secret surgeries when you can't even afford simple basics.

PD: Different line item on the secret budget. Yeah, we have a whole secret source of financing to cover this stuff that we aren't allowed to spend on ordinary school supplies, but can support the surgeries.

CI: You keep saying "surgeries," like plural. Do you perform a lot of these?

PD: Well, the secret trans surgeries keep us busy some times of year. But we have plenty of other surgical specialties here, too. Mrs. Whippet in the Home Ec department does a pretty good secret knee replacement, and Mrs. Hergenschimer in the Social Studies department is on the brink of developing some cutting edge secret brain surgery techniques. Our lunch ladies are top-notch anesthetists. 

CI: This is going on all the time??

PD: Not all the time. Sometimes we get busy with classwork around the end of the grading period, and of course we're very busy in the spring testing season. And of course you've heard about the substitute shortages--that's one of the main reasons we need so much coverage. So sometimes the surgery has to wait. And of course we have limited space. We've only converted three classrooms into operating theaters. 

CI: I'm a little surprised to find a middle school English teacher with knowledge of advanced surgical techniques.

PD: We pick it up mostly in professional development sessions.

CI: Incredible. I'm surprised so many teacher surgeons stay here after getting that training. A neurosurgeon makes about a quarter million a year. How does that compare to the salary for a middle school English teacher? 

PD: Yeah, but where else could I get to spend my days trying to get kids interested in prepositions and Emily Dickenson? 

CI: Really, wouldn't it be simpler to sneak surgeons in here to perform the secret sex change operations? 

PD: Well, that would make it harder to keep secret, wouldn't it? Plus, what neurosurgeon would want to come work for my wages? No, the only way to keep it quiet is to do it in here with school where only the staff, the students, the lunch ladies, and the rest of the support staff know about it. That's why no word of it has ever leaked before.

CI: Don't parents notice? Why haven't we heard from any alarmed parents whose children went through transitional surgery in school? You'd think one or two would have said something.

PD: You would, wouldn't you. Only Trump was canny enough.

CI: It seems like an awful lot to manage.

PD: That's for sure. Four separate preps a day, papers to grade for 200 students, running student council, plus secret surgical work. And on top of that, we're also making sure to keep up with litter boxes for the furries as well as performing the regular Marxist indoctrination. Also, the homecoming dance is coming up. I can tell you one thing-- it leaves absolutely no time to make up senseless bullshit stories about other professions that we know nothing about. 






Monday, October 21, 2024

Care and Consequences

It may be the silliest false dichotomy in education. 

Do we bury toss aside the school disciplinary system for a truckload of warm, fuzzy sensitivity, or do we handle the misbehaving children with a traditional authoritarian round of showin' them who's boss?

I would love to say that both of these are gross overstatements, but, of course, they are not. Beyond the assorted hard-core authoritarian administrators out there, we've seen entire schools modeled on "no excuses," which at its most extreme means "I don't want to hear about your troubles, kid. Just knuckle under and do as you're told." And the anecdotal record of principals who send the offending student back to class with a lollipop, or won't take action until the teacher has forty-seven pieces of documentation and a certified "built a relationship with the student" story-- well, I'm pretty sure that every working teacher has stories.

Despite the advent of new languages for these extremes, they are not new at all. I've worked for both, and those days are at least 25 years in the rear view mirror.

The two poles are always discussed in the most extreme terms (much as I have so far), and I think that's because to people who disagree, the other side seems very extreme, and I think it seems very extreme because the correct answer in the real world is (once again) All Of The Above.

There is no question that when students act out, they are delivering a message and/or expressing a need. But that does not mean they should not experience consequences. For one thing, many times the message is that they would benefit from, even like to see, some structure and guardrails in the classroom. For another, the other students deserve a classroom in which they too are safe and able to learn. Consequences for the choices they make and the actions they take are a useful and necessary tool in the classroom.

At the same time, consequences that do not take into account whatever needs and pressures and traumas inform the child's behavior are blunt instruments that are destined to be less effective. As one of my principals frequently demonstrated, simply trying to hammer a child into submission creates far more problems than it solves. 

