Monday, April 21, 2025

Moms For Liberty University

Moms For Liberty has a university! Sort of. If you use a really broad definition of "university." Like even broader than the definition used by Prager University.

M4LU wants to "inform-equip-empower." They call themselves "an academic approach to educating, equipping, and empowering parents to fight for their children."
Moms for Liberty, through M4LU seeks to be the go-to resource for parents to learn more about the issues and ideologies facing their children in the classroom, and to gain practical tools to navigate those issues.

Punctuation errors in the original.

The program director is Melissa Karwowski. She is touted as having "a diverse background in marketing, operations, data analytics, and tech consulting." Her sister-in-law started the M4L chapter in Washington County, PA (southwest of Pittsburgh) where Karwowski lives. 

She appears to be the same Melissa Karwowski whose LIinkedIn profile shows her working the tech side of multiple industries, most recently working as Director of Operations for IndeVets, an outfit that appears to provide floating employment for veterinarians. It appears that she was also a Mary Kay lady at one point. She's a military spouse (there's a nice piece in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette about her welcoming her husband home in 2018). They have three children. She has a couple of degrees from Robert Morris University--one in business administration, and one in data analytics, both from 2021.

While this very much appears to be the same woman who is program director, her LinkedIn does not mention the M4LU job at all.

So the program director seems a bit more qualified to manage digital resources than an actual university, which seems about right. But she also doesn't appear to have been the first person in the job. January and February lecture videos are hosted by Robin Steenman, who introduces herself as M4LU director. Steenman may be familiar as the M4L leader in Tennessee who led the book banning charge there. 

The "university" launched in January. As Jennifer Vilcarino noted at Ed Week, M4LU is not actually accredited. Karwowski describes the goal a little more specifically:

Radical ideologies that have been building for decades are being daily inculcated in our children’s minds. What are the seeds being sown in our children today in America? If we as parents are to combat these efforts, we must understand the ideology. We must become experts ourselves. That is the goal of M4LU.

The website lists two "semesters" for 2025, but the format seems much more like a "topic of the month" structure. January-- Social Emotional Learning. February-- Critical Race Theory. March-- Restorative Justice. April-- Gender Ideology. May-- Comprehensive Sex Ed. In the fall, things get a bit more esoteric. August-- Generative Curriculum. September-- Graphic Content in Libraries. October-- Ethnic Studies. November-- Marxism.

For each topic, there's a group of resources. There's a "smart book" that provides a history and background of the topic from the far right perspective. This includes talking points arranges according to the points to which one is responding. The resources include presentation slides, and a set of videos. There is also a set of "white papers" and some books for recommended reading, plus a whole laundry list of related links (CRT gives links to videos that Williamson County M4L created when they were trying to ban the Wit and Wisdom books series, including a Riby Bridges bio-- that was three years ago).

The "experts" cites are the usual crew. James Lindsay, Chris Rufo, Parents Defending Education, the American Enterprise Institute, and plenty of Heritage Foundation stuff. There are also "watch parties for films every month or so.

As mentioned, there's a live lecture with each month, apparently filmed at a studio in Nashville (for $25 you can be part of the studio audience)

I could get into the specifics, but-- okay, just one. To respond to the argument that restorative justice is a good idea because children who commit offenses do so because of social factors beyond their control and punishing them just makes matters worse, the resources suggests you say that "Bad social circumstances caused by government policy make it more likely that members of certain groups will commit crimes."

The newly made materials for this endeavor are slick and professional looking, the website also slick and easily navigated. However, you can't squint hard enough in a million years to make this look like a university. What it is is a deep resource library being rolled out a month at a time. It is a library of all the usual complaints and grievances of the culture panic crowd, presented in an academic-looking form that should be welcome by the "I'm not trying to stir up trouble, I just want to answer some questions" crowd.

M4LU told EdWeek that it includes counter perspectives, and that's true, though it's also clear that those perspectives are there in a Know Your Enemy function and not to be engaged as ideas that reasonable people might hold. M4LU frequently credits itself with an "academic" approach, but I'm not sure that they know what that means. Granted, it's a vague sort of term, but I've never understood it to mean "we have already decided the conclusion and we will now just build a scaffold to support it and discredit all others." I think maybe they think "academic" means "not screaming," and M4LU does seem to clear that floor-level bar. 

M4L remains far more interested in using culture panic to stir up political activism than it is interested in actual education or, for that matter, liberty. M4LU is one more aspect of that mission to outrage and agitate MAGA ladies. If you want to get a picture of what the current talking points and arguments are, this website is just the thing. But a university it is not. 



Sunday, April 20, 2025

ICYMI: Easter 2025 Edition (4/20)

It's a beloved holiday here at the institute, so if you celebrate Easter, a happy day to you. And if you do not, also a happy day to you, because we can all use some happy days. It's been kind of a scrambly week here, so here's your scrambly reading list.

Yet another expensive high-tech school opening in NYC - now with the promise of AI learning

The Prices have brought their Two Hour Learning model to the Big Apple as a private school with Big Tuition (just two hours of computerized learning a day gets you a full education). Leonie Haimson is here to remind you of the many failures of the education-via-screens model in the past.

