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Sunday, August 31, 2025

ICYMI: Up and Hobbling Edition (8/31)

So this week, I had some arthroscopic surgery and took delivery of a new desktop computer to replace the eight-year-old dysfunctional one. This will be good news for those of you who are really bothered by my typos, which are exponentially worse on the mobile office laptop. 

I've had this kind of surgery twice before. The first time was back in 1980 and back then the protocol was to put the leg in a cast and spend six weeks letting the muscles turn into limp spaghetti. Nowadays the protocol is use crutches for the first day and then get yourself in gear. So I am hobbling mightily and will be back to normal sooner or later. 

Meanwhile, as much as I bitch and moan about the annoyances of modern tech, I have to acknowledge that moving toa new machine has gotten way easier since last time. Here I was painstakingly offloading everything onto an external drive and then the new computer and the old computer just copied all of my stuff on their own. It was both creepy and massively labor- and time-saving.

We've got plenty for you to read this week. Here we go.

Is Public Education Over?

If you read just one thing on the list, read this. Jennifer Berkshire puts standardized testing and Democrats who run against public schools in their proper context.


Audrey Watters read Berkshire's piece, and she expands on the understanding that public education didn't get damaged all at once.

Parents Sue Open AI for ChatGPT’s Role in Son’s Suicide

The indispensable Mercedes Schneider brings us the story of an inevitable and necessary lawsuit. The court documents detail the chilling ways ChatGPT facilitated and encouraged a teen's suicide through multiple attempts.

Two Va. school districts sue U.S. Education Dept. in fight over gender policies

A couple of Virginia districts are suing the ed department over withholding funds. Washington Post has the story.

Florida education officials urge school districts to work around unions

Florida's new ed chief is just as big of a tool as the last one. Jeffrey Solochek reports for the Tampa Bay Times.

DeSantis appoints another failed Florida school board candidate

Also from Solochek at the Tampa Bay Times, a look at DeSantis's favor election-denying trick-- when the voters don't pick his favored school board candidates, he just puts the failed candidate on the board anyway. Because Democracy is stupid.


Yes, WaPo did that. Lucking Fary Rubinstein is here to debunk that reality-impaired piece.

Dark money spending could overshadow local priorities for Denver schools

Mike DeGuire details how dark money is involved in Denver school board races.


Thomas Ultican pries apart some of the sources of funding one busy group in Oakland. You may not be in Oakland, but it's a good model for how these sorts of groups work.

Public Education Is in Trouble. Whose Job Is It to Fix It?

At EdWeek, a very practical piece about how district admins can help, and connections are important.

Kelly Nash Doubles Down on Call to Eliminate LGBTQ+ Alaskans as Daughter Runs for Public Office

How bad and ugly can it get for LGBTQ educators? Pretty bad and ugly. From Matthew Beck at The Blue Alaskan.

Is There Really a Decline in Pleasure Reading?

You've read the terrible news. Nancy Flanagan says maybe you don't need to get all depressed just yet.

Okay, this is one I hadn't thought of. A guest post at Larry Cuban on a project that challenged students by showing them that what they came up with wasn't any better than what ChatGPT extruded. So, ChatGPT as a way to charge students with lack of creativity.

Claremont's Finances are Dire

Claremont, NH is in trouble, with a massive financial challenge caused by, apparently, some serious mismanagement. It's a lesson in how a district can go off the rails and a state can say, "Tough noogies." I'll confess I'm especially interested because these were my schools back in my K-3 years. Andru Volinsky has the story.

The Ramaswamy Education Cons

Stephen Dyer and David Pepper had a video conversation about Ramaswamy's education baloney in his run for Ohio office.

I Was A High School Teacher For Decades. This Is What Your Kids Will Lose If The Far Right Gets Its Way.

Nancy Jorgenson is a retired music teacher, and she has some objections to the notion that schools should just dispense facts and content.

Texas Businesswoman Wants to Open AI-Driven, Teacherless Cyber Charter School in Pennsylvania

MacKenzie Price, Alpha schools, and the 2 Hour Learning idea have all been back in the news lately, so I'm re-upping this piece I wrote in January about this well-connected pile of baloney.


Rob Shapiro at McSweeney's, where they get that perfect blend of comedy and tragedy.

As WA government officials embrace AI, policies are still catching up

NPR takes a look at Washington state's attempt to get all up in the AI in government. Some parts aren't working so well.

Neurosymbolic AI—not with a bang, but a whither?

Ben Riley makes sense of one more debate going on in the AI world. Read this and get smarter.

AI is ummasking ICE officers. Can Washington do anything about it?

Politico has this fun new story. 

This week at Forbes.com, I looked at a new NPE report on the charter school biz. 

Here's brand new music from an unlikely combo.

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Sunday, August 24, 2025

ICYMI: Fallish Edition (8/24)

Autumn is my favorite season, hands down, so I get excited when the tail end of summer even starts to hint at what is coming. Can I wear shorts and a sweatshirt today? Yes, please.

Here's your list for the week.

The Double Burden of School Choice

This paper looks at the burdens that fall on parents when they are assigned the responsibility for finding an education for their own children. Honestly, the research here involves a sample of 39 whole parental units, which doesn't strike me as compelling. But I'm saving this link here because the paper includes a host of clickable links to all sorts of research in the field, and that alone makes this valuable.

“The Play’s the Thing….”

John Merrow was one of the nation's top education reporters. This post is a masterful connec tion between theater, student producers, and cell phone bans.

Uncritical Promotion of AI: Educators Should Know Better

John Robinson, the 21st Century principal, reminds educators to think before being pushed into AI adoption.


Jose Luis Vilson explores the connections between our classrooms and the societies we wish to live in.

Selling Florida’s Public Schools, Piece by Piece

Florida continues to lead the nation in the dismantling of public education. Sue Kingery Woltanski observes that when public schools and the people who choose them won't get with the free market program, Florida's politicians find ways to make them.


Gary Rubinstein explains how KIPP in NYC cheats its way into a high ranking on the silly US News list of schools. It's actually pretty clever, as cheating goes.

