Saturday, December 6, 2025

Reverse Centaurs, AI, and the Classroom

Cory Doctorow gave us "enshittification" to explain much of what has gone wrong, and he is already moving on to explain much of what we suspect is wrong with the push for AI. There's a book coming, but he has already laid out the basic themes in a presentation that he shared with his on-line audience. It doesn't address teaching and education directly, but the implications are unmistakable.

We start with the automation theory term "centaur." A centaur is a human being assisted by a machine. Doctorow cites as an example driving a car, or using autocomplete. "You're a human head carried around on a tireless robot body." 

A "reverse centaur" is a machine head on a human body, "a person who is serving as a squishy meat appendage for an uncaring machine." Here's his example, in all its painful clarity:
Like an Amazon delivery driver, who sits in a cabin surrounded by AI cameras, that monitor the driver's eyes and take points off if the driver looks in a proscribed direction, and monitors the driver's mouth because singing isn't allowed on the job, and rats the driver out to the boss if they don't make quota.

The driver is in that van because the van can't drive itself and can't get a parcel from the curb to your porch. The driver is a peripheral for a van, and the van drives the driver, at superhuman speed, demanding superhuman endurance. But the driver is human, so the van doesn't just use the driver. The van uses the driver up.

Doctorow explains that tech companies are highly motivated to appear to be growth industries, and then explains how they're selling AI as a growth story, and not a pretty one. AI is going to disrupt labor.  

The promise of AI – the promise AI companies make to investors – is that there will be AIs that can do your job, and when your boss fires you and replaces you with AI, he will keep half of your salary for himself, and give the other half to the AI company.

The thing is-- AI can't do your job. So the radiology department can't fire all the radiologists and replace them with AI to read scans-- they have to hire someone to sit and check the AI's work, to be the "human in the loop" whose job is to catch the rare-but-disastrous case where the AI screws up. 

That last radiologist is a reverse-centaur, and Doctorow cites Dan Davis' coinage for the specific type-- the Last Radiologist is an "accountability sink." Says Doctorow, "The radiologist's job isn't really to oversee the AI's work, it's to take the blame for the AI's mistakes."

In education, there is potential for AI to create centaurs and reverse centaurs, and I think the distinction is useful for parsing just how horrible a particular AI application can be. 

The most extreme version of a reverse centaur is any of the bullshit AI-driven charter or mini-schools, like the absurd Alpha school chain that promises two hours on a screen will give your child all the education they need. Just let the AI teach your child! All of these models offer a "school" that doesn't need teachers at all--just a "guide" or a "coach" there to be make sure nothing goes wrong, like an AI that offers instruction on white racial superiority or students who zone out entirely. The guide is a reverse centaur, an accountability sink whose function is to be responsible for everything the AI screws up, while allowing the investors in these businesses (and they are always businesses, usually run by business people and not educators) to save all sorts of costs on high-priced teachers by hiring a few low-cost guides.

For teachers, AI promises to make you a high-powered centaur. Let the AI write your lessons, correct your papers, design your teaching materials. Except that AI can't do any of those things very reliably, so the teacher ends up checking all of the AI's work to make sure it's accurate. Or at least they should, providing the human in the loop. So the teacher ends up as either a reverse centaur or, I suppose, a really incompetent reverse centaur who just passes along whatever mistakes the AI makes. 

Almost nobody is sales-arguing that AI can make teaching better, that an AI can reach students better than another human; virtually all arguments are centered on speed and efficiency and time-saving, and while that is appealing to teachers, who never have enough time for the work, the speed and efficiency argument is appealing to management because to them speed and efficiency mean fewer meat widgets to hire, and in a field where the main expense is personnel, that's appealing. 

Public schools don't have investors to make money from cutting teachers (though private and charter schools sure do), but for AI businesses (as with all other ed tech businesses before them) cannot help but salivate at just how huge the education market could be, a $6 million mountain just waiting to be chewed up. So education gets an endless barrage of encouragements to join the AI revolution. Don't miss out! It's inevitable! It's shiny! To teachers, the promise that it will convert them into powerful cybernetic centaurs. To managers, the promise that it will convert teachers into more compliant and manageable reverse centaurs, controlled by a panel on the screen in your office. 

And both snookered, because an AI can't do a teacher's job. "Don't worry," the boosters say. "There will always be a human in the loop." Of course there will be--because AI can't do a teacher's job. The important question is whether the AI will serve the teachers or be served by them. As a teacher in the classroom being pushed to incorporate AI ("C'mon! It's so shiny!!"), you should be asking whether the tech will be empowering you and giving you new teacher arms of steel, or will it be converting you to some fleshy support for a piece of tech. 

Right now, far more pressure is being put on the Be A Fleshy Appendage side of the discussion. Here's hoping teachers find the strength to stand up to that pressure.

Oh, and a side point that I learned in Doctorow's article that's worth remembering the next time a company wants to offer AI-generated materials--  the courts have repeatedly ruled that AI-generated materials cannot be copyrighted (because they aren't human-made). 



Friday, December 5, 2025

OK: That Anti-Trans Essay and OSU's Shame

Samantha Fulnecky tried to bullshit her way through an assignment and got called out on it. Now she would like to raise the holiest of hells.

Discussion about the Oklahoma State University junior's failing grade has exploded in one more wave of right wingers complaining that they are the victims of oppression. Here's the break down of what actually happened in this bullshit flap, plus all the distractions that have been tossed into the mix.

Oklahoma State University graduate teaching assistant Mel Curth gave the assignment. Curth’s assignment asked students to write 650-word reaction papers “demonstrating that you read the assigned article, and [including] a thoughtful reaction to the material presented in the article,” according to the assignment instructions circulating online. “Possible approaches to reaction papers include: 1. A discussion of why you feel the topic is important and worthy of study (or not). 2. An application of the study or results to your own experiences.”

As a long time English teacher, I recognize the critical part of this assignment-- "demonstrating that you read the assigned article." We have all done this; you want the student to actually do the assigned reading, so you assign some sort of response requiring the student to show that they actually read the article.

Fulnecky didn't meet that requirement (her text is included in this article). Teachers will recognize the sort of constructions she used. "This article is very thought-provoking and caused me to thoroughly evaluate the idea of gender and the role it plays in our society." Later she refers to "articles like this," but the only specific reference is to a mention of peer teasing. There is no direct reference to the piece she was supposed to have read. 

When giving my students an assignment to write in response to a work, I would tell them to be specific. "If I could not guess what work you are writing about based on the references in your essay, then you have not been specific enough." Fulnecky utterly fails on that count. Nor does she offer any sorts of support for her statements. That's not strictly a requirement of the assignment, but it is a reasonable expectation of a college junior majoring in psychology. 

The bulk of the essay is anti-trans screed and assertion that right-wing christianist Biblical conservatism. It includes charges of being "demonic" and the assertion that bullying is actually a good thing. 

Curth told Fulnecky, "Please note that I am not deducting points because you have certain beliefs, but instead I am deducting points for you posting a reaction paper that does not answer the questions for this assignment, contradicts itself, heavily uses personal ideology over empirical evidence in a scientific class, and is at times offensive" and goes on to push back on some of Fulnecky's assertions about gender, and while I get the desire to correct someone who has wandered way out past the weeds in a science-based course, life would have been simpler for Curth to simply say, "You didn't address the assignment at all. F."

