OK: One Tulsan Has Had Enough Of Ryan Walters

Sometimes the GOP generation gap really shows.

In Tulsa, Burt B. Holmes is kind of a big deal. In 1958, he founded QuikTrip, now a big-time convenience store network (1000 stores and counting). He started a massive insurance organization (his father's line of work). The University of Tulsa, his alma mater, named him an Outstanding Entrepreneur in 2010. He's a past chairman of the university's board of trustees, and has served on all manner of boards. In interviews, he comes across as a pretty frank and straightforward guy.

"A believer in lifelong learning, Mr. Holmes is an accomplished entrepreneur and steadfast supporter of arts, education, and community," say one piece.

And as a guy somewhere around 90, he has certainly earned the right to just sit quietly. He's described as "mild-mannered and unassuming," and everywhere as a lifelong Republican, but apparently he has his limits, because here's what ran as a full page ad in the July 9 Tulka World:

That's a full page. From a lifelong Republican and prominent Tulsan. He can join the GOP Attorney General Gentner Drummond and other GOP officials in wishing that the GOP tent was at least a little smaller or that Walters could at least start acting like a grownup.

PA: What the Vouchers Would Cost

The most recent attempt to push vouchers, called Pennsylvania Award for Student Success Scholarship Program, ended up dying at the finish line.  But that certainly is not the end of things, so it's worth it to take a moment to understand what the vouchers really would have cost us.

The argument that voucher supporters made (and which was part of what they had to do to get the vouchers past Governor Shapiro) was that the $100 million voucher program wouldn't take a cent away from public schools. There are a couple of problems with that promise.

1) $100 million spent on vouchers includes an opportunity. If you've got that kind of money lying around, why spend it on private school subsidies instead of fixing the unconstitutional school funding system?

2) The state doesn't have that kind of money lying around. And as much as some politicians love school choice, none of them ever seem to love it enough to just say to the taxpayers, "Look, we think it's so important to run multiple parallel school systems in this state that we are going to raise your taxes to pay for it." 

So that $100 million was going to come from somewhere. And one group has a pretty good idea where.

The volunteers at FixHarrisburg (a joint campaign of Fair Districts PA and the League of Women Voters of Pennsylvania) dug through various budget documents, and this chart shows what they found. They note that it is probably incomplete, and they don't claim to be forensic accountants. But it certainly gives us a general idea of what the plan was. (Note: you have to add 000 to all of these numbers).

So what was the plan?

$700 million less basic ed funding than the House asked for, which is still an increase over previous years, so we can chalk that up to disagreement over what that number should be. 

Zeroing out the dual enrollment funding. The BOOST program for after-school and summer was started under federal grants as part of that whole pandemic catch-up thing; the GOP would rather not continue it with Pennsylvania money.

$125 mill less than Dems asked for the Level Up supplement (which is also $100m more than the governor asked for--and we probably need to talk about that at some point), a fund set up to bring Pennsylvania's most underfunded schools a bit closer to what they need.

Cutting the School Safety and Security Fund in half! That's supposed to be funding efforts to Harden The Target.

And setting the School-Based Mental Health Supports block grants to zero (instead of $100m). Right now doesn't seem like the time to backing away from mental health supports for students-- particularly if your argument on school safety is that the problem is not guns, but mental health and soft targets.

Republicans can make the argument that they were simply cutting with one hand and adding with the other and the two actions have nothing to do with each other, that they were actually moving $100 million out of mental health supports in order to use that money to subsidize private schools. Budgeting is a mysterious process in which imaginary money appears and disappears, and none of it is real money, so it's hard to discuss whether or not it's the same money.

But if your question is, how does the GOP think we could afford to add a $100 million program to the budget without raising taxes or touching school funding, this is an answer-- by chopping up some education-adjacent programs. 

ICYMI: Limited Twitter Edition (7/9)

It's been a week since Elon decided to slow down the Twitter (because if you're having trouble signing advertisers, finding a way to get your users to use less is a sup0er idea) and mostly I've been unaffected in my personal viewing habits. Am I being viewed less because of it? Who knows. In the meantime, I have a Threads account under my same handle. I predict I won't use it much because A) I never did get the hang of Instagram and B) I mostly do this stuff on a desktop. 