Prescriptive Practices

Audrey Watters, as always, covers a ton of stuff. But the headliner this time is Michael Pershan, a math teacher who demonstrates the value of seeing learning as a social activity, not a solitary one.

Something wicked this way comes

Ben Riley has some thoughts about the many institutions trying to sell AI in education, especially that op-ed writing former Google CEO.

Trump-appointed judge rebukes Oklahoma’s Ryan Walters

Ryan Walters, America's worst state education chief, tried to sue a religious freedom group into submission because of course he did. A Trump judge told him he was way full of it.

Important New Court Ruling Protects Equity and Inclusion in Public Schools and Students’ Civil Rights

This week a judge ruled against the Department of Education's threat to defund any school caught doing DEI things. This is kind of a big deal, and Jan Resseger has a guide to some of the coverage of this decision.

Trump’s Anti-DEI Guidance Crusade Just Got Struck Down

Julian Vasquez Heilig looks at the decision and its implications. 

DOJ Deems Definition of Hispanic-Serving Institutions Unconstitutional

Once again employing their legal theory that the only discrimination that happens in this country is discrimination against melanin-deprived penis owners, the regime has decided to cut all aid aimed at colleges with large Hispanic enrollment. Ryan Quin at Inside Higher Ed explains.


Paul Thomas takes us down another rabbit hole involving a Science Of person taking a bold stand against things that nobody actually does.

Education Department quietly removes rules for teaching English learners

The Washington Post noticed that the Ed Department is just backing away from English Language Learner as a thing, in keeping with Dear Leader's "Speak English because Murica!" policy, and Laura Meckler and Justine McDaniel report on it. This is a move so dumb that even the increasingly dim-witted WaPo editrial board criticized it.

Florida will phase out certificates of completion for students with disabilities

Florida will stop giving certificates to students with special needs showing that they had diligently done their level best in school. Watch for erosion of special needs services to follow.

More than 1,000 SC voucher recipients were improperly enrolled in public schools

A whole lot of South Carolina's voucher students are apparently taking the money wbhile staying in public school.

Why America still needs public schools

Sidney Shapiro and Joseph Tomain at The Conversation explain, again, why public schools arew important and valuable and shouldn't just be trashed.

Tennessee to give more average per-pupil funding to voucher participants than public school students

Yup-- the state will give more money to educate a private school student than a public school one. Melissa Brown reports for Chalkbeat.

New Illinois Law Aims To Protect Access To Public Education For Immigrant Students

Chalkbeat coverage of legislators getting it right in Illinois.


Charlie Warzel at the Atlantic, and some help in realizing you're not crazy for thinking that much of the AI stuff is crazy.

A teen band needed a pianist. They called Donald Fagen.

Cool story. Yes, it has a whiff of nepo baby about it, but it's also about how music gets passed down the generations.

James Taylor is delightful, and the kids are so full of joy, but I am also here for Howard Johnson, the great jazz tuba player, who just makes this sing.



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Friday, August 15, 2025

An Excellent AI Explanation

This is one of the best things I've come across to explain for an average human being how to think of what that chatbot extruded as an answer to your prompt.






































I like this because it sidesteps one of the problems of talking about AI-- as humans, we absolutely love to project intent into the world. We anthropomorphize everything. Did your family give the family car a name (we don't have a name for our cars, but we call the google map voice "Brenda")? We get mad at inanimate objects as if they thwart us on purpose--with intent. Heck, religion itself is built on the impulse to ascribe intent to the entire universe.

Trying to drive home the point that grnerative AI does not have intent in any human sense is accurate and worthwhile and also much like trying to empty Lake Erie with a spoon. 

So, sure. Let's think of generative AI as having intent-- but if we must do so, let's say that its intent is not to study up on the topic and draw wise conclusions. Its "intent" is to tell you what a response would sound like. Is it a corect response or an incorrect one? That's not a factor. Its "intent" is to extrude something that sounds like an answer would sound, not to extrude an actual answer. It is, in fact, a bullshit artist.

I came across the above image third hand, so I am not able to properly credit the daughter who originally crafted it. But this is one of those times I'm posting something not just to boost it, but to park it somewhere I'll be able to find it, because I expect this is an idea that I will come back to again.



Sunday, August 10, 2025

ICYMI: Great East Lake Edition (8/10)

This week we have been on the shores of Great East Lake in a cabin that was first set up by my grandfather, a New Hampshire general contractor, and which has now been enjoyed by generations of the family. So my output, already diminished as I try to wrap up a book about writing (which has no actual publisher, but I have this thing where I have to write things out of my head or they just won't leave me alone, so if you are a publisher interested in a book about writing, you know how to find me), has been way down. My intake of Devil Dogs, various forms of seafood, and hours paddling about on the water has been greatly increased. 

But I still have a list of goodies for you to read. So here we go.

An Annotated Guide to OpenAI's Enshittification of Education

Benjamin Riley dissects some more of the latest AI bullshit. Sadly hilarious.

Why the White House Backed Down From Its First Big Education Cuts

Toluse Olorunnipa writes for The Atlantic and damned if somebody other than Jennifer Berkshire has noticed that public education is popular in this country.

Asking Students to Use AI Responsibly When The Adults Aren't

Anne Lutz Fernandez points out that there's a serious problem with asking teachers to get students to do what allegedly responsible adults will not.

Bibbidi Bobbidi What?

From Sue Kingery Woltanski-- turns out that Florida vouchers aren't just paying for theme park tickets, but for some dress-up shopping sprees as well.


Ben Williamson with news about some really creepy new business initiatives.

New and damning school voucher data confirm worst fears

Rob Schofield reports from North Carolina yet more findings about who is really using school vouchers.

Entire board of directors at charter school resigns after allegations of massive fraud scheme

Carlos Garcia reports for Blaze Media on a Californias charter school that has achieved spectacular levels of fraud and waste. Highlands Community Charter and Technical Schools in Sacramento is a very special outfit.

Parents intervene in Missouri voucher lawsuit with help from Herzog Foundation leader

If you're not familiar with the Herzog Foundation, it's another pile of rich conservative money aimed at privatizing education. They're at it again in Missouri.