Curth is trans, and we will probably never know if Fulnecky was simply trying to bait Curth in order to create a narrative about evil college professors oppressing poor christianists. But Fulnecky immediately looped in Turning Point USA. Governor Kevin Stitt, and former education dudebro Ryan Walters.

Oh, and also her mother, Kristi Fulnecky. Mom is an attorney who has, among other things, defended two January 6 insurrectionists. She's a right wing podcaster who served in politics, including a stint in combat with local government when they went after her for taxes owed because she operated a business without a license; just a political witch hunt, she claimed. During the height of the pandemic, she sued over mask mandates and sued Springfield Public Schools over their hybrid re-opening plan. As a local councilwoman, she regularly blocked anyone who corrected her. She apparently is also good at threatening legal-ish letters

In other words, Mom has fully mastered the art of aggressive victimhood.

So maybe Samantha Fulnecky is really upset about her grade. Or maybe she is launching a career in the moral panic industry (she's already made it to Fox).

But meanwhile, Oklahoma State University has shamed itself by benching Curth and ensuring "no academic harm to the student from the graded assignments." Meanwhile, all the usuals are praising Fulnecky's armor of God and touting this is as an example of evil professors oppressing conservatives and Governor Stitt found it all "deeply concerning."

Lord knows what Fulnecky plans to do with her degree, but maybe she won't need it if she cashes in on the right wing outrage circuit. Maybe she's just an apple that fell right next to the tree. In the meantime, I know Oklahoma State University is in Oklahoma, but surely they can do better than bending to this kind of baloney. 


Thursday, December 4, 2025

Glenn Beck's Patriotic AI Zombie

Well, something like this was inevitable.

The AI zombie market has been growing steadily. Schoolai caused a stir by unleashing an AI avatar of Anne Frank for classrooms as just one of their offerings of zombie historical figures for schools. In fact, there are now more outfits offering AI avatars for student use than I can even delve into here. Some are especially terrible; Wisdom of the Ages lets you chat (text only) with some big names of history, and within the first sentence, the Einstein avatar was talking about "he" rather than "I." Their "Adolph Hitler" also lapsed quickly into third person. Humy offers a Hello History app that promises all sorts of "engaging historical simulations" and an "in-depth and personal interaction with the historical figure of your choice." And don't forget the company that offers you the chance to take a writing class taught by a dead author. 

Then there's this horrifying ad from 2wai that promises to keep zombie Grandma around so that generations of your family can enjoy her. 



Good lord. And that's just one of many examples of the AI of Dead Relatives. I'm not sure what is worse-- the idea of dragging Grandma out of the grave or the idea that a few lines of code and some scanned letters and (2wai promises) a three minute conversation are all that's needed to capture a person's essence. No, actually, the worst part is that this encourages to understand that other people are only "real" to the extent that we perceive them and they reflect our expectations of them. These are simulations that amount to us speaking to our own reflections, empty images with no inner lives of their own. Simulacrums that exist only to provide us with an experience; voices that are silent except to speak to us. What the heck does that say about how we related to Grandma while she was alive?

Into this field of the damned comes Glenn Beck. 

Beck claims to have the "largest private collection of American founding documents in the world, surpassed only by the Library of Congress and the National Archives in Washington, D.C." And now Beck has plans for those documents, and they don't involve handing them over to a museum. Instead, on January 5, 2026, he will launch the Glenn and Tania Beck Foundation for American History, a privately funded trust, to make his collection of over a million documents accessible to everyone. 

It's the "next phase" of his career (post The Blaze), his "next disruption" and "creative venture." His foundation has created "the first independent, proprietary, AI-driven American historical library." It will come complete with its own AI zombie librarian named George, "built from the writings of George Washington himself. The writings of the Founders. The thousands of sermons that they heard from their church pulpits. The books that they -- they read. And the principles they lived by."

George is going to teach you the Real Truth, Beck promises. In fact, he guarantees that his AI will generate everything without hallucination or bias, which you might think is absolutely impossible for an AI (because it is), but Beck assures us that George is "contained within a secure, isolated server, where every document is memorized verbatim." Is there any other way that documents are stored on a hard drive?
This is not ChatGPT. This is not Wikipedia. This is verified, factual, memorized, first source truth.

Beck says that George will teach the Constitution, the Federalist papers, the civics. Beck says this project "will change EVERYTHING about education." George will counteract all those lies your teacher taught you. It's a proprietary AI database that will permanently preserve "the physical evidence of America's soul." 

There are at least two possibilities. One is that George will be a Washington-lite AI zombie that will, in fact, hallucinate and spew bias just like any other AI because Beck doesn't know what he's talking about. The other is that George has taken an old version of Jeeves and slapped a tri-corner hat on him, and that this is just a digital library with a search function because Beck doesn't understand AI, but he knows that it's a hot marketing term right now.

At least three outfits claim to have worked on an AI Zombie George Washington (here, here, and here) and they are all pretty much baloney. It makes sense that AI hucksters are going to go after the low-hanging fruit of public domain persons for zombiefication, and it makes sense that Beck, a seasoned patriotic grifter, would follow that path.

But boy is this shit a bummer, because Beck is going to wave his Giant Library around and convince a bunch of suckers that he can tell them the Real Truth about our nation's founders with even more unearned authority than he already deploys. But if AI zombies are good for anything, it's grift, and we had better steel ourselves for more of it. And please, God, keep it out of our children's classrooms.


School Sports

I am not a sports guy. I played some playground league softball way back in the day, and that's about it for competitive team sports. I'm married to a former collegiate swimmer who used to do triathlons and marathons, and the board of directors really loves cross country. For years, one of my extra jobs at my school was announcing football games, and I was a big supporter of all our teams, especially those in which my own students were involved.

NW PA is sports territory. We start them early and take them seriously (and not always in a developmentally appropriate way). We've had arguably disproportionate success for a district our size-- state-level contending teams, players who went on to college and pro success. My school loved a good pep rally, and I nudged even my most non-sporty students toward approaching these gatherings with an open mind. I've always thought school spirit (which around here is mostly focused through sports) is a way to practice being part of something bigger than yourself.

These days, I have concerns.

High school sports have been transforming for the past couple of decades, driven by parents who see sports as a service provided for them to get their child a scholarship (and maybe fame and fortune). You can see the effects in the trouble getting officials to work events and in how few coaches are now from outside the teaching staff. There are certainly non-teacher coaches who do good work, but non-teacher coaches too often don't grasp that 1) they are teaching students and 2) that these students have lives outside of their sport. 

Some of this intensity seems to be trickling down from college and pro sports. My daughter graduated from Penn State, and I have other family that went to Pitt, so I'm familiar with what fairly... intense... fandom looks like. One of my nephews is a Penn State grad and sports writer who still covers his alma mater and posts like this one show he has kept his perspective. But goodness, do some fans take their college and pro teams very seriously.

And while I'm not sure the intensity has changed, I think how I feel about it in this moment has shifted.

Sports love is very much a tribal thing. Decades ago one of our football captains stood up in a pep rally and declared "I hate [rival's name] because... because... they're [rival's name]." He still gets grief about it, but it's actually nice shorthand, more honest that trying to pretend that [rival's name] has some sort of odious quality.

