Friday, July 25, 2025

In Praise of Extruding AI

Emily Bender and Alex Hanna have performed a huge public service by writing The AI Con, The book is insightful, incisive, and totally accessible. You need to read it, and then you need to give a copy to your uncle or boss or favorite think tank honcho who thinks that AI is magical and can Do Things.

Among their many well-made points, Bender and Hanna solve a very specific problem.

One of the most insidious pieces of the AI marketing blitz (including the term "artificial intelligence," which is itself more marketing tool than accurate descriptor) is the way we keep anthropormorphizing it, talking about it as if it's a living, thinking thing.

It's hard to avoid. When we talk about AI producing strings of words, we frequently resort to terms like "wcomposing" or "creating" or "telling" or "writing," which are all handy for talking about the process of arranging words in a meaningful way. But these terms are inextricably connec ted to human intelligence. There really isn't a term to use in talking about the manufacture of meaningful strings of words with no intelligence behind the act. (Even Capote's famous slam, "That's not writing, that's typing" only comes close, because people type).

But Bender and hanna, who throw a variety of careful language at AI, hit on one that is an apt substitute for synthetic word string production-- extrude.

It's a genius choice because there is nothing human about it. There are no circumstances under which a real live human extrudes anything. It's strictly a machine function. The machine extrudes soft plastic into a mold and shapes it. The playdoh fun factory extrudes some dough to be cut into shapes for some reason. The machine extrudes pink slime waiting to be turned into some simulated version of food. The machine extrudes a sentence or paragraph of words to manufacture an artificial simulcrum of language.

Language is still catching up with AI, which does not read or analyze or interpret or summarize or write or tell no matter how many times we say it does. Better to reach for language that more accurately describes what the machine does. It's not easy and not yet automatic, but I do believe that more precise and accurate language is always important (and misleading and inaccurate language in the service of a massive bullshit generator is always dangerous). 

I've been reluctant to use extrude more often because it feels like theft, so this post is about assuaging my conscience so that I can borrow from Bender and Hanna with a clearer conscience and acknowledge their contribution to the discourse-- exactly the kind of contribution that GenAI is never going to make.


Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Charters and Miracle Shrinkage

The IDEA charter school chain has a checkered history, but it continues to demonstrate the many ways that charter schools can go wrong and game the system while they're at it.


IDEA made big headlines back in 2021 when it turned out that one of the major functions of Texas's largest charter chain was to make life sweet for its top executives. These are the former Teach For America whiz kids who used the charter's funds to get a private jet and a luxury suite at San Antonio's AT&T Center. Heads rolled, the state investigated, and eventually placed the schools in conservatorship-- and remember, this was in Texas, a state that has no small tolerance for charter school shenanigans.

There have been other misadventures, like the IDEA schools in Louisiana that tagged out of the charter business, but couldn't seem to do anything useful about helping their students find a new school. 

But that's part of the brand-- IDEA likes to bill their schools as "public" schools, except they are very unlike public schools in ways that matter-- a lot. They are a business, and they make decisions about whether to stay open or close (even in the middle of the year) based on business reasons. 

Now, in El Paso, IDEA has pulled one of the classic charter school tricks-- the Incredible Shrinking Cohort.

As reported by Claudia Lorena Silva in El Paso Matters, the two El Paso IDEA campuses, Edgemere and Rio Vista, had a combined total of 256 eighth graders in 2021. Four years later, 124 seniors graduated.

So, a hair over a half of the class lost.

If an actual public school had a dropout/flunkout rate of 50%, that would be cause for alarm. IDEA's Regional Director of Operations says not so fast. "All the students who left IDEA, for whatever reason, were not dropouts. They either transitioned to the schools or the districts that they came from, or they transitioned to other schools outside the area."

This is part of what we're talking about when we say that true public schools have a mission to serve all students and charters do not. For a public school, every student who lives in the boundaries of their district is the district's responsibility. For a charter, once that student is out the door, he's not the school's problem any more. 

A charter can, like IDEA, just claim that their curriculum is too rigorous for some students. When a student is struggling in a true public school, the school's job is to help that student. When a student is struggling at a charter, they can just show that student the door and wash their hands of him (and in some cases, they are more than happy to do so, because good numbers on test scores are an important marketing tool). 