"Build a relationship" can mean an awful lot of things, but for teachers and students, mutual respect is the ideal. Respect includes a lot of features, but it doesn't include saying "I'm going to treat you like someone I can't expect to behave like a civilized person" and it doesn't include "I'm going to treat you like some kind of savage that must be broken and overpowered." 

Care and consequences are both a necessary piece of the disciplinary puzzle. Teachers and administrators absolutely can, and should, understand what message is contained in student behavior AND have the students face consequences for those actions. Teachers have to find their own way to balance. Teachers starting out are often reluctant to be "mean," but most figure out that it's not "mean" to create some order in the classroom (there is also an oft-noted phenomenon where a teacher tries to be too soft and eventually explodes all over the room). Teachers have to learn how their stern selves (which most 22-year-olds have little practice in performing) plays in the room. I found that what felt to me like a mild rebuke hit my students like a brutal beatdown. 

But I have never met anyone effective in a classroom who did not do both care and consequence. I have met zero effective teachers who were all one or the other. It would probably be useful have conversations that acknowledged what's needed is a proper balance rather than talking as if one or the other needs to be obliterated (or even successfully can be).But that is one of the scourges of education discussions--framed to often as either-or when they really should be about balancing both-and.


Sunday, October 20, 2024

Investors Warned: Stride Is A Mess (Still)

A investment analyst website has declared that cyber-school giant Stride stock is about to drop, based on problems from hidden ESSER benefits to ghost students and other details hidden from investors.

Wait-- who are Stride again?

Stride used to be K-12, a for-profit company aimed at providing on-line and blended learning. It was founded in 2000 by Ron Packard, former banker and Mckinsey consultant, and quickly became the leading national company for cyber schooling.

One of its first big investors was Michal Milken. That investment came a decade after he pled guilty to six felonies in the “biggest fraud case in the securities industry” ending his reign as the “junk bond king.” Milken was sentenced to ten years, served two, and was barred from ever securities investment. In 1996, he had established Knowledge Universe, an organization he created with his brother Lowell and Larry Elison, who both kicked in money for K12.

K12 went through a long series of legal problems and operational screw-ups. I have talked before with a company insider who found herself in the midst of battling lawsuits (it was one of my rare imitations of real journalist), and that lawsuit revealed that Stride actually has ties to investment giant BlackRock, and to Milken as well. 

Stride has generated a ton of profit for folks, enough that they are a lobbying powerhouse (particularly here in PA where cybercharter reforms always seem to stall and the cybers remain big moneymakers).

Now what's a fuzzy panda?

Fuzzy Panda Research is a website that specializes in information about stocks prime for shorting, which, to skip the whole investment black hole, is basically a bet that a company's stocks are about to take a dive.

They have apparently took a close look at Stride, and they see trouble on the horizon:
We are short Stride Inc (fka K12 Inc.) (NYSE:LRN). We believe Stride, a K-12 online education company, is the last Covid over-earning stock yet to fall. The stock is near its highs (+60% YoY) but investors are clueless about the looming Covid funding cliff. Investors don’t know because Stride management has NOT told them. Instead, management has said over and over again that the company received little to no benefit from the $190 Billion of federal Covid funds (called Elementary & Secondary School Emergency Relief Funds, or “ESSER”). Former Stride executives told us that management misled investors.

Let's take the issues one at a time.

ESSER shenanigans

Stride told its investors that their exceptionally great profits over the past four years were the result of the Elementary & Secondary School Emergency Relief Funds, the covid relief funds aimed at schools. CEO Rhyu told investors over the years that the company wasn't really seeing many of those dollars and wouldn't have to adjust when they went away.

Since those funds came with few strings attached, Stride just sort of shuffled them into a closet, then opened the closet and said, "Look at all these profits we found! What a good job we're doing!" Some of the funds were used to cover operational losses, but Fuzzy Panda estimates that over 25% of the EBITDA (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization) was simply those covid relief funds-- about 50-75% of them. 

In other words, taxpayer covid relief funds just went straight to the company's bottom line. Executives told them "it was a little bit of a shell game."

