Monday, March 6, 2023

Hiring Someone To Take Your Online Course For You

Because I look at lots of education-related stuff on line, the interwebz send me lots of strange and terrible education-related business advertising. I've seen a lot. But I was still not prepared for BoostMyGrades. That this kind of thing is in the world...

















BoostMyGrades is not shy about its business model. Right there in huge font on the front page is "We Take Your Online Classes, Tests and Exams!" subheaded "BoostMyGrade’s professionals are academic experts who guarantee great grades and take your exams, quizzes, papers, and entire classes." And they also want you to know that they "understand the importance of complete confidentiality."

The pitch couldn't be clearer

Are you tired of thinking:

“I wish I could pay someone to take online class for me.”
“I can’t find the time to study. Can someone take my final exam for me?”
“I just don’t understand this material. Is there a way for someone to take my math test for me?”

Then it’s time to reach out to BoostMyGrade and begin enjoying life without academic stress. Our experts will complete your class, test, quiz, essay, or assignment for you.

They're other big selling point is direct contact with what they euphemistically call "tutors."

We understand that passing grades are critical to the future success of the students that work with us. We take our business seriously and are the only online class-taking service that allows you to communicate directly with your expert tutor through our advanced notes system. You can also escalate issues, ask questions, and manage your entire online class from your dashboard.

Sigh. Yes, it's grades that are critical to future success, not, say, actually knowing stuff. 

Other great marketing quotes: "Tests are stressful, but they don’t have to be."

Of course, they also write papers and essays for you.

The FAQ at the site actually includes the question "Is this cheating?" (Actually, the question is "Is this cheating, what about books?") And the answer is--

We urge you to consult your school’s honor code. In many cases our service is not considered cheating; it should be considered a supplement to your own studies and work.

I am deeply curious to see the list of schools that don't consider this cheating. 

This is not some hack-looking website either. It's slick and professional and if you're on it for more than thirty seconds, a chat box will pop up to answer your questions. I asked "Kate" where they were based and she said West Coast California. Seems legit.

The site boasts ten years of experience; their testimonials page only goes back to early 2019. Another site said they started in 2015. At least one reviewer was unimpressed with both the quality and the price ($82 for a three page paper). There's an intriguing but unverified complaint from a student who claims that Keiser University, a private university in Florida, steered the student toward BoostMyGrade. Review site mentions of BMG are few, but generally negative, and many refer to "tutors" for whom English seems not to be a primary language. Fees mentioned land in the hundreds of dollars.

Which seems like such a shame. What is the world coming to when the people you hire to help you lie to your school won't be straight with you? 

Sunday, March 5, 2023

NH: Working To Further Silence Teachers

New Hampshire's current leaders seem more and more intent on whacking teachers into submission. We've seen lots of versions of teacher gag laws in this country, but New Hampshire has managed to come up with a whole new ugly wrinkle. "Live free or die" is now "shut up or else."

In 2021, Rep. Glenn Cordelli (R-Carroll) co-sponsored HB 544, one of the many various "divisive concepts" gag bills proposed on the wave of critical race theory panic. The “Right to Freedom from Discrimination in Public Workplaces and Education” language was fuzzy, trying to say that you can't teach critical race theory, but you can teach about things like racism, but only if you don't take a stand on it, so, maybe, "teach about racism, but don't say it's wrong." 

Of course, most of these bills were vague (since nobody who proposed them really seemed to understand what CRT is, how could they not be) which was a feature, not a bug, since that vagueness insured that the bills would have a chilling effect.

Much like their voucher bill, HB 544 sparked enough opposition that New Hampshire’s GOP-controlled legislature inserted its “anti” language into this year’s budget as the “Right to Freedom From Discrimination in Public Workplaces and Education.” The Department of Education has offered some clarification, but it focuses on the “discrimination” portion of the law, not the “divisive concepts” portion. And if the department’s guidance really is the whole story, the “anti-critical race theory” law doesn’t actually prohibit critical race theory at all. After Governor Chris Sununu signed the bill into law, more than half of his diversity council quit.