We've known this for years and years-- when measuring a charter school's success, an important data point is the number of students that were jettisoned on their way to graduation. How large is the cohort shrinkage between entering and exiting? If a charter is touting its miraculous results, but not including that data point, there's a reason-- those two factors are related. A 50% shrinkage rate means that these schools have failed to serve half of the students they were entrusted with. It's not an impressive addition to the IDEA record. 



Monday, July 21, 2025

MAGA Gunning For NEA

One of Project 2025's stated goals was to strip the National Education Association of its federal charter. Once again, MAGA Republicans in Congress are attempting to do just that.

HR 4450 was introduced last week by Rep. Mark Harris and was referred to the House judiciary committee. If you're wondering which fine folks are helping push this, here's one part of the crew.


Corey DeAngelis and the Moms for Liberty crew sending happy greetings from DC. 

What effect would the measure have? Well, the NEA is the only union with a federal charter, and it was granted in 1906. They have invoked it pretty much never. The American Federation of Teachers doesn't have one. 

So repealing the charter (which has been tried in both the 117th and 188th Congresses) wouldn't really be anything more than a big middle finger to the union.

Not that some folks wouldn't love to see more. The Freedom Foundation, a virulent anti-union outfit, just happened to release a screed the same day the bill was introduced, arguing that Congress should bar the NEA from engaging in electoral politics, lobbying, and collecting dues, as well as forbidding any strikes ever. Also, submit an annual report to Congress, and none of that DEI stuff.

MAGA has been demonizing teachers every which way for years, but Republicans are particularly irked by teachers unions that are a huge source of money and support for the Democratic Party (unlike the GOP, which prefers to get its piles of money from dark money funnels for Very Rich Guys). That and the whole thing where teachers and their unions insist that they are deserving of respect and decent work conditions and some say in how they conduct their professional lives, rather than just being compliant servants who do as they're told by their betters. Also, that whole thing where they stick up for the public education system that MAGA wants to dismantle and privatize.

Teachers unions are just generally in the way of the MAGA agenda, as well as making a convenient enemy to demonize. Expect more of this baloney. 

Sunday, July 20, 2025

ICYMI: Just Hangin' In Edition (7/20)

It's been a week here at the Institute. Family health stuff, technological breakdowns, and a bunch of what-have-you. But I still have some stuff for you to read. Here's the list.

 
Most Pa. cyber charters back mandatory weekly wellness checks for students as Senate moves to tighten law

You would think that doing an eyes-on wellness check of students would be an uncontroversial issue, but Pennsylvania's leading profiteers in the cyber school biz would rather not, thank you.

Which is worse: Sugary snacks or bad schools?

Checker Finn, honcho emeritus of choice-loving Fordham Institute, continues to argue for some sort of regulation on vouchers. We don't let food stamps pay for junk food-- why wouldn't we have similar limits on vouchers?

Florida schools didn’t want those millions of dollars anyway

In response to the Trumpian withholding of funding, Stephanie Hayes unleashes some Grade A snark at the Tamps Bay Times

28 Bills, Ten Commandments and 1 Source: A Christian Right ‘Bill Mill’

David Barton has made a huge career out of peddling fake history that "proves" this is a Christian nation. Turns out he's also helping create the wave of Ten Commandments legislation in this country. Mark Keierleber at The74 does a bang-up job with this story. If you only read one item on the list this week...

SC schools can hire noncertified teachers under new law

South Carolina once had a great program for convincing students to pursue teaching, but now they're joining the crowd that figures any warm body can do the job just fine.

Teachers Work in Systems We Did Not Create

Nancy Flanagan is among those of us with eyebrows raised at AFT's decision to "help" bring AI to the classroom.

The TROUBLING Teacher Union Connection to Open AI, Microsoft, and Anthropic

Nancy Bailey is also unimpressed with this team-up idea.


Guest posting at Larry Cuban's blog, Russell Shaw offers a thoughtful explanation of why ChatGPT is not a suitable playmate for your child (or anyone else's). 

Supreme Court Acquiesces to Trump’s Move to Abolish Education Department

Jan Resseger looks at the latest ruling from the MAGA Supremes and how it will accelerate the end of the Department of Education.

