Sunday, January 11, 2026

ICYMI: Noncompliance Edition (1/11)

It's like you're living in a house and someone sets fire to the front porch while they're also burgling your kitchen and stealing the shingles off the roof, all while telling you that for your own sake, you'd better follow orders and stay seated on the sofa. And maybe you feel like you can't possibly respond to all of it, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try to deal with whatever piece of it you're positioned to look after, because every piece of the house matters. That's what it's like, I think. So here are readings from the week. 

The Schools Are Failing (Again)

Does this all seem familiar? Jennifer Berkshire assures that it should be, as denigrating schools is one of America's oldest pastime.

This isn’t school ‘choice.’ It’s public money siphoned off for private education.

Kevin Bolling points out that vouchers are a bit of a scam, including the kind of "choice" being peddled in Colorado.

Celebrating Traditional K-12 Public Education

Greg Wyman on resolving to make this year the year you support and celebrate public schools.

Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt

Yeah, ICE figured maybe they could go find some other people to beat up and threaten-- at a school.

Irreversible Robust Tempo of Charter School Failures and Closures

Shawgi Tell looks at the latest report on charter schools from NPE.

Where Do Kids Get Their Information?

Nancy Flanagan looks at the online sources of information, and it's not all great.

Complex Issues Rumble Beneath Plan to Close Cleveland Schools

Cleveland is going to close a bunch of schools, reflecting a complicated mess of issues that we'll be seeing all across the country. Jan Resseger has the story.


Yet another urban system may get to experience a new experiment in governance. Amelia Pak-Harvey and Aleksandra Appleton report for Chalkbeat Indiana.


Looks like SCOTUS may get to address the whole business of schools forbidding trans girls to play in girls sports. 

AI Changes NOTHING About What Students Need to Learn

AI threatens to supercharge the whole "Kids don't need to learn stuff because they can just google it" argument. It's a dumb argument. Rick Hess offers a spirited takedown of the AI-before-content and skills of the future arguments.

More than 160 Texas faith leaders urge school boards to oppose setting aside time for prayer, Bible readings

When you combine religion and politics, you get politics. A whole lot of Texas faith leaders get that and keep trying to explain it to legislators.

We Need to Talk About How We Talk About 'AI'

Emily Bender and Nanna Inie offer an excellent explanation of why we really need to stop talking about AI as if it were sentient and even human.

Grok Can't Apologize. Grok Isn't Sentient. So Why Do Headlines Keep Saying It Did?

With that in mind, Parker Molloy addresses one of the major journalistic fails in covering AI stories. Grok can no more "apologize" than can Microsoft Word.


California is set to rein in the data brokers, who are super-sad about it. Absolutely an education story when you consider that schools are considered a data-collection gold mine. Dan Goodin at Ars Technica.

The role of AI in the death of my father

Ben Riley shares a sad, strange, and very personal story about AI and his father.


And speaking of personal stories, this is a moving piece from Jose Luis Vilson. How do we make community even as we feel moved to strike back against those who damage our sense of safety.

This week at Forbes.com I looked at the Education Law Center report on fair funding. Cool thing. You can look up how well your state is doing be three different measures.

Laura Lootens this week, with a piece by Mario Casteinuovo-Tedesco, considered one of the foremost guitar composers of the 20th century. He immigrated to the US to escape racial repression under the Italian fascists, and became a citizen in 1946. He taught a large number of major writers, including Andre Previn, Jerry Goldsmith, and John Williams. He did film scores and composed operas based on American poetry, Jewish liturgy, and the Bible. A tremendous artist and musician. 


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Saturday, January 10, 2026

WI: Charter School Bonus Pay

Some folks in Wisconsin have figured out a way to give charter schools extra extra funding. Assembly Bill 818 creates a whole new kind of charter school (a wealthy kind).

Currently (as explained in the bill analysis), the Office of Educational Opportunity in the University of Wisconsin System can authorize charter schools. The law sets a per-student amount that the charter school is paid; for 2025-26, that amount is $12,369. That's the amount for a regular old charter school, what Wisconsin calls an "independent charter school."