Here's the reading for the week. I tried to keep the Moms stuff to a minimum, but their soiree last weekend sucked up an awful lot of the oxygen on the interwebs. There's other useful stuff here, too.

Anti-Woke Oklahoma School Boss Is Due for a Wakeup Call

Oklahoma's Secretary Dudebro is facing yet another round of issues from his time managing federal grant money.

The right-wing scheme to upend public education — for $125 per hour

At Popular Information, a look at Jordan Adams, the larval consultant currently trying to de-wokify Pennridge schools in PA. Good deep dive into the work of this underqualified Hillsdale alum.

Inside Moms for Liberty’s summit: Big money and even bigger conspiracy theories

Olivia Little went to the M4L rally for Media Matters, and she managed to get into the breakout sessions, which is where the really wacky stuff happened--including some tactics preached by the above-mentioned Jordan Adams.

What I learned from the lavish catering at Moms for Liberty's hate-filled conference

Media Matters also sent Madeline Peltz to the M4L confab, and she filed this novel view.

‘Never apologize’: How Moms for Liberty teaches its members to spin the media

NBC News got a reporter into the session on media managing, and it's an illuminating batch of advice.

Moms for Liberty Is the Tea Party All Over Again

You'll have to navigate The Nation's infuriating "free article" system to see this, but it's a good take of the more heavily alarmed view of M4L.

Numbers suggest murky future for Moms for Liberty

This Medium post from Heath Brown will help you feel a little better. He takes a closer look at some of the details that suggest M4L is not destined to have a huge effect nationally.

How Idaho’s troubled Empowering Parents vendor expanded its national brand

From Idaho Ed News, a look behind the curtain at how these companies that manage voucher money actually operate. 

School vouchers were supposed to save money for Arizona. So far, it's not working.

What's remarkable about this research is not the conclusion (vouchers are costing the state more money) but how easy it is to do the math. Like, a legislator who wanted to could easily have figured this out before hitting taxpayers up to fund an expensive system.

Let’s stop focusing on rankings and rethink what makes a good school

Ashley Carey at Hechinger with some thoughts about finding something better than current crappy test-based ranking

What did a big new study of charter schools really find?

Speaking of evaluating schools, Matt Barnum at Chalkbeat looks at that CREDO study that charter fans keep pushing, the one that supposedly shows charters doing so much better than public schools. Let's take a closer look.

A Georgia teacher’s plight exposes the essence of anti-woke MAGA fury

At the Washington Post, a look at the story of the Georgia teacher who has been canned for exposing her students to a naughty book.

3 Ways to Lose Democratic Public Schools: The Crisis on This 4th of July

Nancy Bailey lays out some of the threats to public education.

A is for Abuse

Neha Wadekar and Ryan Grim at the Intercept have an update on Bridge Academies, the school-in-a-can money grab that has been in Africa for a while (I previously wrote about it here, here, and here). The story has it all. Harvard grad do-gooders. Big money. Social impact investing. Computerized lesson delivery. But, unfortunately, not much in the way of functioning schools. And now this story of sexual abuse and some pretty shocking moves to silence critics. This story is from back in March, but I only just came across it, and it's too important to miss.

How Mississippi gamed its national reading test scores to produce 'miracle' gains

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By Michael Hiltzik. Mississippi's big reading miracle? Not actually a miracle at all.

New Ohio Budget Fully Funds Next Step in the Fair School Funding Plan, but also Explosively Expands School Vouchers

Ohio's legislature just did some things, and some of them were pretty not-good. Jan Resseger has the story.

Pennsylvania Democrats, Shapiro cut budget deal without school voucher program

Josh Shapiro's love of vouchers doesn't seem to have waned, but at least this budget round will not include them. Chalkbeat has the story.

Uber, pizza delivery, selling food - Local teachers work overtime to make ends meet

Remember when talked so much about teachers needing side gigs? Did that conversation stop because teachers got such great raises? Ittai Sopher reports from Louisiana.

Your only job is to love them.

At Answer Key, a reflection on the foundation of The Work.

Mr. Fitz

Mr. Fitz provides an Indiana Jones-inspired education adventure.