It Ain't Over in Texas

Greg Abbott finally threw enough money at vouchers to drag them through the legislature. Jennifer Berkshire says he hasn't even begun to pay the cost for that victory.

Children Are the Future: Authoritarianism, Culture War, and Making Model Citizens

Alan Elrod at Liberal Currents looks at the MAGA goal of remaking a new generation in their own image.

The Seamy Side of CTE

Nancy Bailey looks at some of the problematic applications of CTE.

The controversial anti-poverty solution coming to public schools

The oft-debunked "success sequence" is popular again, and some right wing folks would like to make every teen learn it. Rachel Cohen at Vox.

Piercing the Propaganda

John Warner talks to Mary Anne Franks about how to get past bad faith propaganda in arguments about higher ed and academic freedom.

Opting Out

Adrian Neibauer offers a nuanced and honest look at the issue of opting out of the Big Standardized Test when you are a parent and a teacher.

Teachers, parents give West Ada school board an earful over classroom sign

The Idaho Statesman and Rose Evans continue to follow the story of West Ada, the district where a teacher got in trouble for a "Everyone is welcome here" poster. The story is both encouraging and depressing-- some folks are quite direct about supporting a message of diversity and inclusion and some... aren't.

Military Brats Slap Pete Hegseth With a Lawsuit Over Book Removals

From the Daily Beast, so it lacks a little balance, but here's an account of the students fighting back against the order to banish books from DOD schools.

The Biggest Threat to Public Education Is Coming From an Unexpected Place

Politico looks at two upcoming SCOTUS cases that threaten to blast public education as we know it.

Schools Are Already Seeing Higher Prices Due to Trump’s Tariffs

At EdWeek, Mark Lieberman and Caitlynn Peetz note one side effect of the Trump tariffs-- higher prices for school supplies.

Who’s In and Who’s Out at the Naval Academy’s Library?

The list of books purged from the Naval Academy was alarming enough, but someone at the New York Times had John Ismay compare that list to the list of books still in the library, and yikes! I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings is out, and Mein Kampf is in. 

How to Control the Electorate 101

Dan Rather and his crew take a look at Greg Abbott's steamrolling of Texas on vouchers.

Failing Charter School Will Continue To Operate

Carl Petersen with a case study of a Los Angeles charter that should have been closed-- and wasn't. Petersen has the receipts.


You should have picked up a copy of Derek Black's Dangerous Learning by now, but if you need more convincing, here's a look by Thomas Ultican.

A Veteran Teacher’s Thoughts about ADHD

Nancy Flanagan was a band director, and that for a different set of interactions with ADHD students.

Lawsuit to Deny Federal Funding to Maine Public Schools in Transgender Athlete Case Tests President Trump’s Definition of Civil Rights

Maine's lady governor hurt Trump's tender feelings, so of course he sicced the Attorney General on the state. Now we'll see how well his upside-down version of civil rights plays out. Jan Resseger explains.

Cold As Ice: Update #3, The Posse

Gregory Sampson continues to look at the details of Florida's ICE-friendly student-unfriendly initiatives.

What to Know About Head Start, the Early Childhood Education Program the Trump Administration Is Proposing to Eliminate

Yes, Trump's proposed budget apparently axes Head Start. Here is some information about Head Start from Chad de Guzman at Time-- you can use it when you call your Congressperson to say, "What the hell!?"

Two-Sigma Tutoring: Separating Science Fiction from Science Fact

I covered this article in a post this week, but I want to make sure you don't miss it, because it contains most of what you need to enter a conversation about Two Sigma tutoring and why claims that AI can provide it are bunk. Paul T. von Hippel at Education Next.

The AI vicious cycle

Scott McLeod illustrates the AI circle for education. Short but bittersweet.

As ‘Bot’ Students Continue to Flood In, Community Colleges Struggle to Respond

In a fun new scam, community colleges are being swarmed with AI bots masquerading as students just long enough to score some student aid dollars. It's creative. Jakob McWhinney reports for the Voice of San Diego.

A Scanning Error Created a Fake Science Term—Now AI Won’t Let It Die

And here's one of the deep questions of the AI age-- once something that's just wrong gets folded into the sludge of AI product, can anyone get it out?

Have some Eleanor Powell and Fred Astaire



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Friday, April 18, 2025

The AI Used By Privatizers

Here at the institute, we often wonder what would happen if we could just press a button and churn out more research, more postings across social media, and more emails to a vast mailing list of possibly-interested readers.

Of course, AI could do that, and so, of course, AI is doing that. At least, for one chosen sector of clients.


T4G can "supercharge your intel & influence" and their promise is simple and clear. 
We help MAGA advocates, think tanks, and influencers dominate the battlefield with AI that delivers real results.

Discover your next secret weapon.