Federal judge bars Arkansas public schools from displaying the Ten Commandments

Not just barring it, but puzzling how anyone could have thought that such a thing was remotey legal.

Public schools are closing as Arizona’s school voucher program soars

Laura Meckler at the Washington Post provides a deep dive into Arizona's attempt to end public education, and how that looks on the ground for actual parents.

The White House intends to slash the education safety net

For those just waking up, David Kirp offers a quick primer on the regime's ideas about education

Inside the Parent-Led Movement For Phone-Free Schools

For Time, Charlotte Alter offers a look inside the anti-phone movement. You may or may not agree with these folks, but this provides a better picture of who they are.

Expert Douses Boston Globe’s “Science of Reading” Advocacy

Maurice Cunningham offers an expert's take on Science of Reading.

"Parental Rights" as a Pro-Voucher Slogan

Steve Nuzum explains how "parental rights" serves as a marketing term for taxpayer-funded vouchers (and segregation).

AI Literacy for Preschoolers? The Frightening Redefining of Childhood

Nancy Bailey on one of nthe less-than-brilliant ideas now kicking around about Ai and the littles.

Network for Public Education Tracks a Charter School Sector in Decline

I'm going to dig into this new report once I get back to civilization, but in the meantime, here's a good look by Jan Resseger.





























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Sunday, August 3, 2025

ICYMI: AFK Edition (8/3)

Nothing new to report, but I wouldn't miss this wekly collection for anything. Here's your list of stuff.

A “Moment of Reckoning” or Just More Empty Hysteria?

Nancy Flanagan wishes that journalists would look a little more closely before declaring the latest crisis.

The Alpha Bet

Audrey Watters covers the massive con that is MacKenzie Price and 2HourLearning. Among other things. Have you subscribed yet? You should do that.

What Research Tells Us About School Takeovers

Steve Nuzum continues to pick apart the nuts and bolts and baloney of school takeovers.

AI Literacy for Preschoolers? The Frightening Redefining of Childhood

So many bad ideas about AI. Nancy Bailey considers one of the worst.

The Bonus, the Bribe, and the Brilliant Mind

TC Weber has followed Penny Schwinn for quite some time, so who better to explain what just happened to her federal ed department aspirations. Also, some other Tennessee news.


Jeff Bryant looks at how the regime is turning education into the great unequalizer

Tennessee school won’t accept doctor’s notes for absences

Speaking of bad ideas from Tennessee...


Jose Luis Vilson goes back to the old school and learns a few things.

In the Name of Dismantling Public Schools, Let Us Pray

Sue Kingery Woltanski would like to know why Florida's school leaders are inviting prayers from leading school dismantlers.


Thomas Ultican digs into the influence of David Barton, christianist nationalist faux historian.

Missing the Boat

Jennifer Berkshire and the eternal question--can any Democrats get it right when it comes to education?

If it's the biggest lie ever, why won't Ryan Walters tell us what the lie is?

Clay Horning has the definitive take on dudebro Ryan Walters and his newest scandal-- Naked Ladygate.

$50k bonus, student loan repayment options part of DHS' incentive to recruit more ICE agents

Oh, look! Turns out that forgiving student loans IS okay sometimes. But for secret police, not for teachers.

Searching for Abstract Intelligence

Can computers handle abstract intelligence, like the kind used to play chess? Despite what you remember hearing abour Deep Blue, the answer is no. Benjamin Riley explains.


Sonja Drimmer vivsects some of Zuckerberg's nonsense.

AI is Already Disempowering Workers Through Hype

AI hype isn't just about selling a product. It's abaout convincing workers that they should settle for less and be grateful. Anne Lutz Fernandez explains.

I published tow "outside" pieces this week, but I think both are important.

First, at The Progressive, I ask a question-- if we deployed choice to rescue students from failing public schools, and it isn't accomplishing that goal, then shouldn't we be moving on to a new plan?

Then at Forbes.com, the biggest Montessori-ish chain in the country imploded, taking down almost 150 schools. It's a story that features old friends like Altschool and MacKenzie Price and 2HourLearning. (H/T to Jennifer Berkshire, who brought this tale of woe to my attention).

Would you believe a ska band from Melbourne? Would you believe a cover of an old tv theme?  Fun times!


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Sunday, July 27, 2025

ICYMI: Wedding Edition (7/27)

We are just a little scattered here at the Institute these days. Family health issues, the apparent unfixable dysfunction of the desktop computer, and yesterday's wedding of my nephew (aka the sportswriter who is the only person in the family to make a living writing) have taken up a lot of attention. And I have to work on the mobile office, aka the laptop computer (you can tell when I'm on the mobile office because typographical error output dramatically increases over my usual not-inconsiderable production level).

There was actual good news this week as the feds decided that they would go ahead and hand over the billions in education dollars that they were legally obligated to distribute. Howeve, let that whole frozen funding flap serve notice that those are dollars they intend to cut in next year's budget.

What else have we got this week? Let's see.

College Cheating Regrets

The indispensable Mercedes Schneider delves into the problems that ensue when you CheatGPT through school and emerge knowing not much of anything.

About 1 in 6 U.S. teachers work second jobs

Pew Research offers this fun new factoid. It doesn't count coahing or advising clubs as extra jobs, nor does it look at families where the spouse is the breadwinner and teaching IS the extra job, but it's still an interesting data point.

Pennsylvanians want state investing in schools

Speaking of polls, turns out that plenty of Pennsylvanians would like the state to observe the court ruling that requires the legislature to fix our grossly unfair funding system. (Meanwhile, we still can't get the state budget done on time...)

Board members: TV in Ryan Walters’ office displayed nude women during executive session

Education dudebro Ryan Walters continues to not make friends with the new education board in Oklahoma. Coverage includes the usual hostile response from the press office. Remember, immoral sexual materials are evil and bad, except sometimes.

Charter school run by group Walters partnered OSDE with faces shutdown in Arizona over failing grades

Walters has also teamed up with cyber charter American Virtual Academy, which would be fine except AV has a massive failure problem.

Texas Is Letting Parents Dictate What All Students Read

Marium Zarah at The Progressive looks at the newest Texas inituiative for increasing censorship for school libraries.

