Furry Panic. Yes, Furry Panic.

Add to the list of school-related panics a panic over furry students. Specifically, a panic over schools making special accommodations for students who like to dress up and take on characters of life-sized fluffy animals. Kelly Weill at Daily Beast has been collecting the stories.

In York, PA, a concerned parents Facebook group warned that furries "could be in your child's classroom hissing at your child and licking themselves." 

In Michigan, a speaker at a school board meeting said, "Yesterday I heard that at least one of our schools in our town, has in one of the unisex bathrooms a litter box for the kids that identify as cats, And I am really disturbed by that.” Michigan GOP co-chair Meshawn Maddock picked that up and ran with it on Facebook. "Kids who identify as ‘furries’ get a litter box in the school bathroom. Parent heroes will TAKE BACK our schools."

In Texas, a Moms for Liberty activist tweeted "Cafeteria tables are being lowered in certain @RoundRockISD middle and high schools to allow ‘furries’ to more easily eat without utensils or their hands (ie, like a dog eats from a bowl)."

Bloggers in Idaho and Iowa have repeated the stories, adding that furry students didn't have to do homework (paws can't hold pencils), based on what they'd heard from people at the county fair.

Just to be clear--none of these furry tales are true. It would be easy to just dismiss all of this furry panic and make jokes about the people freaking out, but there are two things to take away from this, and I think they're important.

First, these stories indicate just how low the level of trust has become among some members of the public. If you hear these furry stories and your first reaction is not, "That's ridiculous. There's no way that could be true," then you have traveled far down a dark rabbit hole. These panic attacks are a measure of how effective the steady drumbeat of "You can't trust those evil schools and teachers. They're just out to indoctrinate your children" has been. 

Second, it's worth noting the nature of the outrage, because similar issues inform other panics in schools these days. The panic trigger, specifically, is that the schools have accommodated these "abnormal" students. It's not hard to imagine some parents saying, "Look, I have nothing against furries. I don't have an anti-furry bone in my body. But if they want to be in our schools, they need to adapt and act like our other students--you know, normal." 

This, in both schools and society, is the panic trigger for so many people. It's okay for Those People to be different, but our institutions should remain fixed and centered on Us. When we start adapting to fit or accommodate or acknowledge Those People, then that's just wrong. That's the argument too many times. 

About That Maus Controversy

The Tennessee flap over Maus has burned up a lot of space. Is it really worth all that fuss. 

Even though the McMinn County School Board members themselves talked about "banning" the book, but what they actually did was remove it from the curriculum. It will not be part of the officially adopted ELA reading work for eighth grade in the district. Nobody has said anything about removing it from the school library. The actual motion that was passed was "we remove this book from the reading series and challenges our instructional staff to come up with an alternative method of teaching The Holocaust."

Maus hasn't made the ALA list of challenged books in three decades. It's a prizewinning stunning modern work of literature, and there's very little in it to be offended by, which makes it an attractive choice for school programs. (Though decades ago a Polish friend complained to me about the portrayal of Poles as pigs in the work.) Except in this one district.

On any given day, you can find a school board somewhere in this country doing something dumb. And there was a lot of dumb in the room. Reading the transcript of the board meeting, you will find panic over the lascivious lyrics of "I'm Just Wild About Harry," a surprise Broadway hit song of 1921, plus a lot of uncertainty about copyright law and a serious concern about words that students, they acknowledge, might very well hear outside of school or on the tv, but wouldn't be tolerated in school itself. Also, Art Speigelman used to draw cartoons for Playboy, so, you know...

If you don't want to read the full transcript, you can get a good summary here at Mother Jones. What David Corn's summary doesn't fully capture is how the educators tried to calmly and reasonably explain the presence of the book in the curriculum, and how completely Not Heard they were by the board. It certainly was not the first time professional educators were ignored and disrespected by their board, but it's always frustrating when it happens. Nor does most of the coverage capture that this board, while stubborn and a bit thick, were not hell bent for leather to do ditch Maus; at one point in the meeting they even tabled the motion. 

It sucks to have your board override your professional judgment, particularly for prudish, rather than educational, reasons. And if these guys think the exceedingly tame Maus is problematic, just wait till someone explains the dirty parts of Shakespeare to them. But I suspect that this story would have been a strictly local issue if book banning weren't having a moment right now. 