The company appears to have been founded in March of 2024 by founder Daniel Poynter. Poynter is a 2008 graduate of Purdue (Philosophy) with a MacArthur Young Innovator award. Since 2004 he's been a busy guy; he has 18 jobs on his LinkedIn profile, including gigs like web developing, IT stuff, digital literacy, coaching for social entrepreneurs, and founding/running Carbon Neutral Indiana ("fun and effective climate action") an outfit that seems to deal with educating ordinary folks and brokering carbon credits for other folks. 

His head of engineering is John Bohlmann, a top-of-class computer grad from Purdue (2011) who has done a mountain of tech work. 

If "you're a think tank or advocacy organization, fighting for the spirit of 1776," T4F offers three main services--

AI-powered research, AI-powered advocacy, and AI training.

This breaks down to "value" services like AI-compiled contact lists. For example, they helped the Mackinac Center for Public Policy (the pro-privatization pressure group) "get contact information, even once unavailable residential mailing addresses, of thousands of elected officials in Michigan." They helped School Boards for Academic Excellence (the anti-woke school board association) find thousands of school board members in 19 states.

They can automate workflows:

Free up time, cut costs, and scale faster with AI-powered automation. 
Your team is wasting hours on manual, repetitive tasks - hours that could be spent growing your movement, winning more fights, and driving real impact.

 For example, they helped EdChoice data mine public comments at public school board meetings and "uncover a new source of public sentiment." They helped the team of  Heritage Foundation and EdChoice "find and analyze media coverage of school choice debates."

They can offer this creepy service:

Increase Your Influence with AI-Powered Social Network Analysis 
Power isn't just about what you know - it’s about who you know. 
Our AI-powered Social Network Analysis (SNA) helps you map relationships, uncover hidden influencers, and identify leverage points to maximize your reach and impact. Whether you’re engaging donors, studying the opposition, or finding ins to key decision-makers, SNA gives you a strategic advantage. 
Real Results
Increase meetings with high-net-worth donors 
Identify key decision-makers and their trusted connections 
Map opposition networks and uncover their coordination strategies

They can also provide AI guidance on demand, including strategizing and leadership advice The specifics here are particularly alarming:

We advised a Governor’s Office on how AI can uncover regulatory overreach by comparing agency rules to the original laws passed by elected representatives. 
We identified how a national non-profit can automate the monitoring of hundreds of university websites, saving over $1.5 million.

The website includes some chirpy endorsements, including kudos from Paul DiPerna of EdChoice, Jason Bedrick of The Heritage Foundation , and Jarrett Skorup of the Mackinac Center for Public Policy. Bedrick's endorsement includes 

I strongly recommend Technology for Freedom to any think tank or advocacy organization looking to enhance their research capabilities through AI while maintaining academic rigor...

So if you've been up late thinking about all the scary ways AI can be used, add outfits like this (I'm betting this isn't the only one). Let's salute the brave new world where political advocacy is an arms race between competing bots. Should be delightful. Also, folks who keep insisting that AI will be objective and fair and unbiased really, really don't get it. Don't think of AI as a dispassionately objective arbiter; think of it as a for-hire creature that will do whatever it is hired to do, dispassionately freed from any conscience or scruples. AI is not Spock; it is Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men, or Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first Terminator. And some folks have already hired it and put it to use.

Thursday, April 17, 2025

Yes, Middle Schoolers Are Hard To Teach, and Nobody Is Really Lazy

Stop me if you've heard this one-- primary grade students love to learn, and middle school students do not.

I could hear my joints crusting over while reading a new piece about disengaged teens in The Atlantic, by a pair of writers who are apparently experts. This is, I guess, one of those features of age-- young folks earnestly explaining to you things that you thought conscious human beings already knew.

"The Teen Disengagement Crisis" is by Jenny Anderson and Rebecca Winthrop, a journalist-educator team that have written a whole book about this (which I have not read yet). 

Some of their observations are not news to anyone who has taught, ever. "By middle school, many kids’ interest in learning falls off a cliff." Well, yeah. When you are a little, the world is exciting, learning stuff is as easy as breathing, and you are both receiving and exuding glorious, unconditional love (as long as you don't have lousy parents, and sometimes even then, depending on what other people are in your world). You are crackling with energy. 

Then you turn 11 or 12 or 13 and it all turns to hell. Your body turns on you, growing into some gangly thing you can't quite control, as well as producing all sorts of foreign effects that can be alarming. You are suddenly at the mercy of hormone-induced emotions that you can't manage. You are simultaneously and painfully aware that 1) your life is largely leashed and restrained by a bunch of outside powers that you can't overcome and 2) that having the freedom to operate without those chafing restraints is absolutely terrifying. 

You used to do stuff and sometimes you'd win and sometimes you'd fail and it's not that you didn't have feelings about it, but now you have FEELINGS!!!! about it. 

And learning is hard. Somehow the machine in your head that just automatically picked stuff up is now broken. Well, at least it seems that way to you but that kid in the next desk in math seems to pick stuff up just fine and ace every test without even trying and who the hell does he think he is and why are you struggling so much oh my god is there something wrong with you and why didn't Pat say hi at lockers this morning and what's for lunch today shit is there a zit on my nose now??!! What was the assignment again?