This does not matter to investors because of any outrage over misuse of government funds. But what it means to investors is that, since ESSER funds are now done, Stride is about to lose a major source of profit. 

But there are other issues.

Ghost students

Stride collected millions of dollars for students it was not actually educating. Fuzzy Pandas breaks this down into two groups.

Invisible ghosts are fake students who simply don't exist. FP estimates 5-10% of their total enrollment is these non-existent students.

Truant ghosts are the students that Stride pushes to show up on the days when the state counts the initial enrollment. Then they disappear. 

FP reports that Stride actually cut the staff responsible for tracking attendance and chasing down truant kids.

For investors, the big question is this-- Kamala Harris cracked down on Stride in 2016 over ghost students and forced them into a $168 million settlement. Would we see a repeat of that in a Harris administration? Sure would be expensive if, as they put it, "the ghostbuster returns."

Undisclosed loss of schools

Seven schools have left the Stride fold since 2021; investors don't know about this because it's kept hushed. FP predicts the "undisclosed churn" will continue because many Stride schools are unhappy, Management talks "about opportunity to add schools in 19 states – but Stride already has been kicked out of 9 of those states."

The lack of disclosure started when Rhyu stepped into the CEO spot.

Allegations of overbilling and fraud and poor performance

These have followed K12/Stride since forever. Overpriced hardware, class change charges, and a fake shell company that further allowed them to inflate enrollment. Also, FP figured out what many of us already know-- the ratings for Stride in particular and cyber-charters in general are low. Will these combine with post-pandemic scenery to bring drop in enrollment?

Finally, the CEO is...well...

In discussing James Rhyu's "colorful leadership style," FP says that "the phrase asshole came up frequently." Rhyu was promoted from the position of Chief Financial Officer. I've read hundreds of pages of his depositions, and as those he comes across as slippery, evasive, and weaselly. Here's an exchange that FD mined from a deposition:

Q: Mr. Rhyu, are you a man of your word?
Rhyu: I’m not sure I understand that question.
Q: Do you do what you say you are going to do, sir?
Rhyu: Under what circumstances?
Q: Do you do what you say you are going to do, Mr. Rhyu?
Rhyu: That’s such a broad question. It’s hard for me to answer.

Former execs also told FP about incidents of rage and bullying. "management by fear, bullying control freak."

Read the full report

Fuzzy Panda has a wealth of details and links and has brought all the receipts. They even offer twelve questions that investors should ask management of Stride. 

Investors appear to have already started to react to the news that despite not acknowledging it, Stride is about "to fall off a Covid cliff." We'll see what happens. This is all news for the investment world, the world that Stride is very interested in. For those of us in the education world, the news that Stride is shady, shifty, and operating unethically while pretending to be an education business--well, that's not news at all. But if the news could get out to other folks, that would be great. If you are in Pennsylvania, forward the Fuzzy Panda article to your legislator and ask them if they're ready for some cyber charter reform yet. 





ICYMI: I've Had Enough Edition (10/20)

If you don't live in a swing state, count your blessings. Pennsylvania is being overrun with political noise, all in service of a race in which to still be undecided you would have to be a very not-smart person who has been living under a rock. And we can't even put our heads down and power through, because either Beloved Leader will win and we will have to set our teeth for more years of struggle, or Beloved Leader will lose, which will trigger a long, ugly attempt to overturn the election. 

Well, some times don't ask much of us and some times ask a lot, and sometimes the only way out is through. Do what you can.

Meanwhile, there's still stuff about education to read. Her is some of it.

How a Struggling Boston School Found Success in the Roots of its Haitian American Community

Jeff Bryant at the Progressive with a story of a town that didn't lose its damned mind when Haitian immigrants came to live. And a school was at the heart of it.

Conservative megadonor Jeffrey Yass to fund South Carolina school choice voucher program

How rich is Jeff Yass? Rich enough to step in with funding for voucher students in South Carolina when the court takes the ax to the state's plan.