Vouchers Deliver Blow to Rural Schools: ‘They’re Taking Money From Our Students.’

NEA Today looks at how voucher programs are particularly hard on rural schools.

Kicking Away the Ladder

Jennifer Berkshire looks at education policy in the context of unprecendented wealth transfer from the poor to the wealthy.

AI Cheating: The SAT-ACT Em dash Controversy

You may have heard the folk wisdom that em dashes are a sign of ChatGPT at work, but Akil Bello would like to fremind you that theb ACT and SAT test students on a small set of mpunctuation marks-- and the em dash is one of them

Stop the Grift: Florida’s School Vouchers Are Scamming Taxpayers and Sabotaging Democracy

Colleen Conklin is back at Flagler Live with this takedown on Florida's terrible voucher scam systems.

EdChoice Fight Pure Politics

Stephen Dyer's meticulous and thorough coverage of Ohio's battle over choice has been informative and illuminating. It continues here. Are politicians worried about educating children?  Ha.

AI companies have stopped warning you that their chatbots aren’t doctors

Add to the list of things teachers and parents need to tell young humans because the rsponsible parties aren't going to.

This week at Forbes.com I wrote about an international push-back on AI in education by actual educators including an open letter that you can still sign.

Here's something a little romantic for a wedding weekend.



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Friday, July 25, 2025

In Praise of Extruding AI

Emily Bender and Alex Hanna have performed a huge public service by writing The AI Con, The book is insightful, incisive, and totally accessible. You need to read it, and then you need to give a copy to your uncle or boss or favorite think tank honcho who thinks that AI is magical and can Do Things.

Among their many well-made points, Bender and Hanna solve a very specific problem.

One of the most insidious pieces of the AI marketing blitz (including the term "artificial intelligence," which is itself more marketing tool than accurate descriptor) is the way we keep anthropormorphizing it, talking about it as if it's a living, thinking thing.

It's hard to avoid. When we talk about AI producing strings of words, we frequently resort to terms like "wcomposing" or "creating" or "telling" or "writing," which are all handy for talking about the process of arranging words in a meaningful way. But these terms are inextricably connec ted to human intelligence. There really isn't a term to use in talking about the manufacture of meaningful strings of words with no intelligence behind the act. (Even Capote's famous slam, "That's not writing, that's typing" only comes close, because people type).

But Bender and hanna, who throw a variety of careful language at AI, hit on one that is an apt substitute for synthetic word string production-- extrude.

It's a genius choice because there is nothing human about it. There are no circumstances under which a real live human extrudes anything. It's strictly a machine function. The machine extrudes soft plastic into a mold and shapes it. The playdoh fun factory extrudes some dough to be cut into shapes for some reason. The machine extrudes pink slime waiting to be turned into some simulated version of food. The machine extrudes a sentence or paragraph of words to manufacture an artificial simulcrum of language.

Language is still catching up with AI, which does not read or analyze or interpret or summarize or write or tell no matter how many times we say it does. Better to reach for language that more accurately describes what the machine does. It's not easy and not yet automatic, but I do believe that more precise and accurate language is always important (and misleading and inaccurate language in the service of a massive bullshit generator is always dangerous). 

I've been reluctant to use extrude more often because it feels like theft, so this post is about assuaging my conscience so that I can borrow from Bender and Hanna with a clearer conscience and acknowledge their contribution to the discourse-- exactly the kind of contribution that GenAI is never going to make.


Sunday, July 20, 2025

ICYMI: Just Hangin' In Edition (7/20)

It's been a week here at the Institute. Family health stuff, technological breakdowns, and a bunch of what-have-you. But I still have some stuff for you to read. Here's the list.

 
Most Pa. cyber charters back mandatory weekly wellness checks for students as Senate moves to tighten law

You would think that doing an eyes-on wellness check of students would be an uncontroversial issue, but Pennsylvania's leading profiteers in the cyber school biz would rather not, thank you.

Which is worse: Sugary snacks or bad schools?

Checker Finn, honcho emeritus of choice-loving Fordham Institute, continues to argue for some sort of regulation on vouchers. We don't let food stamps pay for junk food-- why wouldn't we have similar limits on vouchers?

Florida schools didn’t want those millions of dollars anyway

In response to the Trumpian withholding of funding, Stephanie Hayes unleashes some Grade A snark at the Tamps Bay Times

28 Bills, Ten Commandments and 1 Source: A Christian Right ‘Bill Mill’

David Barton has made a huge career out of peddling fake history that "proves" this is a Christian nation. Turns out he's also helping create the wave of Ten Commandments legislation in this country. Mark Keierleber at The74 does a bang-up job with this story. If you only read one item on the list this week...

SC schools can hire noncertified teachers under new law

South Carolina once had a great program for convincing students to pursue teaching, but now they're joining the crowd that figures any warm body can do the job just fine.

Teachers Work in Systems We Did Not Create

Nancy Flanagan is among those of us with eyebrows raised at AFT's decision to "help" bring AI to the classroom.

The TROUBLING Teacher Union Connection to Open AI, Microsoft, and Anthropic

Nancy Bailey is also unimpressed with this team-up idea.


Guest posting at Larry Cuban's blog, Russell Shaw offers a thoughtful explanation of why ChatGPT is not a suitable playmate for your child (or anyone else's). 

Supreme Court Acquiesces to Trump’s Move to Abolish Education Department

Jan Resseger looks at the latest ruling from the MAGA Supremes and how it will accelerate the end of the Department of Education.

State Budget Robs Poor Kids to Overfund Rich Adults

Stephen Dyer continues to track the details of Ohio's royal shafting of public education.

Kicking Away the Ladder

Jennifer Berkshire looks at the larger trends behind the regime's attack on, well, all sorts of things.

They're Literally Angry at Superman for Being Nice

From Parker Molloy, a look at the right wing flap over Superman (the movie). Not directly related to education, except that it shows the kinds of values MAGA objects to in movies and schools and anywhere else.

This week I'm sharing an old ad from the BBC with an extraordinary group of performers making blink and you'll miss it appearances. Maybe it's a little overproduced, but oh that song.