Which is the way it usually works. You pick out That Team You Hate and declare that they have That Detestable Trait that makes it okay to hate them. You love and support your team, sometimes to the point that you excuse terrible behavior by team members. You go way past loyalty and make the team a critical part of your identity to the point that any that attacks the team attacks you. 

Thing is, we are living through a demonstration of how tribalism can be bad for a nation. What is MAGA except a team in the game of socio-political sports with the most rabid fan base ever? We're not supposed to inject any nuanced reality into the discussion of their team's honored icons (Dear Leader, a certain version of US history) and we aren't supposed to acknowledge any nuanced positive aspects of the teams they hate (LGBTQ, immigrants). 

So I'm not really enjoying the tribalism of sports these days. It no longer seems like a harmless diversion over inconsequential contests. It seems too much like a mirror of the kind of toxic tribalism that is seeping into every aspect of US life, and I'd just rather not.

I was a band guy. Something I would tell band members or sports-involved students when they seemed a little into the Hate That Team groove was this-- Out there, when you're doing your thing at this event, those people on the other side are the only people in that place who really understand what you go through to do what you do. Not the fans, not the people screaming for you to "Kick those @!##%^'s asses." 

I'm not arguing excessive sports fanning is remotely a cause of the current tribalism cursing our nation. But I am suggesting that the worst kind of sports fandom echoes the worst kind of politics, and maybe we want to be a little more thoughtful about the kind of sportsthusiasm that we foster in young humans. If sports are supposed to build character-- well, as a nation we are suffering from a bit of character deficiency and maybe we should keep that in mind. 

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

FL: Schools of Hope and Charter Property Grab

Florida is implementing a whole new way for charter schools to hoover up taxpayer dollars.

Schools of Hope started out in 2017 (the bill originally called them "Schools of Success" but someone must have decided against overpromising). The idea was the ultimate in targeting struggling public schools; the idea is that when you find a school that is struggling, you don't give them additional resources or support, but instead pay some charter school to come into the neighborhood. 

The scheme was cooked up by then-House Speaker Richard Corcoran and then-Rep. Manny Diaz, two long-time opponents of public education in Florida. And they got some help-- according to Gary Fineout, an AP reporter who has covered many Florida crazy-pants education stories:

Rep. Michael Bileca, a Miami Republican and chairman of the House Education Committee, said legislators met with charter school operators and asked what it would take for them to set up schools in the neighborhoods now served by traditional public schools. He said one answer was that they needed help paying for new buildings to house the school.

Emphasis mine-- we'll come back to that. Cathy Boehme of the Florida Education Association pointed out the obvious:

You are saying funding matters. You're saying good strategies matter. And then you turn around and keep those strategies from schools that you could save from these turnaround options.

Yup. "We've found schools that need help," said the legislature. "Let's give that help to someone else!"

However, Schools of Hope did not take off. Florida was hoping to attract national charter chain action, but it turns out that national charter chains understand that in neighborhoods where public schools struggle, charter schools will also struggle (see also: sad story of Tennessee's Achievement School District). The League of Women Voters attributes the program's struggles to four factors:
  • Facility costs remained prohibitive even with 25% loan caps and state subsidies  
  • Building schools from scratch takes years of planning, approval, and construction 
  • Local opposition emerged in some communities skeptical of outside operators 
  • Easier markets existed elsewhere for charter operators seeking expansion
The legislature, more interested in nursing the charter industry than the public school system, tried modifying the law. They expanded the range of public schools that could trigger Schools of Hope, both in terms of school achievement and location. They threw more money at the program.

It still wasn't enough.

So this year, the Florida State Board of Education just went ahead and changed the rules. 

Remember that problem with getting new buildings up and running. Fixed! Colocation! Now districts must provide "underused, vacant, or surplus" facilities to SOH charters. No rent, no lease, no cost, and districts can't refuse. However, the district must provide building maintenance, custodial services, food service, and transportation. And as long as the facilities are "underused," the district has no say.

"Underused" is a big problem here. There's an administrative rule in the state code that defines "fully used" roughly as "no unused student seats," but that's not much help at all. Intermittent or irregular use? And there's a whole world of other programs that serve students in schools. As Education Matters in Manatee points out
[P]erhaps on an Excel spreadsheet (page 2 of 4 is shown below), a classroom housing six or seven students, one teacher, and several aides may appear to be “underutilized” - but it isn’t. It is in fact providing essential services to some of the most vulnerable citizens of our county.
Imagine you and some neighbors have a regular car pool to work. You share gas expenses, even pool money for a morning cup of coffee. Then one day another neighbor says, "I see you've got a spare seat in the car. I'm going to sit in it and you're going to drive me to work." The seat's not really empty, you reply-- most days we put the stuff we take to work there, and on Tuesdays we take Pat's mom to the doctor. "Don't care," says the neighbor. "You have to take me." Will you chip in for gas money? "No way," says the neighbor. "Also, you're going to buy me donuts and coffee every morning."

If this sounds like a sweet deal for charter operators, well, they agree. Dozens of charter operators have informed a public district that they want the district to fork over the space (WFTV9 pegs the number at 60, but that total appears to be a moving target-- Miami Times Online reports almost 700 "Give us your space" letters going out to school districts). 

And now that the rules have changed--Schools of Hope no longer target just low-performing schools, but any school with mysterious "underused" space-- many of the schools that are being targeted are A and B rated schools, which is swell for charters, because that's the market they want to tap anyway. Schools of Hope were launched with all sorts of florid grandstanding ("No longer will we rob children of dignity and hope. Now every single child will be afforded an opportunity of a world class education.," said Corcoran in 2017). Now charter operators can skip right past those challenging schools and head for the more profitable neighborhoods. Once again, school choice is really school's choice.

Sure enough, here comes Eva Moskowitz and Success Academy to cash in on Schools of Hope. Success has perfected the art of creaming families that will fit in-- none of this "every single child will be afforded an opportunity" baloney for Eva. Backed by $50 million from Citadel CEO Ken Griffin, she's looking to set up shop in Miami-Dade, a move that would have been expensive before the state figured out how to give her facility space (and food service and transportation) for free. In return she gets to pick and choose the most agreeable students from a market that didn't include any low-performing schools under the original definition. 

SOH present an assortment of problems on the ground--what, for instance, happens in a building where the public school staff and the charter school hours don't match up? Cafeteria time? Can schedules be worked out to manage students passing and mingling in the halls? 

And what the heck happens if the public school enrollment grows and they need some of the space back? The law doesn't appear to have any clue (perhaps because Florida legislators are focused on gutting public schools, not building them. 

A Success rep says this will be great for the public school because the co-located school will get increased state aid because of increased head count in the building. I wouldn't bet on it. Meanwhile, the charter gets to double dip-- the state hands over taxpayer dollars so that the charter can operate a school, but at the same time, the public school has to carry some of the costs of operating the charter school. 

And somehow, the party of small government is once again stomping on local control. The members of the community have no say, no voice, in whether or not the charter becomes a squatter in their public school building, and no say in how the charter operates inside that taxpayer-owned building.