Oklahoma families, teachers and faith leaders file lawsuit to block Superintendent Ryan Walters’ Bible-education mandate

If you heard about edu-dudebro Ryan Walters mandating a Bible in every class and thought, "Well, that can't be legal," some parents and teachers and faith leaders and some powerful organizations agree with you, and they're taking Oklahoma to court in order to put the kibosh on it.

Oklahoma grand jury blames Ryan Walters, Gov. Stitt for COVID relief misspending

Also, Walters is still suffering consequences for the huge mismanagement he performed when he was just a baby grifter and not a state education tsar.

Far-Right Candidates Are Trying To Take Over Public Schools Across The Country

Before you spend all your worry on the marquee races, Nathalie Baptiste reminds us that there are critical local races on the ballot, too.

‘Money Matters. Now What?’: How Districts Get More Funding for Poor Students

Mark Lieberman at EdWeek says now that we've finally established that the reformster argument that money doesn't matter is, in fact, hooey, what can be a district's next steps?

California’s two biggest school districts botched AI deals. Here are lessons from their mistakes.

Boy, did they ever. Khari Johnson ay Cal Matters performs an autopsy on the cyber-messes at Los Angelos and San Diego. Maybe there are some lessons here (for humans, not AI).

Kentucky Board of Education approves resolution opposing Amendment 2

Kentucky's state board of education has come out publicly against the proposed constitutional amendment designed to open up funding for vouchers.

In Praise of Social Studies

Nancy Flanagan was a music teacher, but she calls social studies "the most critical field for K-12 students to explore."

Private school vouchers opposed by more than half of Pa. voters, poll shows

Hoping Governor Josh Shapiro gets the message. When you actually explain what vouchers do (send taxpayer dollars to private schools) they don't love them so much.

Florida: Defunding and closing Public schools while Encouraging The Building of More Private Options.

Sue Kingery Woltanski keeps an eye on Florida shenanigans, in this case surrounding school closures. "Recently, the narrative in Florida is that public schools are under-utilized because families are fleeing to other “school choice” options. I encourage you to be skeptical of that narrative."

Former Norman teacher Summer Boismier asks judge to reverse revocation of her license

Boismier is the teacher who was decertified by Ryan Walters because she dared to provide students with access to books. She's in New York now, following other professional paths, but she is not going to let Walters off the hook.

Parents stunned after Acero charter school network announces plans to close 7 schools

Acero is descended from failed charter chain UNO, and now they are leaving more families high and dry in Chicago.


Not that I spend a lot of time here working on Math Stuff, but as usual, Jose Luis Vilson is writing about more than just the math.

Techno-optimism as digital eugenics

Benjamin Riley takes a look at one tech CEO's vision for an AI future and finds it... not very serious.

It’s early days for AI. Here’s what we’ve learned

Here's a more serious look at AI developments.

To Parents of High School Seniors, What I See as a Teacher Every Year

From teacher Kara Lawler at Grown and Flown. It's nice.

Internet Personality? Thought Leader? Writer.

John Warner writes a lot of smart stuff about writing. This piece looks at the new problem--writing as a stepping stone to other sorts of roles in the world. What about those of us who just want to write?

Elsewhere this week-- At Forbes.com, I wrote about the three states where voters have a chance to squelch vouchers in their state. At Bucks County Beacon, a more in-depth look at the case of the Oklahoma Catholic charter, and what it could mean if the Supreme Court chooses to take it up. 

Also, given the latest update of terms in Musk-land, I've been reviving my participation at Bluesky. If you're over there, look me up at @palan57.bsky.social

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Friday, October 18, 2024

John Green and Religion

You are probably aware with John and Hank Green's Crash Course videos; short, perky videos that provide a quick sharp look at a particular topic. They are what Khan Academy wishes it could be. Crash Course covers a broad assortment of topics in a chatty manner, but not dumbed down in any way. The brothers have expanded their crew as well (e.g. check out Crash Course Black History hosted by Clint Smith). 

Hank hosts the newest offering-- Crash Course Religions-- and if you live in a state where leaders are trying very hard to push a particular brand of a particular religion into schools, this is a series that will really help you put your finger on why it all seems like such an exercise in futility. I'd start with Episode #2, which is embedded below.