Would These Ideas Bolster The Teaching Profession

Of everyone in the Chalkbeat stable, my fave by far is Matt Barnum, who is consistently fair and good with numbers, so when he decides to run a listicle of ideas to "bolster" the teaching biz, I pay attention (especially since you don't see anyone get some good mileage out of "bolster" these days).

The piece is actually a follow-up to his piece about data suggesting that the worsening teaching exodus is a real thing, which is also worth a read. And since Barnum is talking about policy to bolster the teaching profession without using it as a smokescreen for his favorite policy ideas ("Let's do away with tenure! Let's reduce pay but offer bonuses based on spurious measures!"), I think it's worth looking at this list. Here we go!

Raise early- and mid-career teacher salaries

An unsurprising-but-proven idea. How many of the vast number of people who bail from teaching within their first few years are doing so thinking, "Good lord! I can't live on this, let alone get a house or family," nobody knows, but it's way more than "none." Nor is a proposal of "We'll start you out at a decent salary and then never raise it" a big winner. 

The problem with raising teacher salaries is that it would cost money. Specifically, taxpayer money. Barnum suggests that some money could be taken from benefits and used to bolster take home pay. Retirement pay does, as Barnum points out, make teacher pay backloaded, and I will say that as a retired teacher I appreciate the hell out of that, but I'm not sure I would have thought twice about it in my twenties or thirties. 

But Barnum's idea reminds me of something else--  You know what would allow districts to spend way less money on teacher benefits? Universal single payer health care. Medicare for all. The day that went into effect, every district could give every teacher a raise without bothering the taxpayers at all. Just one of the seventy gabillion reasons to do it.

Pay teachers more in shortage areas

Geographically, this is tricky to pull off, because the schools that most suffer from shortages are the same ones that can't afford to pay extra to bolster their teaching force. 

And when it comes to subject areas, the union is not going to like the idea of different pay tiers for different subject areas, and there are certainly reasons to be wary. Maybe it has to be done with special signing/staying bonuses. But it's a hard idea to avoid.

Turn the first year in the classroom into an apprenticeship

I'm all about this (done correctly). I have written at length about my not-entirely-conventional teacher prep program, but support through the first steps of a teaching career were a critical piece. While student teaching, I saw my supervisor from the college about once a week, for a couple of hour. Then my first teaching job had to be within forty miles of my college's field office, and that same professor came and saw me teach at least once a month. During both experiences, I took my methods courses at the field office with other folks in the same program. And how practical can a methods course be when you're talking not about some hypothetical student, but the guy you were working with six hours ago in your classroom?

People stay in teaching because they feel successful. And teaching is a job for which nothing can fully prepare you. Too many colleges provide minimal support through the student teaching, so you depend on the luck of the draw with your co-op. And in your first year, you have to hope that somebody takes you under her wing. It's a lousy way to start a career.

So call it an apprenticeship or internship. Create a Master Teacher position in which someone teaches a half day and mentors the other half. But if you want to keep people, you must support them, bolster them like crazy so that they can experience success, not despair, early on.

Assign teachers to students more strategically

Barnum means that administrations should not just shuffle teachers around every year, willy nilly. 

Teachers get better if some elements can stay constant from year to year. Yes, there may come a point where Mrs. McBolster gets stale teaching the same History of Widgets class, but that point comes after ten or fifteen years, not after one or two. 

Looping can be a great idea, depending. It's like marriage-- if you have the right partner, you'd love to go on forever. But if it's a bad match, divorce may be the best option.

Provide teachers with a strong curriculum

Is anyone, anywhere going to disagree with this? Of course not--the devil is in the definitions.

Beginning teachers need every tool possible to be successful, and that includes high quality curriculum materials, or, at the bare minimum, a clear curricular framework. The trick here is to provide support without strapping the teacher into a straightjacket. A scripted program with day by day scripted plans is not going to create a successful teacher, nor is it going to bolster any sort of love for the profession if one is told the job is just glorified content delivery unit.

Nor is it a "strong curriculum" to have teachers just kind of work their way through a standards-based checklist. Ditto for its close cousin, the Preparing for the Big Standardized Test curriculum. 

In particular, provide materials that help new teachers hit the right level. This is one of the great undiscussed challenges of beginning teaching. Odds are that you didn't even student teach at the level of your first job, and now you are trying to figure out how to aim your teaching. You don't want to aim too low and bore them or insult their intelligence, but you don't want to overshoot the mark and lkeave them frustrated and overwhelmed. 