What do they get? Hard to say. The results of Schools of Hope are, so far, not particularly amazing and in many cases have been outstripped by public schools that work with the same demographics. SOH charters are not subject to the same sorts of penalties for low performance that public schools suffer. No School of Hope operators have lost their designation because of their low academic performance. But beyond that, much is mysterious because Florida does not collect information about students at SOH charters-- not which groups are represented nor which attendance zones they came from. You would think that a program supposedly aimed at rescuing poor high-risk students would collect data about whether or not those students were being rescued, but no. 

If you're in Florida and want more information, I recommend the website schoolsofnope.org  and the recent report from the League of Women Voters. If you aren't in Florida, watch for this manner of picking taxpayer pockets in your state. 

It's Not About Freedom

You may have seen this meme floating about--












It's a pretty thought, but here's the problem. A bunch of people are going to look at this and think, "Well, I can already put my kids through college without debt, always have access to good health care, and get sick without going broke." These are the same folks who can always have access to good schools for their children, who never worry about affording food or shelter. If being free from fear is freedom, these folks feel pretty free already.

So their question is not, "How can we all be free like the Norwegians," but instead, "Why should I have to pay so that Those People can enjoy my kind of freedom? I deserve it, but what have they done to deserve the kind of power and privilege to which I am so rightly entitled?"

Taxpayer-funded school choice vouchers are not about empowering parents or unleashing parental rights. States have created laws that prioritize a private school's ability to charge what they wish, teach what they wish, exclude who they wish over any family's "right" to choose. "School choice" advocates have taken none of the steps needed to create an actual school choice system. 

Vouchers are about getting the government out of the education business and, by doing so, also get government out of the work of equity. Vouchers are about telling every family, "Your kid's education is now your problem, and nobody else's. Society has washed its hands of you. Good luck."

You can see the same philosophy in action in Trump's health care "plan"-- give the money to the consumers instead of the insurance companies and let the people go find their own health care with "health care savings accounts." It took him a whole decade to come up with what is essentially a school voucher plan for health care. Will your health care voucher be enough to get you the health care you needs, and couldn't you get more buying power by pooling your resources with others? Doesn't matter, because as RFK Jr repeatedly suggests that if you live right, you won't need health care that you can't afford (and if you end up dying, you deserved that, too-- hooray eugenics). 

Social safety net? Unnecessary. Just make good choices. If you do need help, get it from a church (which may not be equipped to help everyone, but may be well equipped to judge who deserves help and who does not).

The idea simmering under school choice and now bubbling up all around us is simple-- Why should I have to help take care of other people (particularly people of whom I disapprove, people who are not like me)? 

"Freedom" is a pretty word for dressing policies of abandonment. It gets traction because there is such a thing as levels of bureaucracy that can bind us in frustrating ways. But pretending that "freedom" is living life without any help or support but your own is myopic. "I saw that the car had spun off the road and slammed into a tree and I didn't want to take away the passenger's freedom to save themselves."

The freedom being advocated for is "freedom for me" or "freedom for those who deserve it." Or maybe "freedom from worrying about anyone else." It's the freedom that comes in a society that assumes that some people matter more than others, that all humans are not, in fact, created equal. We can do better than that. 




Tuesday, December 2, 2025

CBS Covers Florida Charter Schools

Well, look at that! Someone in the mainstream media noticed some of the very things about how charter schools operate that some of us have been talking about for over a decade. Charter school owners hire their own companies to make bank from taxpayer dollars??!! I am shocked! Shocked!!

Watch this segment, which includes Bruce Baker, one of the Institute's favorite school funding experts. Plus a look at Erika Donalds, Florida's leading school choice grifter. 



NH: Less Transparency for Vouchers

Turns out the New Hampshire taxpayer-funded voucher program would rather that people not be able to see details of how their money is spent. So much for transparency.

Last April, when the legislature was hearing testimony about its proposed plan to make New Hampshire's taxpayer funded vouchers open to any and all comers, Patty Long, a Peterborough resident who opposed the bill, testified that she had actually called one of the vendors listed on the state report. Were people really getting $750 piano lessons? Nope. They were buying pianos.

This year, the Concord Monitor published a five part series looking at how the money for the state's vouchers were spent (New Hampshire calls them Education Freedom Accounts). Their reporter, Jeremy Margolis, dug through the then-transparent database to find that, for instance, 90% of the taxpayer dollars used for tuition went to private religious schools, and that a quarter of all the taxpayer-funded tuition dollars went to just five schools. In 2022-23, families spent $520,000 – or about one-seventh of all money that did not go to private schools – on extra-curriculars-- $46,000 at area ski mountains, $35,000 at martial arts schools, and $16,000 at equestrian facilities. They took a fascinating look at how the vouchers touched off a firestorm of debate in the homeschooling community, and broke down competing estimates of the full cost of universal taxpayer-funded vouchers (the last two didn't involve the database, but they are still great reportage).

But if Margolis tried to do that same reportage now, he'd be stumped. Because Kate Baker Demers, the executive director of the Children’s Scholarship Fund, decided to hide a bunch of the information about what money was being spent on which vendors. CSF is the business that manages the voucher money for the state (because for voucher programs you need an extra bureaucratic layer to allow you to pretend that it's legal to spend taxpayer dollars to fund private religious schools). 

“We learned that some individuals may have been misusing these reports to contact or harass small providers, or to question them about students and their activities,” Baker Demers said. “If true, this behavior is deeply concerning and could even be viewed as a form of stalking.”
This is baloney on a couple of levels. First, the state already has a full list of eligible vendors where voucher families can spend their pile of taxpayer dollars, so in terms of saving participating providers from being revealed, this does nothing. Anyone with a desire education service providers (because that's certainly a real thing) can still get all the information they need to stalk away. At the same time, voucher users who want to see basic market info about which vendors are popular are now denied that information. 

Second, what it does is prevent taxpayers from seeing where the money they paid is being spent. "You are not allowed to see where your tax dollars went," would not be tolerated coming from, say, actual public schools, and it should not be tolerated here.

This turns out to be one of the attendant problems of voucher systems. Most are built with barely any safeguards in place to insure that taxpayer education dollars are well spent, and so when word starts to get out about where those dollars are going, the voucher crowd gets embarrassed and/or cranky (see Arizona for extensive examples). 

CSF has no business telling taxpayers and the press that they can't know where the money is going. A voucher program that depends on operating with little or no transparency is waving a big fat red flag about financial shenanigans and legislative irresponsibility, and the people who aren't going to be bothered include the ones who believe the taxpayer-funded voucher system is working exactly as they want it to. 

Monday, December 1, 2025

Trump Is Not Sending Education Back To The States

The continued dismantling of the federal Department of Education is both a con and a lie, one more piece of a quilt of patchwork policies all built around a simple idea-- some people are better than others, and the uppity lessers really ought to learn their place. And the rhetoric being used to sell the dismantling is a lie.

The over-simplified version of the department's origin comes in two parts. First, Congress created some major funding streams meant to level the playing field for students and families, and with those funding streams, some civil rights laws to make sure states leveled their own playing fields for schooling and education. Second, Jimmy Carter, who had promised a cabinet-level ed department (and who wanted to be re-elected) proposed the department as a way to collect, organize, and administer the various policies.