Take the issues being raised in Oklahoma and Florida. In Florida, the law to allow "volunteer chaplains" has raised the entirely predictable announcement by the Satanic Temple that they'd like a piece of that action. Ron DeSantis expressed not a hint of hesitation in declaring that "that is not a religion." Meanwhile, in Oklahoma, when the same issue was raised, education dudebro-in-chief Ryan Walters declared, "Satanists are not welcome in Oklahoma schools, but they are welcome to go to hell."

Americans in general and conservative christianists in particular have pretty clear ideas about what a Real Religion is, right down to folks who believe that not only their religion, but their own particular church, is the Only Real Religion.

In ten minutes, Green makes a couple of important points. The Big Five are "religions" because Europeans carried their definitions of religion out into the world, as well as thei assumption that religion was a necessary requirement for civilization. The Big Five are also not even the biggest five religions practiced in the world. And the whole category of "world religions" is a human construct, right to the idea that the definition of "religion" is based an awful lot on "how I do my worshipping." 

"The idea of religion as this special category, set apart from other stuff people think, believe, and do," says Green, "Well, that's only a few hundred years old." People have a lot of ways of making sense of their lives, and the notion that "religion" is clearly and distinctly different from other ways is kind of suspect. And there is vast diversity within traditions.

It's ten minutes packed with reminders that any time you try to legislate religion on the assumption that there's a clear, concrete understanding of what religion is, you are on wispy low-lying fog that would have to upgrade huge amounts to even dream of being shaky ground. It's not crystal clear, it's not obvious, and it's not simple, and anyone who tells you it is is just showing you how stunted their understanding of religion is. 

Are Candidates Ignoring Education? Should We Care?

In a new Education Week piece, Bettina Love bemoans the lack of interest in education expressed by the Presidential candidates this time around, deeming it an afterthought. Does she have a point?

After all, Donald Trump has both Project 2025 and Agenda 47 out there, both of which promise to dismantle the Department of Education and push the heck out of vouchers. Harris, on the other hand, has Tim Walz who was a teacher, so that's ... something?

Love argues that candidates have proposed "bold and ambitious solutions to fix an American public school system rife with inequalities" in the past 40-ish years (aka ever since A Nation At Risk). Then she ticks off the attempts.

George H. W. Bush wanted to be "the education president," and he set some bold and ambitious goals without any particular ideas about how to achieve them, and he did, in fact, come up "woefully short."

Love says that Clinton made education a "cornerstone of his administration," but I was in the classroom at the time, and it sure didn't feel that way from out in the cheap seats. Mostly we got hit with new testing regimen, little realizing that they were a prologue to bigger and worse things. Love notes "By all measures of improvement, Clinton missed the mark entirely."

Then Bush II hit us with No Child Left Behind and that "soft bigotry of low expectations" line which presaged the hard tyranny of unachievable goals and guaranteed failure (everyone above average by 2014!! Whoopee!) Love correctly notes that NCLB "proved to be one of the biggest education policy failures in recent history."

Followed by Barack Obama, who had many of us in the field convinced that he Got It and his administration would reverse the damage inflicted by the last three. Ha, just kidding. Instead his administration doubled down on all the worst parts of NCLB. It was such a mess that one of the few bipartisan accomplishments of Congress was to finally come up with the overdue rewrite of NCLB and include a subtle scolding of Arnie Duncan. 

Many folks though this would tee up education as a Big Policy Topic for 2016. Jeb! Bush was all set to run as a champion of Common Core and Florida style reform. That did not pan out. Campbell Brown set up The 74 and positioned herself to be a major player in the many education policy debates that did not actually happen. 

It's not entirely education's fault. Donald Trump ran on no policy ideas at all other than "Black and Brown people are scary" and "But her e-mails!" He has been consistently uninterested in equity issues not just in education, but in all aspects of American life. 

And meanwhile-- Joe Biden, nice guy. I heard him live and in person say that he would sweep away DeVos policies and testing, and that didn't happen either. (Nor did an acknowledgement that the Obama-Biden education policies were a failed mistake).