State Budget Robs Poor Kids to Overfund Rich Adults

Stephen Dyer continues to track the details of Ohio's royal shafting of public education.

Kicking Away the Ladder

Jennifer Berkshire looks at the larger trends behind the regime's attack on, well, all sorts of things.

They're Literally Angry at Superman for Being Nice

From Parker Molloy, a look at the right wing flap over Superman (the movie). Not directly related to education, except that it shows the kinds of values MAGA objects to in movies and schools and anywhere else.

This week I'm sharing an old ad from the BBC with an extraordinary group of performers making blink and you'll miss it appearances. Maybe it's a little overproduced, but oh that song.




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Friday, July 18, 2025

OK: More Woke Panic (Less Food)

Oklahoma's Edubro-in-Chief may not be able (or willing) to explain what exactly "woke" means, but he has announced his intention to by damn keep teachers from smuggling it into his state. Also, he's found another way to defund public schools.

Walters is a serious Trump fanboy, and that seems to include an interest in exerting powers he doesn't necessarily have. Take his new idea to "reform" the school meal system and "end bureaucratic bloat." The problem, apparently, is that taxpayers paid money for students to eat food last year. And somehow this is related to administrative bureaucracy? Here's part of his explanation:
Last year, Oklahoma families were slapped with a staggering $42 million bill for school meals—on top of their taxes—while administrators pocketed a 14% salary hike. This isn’t just incompetence; it’s a betrayal of our kids and communities. “Oklahoma taxpayers are being triple-taxed to cover lunches while bureaucrats fatten their wallets,” said State Superintendent Ryan Walters. “We need less administrators in our schools. We need to get taxpayers dollars to the students, not to grow bureaucracy.”

Yes, that should be "fewer" bureaucrats. But I have to say, his "solution" to this "problem" is very "creative." Walters has directed school districts to fully fund school lunches with their own money (which is somehow different from taxpayer money because reasons?) and if they can't submit a plan to do so, then "the OSDE will suggest cost-cutting measures and request that the budget be re-submitted." Because that will force them to cut spending on other stuff. And if the district is not compliant, Walters will cut off state funding (because that will really help solve the problem punish the disobedient). Also, he's going to implement a new rule to require "all meals/snacks served in Oklahoma’s schools are free of seed oils, artificial food dyes, ultra-processed foods, pesticide laden foods, and junk food vending machines to name a few." Because that kind of nanny state overreach is really bad when Michelle Obama tries to implement it, but totally okay when God-fearing MAGAbros do it. And there's even a petition to sig, because he's not trying to cut school funding-- he's trying to save the children. Come one! Think of the children!

But Walters already moved on to his next batshit crazy idea, which is to get PragerU to screen teachers coming from "woke" states so that none of their wokitude gets spread to Oklahoma's young humans. 

If you are somehow unaware of Prager University (God bless you), it's a propaganda operation founded in 2009 by far right wingnut Dennis Prager and producer Allen Estrin. It is, if you can imagine such a thing, even less of an actual university than Trump University. They're a far right, low accuracy, christianist nationalist baloney farm that specializes in short, cute, full-of-baloney videos. PragerU is to education what McRibs are to pigs. 

But Walters wants to make sure that anyone who tries to bring their teaching certificate from naughty states like New York or California (you know-- the wokey ones) aligns with Walter's commitment to an education "rooted in truth, patriotism and core values," and aimed to instill "pride" in the nation's history among students.

"We’re sending a clear message: Oklahoma’s schools will not be a haven for woke agendas pushed in places like California and New York," said Superintendent Ryan Walters. "If you want to teach here, you’d better know the Constitution, respect what makes America great, and understand basic biology. We’re raising a generation of patriots, not activists, and I’ll fight tooth and nail to keep leftist propaganda out of our classrooms." A PR release from the department said the test would evaluate teachers on, among other things, Constitutional knowledge, American exceptionalism, and "their grasp of fundamental biological differences between boys and girls."

"We’re thrilled to join Oklahoma in answering parents’ urgent call against senseless woke indoctrination," said PragerU CEO Marissa Streit. "This assessment will stop extreme leftist ideologues from harming children and ensure teachers champion America’s greatness and future potential."