Anderson and Winthrop write about "Passenger Mode" which I think is a good way to describe the mode some students settle into. They aren't super engaged, and they aren't totally checked out. Sometimes folks stick passenger mode students with the L word-- lazy-- and the writers are on point here as well. Anderson and Winthrop point at painfully unengaging school work as a big part of the problem, but I think it's both more complicated and simpler than that. 

I taught 39 years, and I never met a lazy student in my entire life. What I met were students who were making choices about their own agency.

I could learn to speak conversational Chinese or work with Linux. But I've made a cost-benefits analysis and determined that the usefulness I'd get from the learning compared to the time and effort I'd have to put in means I'm just going to say, "No, thank you." Nobody calls me lazy or, worse yet, learning disabled because I make that choice. Adults make choices like that all the time. So do students.

I've shared that thought with my students. Particularly in the second half of my career, I was very explicit about respecting their right to make that decision, even if there are consequences ("I respect your right to skip all the assignments, that will still work out to a failing grade.")

Students can conduct the cost-benefits analysis, but they're not always good at it. They may not be great at assessing the benefits (my informal assessment is that roughly 98% of teens think learning history has no benefits). They may also be bad at estimating the costs, particularly if they have been ill-used by the system and beaten into a low estimate of their own skills. As the writers point out, treating students as if they are incompetent and have to be nagged into compliance does not help. It just increases their estimate of what compliance is going to cost (a chunk of their self-esteem). 

So the teacher's role is to help students with that cost-benefits analysis. Part of the job is to sell the material; what do they get out of complying with the lesson? In an earlier age, this was where the teacher was encouraged to "make the lesson relevant," which is truly terrible advice. If the lesson is relevant, explain why. If it isn't, don't teach it. And if you have to make it appear to be relevant, that's an admission that it isn't, so see the above. Benefits include practical items (communication skills are job skills) and broader items (I told my students for years, "The more education you have, the more jokes you get"). 

The cost side is where teachers have some control. The cost of the learning can be endless tedious drill or not. Teacher-as-coach work is about convincing students, one way or another, that this won't take all that much out of them. We've always known that little success points along the way boost confidence; ime, the main cost barrier for students tends to be that the task just seems too huge. 

Cost is also where the system figures in-- if it has been set up to convince students that Passenger Mode is the low-cost way to get through school, they will gravitate toward that mode. Again--this is not because they are lazy. It's a basic human approach-- would you be more likely to buy a pizza for $5 or essentially the same pizza for $150?

The cost side in school is also a two-part computation-- what is the cost of doing this compared to the cost of not doing this? This is where we get the adult approach of trying to jack up the price of non-compliance. I'm not going to say this is never productive ever, but I will say it's pretty close to never ever. For one thing, you're creating a lose-lose for the student, with two unpleasantly high-cost choices. For another, you are conditioning the student to run away from things rather than towards them, to practice building their life around avoiding unpleasant things rather than moving towards good stuff. And the worst part of both-- a teen will tend to blame anything sucky in their lives on themselves. 

I have ordered the book on the strength of this article, though I fear that the authors are far too ready to throw schools under the bus. But the board of directors are approaching these years, and it's been a couple of decades since the last time I was the parent of teens, and it won't cost this old fart much to read what these two have to say. I'll get back to you later. 

Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Two Sigma Cyber-Tutoring For The Poors

Much of the US education policy has been driven by a simple enough issue-- a lot of people who would like to spend as little as possible educating other people's children. Especially when those other people are poor and/or of color. 

The last few decades of the school choice movement has been driven in large part by Milton Friedman's dream of a country where the government is not involved in schools at all and an education is a consumer good that parents are fully responsible for purchasing on their own. That would, as with any other market sector, result in tiers of service. The well-to-do would get nice schools, and the less well-to-do would get the Dollar Generals of education, and people located in certain communities would get the equivalent of food deserts for education-- little chunks of the market that no vendor wants to serve.

But the dream has some obstacles to overcome. One of the largest is that we like the idea of America as a nation that educates everyone, that schools are our great equalizing engine and we've worked hard to pursue that idea. It's hard to reconcile ourselves to saying, "From now on, you only get the education that your parents can afford, and if that's not much, well, now you know what your station is in life." To give up on equity in education for all is to give up on the whole "all humans are created equal" thing.

Yes, lots of folks have always believed that some people are better than others, and that the betters should rule over the lessers (and we're living with the effects of that right now)-- but it's still hard to say it out loud and admit that we aren't quite who we like to think we are.

So the attempt to install a tiered education system stalls on the messaging problem. How can we short-change the not-so-wealthy families of this country while somehow making it look like we aren't, that our cool new system is still making a quality education available to all?

One proposed solution is microschools. Microschools are the answer to the complaint, "What good does a voucher do me when there isn't a private school that will accept my child within fifty miles of me?" You can start a microschool with a computer, an internet connection, any adult to be a "coach," and a license for some set of software. Gather a few neighborhood kids around the computer desk and voila! You have your own private school! (The overlap between microschool fans and those still angry about COVID distance learning is a monument of cognitive dissonance).