But apparently some folks were concerned that the law by itself would not be chilling enough, teachers who violate the law can be brought before state authorities and lose their license if it is found they have “discriminated against an individual or identified group.” Their school can be sued, and the state attorney general could take action. 

Not chilling enough? To further up the ante, the state set up a website to let parents and students to turn in teachers that they believe have violated the law. Students and parents may fill out this form, a questionnaire that can be submitted to the state. There’s a space to describe “what action was taken against you that you believe to be discriminatory” which can include any differentiation in privileges, discipline, harassment, or retaliation.

And just to sweeten the pot, New Hampshire's Moms for Liberty offered a bounty for turning a teacher in. The group tweeted “We’ve got $500 for the person that first successfully catches a public school teacher breaking this law. Students, parents, teachers, school staff...We want to know! We will pledge anonymity if you want.” End someone’s career, and collect a bounty. (The term “bounty” is not hyperbole; in response to a question about how to contribute, Moms for Liberty NH suggested to PayPal them and mark “CRT Bounty” in the notes.) This courtesy of Rachel Goldsmith, the M4L chief who is also part of the Free State Project, once serving as executive director.

The state provided little clear guidance, but plenty of folks on the right felt emboldened to go after their local schools. 

Apparently, none of this was enough for some folks, starting with Rep. Cordelli.

“I had a couple of incidents related to me where the Department was trying to get information from schools and in a couple of cases they were met with resistance from the administration. I felt this would help (Commissioner Edelblut) in cases of substantial incidents in schools that deserve immediate follow-up,” Cordelli said.

Cordelli said the Department of Education was having trouble getting cases referred to the Human Rights Commission with “roadblocks at the Attorney General’s Office.” Since the public hearing on the original bill “they have been more cooperative,” Cordelli said.

One way to interpret this might be to conclude that the various "substantial incidents" turned out to be giant nothing burgers. But what Cordelli wants is a "little push to get things moving." Ot, in other words, we are going to by God find a way to get some teachers and schools charged with something by somebody.

Rep. Cordelli has a new bill--HB 533--that a would allow the Department of Education to bring a complaint "on behalf of" any aggrieved persons, And that's not the worst of it.

In an amendment so fresh that it's not on the legiscan site yet, Cordelli proposes to give the Education Commissioner subpoena power in cases of educator misconduct. If someone in the state capitol decides you've been naughty, the education chief can drag you there to face a hearing on your alleged naughtiness. This is doubly scary because Education Commissioner Frank Edelblut is a home-schooling, Libertarian-loving businessman whose main knowledge of education is about how to make political hay from it. 

If New Hampshire's GOP has learned anything, it is that the more time you give the public to weigh in on these kinds of bills, the more grief they give you. So even though the ink is not yet dry on the amendment, the amended version of HB 533 will be heard Wednesday, March 8th, at 9 A.M.

The state teachers union president says the amendment is concerning, but they'll wait and see what the reasoning is, which I'm thinking is pretty generous. Meanwhile, the “Right to Freedom from Discrimination in Public Workplaces and Education” is the subject of a lawsuit that the court has just allowed to move forward after a state motion to dismiss the lawsuit failed. 

Let's just hope this newest scare tactic doesn't inspire other folks across the country. 

ICYMI: In Like A Lamb Edition (3/5)

Despite the fact that the Curmudgucation Institute is not far from the home of Punxsutawney Phil, we have pretty much skipped the remaining days of winter for the moment and have headed straight into Fool's Spring, complete with 50 degree temperature swings. The Board of Directors has questions, mostly along the lines of "Yesterday we could play in the dirt without coats, so why can't we do it today?"

Here's your list of stuff to read from the week. Remember-- if you appreciate it, share it.

Can we please stop talking about so-called learning loss?