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Sunday, July 13, 2025

ICYMI: Scopes Centennial Edition (7/13)

Last week we sailed past the 100-year anniversary of the Scopes trial, arguably the grand kick-off for a century of culture panic in this country. There were a couple good pieces about the event (here and here) that, if nothing else, taught some folks that they could use one issue to harness christiniast discontent with many issues and tied to a massive persecution complex. 

Still stuff to read this week. Let's see what we've got in the bin.

"South Carolina Partners with PragerU" (Updates)

Steve Nuzum has been following the attempts of South Carolina to use fake PragerU as an education partner. Yuck.

NH's Latest School Funding Case

Andru Volinsky updates us on the latest chapter in the long-running attempt to get New Hampshire to fully and fairly fund its schools.

Read Receipt

Doing your brainstorming with a chatbot? Audrey Watters would rather read or, you know, think.

The ‘big, beautiful’ fight over school choice ends with escape clause for blue states

Lexi Lonas Coch at The Hill looks at the escape clause in the federal voucher bill. Will states avoid the whole business, or will it be hard to resist free federal money?

How the Supreme Court Is Making Public Education Itself Unconstitutional

At EdWeek, Johann Neem provides the most depressing take on the recent SCOTUS allowing parents a religious opt-out for any lessons they don't care for.

Survey: 60% of Teachers Used AI This Year and Saved up to 6 Hours of Work a Week

Speaking of lousy news, here are some depressing stats reported by The74..

A District-by-District Accounting of the $6.2 Billion the U.S. Department of Education Has Held Back from Schools

I've linked to this piece from New America in two pieces this week, but I'm going to put the link here because it's an extraordinary resource for breaking down the damage from the regimes withholding of funding from schools across the country.


Thomas Ultican takes a look at Sacramento, where Kevin Johnson and Michelle Rhee have been busy folks.

The Real Reason Churches Advocate for Vouchers

Robert Repino writes at The Progressive about one of the big unanswered questions of vouchers. Churches want them and have pushed hard for them, but what do they do with the money?

Indiana Vouchers: Private School Coupons for Wealthy Families

Andy Spears breaks down yet another state voucher program that is all about taxpayers funding wealthy families and private schools.

Most U.S. adults say child care costs are a ‘major problem,’ a new AP-NORC poll finds

Yeah, you already knew this, but child care is crazy expensive-- so much so that folks aren't working because it would cost too much to have child care. 

MAGA’s Ugly Budget at Odds with Its Creepy Pronatalism

Jennifer Rubin joins the crowd pointing out that if the far right wants more (white) babies, maybe don't make life miserable for young parents.

La. Teachers: State Raise Funding Is on the 2026 Ballot

The indispensable Mercedes Schneider updates us with a picture of the kind of mess teachers have to go through in a state where the legislature decides if they can have a raise or not.

The resistance to “School choice” isn’t psychological—it’s principled.

Patty Levesque has enjoyed a full career as a serial reform grifter, and she recently published a piece arguing about the psychology of school choice resisters. Sue Kingery Woltanski explains why Levesque's argument is bunk.

When The U.S. Government Tried To Replace Migrant Farmworkers With High Schoolers

This is an NPR story from 2018 (reported by Gustavo Arellano). While we're hearing noise about making able-bodied people work in the fields to earn their Medicaid, it's worth looking back to 1965, when the feds decided high school jocks could replace those damned migrant farm workers. There's a reason that the program wasn't around in 1966. 

I include the music clips these days because when the news is lousy, it's good to remember what is beautiful about being human in the world. 



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Saturday, July 12, 2025

Sal Khan Flunks Lit Class

Sal Khan has established himself as one of the big names in the world of Tech Overlords Who Want To Reshape Education Even Though They Don't Know Jack About How It Works.  

These days Khan is pimping for AI, including publication of a terrible book about AI and education, and John Warner's review of that book ("An Unserious Book") pretty well captures the silly infomercial of that work. You should read the whole thing, but let me share this quick clip:

Khan is in the business of solving the problems he perceives rather than truly engaging with and collaborating with teachers on the actual work of teaching. He turns teaching into an abstract problem, one that just so happens to align with the capabilities of his Khanmigo tutor-bot.

More than fair. 

Khan's book touches on his love for Ender's Game, a book whose main point appears to have sailed far over Khan's head. The book series is about children who are tricked into running a genocidal space war by being hooked up to a gamified simulation. Khan thinks the book is about "how humans can transcend what we think of traditionally as being human."

That's not a one off. Khan put his reading skills on display a few months ago in a Khan Academy blog post in which this "avid reader" offers five recommendations, complete with summaries, sort of.

Khan likes to say that Khan Academy was inspired by Isaac Asimov's Foundation series: "The concept of collecting and spreading knowledge for the benefit of humanity deeply resonated with me." Asimov's future history (now at about 18 books) is about many things, including human society being manipulated and directed by a robot with some mild psychic powers, but okay. Let's look at his five recommendations.

A Little History of the World

E. M. Gombrich covers history from cave dweller says to just after WWI. Khan appears to know what he's talking about here, saying that it "reads like a magical adventure that inspires true wonder as the reader journeys through our shared story on this planet." Though I'm not sure Khan caught the very humanist tones of the book. "In many ways, Gombrich has the same approach to education as Khan Academy does—showing that learning is best when paired with accessibility, joy, and wonder." Khan Academy videos are about joy and wonder? 

The Art of Living

Epictetus, a Greek stoic philosopher, was a sort of classical Ben Franklin, and this book collects a whole bunch of his observations about Living a Good Life under headings like Your Will Is Always Within Your Power, Create Your Own Merit, and Events Are Impersonal and Indifferent. What Khan gets from it is some sweet, sweet marketing copy:"

This quote resonates with me: “The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.” The sentence perfectly captures the spirit of Khan Academy. By surrounding ourselves with passionate, supportive learners like you, we can create an environment where everyone can thrive.