The other idea used to paper over the inherent inequities of a market-based commodified education system is tutoring, Betsy DeVos liked to harken back to the days when Alexander the Great skipped public education and was tutored instead by Aristotle. Let's do that!

Specifically, we find folks touting  Two Sigma tutoring, a magical kind of tutoring that creates magical education achievement. There are tutoring companies waving the Two Sigma Tutoring flag all over the place, including Sal Khan presenting a TedX Talk on how his AI-flavored Khanmigo tutoring service would provide the Two Sigma Solution.

When you hear about Two Sigma tutoring, you're hearing about a 1984 essay by Benjamin Bloom that has become a classic. In it Bloom argues that super-duper tutoring can raise student performance by two whole standard deviations. That would mean, for instance, that students scoring in the 50th percentile would be moved up to the 98th percentile (God only knows what would happen if all students were given the 2 Sigma treatment).

If that sounds like it might be bunk--well, yes. Education Next has a new piece by Paul T. von Hippel that is the most thorough look at Bloom's work that you could ask for. Bookmark that puppy for the next time some tech company shows up to sell your district AI-driven Two Sigma tutoring. 

I'm not going to cover the whole article, but here are just a few highlights to keep in mind.

A chart often shown to illustrate Bloom's "findings" (including by Sal Khan) is not an illustration of actual data, but Bloom's hard-drawn illustration of "this is what it would look like."

Bloom's essay leans on the work of two grad students working with a tiny sample size. As von Tippel notes, these grad students, having supposedly discovered the secret of super-tutoring, did not go on to make it big in the tutoring world.

There was a lot more than simple tutoring involved. Extra tutor training, tests, feedback, and, most crucially, a focus on topics about which the tutees initially knew nothing; when student knowledge starts at zero, you have a lot of room to improve dramatically.

The two-sigma effects obtained in the 1980s by Anania and Burke were real and remarkable, but they were obtained on a narrow, specialized test, and they weren’t obtained by tutoring alone. Instead, Anania and Burke mixed a potent cocktail of interventions that included tutoring; training and coaching in effective instructional practices; extra time; and frequent testing, feedback, and retesting.

And for the purposes of all the AI-powered tutoring being hyped, Bloom's results relied entirely on tutoring by actual human beings. Though von Tippel doesn't get into this, I will-- any value of one-on-one tutoring includes a closer connection between tutor and student, increasing the tutor's ability to get a sense of what is going on in the student's head, which in turn makes it easier to address precisely what the student isn't getting. AI can't do that. 

What von Tippel does point out is that chatbots aren't necessarily very good at this. He found that a chatbots "quickly get lost when trying to teach common math concepts like the Pythagorean theorem." And he rightly questions how well students will engage with a chatbot tutor. Ultimately, he's pretty gentle with the two sigma promise of AI, calling it "rash," when perhaps "highly improbable" or even "bunk" might be accurate. 

But what can AI tutoring do? It can allow supporters of commodified education to point and say, "See? Top-quality education available at low, low prices, so we are absolutely fulfilling our promise to get every child a decent education." The supporters will probably not go on to say, "And I don't have to pay for it, which is awesome."

Every bit of the school choice "revolution" is about creating a multi-tiered system of education, pretty much like what we have for higher education (complete with the chance to take on crippling debt in hopes of getting ahead in life). 

AI just facilitates that, providing one more way to paper over the idea of abandoning the lessers. I will believe otherwise the day I see wealthy parents pulling kids out of elite academies and plunking them down with an AI tutor instead. "Why would I send you to Philips Exeter when you can get an equally awesome education here at home on your Macbook and AI-ristotle?"

This is the choice argument again and again-- not that choice won't usher in an age of upper and lower strata in education, but that the lower tiers will actually not be so bad. Separate, but equal, one might say, even if such claims seem rash. Or even bunk.


Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Moms For Liberty and the Salvador Gulag

We're all suddenly painfully aware of Nayib Bukele, the El Salvador dictator who has been subcontracted to run a gulag for housing whatever people the MAFA regime wants to offshore this week. But you know who was already buddies with Bukele? Catalina Stubbe, Moms for Liberty's head of Hispanic Outreach.

Stubbe was born in Colombia and is a former Miss World Colombia. She earned a sociology degree from the Sorbonne, and moved to the US about 16 years ago. She operates the Stubbe Ranch, and lists herself as a National Media Commentator, and has appeared on things like Lindell-TV, OAN, Newsmax, Telemundo, and Fox and Friends.

She lives, of course, in Florida, with four children and her husband Dr. Hermann Johan Stubbe. Dr. Stubbe practices family medicine, and he appears to be good at it. He graduated from med school in Puerto Rico in 1999. The couple appear to have filed for a business called Metaboliclife back in 2015. For what it's worth, the four children are mentioned far more often in her press than her husband is.