Give the new teacher solid, proven materials in a framework that provides direction and guardrails while still allowing the teacher room to breathe and move and grow as she successfully teaches students.

Give teachers more support to manage student discipline

This has never not mattered, but for whatever reason we have hit a rough patch when it comes to student discipline. And Barnum is on the mark here:

Research does not provide simple solutions to this challenge — neither school suspensions nor an alternative of restorative justice has a proven track record, according to existing studies.

All of the above items help with this, because Step One in good classroom management is to know what the heck you're doing. Step Two is learning how to effectively exercise leadership in the classroom, how to be the adult who's in charge.

Barnum calls for support support support. Support personnel, both for intervening with students and with teachers who face particular extra challenging challenges. It also helps to have actual support from your administration, but that's not something that can be fixed by policy ideas.

Ease the teacher certification bureaucracy

I was licensed in 1979, and I have been amazed at the layers of bullshit heaped on the process ever since, from Praxis to EdTPA to silly hoop-jumping if you want to move between states. None of it has improved the profession one iota. Scrap it all.

Prioritize recruiting and retaining teachers of color

We've known for years that the teacher pool of mostly white ladies doesn't really look like the student pool in this country. Teachers of color enter the professional at a disproportionately low rate and leave it at a disproportionately high one. All ideas to better recruit and retain go double for teachers of color. Policy makers could even take the radical step of talking to current and former teachers of color to learn what particular factors are involved in bolstering the teachers of color pool.

Consider alternatives to seniority-based layoffs

On this, Barnum and I disagree completely. I understand the arguments in favor. When budget cuts come, you have to cut more low-paying jobs to get the numbers to add up, and this also tends to disproportionately affect teachers of color. Barnum's third point is that high-poverty schools lose more teachers because their staff is mostly beginners at the bottom of the scale, but what that tells me is that no matter whether you're FILO-ing or not, young teachers will be the most hit.

I totally get the desire for an alternative. I just don't see any that don't have worse side effects (and we've seen plenty of alternatives because doing away with FILO and other forms of job security has long been a dream of reformsters who want to make schools cheap for owners to run and hard for unions to organize).

But here's the thing about teaching--part of the appeal, part of what offsets the pay and conditions and etc-- is the stability. I just can't see the appeal of a job that promises, "Welcome. You'll have a job here right up until the moment you get too expensive for us. Then you can go shopping for another job-- which will involve promising to start over at lower pay." If you want to bolster teacher retention, you have to convince people the job has a future.

Barnum suggests other criteria, but again we have problems. Teacher performance? We still don't have a valid way to measure it. Considering school-level needs? That effectively already exists. High schools don't lay off Mrs. Beakerface--they cut a position in the science department. 

The best bolstering ideas are at the top of Barnum's list. Better pay. Much better support through the first several years. On top of the items on this list, it wouldn't hurt if leaders stopped attacking teachers and public schools and just generally amplifying the many voices that denigrate the profession. "Join us and be called a child molester" isn't a big sales pitch. How much policy makers and leaders could do to reverse the current tide of teacher disrespect isn't very clear, mostly because none of them appear to be trying all that hard.

All of this taken together wouldn't create a miracle bolster effect, but they would certainly help. And after all, a bolster is just a gentle support, a kind of soft place to land that helps hold you up, not some massive supporting structure. It's not asking a lot to bolster teaching, really. I will bolster my hope that such a thing could happen.

OK: Walters Wants To Explain Woke

Oklahoma's head education honcho decided to pop up in The Daily Caller (hyperpartisan and wide variation in reliability on the media bias chart) with his own take on the Big Question--what the heck does "woke" mean? (I'll link here, because anyone who wants to should be able to check my work, but I don't recommend clicking through). 

Walters tries to lay out the premise and the problem:

Inherent to the nature of having a language is that the words within it have to mean something. If they do not, then they are just noises thrown into a conversation without any hope of leading it anywhere. And when the meaning is fuzzy, it becomes necessary to define the terms of discussion. To wit, the word “woke” has gained a lot of popularity among those of us who want to restore American education back to its foundations and reclaim it from the radical left.