Three Body Problem

Cixin Liu's trilogy is a huge nut to crack, but Khan reads it as "a skilled blend of both scientific and philosophical speculation that challenges our assumptions about who we are and what our place is in the universe." And, okay--there's a lot to discuss and argue about the work, but our place in the universe appears to be painfully small and the work is arguably a huge FAFO novel about humanity biting off way more than it can chew. Khan thinks it fits in an age of AI. when we should "double down on its positive uses while placing reasonable guardrails to mitigate the negative." I am pretty sure any number of SF novels could have been plugged in here.

Great Expectations

I taught this Charles Dickens classic innumerable times, and his summary would shame the dimmest freshman. 

The novel follows Pip, a young man whose life is shaped by opportunity, wealth, and societal expectations. Throughout history, these forces have dictated access to education and determined a person’s future. Pip’s journey highlights the inherent unfairness of this system.

Well, that's not what "expectations" means in this novel. And that's not exactly what shapes Pips life. There's also sheer happenstance (because Dickens) and love and the social status strictures of Victorian England. Most of all, it's about Pip coming to terms with himself and his goals in life in a story of moral regeneration. I confess to loving the richness and depth of this novel, far deeper and human that a complaint about fairness, and it is painful to see Khan reduce it to those few sentences.

A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court

Hoo boy, does Khan miss the boat on this one. 

In this book, Hank Morgan, a knowledgeable American engineer from the late 1800s, finds himself magically transported to King Arthur’s England in the 500s, a far more backward and ignorant time than the fanciful tales of legend. He also discovers that his knowledge of science and engineering is nothing short of magic to the people of Camelot. Through his experiences, he realizes that the best way to “liberate” people is to educate them in science, critical thinking, and humanist ideals.

Connecticut Yankee is one of Mark Twain's darkest works. It starts as a simple lampoon of the romanticized view of medieval times, but Morgan's "upgrades" to the past include the creation of firearms and other modern weaponry. Morgan wins a duel by shooting a bunch of knights with a pistol, and then in the climactic battle, uses modern technology to slaughter 30,000 cavalrymen (sent by the Catholic Church, which is a major antagonist in the novel). Thus, science "liberates" a whole bunch of people from breathing. If I wanted to pick a novel that demonstrates the corrupting dangers of technology, I could do worse than this one.

I would guess that Khan had ChatGPT write the list for him, except that I'm not sure that a bot wouldn't do a better job. I know it's just a little fluff piece for his company's blog, but damn-- someone who wants to commandeer the shape and direction of education out to be better than this. This is a guy who sees what he wants to see and not what is actually there, a serious absence of critical thinking skills for someone working in education.

Sunday, July 6, 2025

ICYMI: Post-Independence Day Edition (7/5)

In our town, the annual fireworks display is set off pretty much across the river from my back yard. So every year we have a cookout, mt brother and some friends come over and after supper, we play some traditional jazz in the backyard where anyone in the neighborhood can hear. Then the fireworks happen. There's no doubt that some years feel different than others, but our country has so many terrible chapters that it's impossible not to live through some of them. At the same time, our most immediate sphere of control involves watching out for the friends and family and community that is in our immediate vicinity. So we try to do that.

Meanwhile, I've got a reading list for you from the week. Remember to share.

South Georgia librarian is fired over LGBTQ children’s book included in summer reading display

Another one of these damned stories. She's got a lawyer; we'll see if that helps.

‘I Don’t Want Any Light Shining on Our District:’ Schools Serving Undocumented Kids Go Underground

The 74 was launched as a bad faith exercise in reformsterism and political hackery, but they still manage to put out valuable stories like this. Jo Napolitano looks at school districts that are trying to evade the long arm of the anti-diversity regime.

Cyber school facing wrongful death suit says it’s ‘unreasonable’ for teachers to see students weekly

I've written about Commonwealth Charter Academy many times, because they are a profiteering real estate-grubbing company disguised as a cyber school. Katie Meyer at Spotlight PA has this story about how CCA is resisting the state's mandate to make even a minimal effort to take care of its students.
 
Public Money, Private Control: Inside New Orleans’ Charter School Overhaul

Big Easy magazine does another post-mortem of the New Orleans charter experiment (which has now been running for twenty years) and finds, once again, that it's not as great a model as reformsters want to believe.

The Chan-Zuckerbergs stopped funding social causes. 400 kids lost their school.

From the Washington Post, one more example of why depending on flakey fauxlanthropists is not a great plan for schools.


Thomas Ultican looks at some of the forces trying to sell the Science of Reading

Making Sense of Trump's K-12 Budget Slashing

Jennifer Berkshire puts the regime budget slashing in the context of some broader, uglier ideologies at work.

Whatever Happened to Values Clarification

Oh, the misspent days of my youth, when Values Clarification was a thing. Larry Cuban takes us back to this little chapter of history.

Trump Administration Axes Funding for Key K-12 Education Programs on One Day’s Notice

Jan Resseger reports on the Trump initiative to just withhold funds from schools because, well, he feels like it.

Reading is the door to freedom

Jesse Turner on reading and his time spent teaching on the Tohono O'odham Reservation.

Fiscal Year Ends in Chaos for Florida Schools

Florida continues to set the standard for assaulting public education. Sue Kingery Woltanski reports on latest budgetary shenanigans.

Firms belonging to wife of Rep. Donalds grabbed millions in charter school contracts

Speaking of Florida shenanigans, here's a piece from Florida Bulldog that looks at the many ways that Erika Donalds has enriched herself with education funds. You Florida fans will recognize many of the names in this piece by Will Bredderman.

Unconstitutional Voucher Program Can't Be Fixed Easily

Policy expert Stephen Dyer has been all over the recent successful challenge to an Ohio voucher program. Where do they go next? No place easy.

The Trump Administration is Ending Special Education!

Nancy Bailey explains how the new Trumpian budget slashing may well end special ed as we know it.

California colleges spend millions to catch plagiarism and AI. Is the faulty tech worth it?

Turnitin is now in the AI detection biz, and it's just as scammy as their old business model. Tara Garcia Mathewson at Cal Matters has the story.

The AI Backlash Keeps Growing Stronger

If you're thinking that maybe AI isn't all that awesome, you have plenty of company. Reece Rogers reports for Wired.