News4, which has covered Walters shenanigans pretty thoroughly, submitted some questions to his office, such as was there a competitive bidding process for creating this test, how much will Prager be paid, and who will oversee this? They got no answers to those questions, nor to one of the best ones they asked--

Exactly what statute does Walters think gives him the authority for any of this?

Longtime Walters critic State Rep. Forrest Bennett (D-Oklahoma City) has pointed out that Oklahoma has a teacher shortage already and this is unlikely to help. And all of Walters actions in office happen against the backdrop of Oklahoma's almost-bottom-of-the-national-barrel rankings for education. 

"It's a grift," says Bennett, who argues that treating all of Walters edicts as if they are legitimate and deserve to be taken seriously simply elevates them. Bennett points out that Walters notified Fox News before he notified the people of Oklahoma. 

It's a fair point, but I think Walters deserves a little attention because he is the answer to the question, "How bad can these back-bench MAGA grifters get, and how badly can they screw things up on the state level?" Walters may not be able to, in the words of Captain Steven Hiller, "do all that bullshit you just said." But these various MAGAfied edicts can sow uncertainty and fear. They certainly aren't actual solutions to the real problems of education in Oklahoma, but they're a fine example of how a hustler can raise his profile by standing on the backs of children. 

Thursday, July 17, 2025

The Problem With Parent Power

The voucher crowd is crowning about "parent power." 

The folks at Jeanne Allen's Center for Education Reform have been emailing about how the new federal vouchers buried in the Big Baloney Bill will boost parent power. They even run a webiste that tracks the "Parent Power Index."

Politicians and policy folks want to talk about giving parentsn more power in education. "Let's return the power over education to the parents," the pitch goes.

But there's a huge problem with that.

Let's consider two sets of parents. The Gotrox family of four includes two children, one parent who can afford to staya at home, and one parent with e high-end six figure income. They have two cars, a beautiful home, and plenty of resources. The Dodger family of four includes two parents who both work, one car, an apartment that is always waiting for one kind of repair or another, and at least one family member struggling with health issues.

So here's my question. Do these parents have the same amount of power?

CER argues we need parent power "because no family's income level, zip code, or child's level of academic achievement should dictate education opportunity." 

But choice policies do not fix any of these limits on parent power. In fact, the choice policies reformsters pursue make things worse.

"Parent power" means "parent responsibioity." It's a system that tells parents, "The responsibility is nyours. We're throwing it back on parent power, by which we mean just and only your parent power. The power of community and government will not be involved."

Choic e programs have been sold on the notion that only choice can fix the power imbalance between certain parents, but in practice, that's not how it works. Vouchers are used mostly by the Gotrux famnilies to keep sending their children to exclusive private schools. For the masssive power imbalance between the Gotrux and Dodger families, choice policies offer pretty much nothing.

There are ways that a choice system could address the power imbalance. They could, for instance, index vouchers so that the more your familiy needs, the more you get. But that would involve a fairly large transfer of wealth from the rich to the not-so-rich, and that's what many folk$ dislike about the current public system-- paying tax dollars to educate Those People's Children. 

The choice system could require private schools that accept taxpayer-funded vouchers to drop all of their discriminatory practices. But that would involve letting Those Peoples' Children into exclsive shiny schools part of whose appeal is that Those Peoples' Children can't get in.

Or, you know, we could try to provide schools with the resources they need to thrive and succeed, all of them connected to a networked system that guarantees every child in the country a shot at a decent education. We could call it a shared community and society responsibility. But again, that would involve wealthy people paying taxes that would be used to benefit Those Peoples' Chidren.

But that's not what these folks are aiming for . When Trump announces that Fed Gov has been running our Ed System into the ground, but we are going to turn it all around by giving the Power back to the PEOPLE,” what that means is that every person, every parent has to rely on the power they themselves have, however mnore or less that may be than the power other possess.

Mind you, these folks know all this. These are the folks that believe that in society, some people are just better than others, and it is not ust okay, but desireable for society to be sorted into different levels and statuses. Schools should not equalize, but sort. Parents with less power should not get to enjoy the same privileges as parents with more power. Ditto their kids. 

Parents have different amounts of power, and valorizing parent power is valorizing those power differences. It is valorizing inequity, an unsurprising stance in a country where praising equity is against Dear Leader's decree. 