I'm a retired English teacher and I generally avoid being That Guy, particularly since this blog contains roughly sixty gabillion examples of my typo issues, but if your whole premise is that you are all for precise language, maybe skip the "to wit" and remember that "restore back" is more clearly "restore." 

But he's right. The term "woke" does often seem like mouth noises being thrown into conversations like tiny little bombs meant to scare audiences into running to the right. However, "restore American education back to its foundation" is doing a hell of empty noising as well. Which foundation is that? The foundation of Don't Teach Black Folks How To Read? The foundation of Nobody Needs To Stay In School Past Eighth Grade? Anyone who wants to talk about a return to some Golden Age of US Education needs to get specific about A) when they think that was and B) what was so golden about it.

But since he doesn't. Walters is also making mouth noises when he points the finger at "opponents of this movement." If we don't know what the movement is, we don't know exactly what its opposition is, either. Just, you know, those wokes over there. But let's press on:

Knowing that many such complaints are made in completely bad faith because they do not want us to succeed, it would still be beneficial to provide some clarity as to what it means and — in the process — illustrate both the current pitiful state of American education and what we as parents, educators, and citizens can do about it.

Personally, I find it beneficial to assume that people who disagree with me do so sincerely and in good faith until they convince me otherwise. And I believe that lots of folks out on the christianist nationalist right really do think they're terribly oppressed and that they are surrounded by evil and/or stupid people Out To Get Them. It's a stance that justifies a lot of crappy behavior (can probably make you think that it's okay to commandeer government funds and sneakily redirect them to the Right People).

But I agree that it would be beneficial for someone in the Woke Panic crowd to explain what "woke" actually means. Will Walters be that person? Well....

In recent years, liberal elites from government officials to union bosses to big businesses have worked to co-opt concepts like justice and morality for their own agendas that are contrary to our founding principles and our way of life.

I don't even know how one co-opts a concept like justice or morality, but maybe if he explains what agenda he's talking about and how, exactly, they are contrary to founding principles or our way of life, whatever that is.

But he's not going to do that. He's going to follow that sentence with another that says the same thing with the same degree of vaguery, then point out that "naturally, this faction of individuals" is after schools to spread their "radical propaganda." Still no definition of woke in sight. No--wait. This next start looks promising--

Put simply, “woke” education is the forced projection of inaccurately-held, anti-education values onto our students. Further, to go after wokeness in education means that we are going after the forced indoctrination of our students and our school systems as a whole.

Nope. That's not helping, either. "Projection" is an odd choice--when I project an image onto a screen, the screen doesn't change. There's "projection" when I see in someone else what is really going on in me, which might have some application here ("I assume that everyone else also wants to indoctrinate students into one preferred way of seeing the world") but that's probably not what he has in mind. I have no idea how one "forces" projection. "Inaccurately-held" is also a puzzler. The values are accurate, but they're being held the wrong way? What does this construction get us that a simple "inaccurate" would not? And does Walters really believe that schools are rife with people who are "anti-education," because that makes me imagine teachers simply refusing to teach and giving nap time all day every day, except for pauses to explain to students that learning things is bad. I suspect "education" means something specific to him, and this piece (aimed at a hyperpartisan audience) does seem to assume a lot of "nudge nudge wink wink we real Americans know what this word really means" which would be fine if the whole premise was not that he was going to explain what certain words actually mean.

He does finally offer two specifics. 

We are going after books like “Gender Queer” and “Flamer” that are nothing more than thinly veiled porn pushed onto our students. We are going after classroom lessons telling students that people should be treated differently because of their sex and race.

So, sex stuff and race stuff. "Books like" is doing the lifting here. Gender Queer is a fine (and popular) example of a book that reasonable people can disagree about--who is it appropriate for, and when? But is And Tango Makes Three a book like Gender Queer? Is it really porn? And is someone "pushing" it onto students, or is it just sitting on a shelf in the library? 

And on the race side, Oklahoma's record is not stellar. Last year some Oklahoma districts banned books by Black authors including I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Raisin in the Sun and Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass. Do those books tell anyone that some people should be treated differently (from whom? from what? from the way you would treat people not like them? from the way you intended to treat them before you read this book?). 