I missed this take on learning loss web it first appeared in Hechinger Report (I actually caught it because a reformster was having an all-caps hissy about it on the tweeter). It's worth a look at one more explanation of why learning loss does not merit Full Panic Mode.

‘Education freedom’ contradicts religious freedom

It does my heart good to find people of faith who do not go all in with the hard right anti-public ed stuff. Here's the editor of Baptist Standard explaining why Christians should not be all in on vouchers.

School forced to close after donors pull funding over LGBTQ language

Meanwhile, for those who believe that the free market will take care of everyone, here's the story of a Christian private school that got dumped by its funders because it dared to be LGBTQ positive.

How to Prevent Social Change: A Handy Guide for Educators and Parents

Alfie Kohn, tongue in cheek, offers advice on how to stop growth and change in society and schools.

No conversation about education without teacher voice

Jose Luis Vilson did a TED Masterclass on one of his best subjects--the importance and necessity of including teacher voice in discussions about education.

DeSantis and Education: Sterilizing “Freedom.”

The indispensable Mercedes Schneider takes a look at one of the slices of anti-woke repression in Florida. 

Ron DeSantis shows how not to run an education system

Jennifer Rubin in the Washington Post becomes the first national journalist to actually listen to Billy Townsend on the subject of how Florida's much-touted test results are illusory baloney. 


Gregory Sampson attempts to round up the many threads of the DeSantis attack on public education.

Willful Ignorance? Underestimating The Costs of HB1/SB202 Will Hurt Public Schools

Sue Kingery Woltanski at Accountabaloney computes just how expensive one of Florida's wacky voucher programs could turn out to be. Turns out when you offer people free money, they take it.

Moms For Liberty Bucks County Leaders Think Public Schools Are Trying To Bring Pedophilia Into The Classrooms

At the Bucks County Beacon, Cyril Mychalejko listens to the local Moms for Liberty opine on their battle against evil. It's some scary stuff.

Betsy DeVos, two others spent big on Nebraska legislative races

You may not be paying attention to Nebraska, but Betsy DeVos and her crowd surely are. Aaron Sanderford has the report at Nebraska Extra


And here's why. The AP takes a look at the new push to commandeer Nebraska's education system with vouchers.

What Will We Lose if Public Schools Are Privatized?

Jan Resseger takes a thoughtful look into the value and purpose of public education and the goals that privatization will not help us achieve.

Larry Cuban hosts one of the better takes on the whole ChatGPT thing panic, and cheating.

When Students Cheat, They Only Hurt Themselves

Steven Singer offers some thoughtful perspective on the issue of cheating, and some important lessons to remember.


Meanwhile, it was a busy week for me at Forbes.com. A piece offering more details on ChatGPT's shortcomings, a look at Idaho sending vouchers down to defeat, and the tale of veteran DC administrators losing their jobs because they blew the whistle on Relay Graduate School of Education.


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Saturday, March 4, 2023

Moms For Liberty Continue Working For Team DeSantis

I'm old enough to remember when Moms for Liberty claimed to be non-partisan. Now they aren't even pretending to be neutral within the GOP.

Last year's M4L summit in Tampa featured an appearance by Ron DeSantis. He spoke, and they awarded him with a Sword of Justice and their endorsement for the gubernatorial race. And he hasn't forgotten  them.

When it was time for DeSantis to draw up another hit list of school board members that he wanted to see defeated come election time, he huddled up with House Speaker Paul Renner, Education Commissioner Manny Diaz, and Moms for Liberty co-founders Tina Descovich and Tiffany Justice.

And when he recently appointed some members to a committee to oversee Disney, with the sort-of-promise that the committee might help make Disney stop with all the wokeness and get back to the kind of good family values that involve keeping everyone in their proper place (aka "invisible" for LGBTQ persons)--well, turns out that committee includes Bridget Ziegler.