Stubbe was brought into the M4L fold in 2022, but she has been plenty busy since. She does plenty of speaking, like an appearance at the right wing Pennsylvania Leadership Conference, who praised her because "The pulse behind all her work is her profound love for her family and her Savior, Jesus Christ."
The Economist reported that at the 2023 M4L conference, well...
According to Catalina Stubbe, under the guise of sex education Florida schools are teaching boys to masturbate. This may be the result of demonic forces she saw at work in her own child’s classroom. When her seven-year-old’s maths homework repeatedly featured the number 666 (interpreted by some to signal the devil) she knew there were leftists behind it.

 She hung out with Heritage Foundation for their 50th anniversary. She went on the Matt Gaetz Show to argue for the end of the Ed Department. She went to the UN to talk about parental rights (of course, not if the parents are parents of LGBTQ kids, or if the parents are themselves some unfavored minority). She stumped for Dear Leader in 2024, and then posted this on the gram--

Our @POTUS is hands-down the greatest in history and let’s be real, the most handsome too! At 78, he’s defying time with a jaw-dropping glow and an energy that’s straight-up electric. Charismatic doesn’t even cover it, he’s got that magnetic charm that lights up every room, a sharp wit that keeps us all hooked, and a vigor that puts people half his age to shame. The way he commands attention with that dazzling smile and unstoppable drive? Absolute perfection. We’re witnessing a legend who’s rewriting what it means to lead with style and grace!

In March pf 2024, she was at CPAC. So was Nayib Bukele, who at the time was mostly known for A) the kind of conservative dictatorship that has become popular on the right and B) his attempt to convert El Salvador's currency base to bitcoin, a bold idea that has turned into a demonstration of why that's a bad idea. (I'll let someone else see if there are dots to be connected between the failure of a grand cryptocurrency grift and the launch of a gulag-for-profit grift.)

While Bukele was at CPAC, Catalina Stubbe connected with him for some interview time.  

The results were reported by FSSPX News (that's the Society of Saint Pius X, a canonically irregular traditionalist Catholic outfit):

From February 21 to 24, 2024, the Salvadoran president attended the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) which was held in the United States. During the event, he was questioned by Ms. Catalina Stubbe, member of the Moms for Liberty organization – responsible for dissemination in the Hispanic community.

He explained that he thought it was “important that the curriculum does not carry this gender ideology and those types of things,” and assured that “parents should be informed and have a say in what their children will learn.”

He added: “I think it is important that God be reintroduced into schools, that morality and civics are reintroduced, that traditional elements – like mathematics and history – are taught. … Nobody is against modernization: what we are opposed to is the introduction of unnatural, anti-god, anti-family ideologies which have no place in our schools.”

The Minister of Education, José Mauricio Pineda, confirmed on social networks that “all traces of gender ideology have been removed from public schools.”

So while you're managing your anger over a third world dictator who throws around accusations while running a gulag for the US's unconstitutional rendering of whatever brown people they don't like this week, remember that this is yet another appalling ally for the "cheerful warriors" of Moms for Liberty. It is possible that in all my reading I missed the Bible passage in which Jesus said that we should round up people who bother us and stick them in some torturous prison. And M4L love for only certain parents is old news by now. 

Meanwhile, Moms for Liberty's website still features their bullshit origin fable about how a couple of moms just took $500 and a t-shirt design to launch their group, and not the actual story of how some experienced political operators got backing to launch their next attempt to mobilize GOP women. Along the way they've allied themselves with some pretty awful people, but cozying up with a dictator who hopes to get rich torturing political prisoners is an even worse look. 

Monday, April 14, 2025

Predicting AI Armageddon For Universities

Once again, the Chronicle of Higher Education is hosting some top-notch chicken littling about the coming  of our robot overlords. This time it's "Are You Ready for the AI University," from Scott Latham, and it is some top notch hand waving.

Latham is a professor at the Manning School of Business at the University of Massachusetts, with a background in tech and business, which certainly fits with the pitch he's making here. It's worth looking at because it leans hard on every marketing note we encounter in the current full court AI press.

The hyperbole here is huge. AI will be "forever altering the relationship between students and professors." Latham waves away mundane cheating concerns, the "tired debate about academic ethics" because students have always cheated and always will, so, I guess, never mind that ethics baloney. 
An AI arms race is under way. In a board room at every major college in America there is a consultant touting AI’s potential to lower costs, create new markets, and deliver more value to students.

Latham is certain of not only the inevitability, but the dominance of AI. And the FOMO is strong with this one. Here's just one of his broad sweeping portraits of the future.

Across the country some institutions are already piloting fully AI-instructed courses and utilizing AI to enable higher yields and improve retention, graduation rates, and job placement. Over the course of the next 10 years, AI-powered institutions will rise in the rankings. US News & World Report will factor a college’s AI capabilities into its calculations. Accrediting agencies will assess the degree of AI integration into pedagogy, research, and student life. Corporations will want to partner with universities that have demonstrated AI prowess. In short, we will see the emergence of the AI haves and have-nots. Sadly, institutions that need AI the most, such as community colleges and regional public universities, will be the last to get it. Prepare for an ever-widening chasm between resource-rich, technologically advanced colleges and those that are cash-starved and slow to adapt to the age of AI.