There's a thing I used to tell my older children when they were growing up--just because something makes you feel bad does not mean that the person who did it meant to hurt you. The hurt may have come inside from you, not outside from them. Your result does not prove their intention. I think of this often when I'm reading about a white person who is upset by a story about racism.

But back to our search for a woke definition.

"There is no place," says Walters, "for this sort of teaching in any part of society, much less in public schools." Is he going to tell us what sort of teaching he means, exactly? Np. But I am curious about the use of the word "public." This sort of teaching has no place in society at all, so will he be cracking down on any private schools that dare to harbor this sort of thing. Or is the autonomy of private, voucher-grabbing schools, more sacred than these values?

He names some culprits pushing in this direction. The teachers unions "attempting to consolidate more power," because in right-to-work bright red Oklahoma, that teachers union wields so very much power--that's why so many officials in the state are teachers union selected (I will bring you that list just as soon as it is delivered by unicorn courier). Also, President Biden "desperately trying to win re-election by listening to his far-left handlers." These are the people who have decided this is what should be taught in school. How the President has any say over what is taught in school is unclear. 

Instead of radical taxpayer-funded indoctrination, we need an actively anti-woke education system that is rooted in traditional values and practical subject matter.

Indoctrination into what? For what purpose? Which traditional values? What practical subject matter? Will he explain. Well, some. Hold on for the next paragraph.

In order to achieve this goal, we need to actively root out and remove any elements of indoctrination present in the school system and push for an education system that returns to a traditional model that ensures that the goal of every aspect of the school system is student success, rather than a radical political agenda.

What "traditional model"? Segregated schools? Warehousing students with special needs in some special room? 

We need more support for subjects like the science of reading, math, and other concepts that provide real, tangible educational value for the students. We need curricula that will prepare kids for the workforce, no matter which career path they want to pursue.

So, strictly vocational? But is women are going to follow a traditional path of stay-at-home mom, does that mean they don't need schooling beyond Home Ec? And if you're going to talk about college and career workforce prep--well, wasn't that what Common Corfe was going to do? Don't you already have that in your state standards? And anyway, weren't business leaders on your conspirators' list at the top of this piece-- should these future employers be trusted?

We need a value-based education system that ensures students come out of the school system as beneficial members of society.

What value will it be based on? And the idea of students who are ready to be beneficial members of society is such a grandly vague notion that you'd be hard pressed to find A) one person who disagree with it and B) any two people who agree on what it means.

Our kids shouldn’t be taught what a company, union or elected official feels like is the cheapest way to garner support at the time.

But- but- but-- how will you make students workforce ready if you're ignoring all these people? Is there some way to sort out their insincere ignorable utterances from their useful career education guidance?

Yet unfortunately, In pursuit of desperately trying to win the approval of and clout from the social media “smart set”, woke corporations and officials like Biden have decided to use our education system to score woke political points. It is foolish, superficial, anti-student, and it is sacrificing our children’s future on the altar of public approval. Students deserve better than radical, taxpayer-funded brainwashing, and so does America.

Clout from the social media smart set, charges the guy who has posted videos from his car regularly as a way of raising his profile and political fortunes. All of this sacrifices our students "on the altar of public approval," but if this isn't what most of the public really wants, how can one get public approval for espousing it. This seems to be a feature of wokitude--it is both powerfully omnipresent in every corner of life, and also a minority opinion of a small handful of people. 

We've arrived at the end, and there is no actual definition of woke in sight. Just a word salad of key phrases, trigger words, and empty constructions that sound cool but don't actually say anything.

If Walters somehow ended up reading this, he'd likely dismiss me as a bad faith social media clout-seeker. But I've at least said what I meant. I accept that a certain percentage of anti-woke crowd can't define exactly what it is that troubles them, and another percentage probably could, but if they said it out loud--well, they know on some level that that would be disturbing. And a certain percentage of the anti-woke crowd is deliberately vague, because that keeps the anti-woke tent big and inclusive. 

But Walters--well, I can't quite figure out his deal. He projects as a right-wing Christian nationalist dudebro, but he's an educated man. He taught, and did, from what I hear and read, a pretty good job. So how did he come to this place, so recklessly anti-teacher, anti-public school, anti-government

The headline for the piece says "If we can't define woke, we can't win the battle for our schools." And then he fails to define woke. I don't know if he can't, or he just doesn't want to. I don't know how far he wants to ride this anti-woke train, nor is it clear how far this cloudlike train on its vaporous tracks will actually run.