The bill proposes that the director of OED could designate a charter school a "demonstration public school operator," and that any such school would be paid an additional $6,863 per pupil-- over 50% more than an ordinary charter school. (Both amounts would be adjusted annually).

The bill explains what a charter would have to do to score this extra-renumerative designation:

[T]o be designated as an demonstration public school operator, an independent charter school operator must demonstrate to the OEO director that it meets specific criteria, including that for each of its charter schools authorized by the OEO, the operator participates in a longitudinal study; provides professional development opportunities; disseminates best practices from its educational model to other schools; and establishes and maintains partnerships with community organizations.

In short, the charter school must do all the things that charter boosters always said they were going to do. Study and share what works? We were told repeatedly that charter schools would be pedagogical laboratories, where cool new educational miracles would be nurtured and then turned loose. Professional development? You mean there are charter schools that don't tell their staff anything at all about how to do the job? Maintain partnerships with community organizations?  Weren't charters going to lift up poor communities? 

Heck, the Education Freedom Foundation (Erika Donalds' new name for her Optima Foundation charter business) says of Wisconsin charter schools that charters "can exist as living laboratories" and furthermore, "Wisconsin also wants each charter school to meet the unique needs and interests of its community, parents, and students."

It certainly looks as if every single charter school could qualify for this tasty new windfall with just a little tweaking of paperwork. For an extra 50% funding boost, I'll bet most charter school operators would be willing to put on funny hats and call themselves a clown school, and this seems much easier than that.

But hey-- that longitudinal study is a great idea, because I'd bet you that one likely result is the discovery that boosting a school's funding to 150% of its previous level is a big help. I will go out on a limb and predict that "increased funding helps" will not be one of the "best practices" that demonstration charters share with public schools. 

So far this is just a proposed bill. For the sake of Wisconsin taxpayers and children, let's hope it goes no further.




Thursday, January 8, 2026

Your Robot Weight Room Assistant

Weight room training is an important part of the development of young athletes. Now your school's athletic program can get a boost from our new human-centered LiftBot weightlifting system.

Let's face it-- using exercise machines is time consuming. But LiftBot can save your student athletes time and enhance your program with greater efficiency and speed.

Let's say your athlete wants to do some bench presses. They select a weight amount, selects the number of reps, lie down on the bench, and grip the bar. Then LiftBot quickly raises and lowers the weighted bar. LiftBot can complete the movement far more quickly and efficiently than your human athlete. While the human athlete might grunt and sweat and have difficulty completing the required number of reps, LiftBot can whip that bar up and down.

Isn't this just doing the work for the athlete, you may ask. But LiftBot's system still requires a human in the loop. Because this is a human-centered process, your athlete still has responsibility for checking LiftBot's work. Did LiftBot perform 2 or 200 reps rather than the required 10? Did LiftBot return the bar to its proper resting position, or fling it through the gym wall? The athlete will provide the human element needed to check LiftBot's work.

What are the benefits to your athlete? They will be able to finish their weight room work in half the previous time, and athletes who previously tried to avoid the weight room will now be more enthusiastic about getting those reps in. Of course, some athletes will attempt to skip their weight room time entirely and just leave LiftBot to do all the work without student participation. We recommend that the program include a session stressing ethical LiftBot use. That should totally fix the problem.

Maybe you think that athletes benefit by lifting the weights unaided. This just shows that you are a dinosaur. Robot-assisted physical activities are the inevitable wave of the future, and if you do not allow your student athletes to use LiftBot, they will be woefully unprepared for their future as meat-based robot assistants productive members of society. Also, we here at LiftBot need a shit ton of revenue, like, last week, and we hear that school programs are an excellent money well to tap. 

So sign up today to get some agentic robots in your weight room. Your young athletes will benefit from watching LiftBot heft weights almost as much as if they lifted weights themselves. 

Wednesday, January 7, 2026

MO: A New School Surveillance Idea

Missouri is going to start watching school wastewater for drugs.

Wastewater monitoring is not an entirely new idea. Here in PA, we've been looking at monitoring K-12 school wastewater for indications of Covid in the school. 