The department's job was never supposed to be to determine what an excellent education should be. It was supposed to make sure that whatever a good education was presumed to be in your state, everybody got one. So even if a child was presumed to be a poor Lesser, a future meat widget, a child whose special needs made them harder to educate-- no matter what, the district and state were supposed to have the resources to meet the challenge. The quality of a child's education was not supposed to depend on their zip code. 

This does not fit well with the current regime's conception of civil rights, a conception rooted in the notion that the only oppressed group in this country is white guys, or their conception of democracy, a conception rooted in the notion that some people really are better than others and therefor deserve more power and privilege. (Nor does the regime love the idea of loaning people money for college and not collecting it).

So they've undone the second step of the department's creation, and parceled out a bunch of programs to other departments, a move that philosophically advances the idea that education has no point or purpose in and of itself, but exists only to serve other interests.

For example, as Jennifer Berkshire points out, now that the Department of Labor exists to serve the interests of bosses, its interest in education centers on producing more compliant meat widgets to serve boss's interests. Meanwhile, the ed programs now farmed over to the Department of Health and Human Services can be reorganized around RFK Jr.'s interest in eugenics and identifying those lessers whose proper place in society is, apparently, on a slab. 

That unbundling of education programs from the department only undoes the second phase of the department's origin. But Secretary Linda McMahon's assertion that these interagency agreement will "cut through layers of red tape" or "return education to the states" is thinly sliced baloney. It's a lie.

"Instead of dealing with this government department, you will deal with this other government department" does not even remotely equal "You will now have less red tape." In fact, given that you may have to track down the correct department and then deal with people who don't have actual expertise and knowledge in education may spell even more red tape.

"We moved this from one government department to another government department" is definitely not the same as "we sent this back to the states." 

Some programs may be sent back to the states in the sense that the feds would like to zero out the budget entirely which means the states that want to continue those programs will have to create and fund the programns on their own. If you tell your kids, "I'm not making you supper tonight," I guess that's kind of like saying "I'm sending the supper program to you."

But the big ticket items, like IDEA and Title I will still be operating out of DC until such day as Congress decides to rewrite them. And given Dear Leader's shrinking political capitol, I'm not sure that gutting IDEA is high on his To Do list right now. 

Matt Barnum suggests that gutting the department is largely symbolic and that actual schools won't feel that much of a difference. On the one hand, that's true-ish. "What is less clear," Barnum writes, "is the Trump administration’s longer-term ambitions." I'm not sure that's all that mysterious. The far right's goal, often in tandem with the modernn ed reform movement, is to get government entirely out of the education business while turning education into a get-it-yourself commodity. If government is involved in education at all, it would be 1) to provide a school-shaped holding tank for the difficult students that private schools don't want and 2) to provide taxpayer funding for schools that deliver the "correct" ideological indoctrination. 

The parcelling-out of the department may only be a small step in that direction, but its long-seething right wing critics can see it as a means of shushing those annoying voices that keep bringing up rules and civil rights and stuff.

The best hope at this point is for a chance to build a new version of the department under a new administration (in an imaginary world in which the Democrats don't face plant in 2028). But one of the worst things about the department has been the irresistable urge to use those massive grants to force DC-based education ideas on states, and this attack on the department doesn't really address that problem at all. 

What this latest move clearly does not do is send education back to the states, which is, acfter all, where education esponsibility already rested. The regime may be rtying to hamstring and privatize education, but they aren't sending it anywhere. It's an unserious lie from unserious people. Stay tuned. 

Sunday, November 30, 2025

ICYMI: Pops Concert Version (11/30)


I play in a 169-year-old town band, and the day after Thanksgiving we present one of our biggest concerts of the year. It's a huge treat for us and audiences seem to enjoy it as well. It is how I wrap up the Thanksgiving holiday, though we get an extra-long weekend because here in NW PA, tomorrow is a day off from school because it's the first day of deer season. Hope your celebrations, whatever form they may take, have been pleasant as well.

Here's your reading list for the week.


ChatGPT has a teacher version now, and it stinks, Carl Hendrick points out some of the more egregious flaws (beyond, you know, using a bot to do your job).

The Quiet Collapse of Information Access

The AI School Librarian blog takes a look at some issues around access to information. Kind of scary stuff here.

EdTech companies are lobbying their way into your kids' classroom. Who's vetting them?

Well, you already know the answer, but Lily Altavena at the Detroit Free Press looks at the details.

What the Success Academy Scandal Says About the Charter School Model

Yes, there was a scandal, again, as Eva Moskowitz was caught, again, requiring her staff and students to be taxpayer-paid lobbyists for her charter chain. Ismael Loera at The Fulcrum connects the dots to the bigger picture.

Gratitude and Canned Goods—Teaching Children to Care

Nancy Flanagan considers one of those holiday traditions-- trying to get students to care about other folks and then do something about it.

The Elimination of the Professional Status of America’s Helpers!

Nancy Bailey looks at the details of the latest Trumpian kneecapping of teachers and other helping professions. Who was deprofessionalized, and what will that mean?

What to Know About Trump’s Definition of Professional Degrees

Another take on the same issue, from Jessica Blake at Inside Higher Ed. The whole thing may be a little more complicated than your social media threads make it out to be.

New Plan to Decimate U.S. Dept. of Ed. Exposes Trump Administration’s Deficient Educational Vision

Jan Resseger provides an excellent collection of reactions to and comments on the Trump plan to gut the Department of Education

The Education Department’s Forgotten Antiracist Origins

This New York Times essay from Anthony Conwright explains the history behind what the Department of Education was for in the first place. 

Teachers are outing trans students thanks to state’s new “Don’t Say Gay” law

Here's how Texas's Don't Say Gay law works out on the ground, with trans students outed and deadnamed. Greg Owen at LGBTQ Nation reports, and it's not pretty.

Souderton residents say school board’s Thanksgiving Eve appointment is a ‘lame-duck power grab’

Many conservative school board majorities were canned in the last election, but some aren't going to let a little thing like the will of the voters stand in their way.

Colleges Are Preparing to Self-Lobotomize

"After three years of doing essentially nothing to address the rise of generative AI, colleges are now scrambling to do too much." Michael Clune explains the trouble in the Atlantic.

Relationships First: A Skeptic’s Look at AI in Schools

Sue Kingery Woltanski is the skeptic, and this post offers some practical resources and questions to consider.

On artificial time

Chatbots can't wait, because they can't quite detect the passage of time. Ben Riley with more useful tech insights.

The Radical Power of Gratitude to Rewire Your Brain and Life

Thom Hartmann on research that suggests gratitude is actually good for you. 

From blast!, the who that demonstrates just how much you can do using a marching band as your building blocks.




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Thursday, November 27, 2025

Warding Off Classroom AI

There's a lot out there from folks trying and suggesting and selling ways for teachers to put their fingers in the dike holding back the allegedly inevitable AI tide. 

But I think playing AI whack-a-mole with computerized detector bots and policies designed for the express purpose of curbing chatbot cheating are not the way to go. Simply forbidding it is as effective as was the banning of Cliff Notes or Wikipedia. Numerous bots claim they can catch other bots in action; I am unconvinced and too many students have been unfairly and incorrectly accused. Trying to chase the chatbots away is simply not going to work. More than that, it is not going to help students grasp an education.