Ron DeSantis thinks she's swell. And she's married to Christian Ziegler, who just decided not to run for re-election to a county commissioner seat because he'll be busy helping his wife and DeSantis each run their own campaigns (that and new rules that would have made it harder for him to win). Mr. Ziegler has some other gigs as well-- vice chairman of the Republican Party of Florida and head of his consulting firm Microtargeted Media LLC.

Christian Ziegler told the Washington Post that he has been "trying for a dozen years to get 20- and 30-year old females involved with the Republican Party, and it was a heavy lift to get that demographic. But now Moms for Liberty has done it for me."

M4L has pretty much completed its transformation into a group of political operatives. Not entirely surprising given that their tale of being just a bunch of moms who raised money via t-shirts sales was always baloney. These moms are about political power, both collecting it and exerting it, and Ron DeSantis is positioning himself to be their primary beneficiary.



 


Friday, March 3, 2023

Relate Then Educate Podcast: Let's Talk Vouchers and Merit-Based Pay

I am not much of a podcast listener (though the CMO of the Institute is), but I had a great time guesting on the Relate Then Educate podcast with Erin Patton and Rick Holmes. The whole website is well worth following if you don't already. In the meantime, you can hear our conversation about vouchers and merit pay here.



The Call To Abolish Public Education

Some days I really miss the long-ago days when the opponents of public education would just go ahead and say what they wanted right out loud.

For instance, there's a great piece that CATO, the Libertarian thinky tank (funded Back in the Day by the Koch brothers), put out in 1997. It has since been scrubbed from their website, but you can still find it on the Wayback Machine. It's Cato Policy Analysis No. 269. It's framed as a "debate" of sorts, though both sides are arguing about how best to separate education from the state. 

The anti-voucher-ish side is taken by Douglas Dewey, who worked in the US Department of Education under Lamar Alexander (who is a story in himself), and he's only anti-voucher because "tax-funded vouchers will not eliminate or substantially reduce the state's role in education." I could dig deeper into his argument, but basically Dewey failed to anticipate how vouchers could be turned into a free market device without any accountability or oversight by the government.

The other "side" in this debate running the gamut from A to B is taken by Joseph Bast and David Harmer, and this is the one where folks get real.

Bast spent many years as the head of the Heartland Institute, from its inception until he retired from the job in 2017. He sometimes passes himself off as an economist, though he never finished any degree beyond high school. He's become known mostly as a climate change activist, staking out a position roughly of "Yeah, it's changing a little, and humans might be a tiny bit responsible, but so what." 

Harmer, son of California Lt. Gov. John Harmer, spent some time with Heritage, but has since bounced around, most recently heading up the Freedoms Foundation At Valley Forge. He helped set up the late-90s choice proposal in California, and he hasn't been shy about where he stands on public education (e.g. his 2000 article in the San Francisco Chronicle entitled "Abolish the Public Schools"). In 2010 he ran for Congress in California, though he kept the "burn it down" rhetoric to a minimum. Harmer argued for a return to colonial days, when everyone could get the kind of education they wanted 

Schooling then was typically funded by parents or other family members responsible for the student, who paid modest tuition. If they couldn’t afford it, trade guilds, benevolent associations, fraternal organizations, churches and charities helped. In this quintessentially American approach, free people acting in a free market found a variety of ways to pay for a variety of schools serving a variety of students, all without central command or control.

Well, they could serve a variety of white, male, financially well-off students, through the primary grades, anyway. 

I'm going to skip the deep dive on their essay, which invokes Friedman and the joys of the free market, and focus on the broad strokes.

Like this heading:

The Goal: Complete Separation of School and State

Just to be clear--that's a quote, not a paraphrase or interpretation. First sentence after it:

The authors are 100 percent committed to getting government out of the business of educating our children.

They invoke some other dead smart guys like Mills and Hayek and, of course, Lord Acton. They characterize education as one of those entitlements that just grows and grows. Then we're back to the main idea:

Vouchers Are the Way to Separate School and State

Like most other conservatives and libertarians, we see vouchers as a major step toward the complete privatization of schooling. In fact, after careful study, we have come to the conclusion that they are the only way to dismantle the current socialist regime.