But the failure to define is largely a feature. Like the broad definition of critical race theory and the vaguely worded laws passed to stop divisive concepts, it empowers conservative folks to take aim at all the things that make them uncomfortable--the race stuff, the gender and sex stuff. And by making about The Children, it makes their desire to lock the country into a Golden Past that never was a noble undertaking and not something more selfish.

I'd still like to see a clear definition of woke, a clearer explanation of what exactly the panic is about. Hell, I'd love to see an actual honest conversation about it. But I don't know if either will ever happen. They certainly aren't happening in this piece.

A Treat, not a Treatment

Harold Pixley, one of my high school band directors, used to have a saying that summed up his programming philosophy; 

Give the audience a treat, not a treatment.

His thinking was that the music should not be some kind of unpleasant medicine--good for you, but unenjoyable, a painful cure for what ails you.

Some education discussions remind me of Pix's words. There's this continuing thread, this notion that the Youngs all suffer from a variety of maladies, all distinguished by what the children lack--knowledge, understanding, skills, etc--and it is the job of schools to give children a treatment to fix them.

Education Treatment fans assume that the correct treatment will fix the deficiency in all students, so their focus is on the deficiency itself and the treatment to fix it, not the students. If students find the treatment joyless and unpleasant, well, that doesn't matter. In fact, some folks are pretty sure that the unpleasantness is a sign that this is the Correct Treatment, and conversely that if a child is enjoying themselves in school, they are really receiving treatment for their deficiencies.

Education treatment fans dismiss the premise that a teacher needs to know or know about the students. The right treatment will always work. And because they focus on the deficiency, education treatment fans often display an absurd lack of understanding about human children or the education thereof.

Take Jordan Adams, the Hillsdale product who has launched himself as a one-man anti-woke consulting firm. He appears to be hilariously bad at his job (teach 6 year olds American history) and not too sneaky about his far right christianist agenda, but the only thing separating him from far more successful educonsultants is that he appears to have underestimated the number of districts just waiting to hire him and help him fail upwards. 

Adams comes from the treatment school-- if we just apply the correct anti-woke treatment to students, they will turn out the way we want them to. 

He's certainly not alone. State legislatures often take this policy approach: "Young people don't know enough about widgets, so let's pass a law that requires schools to apply one Widget Knowledge Treatment to students every year." Center stage at the Reading Wars is regularly occupied by someone (these days it's the SOR folks) declaiming, "If we just apply a treatment of This Proven Reading Poultice, all students will be cured of not being readers."

Nor is it confined to folks on the right. The worst of the DEI or SEL programs come with the premise that if we just take this program out of the box and aim it at the students, they will become more empathetic and accepting and loaded with soft skills. 

Nor is it confined to education amateurs (though that's certainly where the majority come from). Every school building has at least--at least--one teacher who's sure that if they're making their students miserable, like children being force fed hay soaked in castor oil, then they are doing their job.

Can you go too far in the other direction and create a classroom that is focused primarily on making everyone warm and fuzzy and happy? Sure. But for the moment, I'm focusing on what it looks like in the more common cases where we go too far the other way.

The related premise of the treatment school of education is that children are pre-humans, being prepper for their Real Life, which hasn't actually started yet. Therefore, the daily concerns of things like joy and accomplishment and building relationships and figuring out how to be your best human self in the world--none of those things should matter. 

Apply treatment. Measure result. Apply more treatment.

Educational treatments are done to students, not with them. For them in the sense "this is for your own good, so suck it up."

End result: too many students who come to school anticipating only the "extra" class that is their treat, like band or chorus or their sport, because that's the one where they feel as if they're living their lives. 

Another bad side effect: if we think that those students just need The Right Treatment, that opens the door for all sorts of snake oil salesmen who would love to sell us the next miracle cure for the deficiencies that our treatment is supposed to target.

Again, I don't mean that every class should be sunshine and lollipops and a happy land of Do As You Please; that extreme is ultimately not a treat, either. Learning to read and enjoy the world that reading unlocks is a treat. Building your brain muscles with skills and knowledge--that's a treat, too. People like treats. 