Book banning sucks and is stupid and on top of that doesn't even accomplish what banners want to accomplish. But reconfiguring the reading list for a curriculum happens regularly, often as works are reconsidered for appropriateness and current standards. Schools across the country have reconsidered To Kill A Mockingbird and English teachers are always painfully aware that for every book they do teach, there are ten other worthy books out there--and they occasionally decide to do something about it. This stuff happens, but forbidding teachers to use a certain text in their classroom (without actually listening to their explanation for using it) is tying their hands and professionally insulting. But until you're taking all the copies out of the school library or throwing them on a big bonfire, it's not a ban.

In the end, I don't think McMinn County and Maus are actually a national new story (I'm aware of the irony in my devoting a post to them here). They don't appear to mark the start of a trend nor do their actions seem informed by any of the current agitating groups. It's a bad decision, even an insulting one for their faculty, but it's a local one. As attempts to ban books and gag teachers go these days, this is small potatoes, and most notable for getting a lot of people to read one of the modern classics that everyone should read, including all the Tennessee children now being showered with free copies of the work--which in McMinn County, unfortunately, they'll be left to negotiate without the insights and support of their teachers. 

Which is perhaps the weirdest message to come out of McMinn-- "This book has naughty words and disquieting images while discussing a hugely important and terrible time in human history, so we feel that students should definitely not have the support and assistance of a trained educator while they're sorting it out." Good luck to the folks in McMinn County.

ICYMI: Ice Sculpture Edition (2/6)

 Every year in my small town we have a mini-festival in which part of the town park becomes a showplace for ice sculptures. It has survived COVID mostly unscathed because it's outside and it's cold, so crowds don't exactly gather. Fun times. Best to go at night, when the sculptures are lit up. And you can revisit it for weeks, depending on the weather because, in one of those small towny things, nobody bothers the sculptures while they're up.

Here's your reading for the week.

Moving the SATs online won't restore them to relevance

At The Hill, Josh DeSantis argues that the SATs latest move isn't going to help them escape irrelevance

Glenn Youngkin Tip Line Update

Mother Jones has a follow-up on Youngkin's snitch line. Doesn't seem to be going well, despite refusals to honor FIOA requests. 

The Highly Unqualified Teacher

Nancy Flanagan remembers when a cornerstone of ed policy was the "highly qualified teacher." Now that we've completely thrown that out the window, what could be the results?

DeVos touts voucher ballot initiative

Michigan voters have beaten back DeVos voucher plans numerous times, but this time the family thinks they may have a way to circumvent the people and just get those tax dolars flowing to private religious schools. And they are spending a ton of money on it

People are fighting. Is that news?

You may not agree with this piece, but at a minimum it may spur some thinking. Greg Toppo suggests that education coverage might benefit from more light and less heat.

Conflict entrepreneurs

I don't usually do video clips, but this two minutes with Amanda Ripley is an awesome explanation of my favorite new term. 

Research points to effectiveness of tutoring and challenge of scaling it

At Th 74 (yes, I know, but some of their straight journalism is pretty useful) a look at research about tutoring and the challenge of making it big enough to help students in larger numbers.

Why there hasn't been a mass exodus of teachers

Rebecca Klein takes a look at some of the details behind that mass teacher exodus that is often touted, but rarely backed up by actual numbers.

Teachers are quitting and companies are hot to hire them

At the Wall Street Journal, an article that suggests the prospects for ex-teachers (however many there actually are) are actually pretty good.

CRT gag law map

Having trouble keeping track of how many states are trying to clamp down on teaching about race and other discomfort-inducing topics? Chalkbeat has a map.

Efforts to ban CRT affect roughly a third of US students

At EdWeek, Eesha Pendharker has done some tallying as well, and the numbers are large.

Madeline Morgan's vision for Black history in schools

A first person Chalkbeat piece from the guy who's writing the book about the Bronzeville visionary.