Make Fun Of Them

Ed Zitron points out that our tech overlords are mostly dopes, and we should make fun of them for it.

This week at Forbes.com  I took a look at what the Senate's version of federal vouchers looks like. At the Bucks County Beacon, I broke down the Mahmoud v. Taylor decision.

Tuba Skinny is the band I'd like to play in when I grow up.




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Friday, July 4, 2025

What The Free Market Does For Education and Equality

"Unleash market forces" has been a rallying cry of both the right and some nominally on the left for the past twenty-some years. The free market and private operators do everything better! Competition drives improvement! 

It's an okay argument for toasters. It's a terrible argument for education.

The free market does not foster superior quality; the free market fosters superior marketing. And as we've learned in the more recent past, the free market also fosters enshittification-- the business of trying to make more money by actively making the product worse (see: Google, Facebook, and any new product that requires you to subscribe to get the use of basic features). 

We know what competition drives in an education market-- a competition to capture the students who give you the most marketable "success" for the lowest cost. The most successful school is not one that has some great new pedagogical miracle, but the one that does the best job of keeping high-testing students ("Look at our numbers! We must be great!") and getting rid of the high-cost, low-scoring students. Or, if that's your jam, the success is the one that keeps away all those terrible LGBTQ and heathen non-believer students. The kind of school that lets parents select a school in tune with their 19th century values.

The market, we are repeatedly told, distinguishes between good schools and bad ones. But what does the free market do really, really well?

The free market distinguished between people who have money and people who don't.

This is what school choice is about, particularly the brand being pushed by the current regime.

"You know what I like about the free market," says Pat Gotbucks. "I can buy a Lexus. In fact, not only can I buy a Lexus, but if you can't, that's not my problem. I can buy really nice clothes, and if you can't, that's not my problem. Why can't everything work like that? Including health care and education?"

It's an ideology that believes in a layered society, in a world in which some people are better and some people are lesser. Betters are supposed to be in charge and enjoy wealth and the fruits of society's labor. Lessers are supposed to serve, make do with society's crumbs, and be happy about it. To try to mess with that by making the Betters give the Lessers help, by trying to elevate the Lessers with social safety nets or DEI programs-- that's an offense against God and man.

Why do so many voters ignore major issues in favor of tiny issues that barely affect anyone? Because the rich getting richer is part of the natural order of things, and trans girls playing girls sports is not.

What will the free market do for education? It will restore the natural order. It will mean that Pat Gotbucks can put their own kids in the very best schools and assert that what happens to poor kids or brown kids of Black kids or anybody else's kids is not Pat's problem. If Pat wants a benevolent tax dodge, Pat can contribute to a voucher program, confident that thanks to restrictive and discriminatory private school policies, Pat's dollars will not help educate Those People's Children. 

Pat's kids get to sit around a Harkness table at Philips Exeter, and the children of meat widgets get a micro-school, or some half-bakes AI tutor, and that's as it should be, because after all, it's their destiny to do society's grunt work and support their Betters. 

One of the huge challenges in this country has always been, since the first day a European set foot on the North American continent, that many folks simply don't believe that it is self-evident that all people are created equal. They believe that some people are better than others--more valuable, more important, more deserving of wealth, more entitled to rule. Consequently, they don't particularly believe in democracy, either, (and if they do, it's in some modified form in which only certain Real Americans should have a vote).

The argument for the many layers of status may be "merit" or achievement or race or "culture" or, God help us, genetics. But the bottom line is that some folks really are better than others, and that's an important and real part of life and trying to fix it or compensate for it is just wrong. For these folks, an education system designed to elevate certain people is just wrong, and a system that gives lots of educational opportunities to people whose proper destiny is flipping burgers or tightening bolts is just wasteful. 

For these folks, what the free market in education means is that people get the kind of education that is appropriate for their place in life, and that the system should be a multi-tiered system in which families get the education appropriate to their status in society. And it is not an incidental feature of such a system that the wealthy do not have to help finance education for Other Peoples' Children.  

It's an ideology that exists in opposition to what we say we are about as a nation and in fact announces itself with convoluted attempts to explain away the foundational ideas of this country. Public education is just one piece of the foundation, but it's an important one. 

Monday, June 30, 2025

Lewis Black on AI in Education

Just in case you missed this bit from the Daily Show. As always with Black, language my mother would not appreciate. 


Sunday, June 29, 2025

ICYMI: Call Your Senator Edition (6/29)

The Board of Directors here at the Curmudgucation Institute is excited because tonight summer cross country sessions start up, and they would like very much to start running endlessly through rugged terrain again. Cross Country was their first (sort of) organized sport, and it was a hit. 

Meanwhile, however, the Senate GOP rolled their new version of the Giant Bloodsucking Bill Friday after midnight and apparently plan to vote on it tomorrow, because when you're going to pass a bill that screws over everyone (including future national debt-bearing generations) except some rich guys, you don't want to do more in the light of day than you can avoid. 

Contact your senator today. I know it's unlikely to stem this wretched tide (hell, my GOP senator doesn't even live in my state), but if they are going to do this, they need to feel the heat. Put it on your to-do list for today.

Thanks, Supreme Court! It's now my right to prevent my kid from learning about Trump. 

I'm finishing up a piece about the Mahmoud court decision for the Bucks County Beacon, but this piece from Rex Huppke at USA Today nails it pretty well.

School choice, religious school tax carveouts run afoul of Senate’s Byrd rule

Federal vouchers are now out of the Giant Bloodsucking Bill. This piece from Juan Perez, Jr., explains why and how that happened (spoiler alert: not because Congress decided to make better choices).

Updated: Senate Parliamentarian Rejects School Vouchers in Big Beautiful Bill as Violation of Byrd Rule

Jan Resseger can take you through the federal voucher uproar in more detail here.

The Education Reform Zombie Loses (Again)

The school reform wing of the Democratic party has learned absolutely nothing over the years, and Jennifer Berkshire is tracking their latest attempt at a comeback.

Against Optimization

John Warner examines some of the strange assumptions our tech overlords make about an excellent life.

Schools Need to Prepare for Those Masked ICE Agents

The indispensable Mercedes Schneider addresses one of the great challenges of our day-- federal agent attacks on schools.