I have long complained about how little real, serious attention education gets at election time, but reading through her brief history, I began to wonder if maybe education is better off if Presidents just keep their mitts off.

Still, serious issues in education remain, though my list and Love's don't entirely match. There's the attendance issue. The teacher morale issue. I'm not so concerned about lower scores on the Big Standardized Test, and as much as I respect her work, I have to cringe when Love brings up the loss of part of a year of learning--a month or year of learning not a thing, or rather, it's a made up thing to make test scores seem sexier.

Her big concern is equity:
As an educator and researcher deeply concerned about the future of education policy, I firmly believe that K-12 policy must undergo an unraveling if equity is to become the true goal of education. Currently, the unspoken but very real aim of our system is to maintain a two-tiered structure that perpetuates the divide between the haves and have-nots. Our education system is not an engine of social mobility, and this is a direct result of flawed policy.

I'm not sure the two-tiered system aim is all that unspoken. Certainly the choice policies pursued in some states set up a two-or-more tiered system.

The gap between haves and have-nots continues to be one of the central challenges of education, and its central problem is somehow getting the haves to fund education both for themselves and the have-nots. Is this a problem that can be solved by federal policy? History certainly doesn't suggest it could be, and most of the policies that steer education dollars away from the have-nots are state and local policies.

But as a certified old fart, I'm pretty much over federally-generated "solutions." The problems are many, from the vast distance between DC and your local district to the related problem that people who get positions of fed-level political power over education tend to know a lot more about politics than they do about education. That in turn makes them particularly fond of big PR-worthy silver bullets for education, and they might as well insist that those bullets be carried by Yetis playing bagpipes and riding on the back of rainbow unicorns. 

They could undo some of the previous bad attempts, like (as Love also suggests) doing away with the Big Standardized Test, the single most toxic development in public education in the last forty years. They could take steps to decrease the wealth gap in this country, which would help with the funding base of public education; this would be way more useful than following the myth that better education will fix poverty. They could help fix education funding in states, perhaps. They could monitor state and local systems to make sure that inequitable systems feel pressure to shape up. 

But honestly, after all these years, any time I hear a national political candidate start with "I have a program that will advance education in this country..." my bullshit alarm starts whooping so loud I can't hear anything else they say about it. The best thing they could do to get my attention is something along the lines of "My administration will listen to people who actually know stuff about teaching," though how we build a bridge between DC and those people I do not know. 

In the meantime, I agree with Love that it sucks that no Presidential campaigns have anything substantial to say about education. Unfortunately, historically, the only thing worse than when they ignore education is when they don't.


Thursday, October 17, 2024

Uniformity Clauses, School Choice, and Undergrad Musings

Grove City College is just down the road from me, a school that has long enjoyed a reputation for producing excellent engineers as well as being somewhat conservative. I'm talking small-c conservative, the kind of school where young women supposedly went to earn their MRS degree. An activity for decades was to go to the lobby of the womens' dorm and have some room buzzed, then when the co-ed appeared in the lobby, the boys would rate her appearance with Olympic-style score cards. Hilarious. Friends, family, and untold numbers of former students have studied there; I've been the co-op for several student teachers from their program. 

Grove City is heavily endowed (lots of Pew/Sun Oil money there), which allowed it to make one of its few marks on the national scene, the case of Grove City College v. Bell. GCC's point was that since they accepted no federal dollars, they shouldn't have to fill out federal paperwork to show compliance with various policies (e.g. Title IX). The feds said, "Oh no-- since some of your students get federal aid, you fall under our umbrella."

GCC lost the lawsuit, so they simply stopped letting students use federal aid dollars and instead replaced all federal aid dollars with private supplemental $$. The feds passed a law to help plug some of the holes that the case revealed, but GCC was out from under their thumb. That was back in the 1980s. 

Somewhere in the last decade or two, Grove City College because a Conservative college. In 2017, PA Senator Pat Toomey raised a ruckus by adding a carve-out in a tax bill meant to exclude from taxation the endowments of colleges that don't accept federal funds; it was widely seen as a benefit for Hillsdale College (the Very Conservative Religious College beloved by the DeVos family), but of course it also worked for Grove City College as well. 