Parents Defending Education Targets Black Lives Matter

Parents Defending Education is one of the more prominent groups fueling the crt-making-teacher gag law panic; they are led by folks who are seasoned political players including Nicole Neily (Cato Institute, Independent Women's Forum, Speech First, Charles Koch Institute fan), Asra Nomani (Pearl Project, supporter of Trump Muslim ban), Erika Sanzi (Education Post), Marissa Fallon (Coalition for Tj-an advocacy group demanding "merit-based" admissions for school), Aimee Viana (founder of her own edu-consulting business, served in USED under DeVos), Kim Richey (USED under DeVos, counsel in Office of Civil Rights under Bush II), Rachel Hannabass (Institute for Justice, Leadership Institute)... you get the idea. Many of them have logged Fox appearances. This is not a bunch of moms gathered around the kitchen table. Also, they've got a Private School Advocacy Associate, who is "a passionate proponent of school choice, private schools, and Catholic liberal education."

PDE decided to come out against Black Lives Matter at School. Per their press release:

From Boston, Mass., to Seattle, Wash., school districts, schools, teachers’ unions and educators around the country are teaching the controversial activist curriculum, lesson plans, activities and, even, official coloring book of “Black Lives Matter at School” starting Monday, January 31, according to a national review of schools by Parents Defending Education.

PDE was savvy enough not to be directly alarmist about this, but the digs throughout the press release are clear. They note that Seattle Public Schools held the first Black Lives Matter at School events , "amid controversy over political activism in the schools, particularly linked to a highly political organization." The material for the week comes with branding from Black Lives Matter, an organization "which has been riddled with controversy over alleged misappropriation of funds and the purchase of multimillion-dollar homes by its founder." 

This, in fine PDE style, leads to a list of schools where they are doing this stuff "to help parents, grandparents and others understand the reach of Black Lives Matter at School." 

And, of course, "parents and others are encouraged to submit tips about Black Lives Matter at School" on the PDE website; then PDE can "investigate the tip" and post details on their IndoctriNation map. Because Black Lives Matter at School is clearly all about indoctrinating our children. The follows a list of schools districts and teacher unions that were promoting the program (or just mentioning BLM on their website). 

While this page tries to avoid direct criticism and relies largely on subtext (the words "critical race theory" don't even appear), PDE is okay lending their voice to groups like Church Militant, which features Neily in a video about how "activists are pushing an anti-White agenda" as part of their "harmful agenda" (which includes ideas about gender fluidity). Over a chyron saying "BLM nuking the nuclear family," a "news" reader declares that BLM is "kicking off Black History Month with a week of indoctrination across America." Neily appears on screen to deride the "condescending, derogatory messages. Our country is very frayed right now," she says, and adds, without a trace of irony, "People are pitted against each other." 

Again, no attempt to even cover this with the fig leaf of ideological objections to critical race theory. Not even the bracing confusion of the people in Alabama who reported Black History Month as an illegal use of CRT. This is aimed directly at Black Lives Matter and schools and the whole idea of addressing race directly in schools. 

AL: A Proposal To End State Support Of Public Education

State Senator Del Marsh proposed this week the "ultimate" school choice bill, the "Parents' Choice Bill," (SB140) a super-education savings account. But that's not what it really is.

This is an ESA in its fully realized form-- every Alabama family gets every cent the state would have spent on educating their child (about $6,300 last year) and they can use it to pay for educational whatever--public school, home school, private school, tutoring, online classes, whatever. 

Marsh is a longtime champion of disinvestment in Alabama public ed, having pushed charters and charter expansion in previous years (he also co-sponsored a bill to make bribery of legislators by lobbyists legal).

This is a big deal, a bill that changes the rules for education in an entire state, but coverage so far has been light (the bill was supposedly going to be filed yesterday) and details. 

One early complaint is that the bill would cost the state about $420 billion in education funds. Alabama Education Association executive director Army Marlowe also called out the bill for its lack of transparency and its generosity to private operators:

Senator Marsh’s “Parent’s Choice Bill” should be called exactly what it is – “No Vendor Left Behind “ – a shell game of a voucher program to divert money from Alabama’s community schools. There is a complete lack of transparency regarding this egregious bill by rushing it through committee this week. Regardless of whether Senators have been given the opportunity to study the bill, by filing it this week and expecting it to not only be in committee, but to be voted out of a committee is mind blowing. A bill of this magnitude that would result in more than $420 million cut from the Education Trust Fund rushed through committee without the opportunity for at least a week of scrutiny by the public and the media makes you wonder why Sen. Marsh is in such a hurry to move this bill.