But in Missouri, a $7 million project is being launched to monitor wastewater for fentanyl and other drugs. $4 million of that goes to monitoring K-12 wastewater in schools, while $3 million will go to "wastewater testing involving law enforcement efforts." Superintendents across the state received an e-mail inviting them to sign on for the project. 
"Through the collection of one small wastewater sample per week, schools will receive near real-time insights into local substance misuse trends at no cost and with no additional responsibilities for your staff," said Mark James, director of the Department of Public Safety in the email.

Mike O'Connell of the Missouri Department of Public Safety told Missourinet that 40 schools have signed up and twelve have already begun the weekly testing. 

“By doing weekly testing, you’ll be able to track trends and then the data are shared with the schools and then the schools can look at what types of programs they want to implement, and some may decide that it’s a bigger problem than they anticipated,” said O’Connell.

Asked if the data would also be shared with law enforcement, O'Connell replied that there was nothing contractually to prevent that sharing. “But I believe that that is still being worked out.”

The company contracted for the work is Stercus Bioanalytics, a company already doing similar wastewater analysis in other states. They belong to Mighty Good Solutions, LLC, a company that includes a variety of products from antibacterial wipes (Wipe Those Hands and Wipe That Tush are actual MGS company names that I did not make up), diagnostic kits, and household products like Pizza Saver, toothbrush head covers (Germ Guard) and measuring spoons. Mighty Good was founded in 2012 in Kansas City and started out making "plastic consumer goods." When COVID hit, they started making and donating medical face shields for hospitals and health professionals, then moved into health and hygiene products. The founder Ben Rendo and his company seem like swell folks.

Wastewater testing, particularly when it doesn't require the school to do anything except look at the data, could be useful. Testing wastewater for fentanyl use has been around for several years now. Nobody seems to be questioning its accuracy. Commenting on the practice in 2024Jeffrey Brent, MD, PhD, a distinguished clinical professor in the CU Division of Pulmonary Sciences and Critical Care Medicine and a national leader in medical toxicology research, pointed out the danger of stigmatizing an entire community. "Such stigmatization has implications for factors like real estate prices, the likelihood of community improvement related to the willingness of businesses to establish themselves locally, and community gentrification.”

Is that a possible problem for schools? Probably. I'm wondering what happens to a student who is applying for college from a "notorious druggie school." I'm more concerned that the results could be used as an excuse for law enforcement to land on a school with both feet. 

I get that if a school has a fentanyl problem, it is better for school leaders to know than to not know. But every time someone comes up with a new way to put students under surveillance, I have concerns. When we collect data about young humans, the Law of Unintended Consequences always seems to kick in. We should keep an eye on how this pilot program pans out. 

Tuesday, January 6, 2026

AI Student Spectators

States are trying to figure out how to respond to AI in schools, and they are most flubbing it. A piece from CT Insider shows just how far in the weeds folks are getting. 

The piece by no less than five staff writers (Natasha Sokoloff, Crystal Elescano, Ignacio Laguarda, Jessica Simms, Michael Gagne) looks at how Connecticut's district approaches are working out in the classroom, and the items touted as success are... well, discouraging. Meanwhile, the state is putzing along and "plans to build its formal AI guidance for all districts based on the findings of the pilot program; collaboration with experts and AI educational organizations; and research-based documents 'to ensure we get this right,' [state academic chief Irene] Parisi said."

Westport Public Schools has AI tools in place that are, according to Parisi "education-specific and have privacy protections." 
“They said it was like having a teacher in their pocket,” she said. The tools could help students work through a particular problem, brainstorm ideas, research for projects and provide feedback, she said.

 "Help" and "work through" are doing some heavy lifting here. "Provide feedback" remains one of the popular items in the AI arsenal. I remain unconvinced. Feedback that does not understand or include student intent-- what they thought they were doing, what they meant to do-- is just correction. "Do this instead of that." If you don't know why the student did "that" in the first place, you can't provide much in the way of useful correction, and since AI does not "know" anything, all it can do is edit the student's work for them. What do students learn from this? This is the pedagogical equivalent of an adult who shoulders the student aside and fixes their work while the student watches.

But the proud example of an AI project, shared by the superintendent in a board meeting, is even worse. 

Students in a middle school social studies class used AI to create and question “digital peers” and “characters” from the Middle Ages while the teacher guided them in evaluating responses for accuracy and evidence.