Cheating has always had its roots in a few simple factors. Students believe that success in class will be either too hard or too time-consuming for them. Students believe the stakes are too high to take a chance on failure. And students do not have a sense of the actual point of education.

I usually explain The Point like this-- education is the work of helping young humans figure out how to be more fully their best selves while working out what it means to be fully human in the world. That's a big soup with a lot of ingredients (some academic and some not), and the required ingredients vary from person to person. 

Because it's human.

As I've now said many times, AI most easily rushes into places where humanity has already been hollowed out. And unfortunately, too often that includes certain classrooms.

We've had chances to work on this before. Nancy Flanagan (and many others) tried hard to bring some attention to using the pandemic to reset schools into something better than either tradition or reform had created. But everyone (especially those in the testing industry) wanted to get back to "normal," and so we passed up that opportunity to reconfigure education. And so now here we are, facing yet another "threat" that is only threatening because we have created a system that is exceptionally vulnerable to AI.

Modern ed reform, with its test-centric data-driven outcome-based approach has pushed us even further toward classrooms that are product-centered rather than human-centered. But if class is all about the product, then AI can produce those artifacts far faster and more easily than human students. 

Carlo Rotella, an English professor at Boston College, published a New York Times piece that argues for more humantity in the humanities. He writes:
An A.I.-resistant English course has three main elements: pen-and-paper and oral testing; teaching the process of writing rather than just assigning papers; and greater emphasis on what happens in the classroom. Such a course, which can’t be A.I.-proof because that would mean students do no writing or reading except under a teacher’s direct supervision, also obliges us to make the case to students that it’s in their self-interest to do their own work.

Yup. Those the same things that I used to make my high school English class cheat-resistant for decades. Writing in particular needs to be portrayed as a basic human activity a fundamental function with lifetime utility. 

In education, it's important to understand your foundational purpose. It is so easy in the classroom to get bogged down in the daily millions of nuts and bolts decisions about what exactly to do-- which worksheet, what assignment, how to score the essay, which questions to ask, how to divide up the 43 instructional minutes today. Planning the details of a unit is hard--but it gets much easier if you know why you are teaching the unit in the first place. What's the point? I hate to quote what can be empty admin-speak, but knowing your why really does help you figure out your what and how.

If you have your purpose and your values in place, then you can assess every possible pedagogical choice based on how it serves that central purpose. The same thing is true of AI. If you know what purposes you intend to accomplish, you are prepared to judge what AI can or cannot contribute to that purpose. And if your purpose is to help young humans grow into their own humanity, then the utility of this week's hot AI tool can be judged.

Ed tech has always been introduced to classrooms ass-backwards-- "Here's a piece of tech I want you to use, somehow, so go figure out how you can work it in" instead of "Think about the education problems you are trying to solve and let me know if you think this piece of tech would help with any of them." 

But I digress. The key to an AI-resistant classroom is not a batch of preventative rules. The answer is to create a classroom with such a thoroughly human context, values, and purpose that AI is required to either provide something useful for that context, or is left out because it doesn't serve a useful purpose. The big bonus has nothing to do with AI, and everything to do with a more deliberately human approach to educating young human beings. 

Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Reformster Nostalgia And New Old Mistakes

There's been a recent uptick in reformster nostalgia, a wistfulness among Ye Reformy Olde Garde for a rosy past when there was a bipartisan consensus surrounding swell reform ideas like the free market and testing and the free market and No Child Left Behind and school choice and testing (e.g. Arne Duncan op-ed).

Mike Petrilli (Fordham Institute) has been substacking and gathering an assortment of all the old players to comment of education issues, running the gamut from A to B on various education policy debate topics, and in connection with that had a conversation over at Ed Week with Rick Hess (American Enterprise Institute) under the headline "Can School Reform Be Bipartisan Again?" Which is a question that certainly makes some assumptions, but let's take a look at what's going on.

Petrilli's stated motivation is fine. For one, he notices that substack is emerging as a way for people to scratch their writing and reading itch without having to slog through a variety of social media (some of which have become extra sloggy), and he joins a large club there (I know because I attend all the meetings myself). He also misses "the early days of Twitter and blogging, when we had robust debates about policy, tactics, and direction." Also understandable, and he explains what happened:
Unfortunately, as social media became a cesspool and the reform movement fractured along ideological lines, those conversations became full of vitriol and then largely went silent.

Sure. The ed reform coalition has always been complicated. The spine back in the day was a combo of free marketeers. social engineers, and tech/data overlords. Then Trump was elected, and then the culture wars were launched. Point to the moment when Jay Greene left academic reformsterdom and went to the Heritage Foundation and started writing pieces like "Time for the School Choice Movement to Embrace the Culture War."

It's not just that the ed reform movement became infected with Culture Panic. It's that the Culture Panic crowd is, almost without exception, a bunch of very unserious people. 

Over the past decade-plus, I've come to understand that the reformster tent is large and contains many different ideas and motivations. The reformster crowd includes folks who have some core beliefs and values that I believe are fundamentally flawed and the way to conclusions that I deeply disagree with. But they are people that I can have a conversation with, who use and receive words like their purpose is to convey meaning and not as some sort of jousting tool. 

The culture panic crowd is not serious about any of it. They are veiled and obtuse, deliberately misunderstanding what is said to them and using words as tools to manipulate and lever their desired results. They aren't serious about choice or educational quality or anything other than acquiring a dominant cultural position and personal power. There have always been some culture panic types within the reform tent (e.g. Betsy DeVos), but for half a decade they have been large and loud within the movement. "Let's use choice to encourage embettering competition" was replaced with "Get those trans kids off the track team." One of those is wrong, and one of those is simply unserious. 

Petrilli points to what he calls "reform fatigue," the result of two or three decades of hard push by reformsters. He calls it society's tendency to want the pendulum to swing back to the middle. "Eventually, the public grew tired, and the opponents of reform became more motivated than we, its defenders." 

He and Hess also point to the argument that Bush-Obama school reform was "simplistic and self-righteous," and Petrilli acknowledges the self-righteous part. Without naming Duncan, he says

I cringe when some reformers return to that self-righteous language, especially versions of “We know what works, we just need the political will to do it.” It’s a lot more complicated than that.

Petrilli also gives the movement credit for getting "big things" right, like the idea that "The American education system, with its 14,000 districts, elected school boards, and entrenched teachers’ unions, is not going to improve without external pressure." And he points to "student achievement" growing during the 1990s and 2000s, by which he actually means test scores.

Well, I think he's off the mark here. Fatigue? Simplistic? No, the reason that reform flagged was because it didn't work. Focusing on high stakes testing didn't achieve much, and most of what it did achieve was to damage school systems in numerous ways, from the narrowing of the curriculum to teaching an entire generation that the point of education is a Big Standardized Test. That and it became evident that test scores were a boon to data-grabbing tech overlords and people who simply wanted a tool for dismantling public education. 

The premise of a necessary "external pressure" is also problematic. Petrilli suggests that the pressure can come from "top-down accountability or bottom-up market competition," but I don't believe either of those will do what he imagines they will. Top-down accountability guarantees policies that are mis-interpreted as they pass down through layers of bureaucracy and which result in a compliance culture in thrall to Campbell's Law. Market competition is a terrible fit for education (see Greene's Law-- the free market does not foster superior quality; the free market fosters superior marketing). One of the bizarre fundamentals of the reform movement is the notion that educators are not doing a better job because they have not been offered the optimum combination of bribes and/or threats. 