Yes, some students will be hard to convince that learning to understand how gerund phrases function is a treat; that's just one reason that the teacher needs to understand why it is (pro tip: "because it's on the test" is a treatment answer). And the wind in policy circles has been blowing steadily in the direction of treatment, that education is something we do to students to make them be the way we want them to be, some day, when they maybe become real persons. 

As my children and grandchildren move through school, the most fundamental thing I want for them are teachers and a school system that treats them like real, live human beings. Get that right, and everything else will follow.

Momwashing

As expected, the Moms For Liberty soiree in Philadelphia drew press attention, and some of the journalists covering it perpetuated a recurring phenomenon in M4L coverage.

From soccer moms to parent activists: Moms for Liberty harness a powerful political movement\

                                   ---Washington Examiner headline

Moms for Liberty started with three Florida moms fighting COVID-19 restrictions in 2021. It has quickly ascended as a national player in Republican politics, helped along the way by the board’s political training and close relationships with high-profile GOP groups and lawmakers.

                                    ---Ali Swenson, AP

“I think moms are the key political force for this 2024 cycle,” DeSantis told the crowd, whom he and other speakers hailed as “mama bears.”

                                    ---quoted in Washington Post

They call themselves joyful warriors -- but this group of conservative moms are mad.

                                    ---Brittany Shepherd, ABC

They're getting better at it, but too much of the M4L coverage still leans into that word "moms," and I suppose that they are, in fact, mothers of children. Still, if you can't see anything wring with calling them a bunch of moms, let's try a few other formulations.

The Ku Klux Klan, founded by six Tennessee dads who were initially looking for a social outlet...

The Associated Press, started by a dad who wanted to connect with some other dads about progress in the Mexican American war...

Communism, a set of ideas worked out by a German dad...

The Committee to Re-elect the President, founded by some dads with an interest in the candidacy of Richard Nixon...

Anthony Fauci, a Georgetown dad with a big interest in communicable disease...

The John Birch Society, a group started out by a dad with some concerns about government policies...

We don't have to skew conservative. We could call the Center for American Progress "a discussion group formed by some moms and dads with concerns about government" instead of "a group of seasoned political operatives looking for ways to keep Clintonian policies alive."

But you get the point. Using "moms" makes it seem as if these are just homespun amateurs who never asked to be thrust into this role, but darn it, they couldn't bear to just sit at home with their knitting any more. They never asked to be activists fighting public education.

Except that, of course, they totally did. Two co-founders of the group had already been working privatization politics since 2015 (I've detailed their origin story here and here), and some of them were already communications professionals. They quickly gained access, exposure and money, probably courtesy of one's husband, who specializes in doing exactly that. This is yet another story about a band becomes an "overnight success" after working their instruments and trying to find just the right sound for years and years. 

But the word "moms" just washes that away. It reassures us that they aren't really coms pros and experienced political activists. They aren't even the kind of uppity women who would upset a Southern Baptist. "Moms" are women who know their place. It's a term that erases any notion that these women might get pushy, like a Kamala Harris or a Jill Biden or a Michelle Obama. They're here to support the menfolk. It is an artful balancing of "we are strong fighters" and "we are not any sort of danger to male leaders." They want to support the governor and President, not run for the office themselves.

There are some complicated nuances to female terms in right wing world, which Steve Nuzum summarizes nicely as part of his post about the M4L gathering:

This selective binary between “moms” and “women” is a large part of the “parent’s rights” narrative, which seems to count as parents only those who are a particular brand of cultural conservative. For example, “the teachers unions” were presented as the bogeymen throughout the day, because they're opposed to “women” and/ or “moms,” despite the obvious fact that teachers unions are composed mainly of women/ moms, because most teachers in the US (about 77%) are women.

Parents of LGBTQ kids aren't "moms." Women who are married to other women certainly aren't "moms," no matter how many children they have. Just the Right Sort of People are moms.

Hats off to whoever designed the title for this outfit. Momwashing instantly erases so much, cleansing the group of any whiff of professionalism, scrubbing away any stain of partisan political professionalism, and replacing it with a fresh scent of nostalgia for the days when women stayed him, made cookies, stood up for their kids--but certainly never strayed into areas that were best left to the men. 

There's no denying that in some markets, Momwash is a popular product. I just wish more people would see past it.