Many teachers (including me) would recognize this assignment immediately, only Back In The Day, we would have the students create and role play the characters themselves. In Mrs. O'Keefe's eighth grade English class (back in 1971), we had to research a historical person and then portray them as a guest on a talk show (my friends Andy and Stewart drew Van Gogh, and in the middle of his interview he became over-emotional and cut off his own ear, complete with fake blood).  My sister-in-teaching Merrill annually had her students put Milton's Paradise Lost on trial, with students role playing characters from the work.

This is a variation on that same assignment except AI does the role playing and students are transformed from actors into spectators.

Almost any version of this assignment would be better. Let students role play. Let them craft faux social media accounts for their characters. Anything that had them actively creating the character based on their own research, rather than feeding some stuff into an AI and sitting back to observe and judge the result. What does the teacher even assess in such an assignment? How is this any better than just watching a video about the topic?

If you're considering incorporating AI in your lesson and wondering how to decide what to have it do, here's a hint-- do not have it turn students from active participants into spectators who simply watch what the bot does for them. Students should be main characters in their own education, and not observers, sidelined so that the plagiarism machine can shine. 

When Implementing New Tech, Always Ask This Question

Installing new ed tech? Implementing new policies or procedures? I wish with all my heart that the People In Charge would ask a simple set of questions.

Who is helped by this? Which job does this make easier?  

This has always been an issue, because it is easy to sit in an administration office and come up with procedures and paperwork that would make your life easier. And that's a perfectly human impulse-- to look at the work you're slogging through and think, "Man, this would be so much easier if I had my subordinates do X." 

In education, it's often something data related. "I would love to have data on how many left-handed students bring their own pencils," muses some admin. "I wonder who could collect that data for me?" (Spoiler alert: it will be the teachers). 

You don't have to look any further than the Big Standardized Test, which is the result of a whole bunch of policymakers saying, "Well, we could impose some of our favorite policies if only we had some data to excuse them."

The astonishing thing about applying the "Whose job does this make easier" lens to education is how truly rare it is that the answer is "teachers." 

It's not always huge stuff. When my old school switched from a paper attendance system run out of the main office over to a computerized system run by teachers, it created one more nuisance. Now every period had to have a built in moment within the first five minutes of class that allowed me to go to my desktop computer and record attendance, rather than doing it on paper to be checked later against the master attendance list. 

Was this a massive inconvenience? Of course not. But what generally grinds classroom teachers down is not the massive weight of large policy ideas, but death by a thousand small paper cuts. 

And this was a case where the central office was very proud of how this saved labor and made their job easier. But many labor-saving programs are actually labor-moving programs, and in school, the labor is most commonly moved to teachers. A thousand paper cuts.

Imagine a district where the administration said, "Yes, this would make my job easier, but it would put more burden on the teachers, so let's not do it." If you don't have to imagine that district, God bless you.

I am not arguing that the goal should be to make teaching the easiest walk-in-the-park job ever envisioned; that is neither possible nor desirable. But the basic function of a school administration is to make it possible for every teacher in the building to do the best job they can, and every administrative decision should be examined through that lens. Every decision should be centered on the question, "Will this support teaching in classrooms?"

A whole family of ed tech products are based on the proposition "If teachers put their work into these tech platforms, it will be easier for administration to monitor them." Digital lesson plans don't make it any easier for teachers to plan, and in fact can add time to the whole process, but they do make it easier for admins to monitor those plans (and in extreme cases, admins may have visions of an entire digitized program, so that the teacher can be more easily replaced).

The newest tech wave of AI products should face the same question. What job does this AI-powered whizbang actually make easier? Is it, for instance, easier to have an AI extrude lesson plans which the teacher must then edit and check for errors? Who does this actually help? Does it help a teacher to automate the brainwork of teaching (hint: does it help athletes to have a robot lift weights for them). 

Teachers aren't the only stakeholders who need to be considered. Yes, it may make communication easier for the school, but does it really help parents and students to have to download one more app in order to get important information from the school?

Even worse is the tech that is adopted simply because it's cool, with no idea that it will help anyone at all. It's just cool, you know, and we've heard other schools are getting it. Surely you'll figure out some use for it. 