Petrilli and Hess do not confront one of the fundamental flaws of reform, which is the notion that the Big Standardized Test is a good and effective measure of educational achievement, as if the question of how to measure something as vast and variable as the effectiveness of education is all settled. When David Brooks says that Republican states are kicking the Democrats' butts in education, all he's doing is comparing scores on a single math and reading test. As a country we have repeated this so many times that it is accepted wisdom, but the Big Standardized Test is just an emperor behind the curtain with no clothes. Will raising this student's BS Test scores give the student a better, richer, fuller, happier life than they would have had with their old lower scores? There isn't a shred of evidence for that assertion, but in the meantime, we keep pretending that a single mediocre math and reading test tells us everything we need to know about education.

Petrilli makes a passing reference to how unions never liked "testing, and especially accountability" (he has maybe forgotten their full-throated, member-opposed embrace of Common Core), which is just a rage-making assertion, because teachers and their unions have never, ever been against accountability. What they have opposed is accountability based on junk that has no connection to the work they actually do. Let's not forget that test scores soaked in VAM sauce gave us accountability measures that fluctuated wildly or that had to be run through other mechanisms in order to "evaluate" teachers via students and subjects they didn't even teach. The "accountability" created under Bush-Obama involved an awful lot of making shit up. 

Did test scores go up for a while? Sure. I was there. They went up because we learned how to align the schools to the test. Not to the education-- to the test. 

Petrilli muses about the nature of the reformster coalition, like the old one with members on the "ideological left, including Education Trust and other civil rights organizations" and I must confess that I never saw much "left" in the reform coalition. Petrilli says maybe we'll get back to a world where the parties fight over the center and then business groups and civil rights groups will become involved, and maybe, though reform has had plenty of chance to demonstrate how it can lift up minorities and the poor and it, well, didn't do that. If "populism" stays big, Petrilli muses, maybe they'll have to get involved with parents' groups and alternative teacher organizations "like the one that Ryan Walters now runs."

Well, except that would take them right back to a tent full of unserious allies who are not on the left, but are further right than Ye Old Reformy Garde. 

I'm inclined to ignore the right-left thing when it comes to ed reform. I think it's more accurate to frame the sides as pro- and anti- public education, and pro-public education voices have always been in very short supply in the reform coalition. Instead, reform positions on public education range from "Let's rebuild everything" to "Let's dismantle it and sell the parts" to "Burn it all down." 

Petrilli's smartest bit comes at the end:

For the people in the trenches, I’d encourage them to remember that student learning depends on student effort. And whenever they face a big decision related to curriculum, instruction, discipline policy, grading, AI policy, or anything else bearing on the day-to-day realities of schools, they should ask themselves: Is this going to make it easier or harder for my teachers to motivate their students to work hard and thus to learn?

This is actually pretty good, and it points to my suggestion for the imaginary new revived ed reformster coalition.

Include some actual teachers. 

I get there is a challenge here. In the same way that policy wonks and bureaucrats don't have real on-the-ground knowledge of teaching, teachers don't have real on-the-ground knowledge of policy wonkage and promotion. But ed reform continually misses the viewpoint of the people who have to actually implement policy ideas. 

Ye Olde Reformy Garde has come a distance since the days when they were hugely dismissive of teachers. Many have caught on to the fact that maybe deliberately alienating the people who have to implement your policy ideas is a poor choice. Maybe, just maybe, they've deduced, most teachers are in the profession because they really want to do a good job, and not because they are lazy sinecure-seeking slackers. 

But reformsters still miss the actual aspect of how their ideas play out on the ground, and those insights could save everyone a great deal of time. 

And no-- all those education reform leaders who spent two years with Teach For America do not count. Two years is bupkis; a real teacher is barely clearing her career throat after two years. 

Would working teachers just defend the current system so fiercely that no reform could happen? Of course not-- walk into any school in the country and the teachers there could tell you ten things about their system that should be fixed. Would teachers support accountability? Of course-- if it were real and realistic. Teachers have a powerful desire to teach next door and downstream from other teachers who are doing a good job. 

Lord knows I have no nostalgia for the old days of reform, when every year brought new policies that, from my perspective, ranged from misguided all the way to ethically and educationally wrong. Neither am I nostalgic for the days before modern reform. Public education has always needed to improve, and it always will, because it is a human enterprise. 

It would be great to have a reformy movement based on asking the question "How can we make schools better," but way too much of the reformster movement has been about asking "How can we get free market activity injected into the public school system" with answers ranging from "inject market based school choice" all the way to "blow it all up." It has marked itself by and large as an anti-public school movement since the moment that the A Nation At Risk folks were told their report had to show that public schools were failing and we were subjected to decades of pounding into the "common knowledge" that American schools are failing. And if the reform movement wants to revive itself, I suggest they start by owning all of that. 

We could have school choice, if that was what we really wanted, and we could have it without the segregation effects, the inefficiency and wasting of taxpayer dollars, without the pockets of really terrible education, without the instability of bad amateur players, without, in short, all the effects we get by trying to create free market school choice (I've explained how elsewhere).  But the reformster movement has long seemed far more interested in the Free Market part than the Improving Education part. They have spent forty years explaining that public education is failing because that's the justification for going Free Market (and national standards and high stakes testing) and yet it turns out that none of those things have been particularly helpful at all.

I do sense a new trend in Ye Reformy Olde Garde, and it's there in Petrilli's last paragraph-- a focus on policies "bearing on the day-to-day realities of schools." It's a good choice which might yield some productive discussions, particularly if those discussions are expanded to include people beyond the A to B gamut, because I know where you can find about 3 or 4 million people who are familiar with those day-to-day realities. 

Sunday, November 23, 2025

Grok Hilarious Fiasco Is A Serious Reminder

Grok is the Elon Musk version of AI, a chatbot that is supposed to be less woke. But lately it has also been a hilarious Elon Musk fanboy that will always tout the awesomeness of its owner.

It has boasted that Musk is "among the top 10 minds in history, rivaling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton." Also, he would beat Mike Tyson in a fight. Bruce Lee, too. Given the choice between Musk, Peyton Manning and Ryan Leaf in an NFL draft, Grok said, "Elon Musk, without hesitation." Musk is lean and muscular with extensive martial arts training, says Grok. Given the choice between switching off Musk's brain and wiping out the entire nation of Slovakia, Grok would vaporize Slovakia.

And that's before we get to ruder stuff, like Grok's assertion that Musk could be the best in all of human history at drinking piss and performing blow jobs. 

People started goading Grok with prompts like those asking Grok to praise Musk's ideas that he didn't actually have (e.g. historical theory about England's break with the Catholic church). At this point it's such a popular game that I'm not even sure if other examples are real, like Musk could be raised from the dead faster and more efficiently than Jesus-- but it sure seems they could be. Musk's crew, for its part, has been scrubbing away the brown-nosing Grokspeak, and Musk himself posted on X that “Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me. For the record, I am a fat [expletive].”

This is all a reasonably hilarious reminder of how over-the-top lying can get, as well as a look at how tragic it can be coming from someone who has more than enough resources to feel that he is--and has--enough. 