Yes, this bill would eat a ton of taxpayer dollars, and yes it would gut the public education system in Alabama. There is one other huge effect that comes with voucher-style bills that seems to be rarely discussed--it ends the state's involvement with and support of its children. 

In an online interview, education lab reporter Trish Powell Crain points out that this is bigger than charters or vouchers. "It's the ultimate 'here, take the money and parents, you go decide how you want to spend this money to educate your child.'"

Yes. "We've given you a check, and we hereby wash our hands of the whole education thing." The ultimate form of voucher is not about empowering parents. It's not even about making vendors a bunch of money. It's about getting the state out of the education business, about cutting parents and children loose. It's about ending the collective commitment to and responsibility for educating the next generations.

There are always critical questions to ask about oversight in these bills. Who will make sure that the money is actually spent on legitimate educational expenses? Who will watch out for the interests of the taxpayers?

But equally critical are the safeguards for families, and ESA laws typically have none. What supports will be in place for families that don't have the time or resources to search for the right vendors (and who will make sure those supports are reliable)? What if a parent's money runs out? What if parents find their choices severely limited because the various edu-vendors won't accept their child? What if one of their vendors closes shop mid-year, leaving the child stranded? What if the vendor turns out to be a big scam because the state hasn't properly vetted the eligible vendors? What happens if parents find that the Marketplace is not for them, but in the meantime the local public school has collapsed from the money gutted from it? 

The bill is being rammed through the legislature this week, and if it becomes law, it will face the hurdle that many such laws have faced--getting parents to actually use it. Watch to see if, in Alabama, Americans for Prosperity repeats its successful tactic from New Hampshire, where they went door to door to hype the new voucher program, boosting participation big time. 

I didn't have Alabama in my pool for where the voucher end game would be first tried, but here we are. Watch and learn and, if you're in Alabama, call your legislator today.

 

Alarming Pre-K News

New research is problematic news for the world of pre-K. 

We've long known that a good pre-school is not a magical jump start that guarantees your kids will end up in the Ivy League, and advantages tend to fade within a few years, but new research from Vanderbilt's Peabody College suggests the reality could be far worse. One of the authors puts it bluntly:

“At least for poor children, it turns out that something is not better than nothing,” said Dale Farran, a professor in Vanderbilt University’s Peabody College, director of its Peabody Research Institute and one of the authors of the study. “The kinds of pre-K that our poor children are going into are not good for them long term.”

The researchers looked at 2,990 children enrolled in Tennessee's voluntary state-funded pre-K program. By the end of sixth grade, those students were doing worse than their peers--academically, behaviorally, all the -allies. They were even more likely to end up in special ed. The study compared the students who were randomly selected for the program to those students who applied for the program, but didn't get in. So a pretty clean basis for the data.

We're looking at pre-K students from the 2009-2011 years, so there's a real possibility that much has changed in Tennessee's pre-K program (in fact, changed because of earlier findings from these same researchers). But the question remains--what the hell happened?

The short answer is that nobody knows.

Possible culprits? A heavy-on-academics program that attempts to pack the littles with studying scholastic stuff instead of just going outside and playing. But other experts argue that it's a lack of coherence, and that there's just too many pre-K programs that are higgledy-piggledy; standardize some academic rigor, these experts say. I say these experts are full of it."Possibly the problem in Tennessee is not with pre-K, but with K-6 and how it treats children who went to pre-K" says co-director Steven Barnett at the National Institute for Early Education Research (Rutgers). We know that "adverse childhood experiences" have long term negative effects--were Tennessee's pre-K programs somehow providing plenty of ACE  (for example, doing stupid worksheets and cramming academics). Another theory is that Tennessee's pre-K programs just aren't very good, but even if that's the answer, it's pretty alarming to learn that "not very good" is actually worse than nothing at all.

There are lots of blanks to fill in here, and I can't do that at the moment because the paper is behind a paywall and won't be released until January of 2023 (presumably academics can spend that year complaining that the public doesn't pay enough attention to research). So there are details I don't know--for instance, what exactly did the group that didn't get into pre-K do instead--home school? another pre-K program? nothing at all? 

And we know that other results are out there. Research about Head Start shows positive outcomes, and a recent study in Boston found benefits all the way up through high school graduation.