NC made vouchers open to any family, then many private schools raised tuition

Liz Schlemmer at WUNC reports on the completely unsurprising news that North Carolina schools taking taxpayer-funded vouchers are raising tuition.

Public Comment Opened on Bishop's Education Funding Ambush

Even in Alaska, there are legislators who would like to gut public education. Matthew Beck at Blue Alaskan looks at the latest play to gut funding.

Privatization Parallels for National Parks and Public Schools

Nancy Bailey on how school privatization is much like the attempts to undercut our national park system.

Bugs, Brains, and Book Pirates\

Benjamin Riley with not one, but three stories from the AI skepticism beat. A naturalist group stands up to AI, that anti-AI study you keep reading about is bunk, and a court rules on stealing books for training.

Florida’s “School Choice” Boom? Most Families Still Choose Public Schools

No state has worked harder to kneecap public education than Florida. And yet, as Sue Kingery Woltanski reports, that's still the leading choice of Florida families. 

Voucher Judge Recognizes Reality

Policy expert Stephen Dyer has been all over the recent court victory over Ohio's EdChoice voucher program. He has several excellent posts on the subject, but this one is a fine place to start. Also, this one about voucher lies. 

Why Does Every Commercial for A.I. Think You’re a Moron?

This New York Times piece from Ismail Muhammad is pretty great. "Ads for consumer A.I. are struggling to imagine how the product could improve your day — unless you’re a barely functioning idiot."

ChatGPT Has Already Polluted the Internet So Badly That It's Hobbling Future AI Development

At Futurism, Frank Landymore considers the prospects of an endless AI slop loop


Eryk Salvaggio at Tech Policy Press gets a little wonky about considering what is behind the curtain, and what is just the curtain itself.

This week at Forbes.com I wrapped up the Ohio voucher decision. 

There is a thing that happens with musicians when you've performed the same stuff a million times-- you can just add bits and pieces and stuff while preserving the main thread of the performance. And if you are comfortable with each other, it's extra cool. Louis Prima and Keeley Smith and Sam Butera's band were the epitome of this; in live performance you everything from the record, and so much more. 




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Thursday, June 26, 2025

Mattel Promises AI Toys

Today in our latest episode of Things Nobody Asked For, we've got the announcement that Mattel has teamed up with the folks at OpenAI to bring you toys that absolutely nobody has asked for.

It's a "strategic collaboration," say the folks at Mattel corporate. The announcement comes with lots of corporate argle bargle bullshit:
Brad Lightcap, Chief Operating Officer at OpenAI, said: "We're pleased to work with Mattel as it moves to introduce thoughtful AI-powered experiences and products into its iconic brands, while also providing its employees the benefits of ChatGPT. With OpenAI, Mattel has access to an advanced set of AI capabilities alongside new tools to enable productivity, creativity, and company-wide transformation at scale." 
Josh Silverman, Chief Franchise Officer at Mattel, said: “Each of our products and experiences is designed to inspire fans, entertain audiences, and enrich lives through play. AI has the power to expand on that mission and broaden the reach of our brands in new and exciting ways. Our work with OpenAI will enable us to leverage new technologies to solidify our leadership in innovation and reimagine new forms of play.”

You'll note that the poor meat widgets who work for Mattel are going to have to deal with AI and the "new tools to enable productivity, creativity, and company-wide transformation at scale." 

As for play, well, who knows. Mattel's big sellers include Uno. If you don't have card-playing children in your home, you may be unaware that Uno now comes in roughly 647 different versions, including some that have new varieties of cards ("Draw 125, Esther!") and some that involve devices to augment game play, like a card cannon that fires cards at your face in an attempt to get you to drop out of the game before your face is sliced to ribbons. So maybe the AI will design new cards, or we'll have a new tower that requires you to eat a certain number of rocks based on whatever credit score it makes up for you.

Mattel is also the Hot Wheels company, so I suppose we could have chatting toy cars that trash talk each other. Maybe they could more efficiently make the "bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrooom" motor noises quickly and efficiently, leaving children more free time to devote to other stuff. The AI could also design new cars; I'm holding out for the Datamobile that collects as much family surveillance data as possible and then drives itself to a Mattel station where it can download all that surveillance info to... well, whoever wants to pay for it.

But I think the real possibilities are with Mattel's big seller-- Barbie! Imagine a Barbie who can actually chat with little girls and have real simulated conversations so that the little girls don't have to have actual human friends. 

The possibilities of this going horribly wrong are as limitless as a teen's relationship questions. Which of course are being asked of chatbots, because they trained on the internet and the internet is nothing if not loaded with sexual material. So yes, chatbots are sexting with teens. Just one of the many reasons that some auth0orities suggest that kids under 18 should not be messing with AI "companions" at all. 

Maybe Mattel isn't going to do anything so rash. Maybe Barbie will just have a more 21st century means of spitting out one of several pre-recorded messages ("Math is fun!") Please, God, because an actual chatbot-powered Barbie would be deeply monstrous.

Scared yet? Just remember-- everything a bot "hears" and responds to it can also store, analyze and hand off to whoever is interested. Don't think if it as giving every kid a "smart" toy-- think of it as giving every kid a monitoring device to carry and be surveilled by every minute of the day. And yes, a whole bunch of young humans are already mostly there thanks to smartphones, but this would expand the market. Maybe you are smart enough to avoid giving your six year old a smartphone, but gosh, a doll or a car that can talk with them, like a Teddy Ruxpin with less creep and more vocabulary-- wouldn't that be sweet.

It's not clear to me how much AI capability can be chipped into a child's toy (do we disguise it by giving Barbie an ankle bracelet?) especially if the toymakers don't figure out how to get Barbie or the Datamobile logged into the nearest wi-fi. Best case scenario is that this mostly results in shittier working conditions for people at Mattel and toys that disappoint children by being faux AI. Worst case is a bunch of AI and child horror stories, plus a monstrous expansion of surveillances state (buy Big Brother Barbie today!). 

But I have a hard time imagining any universe in which we look back on this "team" and think, "Gosh, I'm really glad that happened."