Yes, I am sure that wealthy, elite parents will send their children off to the ivies along with a note to the college saying, "Now don't try to stick my child with one of those dumb old human professors. I want that kid hooked up to an AI-driven computer."  

Latham seems to think so, asserting that 

Colleges that extol their AI capabilities will be signaling that they offer a personalized, responsive education, and cutting-edge research that will solve the world’s largest problems. Prospective students will ask, “Does your campus offer AI-taught courses?” Parents will ask: “Does your institution have AI advisers and tutors to help my child?”

I am the non-elite parent of two potential future college students, and this sounds like an education hellscape to me.

But Latham says this is all just "creative destruction," like when digital photography killed off film photography. He seriously mischaracterizes film photography to make his point, but there's no question that cheap and easy digital photography kneecapped the film variety. 

Latham argues that the market will force this, that the children of the Amazon, Netflix and Google generation want "a speedy, on-demand, and low-friction experience." Of course, they may also have learned that increasingly enshittified tech platforms are the enemy that provides whole new versions of friction. Latham also argues that these students see college as a transaction, a bit of advanced job training, a commodity to be purchased in hopes of an acceptable Return On Investment, and while I'd like to say he's wrong, he probably has a point here because A) that's what some folks have been telling them their whole lives and B) we are in an increasingly scary country where a safe economic future is hard to come by. Still, his belief in consumer short-sightedness is a bit much.

So they regard college much like any other consumer product, and like those other products, they expect it to be delivered how they want, when they want. Why wouldn’t they?

Maybe because somewhere along the way they learned that they aren't the center of the universe? 

Latham is sure that AI is an "existential threat" to the livelihood of professors. Faculty costs are a third of institutions cost structure, he tells us, and AI "can deliver more value at lower cost." One might be inclined to ask what, exactly, is the value that AI is delivering more of, but Latham isn't going to answer that. I guess "education" is just a generic substance squeezed out of universities like tofu out of a pasta press. 

If Latham hasn't pissed you off yet, this should do it:

Professors need to dispense with the delusional belief that AI can’t do their job. Faculty members often claim that AI can’t do the advising, mentoring, and life coaching that humans offer, and that’s just not true. They incorrectly equate AI with a next-generation learning-management system, such as Blackboard or Canvas, or they point out AI’s current deficiencies. They’re living in a fantasy. AI is being used to design cars and discover drugs: Do professors really think it can’t narrate and flip through PowerPoints as well as a human instructor?

 And here is why colleges and universities are going to the first to be put through the AI wringer-- there is a lot of really shitty teaching going on in colleges and universities. I would love to say that this comes down to Latham getting the professorial function wrong, that no good professor simply narrates through a Power Point deck, and I'd be correct. But do some actual professors just drone and flip? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they do.

In the end, Latham's argument is that shitty AI can replace a sub-optimal human instructor. That may be true, but it's beside the point. Can AI provide bad advising, bad mentoring, and bad life coaching? Probably. But who the heck wants that? Can AI do those jobs well? No, it can't. Because it cannot create a human connection, nor can it figure out what a human has going on in their head. 

Latham is sure, however, that it's coming. By the end of the decade, there will be avatars, and Latham says to think about how your iPhone can recognize your face. Well, 

Now imagine AI avatars that will be able to sense subtle facial expressions and interpret their meaning. If during a personalized lecture an avatar senses on a student’s face, in real time, that they’re frustrated with a specific concept, the avatar will shift the instructional mode to get the student back on track.

"Imagine" is doing a lot of work here, but even if I imagine it, can I imagine a reason that this is better done by AI instead of by an actual human instructor.

Beyond the hopeful expectation of technical capabilities, Latham makes one of the more common-yet-unremarked mistakes here, which is to assume that students will interact with the AI exactly as they would with human beings and not as they would with, say, a soulless lifeless hunk of machinery. 

Never mind. Latham is still flying his fancy to a magical future where all your education is on a "portable, scalable blockchain" that includes every last thing you ever experienced. It does not seem to occur to him that he is describing a horrifyingly intrusive mechanized Big Brother, a level of surveillance beyond anything ever conceived. 

Latham has news for the other functions of higher ed. AI can replace the registrar. AI will manage those blockchain records that "will be owned by the student and empower the student" because universities won't be able to stand in the way of students sharing records. 

AI will create perfect marketing for student recruitment, targeted to individual students. AI will handle filtering admissions as well "by attributes that play to an institution's strength." Because AI magic! Magicky magic. 

This is such bullshit, the worst kind of AO fetishization that imagines capabilities for AI that it will not have. AI is good at finding patterns by sifting through data; it does what a human could do if that human had infinite patience and time. Could a human being with infinite time and patience look at an individual 18-year-old and predict what the future holds for them? No. And neither can AI.