But it is also a reminder that one of the oldest computer principles still applies to one of the newest advanced technologies--

GIGO. Garbage In, Garbage Out.

Decades ago we used to hear those words as reminder that you have to be careful about what you feed your program because otherwise it will give back junk. Nowadays, we have to confront another aspect of GIGO-- when the people in charge of the program feed it garbage on purpose.

It was enough of a signal when Musk announced that he would make Grok "less woke," but now we've got a demonstration of how deliberately unmoored a chatbot can be, and not just because it's in its nature to make shit up, but because it can be "adjusted" to make shit up to fit a particular bias. 

I am daily frustrated by people who have fallen into the notion that AI chatbots are somehow paragons of objectivity that scan the web for the best evidence, weigh it logically, and deliver an unadulterated evaluation of the some total of human knowledge on whatever you have asked. They aren't, and they don't, and, in fact, you can "adjust" them so that they will always tell you that a certain man-baby is the most awesome human being to walk the earth--literally. 

Understand that this particular Elon-centric "adjustment" is so over the top that almost nobody would mistake it for an objective True answer. But you must ask yourself-- how many more subtle and less obviously bonkers "adjustments" could be made to the program that would not be obvious to you at all?

Even if you are deliberately trying to create an unbiased program, you will fail, because your own biases are reflected in everything that you "understand" about the world and what is in it. The notion that you can build a machine out of your biased pieces of mental lumber and come up with a house that is perfectly square is silly (also, the idea that perfectly square is how to build a house is yet another bias).

On the other hand, if you would like to build an AI chatbot machine that was biased in your preferred direction--well, that is totally achievable. It might take some practice to build the bias in subtly enough that you don't get caught, but with a little practice on top of huge amounts of wealth and compliant underlings, I'll bet you can get there.

We've talked a lot about AI as plagiarism machines and bullshit extruders and cognitive automaters, but we should be sure to include high-powered lie generators on that same list. Because as long as humans are on one end of the machine accepting output as an objective representation of reality and powerful folks are on the other end scripting the objective reality they would prefer, we are looking at some toxic high-tech GIGO.

ICYMI: Health Care System Edition (11/23)

My 92-year-old mother has spent most of this week in the hospital, and as always when I encounter the health care universe, part of me wonders how the hell people who don't have A) decent insurance, B) relatively easy access to a health care facility, and C) someone who can spend days sitting with them in the room, keeping them company, and translating and advocating-- I mean, my mother has all of those things, and it's still not super-easy. What the hell hope do people without those resources have? What a screwed-up system we have in this country, and yet some people insist on defending it avidly (and some other people would like to change the education system to more closely resemble it). 

So it's been a week here and it's not over, and if the blog has seemed a little quiet, that's why. I love you all, but I love my mom more. But I still have some pieces for you to read. 

School voucher confidential: Yes, the other parents are talking about you

Austin Gelder and Elizabeth L. Cline at Arkansas Times get commentary from a bunch of actual Arkansas parents about the state's voucher program. Nice change of pace, that, and not nearly as snotty as the headline might lead you to believe.

Learning with AI falls short compared to old-fashioned web search

Shiri Melumad has done some actual research indicating that people get more knowledge from a Google search than they do from an AI summary. And isn't that a low bar to fail to clear.

Are States Equipped to Track Students’ Paths From Classroom to Career?

Evie Blad at EdWeek asks many questions about the cradle to career data pipeline-- but not the most important one which is "Should we do this?" Informative yet awful.

RIP Department of Education

Jennifer Berkshire explains how education policies will be handled by the Department of the Boss.

‘Selling off the Department of Education for parts’: The agency’s major overhaul faces fierce backlash

If you want some official reactions to the news, 19th News has them.

I’ve already seen the impact from Charlotte’s Border Patrol surge

Juston Parmenter writes an op-ed for the Charlotte Observer (yes, that Charlotte) about the effects of the border patrol incursion. (Spoiler alert: the effects are not good).

Wall Street Is Paywalling Your Kids’ Sports

From The Lever, by Luke Goldstein. Turns out private equity has found yet another turnip to squeeze. And it includes not allowing you take recordings of your own child playing the sport.

Ohio is passing a law about a school exam question - A strange story behind a testing fiasco

When the Big Standardized Test screws up, does it take the state legislature to fix it? Ohio is working on the question.


Thomas Ultican notices that Erik Hanushek is out making wacky predictions again. What he's saying, and why you can safely ignore him.

Uncredible! ASD Debunks AG Cox’s Hillsdale Allegations, Citing Bishop-Era Policy

Continued noise and kerfluffle from the far right over Hillsdale pamphlets handed out in Anchorage schools.


Second part of a Jan Resseger series. It includes a link to Part I if you missed that, which you should,

Open Enrollment/Predator Schools

Andru Volinsky explains the trouble unleashed in New Hampshire by a state supreme court decision that facilitates an ALEC open enrollment scheme.

What is going on in Florida?

A lot, and almost all of it is unprincipled, anti-public education, and ugly (but not all of it). Sue Kingery Woltanski has the rundown, including the part where someone wants all public schools converted to a classical education. Plus the part where the state voucher system made $270 million go missing.

In Florida school wars, are locals finally pushing back?

Well, we can hope. Column by John Hill in Tampa Bay Times.

State Spending on Public School Students Lowest since 1997

That's the year they started voucherizing education. Ohio continues to shaft public school students, and Stephen Dyer has the numbers.

Federal judge rules law requiring display of Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms unconstitutional

This really shouldn't be news, but here we are-- no, you can't inflict your own particular religion on all school students.

Tennessee parents sue to stop voucher program

Opening shots fired. We'll see where the courts land on this one.

AI Suckage Round-up

An awful lot of news related to the awfulness of AI and its unfitness for education. Here we go--

‘We could have asked ChatGPT’: students fight back over course taught by AI

As I've repeatedly argued, you can't expect students to feel as if they should make an honest human effort when the people in charge of the course won't

AI Companies Are Treating Their Workers Like Human Garbage, Which May Be a Sign of Things to Come for the Rest of Us

Indeed. Joe Wilkins at Futurism

A general understanding of the human

Ben Riley hits several points, including classroom tech.

OpenAI Blocks Toymaker After Its AI Teddy Bear Is Caught Telling Children Terrible Things

Frank Landymore at Futurism says that at least OpenAI knew enough to pull the plug on sex fetishj instructions for children.

The résumé is dying, and AI is holding the smoking gun

See also: college recommendation letters.

The Great AI Bubble

Carole Cadwaller, the woman who used a TED talk to call Sam Altman a data rapist, explains the AI bubble and the economic disaster it will unleash.

The more that people use AI, the more likely they are to overestimate their own abilities

Ther's now some nifty research suggesting that AI will make your Dunning-Kruger problem even worse. "ChatGPT explained it to me, so now I am a freaking expert!!"

I started putting a music video into each of these weekly roundups because these days we can surely use a reminder about some of the nice, even beautiful, things that we humans create beyond policy arguments and political detritus. These are pieces of music I like, some for ages, and some newly discovered. Recommendations are welcomed. This week, it's Zak Abel, a performer I know nothing about, but I do like his song.



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