So when you hear praise of "parent power," ask which parents, and what kind of power, and how much of that power, and do you rightly understand that the idea is for some parents to have more power than others. Are we talking about giving wealthy parents the power to tell poor parents, "Your kids are your responsibility, not mine, so go away and do it on your own."

This is a bad idea, not juts because it is so deeply committed to inequity and self-centeredness, but because, like so many other policies under this regime, it is shortsighted, as if chasing away scientists and chasing away immigrants and only providing the very best education to those who can afford it on their own--as if all of that won't lead to a future lacking the kind of people we need make this country work. Education for everyone is not just a service to parents, but a service to the entire country. 


Sunday, July 13, 2025

ICYMI: Scopes Centennial Edition (7/13)

Last week we sailed past the 100-year anniversary of the Scopes trial, arguably the grand kick-off for a century of culture panic in this country. There were a couple good pieces about the event (here and here) that, if nothing else, taught some folks that they could use one issue to harness christiniast discontent with many issues and tied to a massive persecution complex. 

Still stuff to read this week. Let's see what we've got in the bin.

"South Carolina Partners with PragerU" (Updates)

Steve Nuzum has been following the attempts of South Carolina to use fake PragerU as an education partner. Yuck.

NH's Latest School Funding Case

Andru Volinsky updates us on the latest chapter in the long-running attempt to get New Hampshire to fully and fairly fund its schools.

Read Receipt

Doing your brainstorming with a chatbot? Audrey Watters would rather read or, you know, think.

The ‘big, beautiful’ fight over school choice ends with escape clause for blue states

Lexi Lonas Coch at The Hill looks at the escape clause in the federal voucher bill. Will states avoid the whole business, or will it be hard to resist free federal money?

How the Supreme Court Is Making Public Education Itself Unconstitutional

At EdWeek, Johann Neem provides the most depressing take on the recent SCOTUS allowing parents a religious opt-out for any lessons they don't care for.

Survey: 60% of Teachers Used AI This Year and Saved up to 6 Hours of Work a Week

Speaking of lousy news, here are some depressing stats reported by The74..

A District-by-District Accounting of the $6.2 Billion the U.S. Department of Education Has Held Back from Schools

I've linked to this piece from New America in two pieces this week, but I'm going to put the link here because it's an extraordinary resource for breaking down the damage from the regimes withholding of funding from schools across the country.


Thomas Ultican takes a look at Sacramento, where Kevin Johnson and Michelle Rhee have been busy folks.

The Real Reason Churches Advocate for Vouchers

Robert Repino writes at The Progressive about one of the big unanswered questions of vouchers. Churches want them and have pushed hard for them, but what do they do with the money?

Indiana Vouchers: Private School Coupons for Wealthy Families

Andy Spears breaks down yet another state voucher program that is all about taxpayers funding wealthy families and private schools.

Most U.S. adults say child care costs are a ‘major problem,’ a new AP-NORC poll finds

Yeah, you already knew this, but child care is crazy expensive-- so much so that folks aren't working because it would cost too much to have child care. 

MAGA’s Ugly Budget at Odds with Its Creepy Pronatalism

Jennifer Rubin joins the crowd pointing out that if the far right wants more (white) babies, maybe don't make life miserable for young parents.

La. Teachers: State Raise Funding Is on the 2026 Ballot

The indispensable Mercedes Schneider updates us with a picture of the kind of mess teachers have to go through in a state where the legislature decides if they can have a raise or not.

The resistance to “School choice” isn’t psychological—it’s principled.

Patty Levesque has enjoyed a full career as a serial reform grifter, and she recently published a piece arguing about the psychology of school choice resisters. Sue Kingery Woltanski explains why Levesque's argument is bunk.

When The U.S. Government Tried To Replace Migrant Farmworkers With High Schoolers

This is an NPR story from 2018 (reported by Gustavo Arellano). While we're hearing noise about making able-bodied people work in the fields to earn their Medicaid, it's worth looking back to 1965, when the feds decided high school jocks could replace those damned migrant farm workers. There's a reason that the program wasn't around in 1966. 

I include the music clips these days because when the news is lousy, it's good to remember what is beautiful about being human in the world. 



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