Vouchers are a bona fide means of privatizing a public service. Vouchers are being used to get the government out of the business of building and owning public housing, operating job-training programs and day-care centers, collecting garbage, and running hospitals and clinics. Privatization guru E. S. Savas defines vouchers as "subsidizing the consumer and permitting him to exercise relatively free choice in the marketplace." According to Savas, vouchers are the most radical form of privatization short of outright service shedding.

So, not freedom. Not higher quality education. Not even choice. Though all of these arguments are raised by the piece, they are raised only as a means to the end, and the end is privatizing education and separating it from the state. 

The writers also get into "public-choice theory," meaning the idea that a small special interest group "can outmaneuver the general public that perceives only an indirect or hard-to-measure benefit. Add to that the fact that the general public itself has largely been (mis)educated by the very schools that now petition for more resources, and you have a recipe for bureaucracy, monopoly, and mediocrity that will span generations." And then we're off and running:

Because we know how the government schools perpetuate themselves, we can design a plan to dismantle them. The general public may be programmed to like government schools, and even to believe that spending more money on them will make them better. But the public is not necessarily opposed to reforms that promise to make the schools more effective, less costly, or both. And thanks to the pervasiveness of choice in the private sector, the public puts a high value on being free to choose.

Vouchers zero in on the government school monopoly's most vulnerable point: the distinction between government financing and government delivery of service. People who accept the notion that schooling is an entitlement will nevertheless vote to allow private schools to compete with one another for public funds. That fact gives us the tool we need to undercut the organizing ability of teachers' unions, and hence their power as a special-interest group.

So this story is also old-- public schools are a scam perpetrated by the teachers unions, so ending public education provides an extra bonus. 

Visions of the future

The essay also lays out how Harmer and Bast expect this all to play out. Vouchers will be launched in major cities as programs to help poor people (thereby avoiding charges of elitism). Once those are shown to be effective (note that they don't have to actually be effective--they just have to be made to look that way), then the support will spread. 

Then, they predict, as voucher programs spreads and word gets out of the superior education thereby provided, public school enrollment will drop. Many "government school superintendents and administrators" will have to "move on to productive employment." Teachers unions will lose members "because the new schools will be smaller, more efficient, and therefore more difficult to organize." Then the unions will lose political power "ending their ability to veto substantive reforms and further privatization measures." 

School boards will shrink in power and may be "reinvented to reflect the interests of taxpayers and consumers of education rather than government school employees." Their new role will be to set voucher amounts and distribute the vouchers. Tax support for education will drop because "the powerful interest groups that today prop up spending on education" will lose their clout. Voucher amounts will fall, and only the super-duper private schools will be efficient enough to remain. The lower taxes will free parents to spend the additional money on stuff like education. Meanwhile, the lowered spending as the tax spigot is turned off will "make education faster and less expensive." Maybe vouchers will eventually be means tested. 

And now that they're really excited, there's this:

Finally, if libertarian advocates are successful and the entire welfare system is replaced with voluntary charity, means-tested education vouchers will end with the government welfare system.

Well, now

That's some serious Grade A baloney there. Note that the authors assume that nobody really wants  public education, taxpayers and community members don't actually vote in school board elections, and the public system exists only because "the blob" aka "those teachers unions and other special interests" have snookered everyone.

Note also the assumption that a privatized system would, of course, be more efficient, whatever the hell that is supposed to mean in education. The assertion that education will become faster and less expensive is the kind of hilarious assertion that only comes from people without a single clue about how education actually works. 

There's more, like how vouchers would establish a "flight to quality" and how the current schools are just super, super terrible because A) students aren't learning to read and write, B) children are being indoctrinated with creeds and dogmas their parents disagree with and C) drugs, gangs and sex.

But you get the idea. Since 1997, folks have learned to paper over these ideas with one pleasant face or another, but the foundation remains--abolish public education. 

