Friday, July 25, 2025
In Praise of Extruding AI
Wednesday, July 23, 2025
Charters and Miracle Shrinkage
Monday, July 21, 2025
MAGA Gunning For NEA
Sunday, July 20, 2025
ICYMI: Just Hangin' In Edition (7/20)
28 Bills, Ten Commandments and 1 Source: A Christian Right ‘Bill Mill’
SC schools can hire noncertified teachers under new law
South Carolina once had a great program for convincing students to pursue teaching, but now they're joining the crowd that figures any warm body can do the job just fine.
Friday, July 18, 2025
OK: More Woke Panic (Less Food)
Last year, Oklahoma families were slapped with a staggering $42 million bill for school meals—on top of their taxes—while administrators pocketed a 14% salary hike. This isn’t just incompetence; it’s a betrayal of our kids and communities. “Oklahoma taxpayers are being triple-taxed to cover lunches while bureaucrats fatten their wallets,” said State Superintendent Ryan Walters. “We need less administrators in our schools. We need to get taxpayers dollars to the students, not to grow bureaucracy.”
Yes, that should be "fewer" bureaucrats. But I have to say, his "solution" to this "problem" is very "creative." Walters has directed school districts to fully fund school lunches with their own money (which is somehow different from taxpayer money because reasons?) and if they can't submit a plan to do so, then "the OSDE will suggest cost-cutting measures and request that the budget be re-submitted." Because that will force them to cut spending on other stuff. And if the district is not compliant, Walters will cut off state funding (because that will really help solve the problem punish the disobedient). Also, he's going to implement a new rule to require "all meals/snacks served in Oklahoma’s schools are free of seed oils, artificial food dyes, ultra-processed foods, pesticide laden foods, and junk food vending machines to name a few." Because that kind of nanny state overreach is really bad when Michelle Obama tries to implement it, but totally okay when God-fearing MAGAbros do it. And there's even a petition to sig, because he's not trying to cut school funding-- he's trying to save the children. Come one! Think of the children!
But Walters already moved on to his next batshit crazy idea, which is to get PragerU to screen teachers coming from "woke" states so that none of their wokitude gets spread to Oklahoma's young humans.
If you are somehow unaware of Prager University (God bless you), it's a propaganda operation founded in 2009 by far right wingnut Dennis Prager and producer Allen Estrin. It is, if you can imagine such a thing, even less of an actual university than Trump University. They're a far right, low accuracy, christianist nationalist baloney farm that specializes in short, cute, full-of-baloney videos. PragerU is to education what McRibs are to pigs.
But Walters wants to make sure that anyone who tries to bring their teaching certificate from naughty states like New York or California (you know-- the wokey ones) aligns with Walter's commitment to an education "rooted in truth, patriotism and core values," and aimed to instill "pride" in the nation's history among students.
"We’re sending a clear message: Oklahoma’s schools will not be a haven for woke agendas pushed in places like California and New York," said Superintendent Ryan Walters. "If you want to teach here, you’d better know the Constitution, respect what makes America great, and understand basic biology. We’re raising a generation of patriots, not activists, and I’ll fight tooth and nail to keep leftist propaganda out of our classrooms." A PR release from the department said the test would evaluate teachers on, among other things, Constitutional knowledge, American exceptionalism, and "their grasp of fundamental biological differences between boys and girls."Thursday, July 17, 2025
The Problem With Parent Power
The voucher crowd is crowning about "parent power."
The folks at Jeanne Allen's Center for Education Reform have been emailing about how the new federal vouchers buried in the Big Baloney Bill will boost parent power. They even run a webiste that tracks the "Parent Power Index."
Politicians and policy folks want to talk about giving parentsn more power in education. "Let's return the power over education to the parents," the pitch goes.
But there's a huge problem with that.
Let's consider two sets of parents. The Gotrox family of four includes two children, one parent who can afford to staya at home, and one parent with e high-end six figure income. They have two cars, a beautiful home, and plenty of resources. The Dodger family of four includes two parents who both work, one car, an apartment that is always waiting for one kind of repair or another, and at least one family member struggling with health issues.
So here's my question. Do these parents have the same amount of power?
CER argues we need parent power "because no family's income level, zip code, or child's level of academic achievement should dictate education opportunity."
But choice policies do not fix any of these limits on parent power. In fact, the choice policies reformsters pursue make things worse.
"Parent power" means "parent responsibioity." It's a system that tells parents, "The responsibility is nyours. We're throwing it back on parent power, by which we mean just and only your parent power. The power of community and government will not be involved."
Choic e programs have been sold on the notion that only choice can fix the power imbalance between certain parents, but in practice, that's not how it works. Vouchers are used mostly by the Gotrux famnilies to keep sending their children to exclusive private schools. For the masssive power imbalance between the Gotrux and Dodger families, choice policies offer pretty much nothing.
There are ways that a choice system could address the power imbalance. They could, for instance, index vouchers so that the more your familiy needs, the more you get. But that would involve a fairly large transfer of wealth from the rich to the not-so-rich, and that's what many folk$ dislike about the current public system-- paying tax dollars to educate Those People's Children.
The choice system could require private schools that accept taxpayer-funded vouchers to drop all of their discriminatory practices. But that would involve letting Those Peoples' Children into exclsive shiny schools part of whose appeal is that Those Peoples' Children can't get in.
Or, you know, we could try to provide schools with the resources they need to thrive and succeed, all of them connected to a networked system that guarantees every child in the country a shot at a decent education. We could call it a shared community and society responsibility. But again, that would involve wealthy people paying taxes that would be used to benefit Those Peoples' Chidren.
But that's not what these folks are aiming for . When Trump announces that Fed Gov has been running our Ed System into the ground, but we are going to turn it all around by giving the Power back to the PEOPLE,” what that means is that every person, every parent has to rely on the power they themselves have, however mnore or less that may be than the power other possess.
Mind you, these folks know all this. These are the folks that believe that in society, some people are just better than others, and it is not ust okay, but desireable for society to be sorted into different levels and statuses. Schools should not equalize, but sort. Parents with less power should not get to enjoy the same privileges as parents with more power. Ditto their kids.
Parents have different amounts of power, and valorizing parent power is valorizing those power differences. It is valorizing inequity, an unsurprising stance in a country where praising equity is against Dear Leader's decree.
So when you hear praise of "parent power," ask which parents, and what kind of power, and how much of that power, and do you rightly understand that the idea is for some parents to have more power than others. Are we talking about giving wealthy parents the power to tell poor parents, "Your kids are your responsibility, not mine, so go away and do it on your own."
This is a bad idea, not juts because it is so deeply committed to inequity and self-centeredness, but because, like so many other policies under this regime, it is shortsighted, as if chasing away scientists and chasing away immigrants and only providing the very best education to those who can afford it on their own--as if all of that won't lead to a future lacking the kind of people we need make this country work. Education for everyone is not just a service to parents, but a service to the entire country.