In 2005, the college set up its own thinky tank, The Center for Vision and Values, but in 2019 they stopped pussyfooting around and renamed it the Institute for Faith and Freedom. Lawrence Reed, a leader at the Mackinac Center, the Foundation for Economic Education, and former State Policy Network president, is a Grove City grad. The college launched its new Center for Faith and Public Life by signing on Distinguishing Visiting Fellow Mike Pence.

In 2009, GCC launched a relative rarity-- a law journal for undergrads. It had three purposes: 

to prepare students to succeed in law school by equipping them to become better readers, writers, and researchers; to expand the influence of Grove City College by distributing a scholarly publication; and to establish relationships among students, staff, faculty, and friends of the College.

The journal has published on a variety of issues, from abortion to the struggle between Libertarianism and Fusionism for control of the GOP. There's even a piece in Vol. 12 by Reed himself, a bit of a history lesson about Thomas Clarkson and William Wilberforce. There are even radical theses, like the piece that argues that Milton Friedman didn't understand the Great Depression at all. 

The newest issue (Vol. 15) includes pieces by folks who are not connected to GCC, including the co-authors of the piece we've finally worked our way around to.

A. Caleb Pirc got his BS in Business Administration: Entrepreneurship from Liberty University, then went on to Regent University School of Law. Lili Pirc graduated from Pusch Ridge Christian Academy, then earned a BA in History from W.A. Franke Honors College (that's University of Arizona) before heading to Regent University School of Law. Regent University is a private Christian school in Virginia Beach, founded in 1996. Sam Alito and John Ashcroft have served on the faculty; Kristen Waggoner, the lead counsel on the Masterpiece Cake Shop, is an alumnus. 

Mr. and Mrs. Pirc both graduated in 2024 (yes, they're married). Now they've produced a "note" about how uniformity clauses might affect school choice programs-- "A Time for Choosing: The Impact of Uniformity Clauses in State Constitutions on School Choice Programs."

The authors posit that, having been frustrated by the Supreme Court's continued demolition of the wall between church and state, choice opponents will turn to "their new tactic to undermine school choice programs: uniformity clauses."

State constitutions use a variety of certain terms (laid out efficiently in this piece from the Education Law Center), including "thorough and efficient," "general," and "uniform." What they all have in common is a certain level of vagueness, and the Pircs' note hinges on that. We'll get there.

Right out of the gate, the authors' scholarship is suspect. The introduction's first sentence asserts that over the part few years there has been a "groundswell of parents concerned about the influence of the education system upon their children." The source? An article by DeVos's favorite voucher evangelist Corey DeAngelis in the right-wing Washington Examiner. They are moved by "the prevalence of harmful ideologies, such as Critical Race Theory and Gender Ideology" plus the "politization" of things like learning to read. No acknowledgement here of how such things came to be such a controversy (like, maybe, because certain privatizers deliberately stirred them up in an effort to sow distrust of public education), nor any data to show exactly how much of the parenting public was actually upset.

The authors dismiss state constitution restrictions on using public funds for religious purposes, saying that Espinoza and Carson "foreclose" this argument, and they may turn out to be right (at least as long as the current SCOTUS is in place). They point to other non-religious arguments made against choice programs, citing "The State Constitutionality of Voucher Programs: Religion is Not the Sole Component" by Preston Green and Peter Moran (Published in the Brigham Young University Education and Law Journal way back in 2010). 

Green and Moran list three non-religious provisions, leading with uniformity provisions "which require states to provide a uniform system of public schools."

Pirc and Pirc point out, not unfairly, that courts and legislators are a little fuzzy on the whole "uniformity of what" question. Uniformity of funding? School structure? Curriculum? Pirc and Pirc find that last one particularly scary--what if the state forces private voucher schools to follow the same curriculum that voucherphiles want to escape. I'm enjoying the image of, say, segregation academies forced to let Black folks in. We'd bette4r take a closer look, say the authors.

But first, a history lesson.