AI is going to take over career services, which I suppose could happen if we reach the point that the college AI reaches out to an AI contact it has in a particular business. And if you think students want to deal with human career-services professionals," Latham has a simple answer-- "No, they don't. Human interaction is not as important to today's students." I guess that settles that. It's gonna suck for students who want to go into human-facing professions (like, say, teaching) when they finally have to deal with human beings.

AI will handle accreditation, too! Witness the hellscape Latham describes:

In our unquestioning march to assessment that is driven by standardized processes and outcomes, we have laid the groundwork for AI’s ascendancy. Did the student learn? Did the student have a favorable post-graduation path, i.e., graduate school or employment? Accreditors will have no choice but to offer a stamp of approval even when AI is doing all the work. In the past decade, we have shifted from emphasizing the process of education to measuring the outcome of education when determining institutional effectiveness. We have standardized pedagogy, standardized student assessments, standardized teaching evaluations, and standardized accreditation. Accreditation by its nature is standardized, and we won’t need vice provosts to do that job much longer.

Administration will also be assimilated (I guess the AI can go ahead and shmooze wealthy alumni for contributions). Admins will deal with political pressure by asking, “Did you run this through AI?” or “Did the AI engine arrive at a similar decision?” Because if there's anything that can deal with something like the politics of the Trump regime, it's an AI.

He's not done yet. This is all so far just how AI will commandeer the existing university structure. 

But that is only step one of a broader transition. Imagine a university employing only a handful of humans, run entirely by AI: a true AI university. In the next few years, it’s likely that a group of investors in conjunction with a major tech company like X, Google, Amazon, or Meta will launch an AI university with no campus and very few human instructors. By the year 2030, there will be standalone, autonomous AI universities.

Yes, because our tech overlords have always had a keen hand on how education works. Like that time the tech geniuses promised that Massive Open Online Courses would replace universities by, well, now. Or that time that Bill Gates failed to be right about education for decades. What a bold, baseless, inevitably wrong prediction for Latham to make--but he's not done.

AI U will have a small, tight leadership team who will select a "tight set of academic disciplines that lend themselves to the early-stage capabilities of artificial intelligence, such as accounting or history." Good God-- is there any discipline that lends itself to automation less than history? History only lends itself to this if you are one of those ahistorical illiterates who believes that history is just learning a bunch of dates and names because all history is known and set in stone. It is not, and this one sentence may be the most disqualifying sentence in the whole article.

Will AI U succeed? Latham allows that a vast majority will fail (like the dot-com bubble era) but dozens will survive and prosper, because this will work for non-traditional students (you know--like those predatory for-profit colleges did) who aren't served by the "one size fits all" model currently available, because I guess Latham figures that whether you go to Harvard or Hillsdale or The College of the Atlantic or Poor State U or your local Community College, you're getting pretty much the same thing. Says the guy who earlier asserted that AI would help select students based on how they played to the individual strengths of particular institutions. AI will target the folks who started a degree but never finished it. Sure.

AI U's secret strength will be that it will be cheapo. No campus and stuff. Traditional universities offering "an old-fashioned college experience complete with dorm rooms, a football stadium, and world-class dining" will continue, though they'll be using AI, too. 

Winding down, Latham allows as predicting the carnage is easy, but "making people realize the inevitable" is hard (perhaps because it skips right over what reasons there are to think that this time, time #12,889,342, the tech world's prediction of the inevitable should be believed). "Predicting" is always easy when it's mostly just wishful guessing.

Students will benefit "tremendously" and some professors will remain. Jobs will be lost. Some disciplines will benefit, like the science-and-mathy ones. Latham sees a "silver lining" for the humanities-- "as AI fully assimilates itself into society, the ethical, moral, and legal questions will bring the humanities to the forefront." To put it another way, since the AI revolution will be run by people lacking moral and ethical grounding in the humanities, the humanities will have to step up to save society. 

I have to stipulate that there is no doubt that Professor Latham is more accomplished and successful than I am. Probably smarter, and for all I know, a wonderful human being who is kind to his mother. But this sure seems like a lot of bunk. Here he has captured most of the features of AI sales. A lack of clarity about what teachers, ideally, actually do (it is not simply pour information into student brains to be recalled later). A lack of clarity about what AI actually does, and what capabilities it does and does not have. A faith that a whole lot of things can be determined with data and objectivity (spoiler alert: AI is not actually all that objective). Complete glossing over the scariest aspects of collecting every single detail of your life digitally, to be sorted through by future employers or hostile American governments (like the one we have right now which is trying to amalgamate all the data the feds have so that they can sift through it to find the people they want to attack). 

Is AI going to have some kind of effect on universities? Sure. Are those effects inevitable? Not at all. Will the AI revolution resemble many other "transformational" education revolutions of the past, and how they failed? You betcha-- especially MOOCs. Are people going to find ways to use AI to cut some corners and make their lives easier, even if it means sacrificing quality? Yeah, probably. Is all of this going to get way more expensive once AI companies decide it's time to make some of their money back? Positively. 

Would we benefit from navigating all of this with realistic discussions based on something other than hyperbolic marketing copy? Please, God. The smoke is supposed to stay inside the crystal ball.