Harmer and Bast, like their ideological progeny, have no real ideas to offer about the question of how a non-public education system could possibly serve all students--they don't even acknowledge that it's an issue. But they do successfully predict the direction that their movement will have to take:

Those who favor separation of school and state have every right to publicly declare their goals and debate the best strategies to achieve them. But if they want to change the status quo, they need to recognize the strength of those who oppose change and devise strategies that exploit their weaknesses. To actually change public policy, separationists must build coalitions with those whose goals, as Lord Acton wrote, may differ from their own. Careless words and criticism directed at members of such coalitions set back the movement toward separation.

Yup. Privatizers might have to ally with charter fans, people interested in social justice or, eventually, a movement to create a single system devoted to a funhouse mirror version of conservative values. But through all that, while CATO and Heartland may have scrubbed this from websites, they haven't scrubbed the mission itself--

Abolish public schools. 

Thursday, March 2, 2023

FL: Want to blog about the governor? Register with the state, or face a fine.

Florida Senator Jason Brodeur (R-Lake Mary) has proposed SB 1316, which carries the innocuous-sounding name "Information Dissemination," but appears designed to intimidate any bloggers who dare to write about state officials.

The bill is an add-on to a law covering government's requirement to publish certain information. It is hard to decide whether the bill is more dumb, more offensive, or more illegal. Let's take a look.

To begin with, the bill is not quite sure what a blogger actually is. Under the definitions of terms, a blog is a webpage where a blogger posts (but not a newspaper or "other similar" publication). A blogger is a person who submits a blog post to a blog. So I guess that totally clears that up.

But if a blogger is posts a blog post about "the Governor, the Lieutenant Governor, a Cabinet officer, or any member of the Legislature," and they are going to compensated for it in any way, then within five days they must register with the state of Florida. Then they must file monthly reports with the state ever after. As the bill is worded, that means whether they are writing about an official or not (they can skip reports in months where they don't post anything). 

The report must include who paid the blogger and how much, as well as the date of publication and the address where the post can be found. 

If the report's not made on time (10th of the month) then it's a $25 per day fine, not to exceed $2,500. 

Brodeur has explained that he believes that paid bloggers are the same as lobbyists.

Paid bloggers are lobbyists who write instead of talk. They both are professional electioneers. If lobbyists have to register and report, why shouldn’t paid bloggers?

What are they expecting as a result? If I were a betting person, I might place some money on the notion that bloggers like the folks at Accountabaloney and Billy Townsend and Gregory Sampson and--well, it's a long list, isn't it--are secretly being paid big bucks to say mean things about Ron DeSantis. If I had a nickel for every time I'd been accused of being a paid shill for the teachers union, I could buy a state of my own. So maybe they're anticipating a big gotcha moment here.

And of course the side effect will be a directory, a little list of everyone who has dared to write about Beloved Leader or his Helpers. Is that scary? Maybe?

Maybe this is supposed to be scary, and the plan is that bloggers will back off because they are afraid that Ron DeSantis will somehow replace them with his own handpicked bloggers, or just publicly target them for his army of supporters to harass. Maybe he's going to form a blogger police division. I wish these ideas sounded more ridiculously unlikely than they do.

Or maybe they're just hoping to drown blogger voices in a pile of red tape and annoying paperwork backed up by irritating fines, which are, I'll note, are large enough to be a real irritant to small independent bloggers but small enough to be a minor operating cost for bloggers backed by big thinky tanks and the like. 

And I do have to wonder--if some Florida official thinks I'm secretly being paid to bang away at the keyboard, how exactly would they go after me as I sit up here in Pennsylvania writing my blog here at the zero-budget Curmudgucation Institute? 

Just one more wacky idea in the state that seems intent on barreling toward theocratic authoritarianism and the systematic silencing of unapproved voices. Lucky for me I'm neither paid to write this blog nor forced to live in Beloved Leader's state.