The modern school choice movement may date to the 20th century, but the authors assert that "parents’ ability to direct their child’s education existed long before then" and back when the nation was founded, "parents chose where and how to educate their children," which is certainly an interesting read on an era in which education was only available to sons of wealthy white families, or Puritan children who were required to attend the local religious school, and everyone else had no particular choice. This is a historical observation on par with Betsy DeVos's assertion that HBCU's were "pioneers" of school choice

It was a complicated time, but it surely didn't resemble a choicers utopia. But there's a footnote here, so there must be some legitimate source for--never mind. They're citing Milton Friedman. Then they claim that this heyday of parental choice was diminished when "the Common Schools movement catalyzed the proliferation of government schools."

They toss out some other examples of fledgling choice programs, then shines a spotlight on the Friedman's and their inspirational intellectual support for so many choice programs. "There are too many examples to list here," say the Pircs, which I suppose is why they complete skip over the post-Brown rise of school vouchers as a tool for reinstituting school segregation. 

The note considers three examples of uniformity clauses in action. 

Wisconsin's courts decided that the uniformity clause just meant that students had to have the opportunity to "attend a public school with uniform character of instruction," therefor charters were okay because students still had an "opportunity" to get that uniform education if they chose to.

Florida's uniformity clauses are more of a ceiling than a floor, say the Pircs, and the courts found that public funds may be used only for public schools. As we all know, Florida has successfully worked around that limitation via vouchers that pass public funds through third party parties. 

Idaho has a uniformity clause, but nobody has used it to challenge choice yet. Idaho's courts have established that there is no fundamental constitutional right to education. Idaho followed Wisconsin in deciding "uniformity" refers to curriculum, not funding. 

The Pircs float a couple of their favorite arguments here. First, "there is no system more uniform than one that gives each parent the same amount of dollars to spend for each child’s education, as a voucher system does." Which is a bit like arguing that if we give everyone in Pennsylvania a voucher amount for housing, everyone in the state will live in the same housing, whether they are rich or poor or live in Pittsburgh or Barkeyville. 

The Pircs also want to use the new SCOTUS appeal to history argument, and their historical argument is that centuries ago, Americans had school choice by parents. They do protest that choice programs "do not aim to turn time back to the pre-common school proverbial dark ages that required families without access to a school to scrounge up an education from the crumbs of the earth for their children" but instead offer parents access to both public and private schools. 

Except that of course they do not. First, private schools retain the right to accept or reject students (or families) based on religion, sexual orientation, or, in some cases, any reason they wish. Even clearing that hurdle, barriers of transportation and cost remain (particularly when private schools increase tuition to match voucher availability). Second, the drain on public schools can erode the public choice that is supposed to be there for all students.

The authors are writing this note ultimately to offer advice to choicers. Take a look at your state's uniformity clause, they say, and find out what the courts think it means, especially if it might mean that choice schools have to match public school curriculum. But they note confidently

For almost all states, the question is not whether school choice programs are constitutional but rather how to write them so that they are so.

 The Pircs also quote a central point from Komer and Neily:

Uniformity clauses, they argue, were designed to ensure that public schools possessed certain minimum characteristics, not to impose a limit on the “educational innovation and creativity” of legislators in executing their constitutional duties. “If a state chooses to go above and beyond that constitutional requirement, a uniformity provision should not be a bar.

There's yet another problem here-- the assumption that choice is somehow "above and beyond" the public system. But research has shown pretty conclusively that vouchers are mostly "below and behind" in their results for students. Nor have choice programs involved any notable innovation or creativity other than finding ways to pander to agenda that, as with those segregation academies, have little to do with education and lots to do with bias and culture wars. 

The Pircs offer one last point-- no system should preclude parents educating their child outside of the government system, and they try to assuage the fears of those choice opponents on the far right who see such programs as extending the power of the government. Do it right and that shouldn't be a problem, say the Pircs, who, I'll remind you, are fresh out of a lifelong education in strictly private Christian environments and so can more easily imagine havens walled off from the government, yet somehow fed with taxpayer dollars for which taxpayers don't want accountability. 

It's a tiny piece in a backwater journal, but we'll see if yet another argument for funneling taxpayer dollars to private institutions has legs.