Meanwhile, state pre-K programs are struggling with the impact of problems going all the way back to the funding collapse of 2008 through the loss of students during the pandemic (and the corresponding loss of funding). At the very moment that we need to take steps to save these programs, we need to know what about them (if anything) is worth saving and what form they should take. This new study raises some huge questions that really, really need answers. 

Brace Yourself: There's A Movie Coming

"Parents’ School Revolt About to Get a Jolt With Groundbreaking Documentary" reads the headline, andf if that's not enough of a signal, here's the lead in the news release:

The COVID-19 pandemic has at least one silver lining—revealing the truth to parents and teachers about America’s public education system.

And this explanation of why this documentary had to be made.

For years, most government-funded schools have been pursuing a political agenda of anti-American history, divisive Critical Race Theory, explicit sex education and gender theory for children as young as kindergarten. These assaults on children’s innocence have often been deliberately kept secret from parents. These radical curricula during online learning triggered a parents’ revolt in California, Colorado, Virginia, and across the nation.

The upcoming documentary is entitled Whose Childre Are They? and it will use "brave teachers, emboldened parents, impacted students and frontline experts" to reveal "how schools are bombarding children with age-inappropriate sex education and indoctrinating them with political and social ideologies without their parents' knowledge or consent."

This coming from Parents United America, another parental rights organization. 

We are the parents and we are united! We will stand together for our rights to raise our children and be the primary authority in their lives. Our children do not belong to the government, the schools or society.

There's more in that vein (plus "non-partisan"). Its website provides little information about who they are, though there are links that let you send them an e-mail, your story, or some money. The founder, however, is Deborah Flora. 

Deborah Flora is currently running for a U. S. Senate seat in Colorado, facing a primary with seven other GOP candidates. She likes phrases like "common ground of common sense" and is targeting the "political indoctrination pervading our schools." She's made a Fox news appearance as a "Colorado mom." In her campaigning, she repeatedly stresses that she is a small business owner and a mom, and that's a nice folksy background, but if you're wondering how a small business woman and mom ends up producing a slick documentary, the answer is that there's more to her story. 

Flora is also a former Miss Colorado and a second runner-up Miss America in 1990 (her talent was playing the flute). She graduated at the top of the Meadow School of Arts at SMU. She completed a BFA in Salzburg (opera, flute, acting), then went to Denver Seminary. She had a show on the Salem Radio Network, and she started a film production company with her husband called Lamplight Entertainment. They've produced a number of films, but the one you're most likely to have heard of is the well-regarded Lt Dan Band: For The Common Good about Gary Sinise and his globe-trotting, troop-entertaining band. 

Her husband and partner is Johnathan Flora, a vet who served with the 82nd Airborne and was Director of Marketing for WWF for a time. His stuff talks about "working with" high powered Disney stuff like the Marvel movies, but that appears to be mostly on the promotion and marketing side--he's done a ton of that.

Not sure why Deborah Flora the candidate is hiding her light under a bushel; maybe she fears that a good Hollywood resume doesn't play in Colorado. But none of this is particularly secret or hidden. At any rate, this accomplished couple is behind Whose Children Are They? It's not going to be an amateur production.

The one big name attached to the project is our friend Rebecca Friedrichs, the plaintiff in an anti-union court case who has parleyed that into a career as a right-wing teacher union basher and rolled right on into anti-masking and critical race theory panic. Her presence here tells us plenty about what to expect from the film. On the film's official website, there's a link to Friedrich's organization, For Kids and Country (and it really is her organization--their 2018 Form 990 shows the only two officers are Friedrichs and her husband), which features many stories of brave teachers who were abused by the Evil Teachers Union. Some of those same folks appear in the movie trailer. 

The film will show in certain theaters only on March 14; tickets go on sale February 4 and are available from Fathom Events, which categorizes the film as "inspirational." 

Update: Somebody has put a ton of money into this, because now that the tickets are on sale I can see that over 700 theaters are booked for this. It is most definitely coming to a theater near you.

So if you hear about the movie, this is what's up. And you can watch the trailer, although from the first words ("Public education has gone off the rails.") you'll be able to gauge what you're in for. Critical Race Theory! It's racist! Teaching sex acts! Students aren't proficient! Radical agenda! Exploited children! And an unironic repetition of that title question, which supposes that children must belong to somebody.  I'll attach the trailer, but you've been warned. This is not the rhetoric of people looking for dialog or redemption; just a little scorched earth.