The thing is, every new tech a teacher adopts (willingly or not) is either helping or hurting. Even if it's not actively making the job harder, a non-helping piece of tech represents opportunity cost, money that could have been spent on something that was actually useful. 

So administrations, I beg you-- before you adopt, ask yourself who would be helped by this new technowidget, and if the answer is not "The people who do the actual work of teaching students," maybe ask yourself if it's really worth purchasing.



Sunday, January 4, 2026

A Dumb Act About Faculty Merit

What if we hired college professors based on their SAT scores?

George Leef just turned up at National Review pushing this very dumb idea. Leef is the director of editorial content at the James G. Martin Center for Academic Renewal, and if you want to know where he's coming from, the first sentence of his NR piece gives us a hint. 
The diversity mania that has swept over American education for the last 50 years or so has had a malign effect on the quality of professors. Many of those hired to fill quotas for certain groups are, to be blunt, not especially qualified. Moreover, such hiring violates the law against discrimination.

Thing is, we could dismiss Leef as one right winger with a dumb idea, but it's not just Leef's personal individual dumb idea. Let's trace it. He's referencing a piece by David Randall published at Leef's own shop, "It's time to mandate merit." Randall is the executive director of the Civics Alliance and director of research at the National Association of Scholars, and what he is pushing is their model bill, the Faculty Merit Act. Which is a dumb bill.

Who are these people?

The National Association of Scholars is a long-standing right wing outfit that was culture panicking before it was cool. They were founded in 1987 to preserve the "Western intellectual heritage" and "to confront the rise of campus political correctness," originally called Campus Coalition for Democracy. They get funding from all the usuals-- Alliance Defending Freedom, Bradley, Koch, Scaife, Olin, etc etc etc. Founder and long time president was Stephen Balch, who has made a career out of operating in these Let's Make Colleges Not Liberal circles. Current president Peter Wyatt Wood is a regular columnist for National Review.

Jeanne Kirkpatrick, a Reagan adviser, has been in the group, as has Chester Finn. Go figure.

Leef's opening idea-- that a lefty education ideas like multiculturalism, gender studies and affirmative action are 1960s radical notions that caused institutions like universities to become a threat to Western civilization and general white conservatism-- that's a long-standing belief of NAS, periodically updated to include CRT and DEI. NAS has launched a variety of battles to oppose things like the AP History framework and anything DEI-ish and climate change talk. They often worm their way into state level stuff, like back in 2001 when they tried to commandeer Colorado's teacher training system.

In 2022, NAS decided to launch a whole new initiative under the heading of Civics Alliance, an attempt to ride the wave of culture panic into some new controls that included a variety of pre-fab policies for new board members who wanted to make sure that White kids weren't being discriminated against.

Their mission statement manages to squeeze a whole lot of right wing alarm bells into one paragraph:

We oppose all racism and support traditional American pluralism, e pluribus unum—out of many, one. These beliefs are not those of the radical New Civics activists, which espouse identity politics with overlapping ideologies of critical race theory, multiculturalism, and so-called “antiracism.” Unfortunately, these dogmas would ruin our country by destroying our unity, our liberty, and the national culture that sustains them. They have replaced traditional civics, where historical dates and documents are taught, with a New Civics based on the new tribalism of identity politics. Their favored pedagogy is service-learning, alternately called action civics, civic engagement, civic learning, community engagement, project-based civics, and global civics. These all replace civics literacy with a form of left-wing activism that adapts techniques from Alinsky-style community organizing for use in the classroom.

Well-meaning folks, they warn, might adopt the new wolves in sheep's clothing, but "Well-intentioned reformers must not collaborate with those promoting an ideology that would destroy America."

Civics Alliance drew a real crowd to sign off on their We Want letter-- folks from the Claremont Institute, Oklahoma Council of Public Affairs, Great Hearts Institute for Education, Heartland Institute, 
The Federalist, Eagle Forum. And plenty of familiar names. Jeremy Tate (Classical Learning Test), Sandra Stotsky, Chris Rufo, Nicole Neily (Parents Defending Education), Katharin Gorka, Max Eden, our old friend Rebecca Friedrichs, and  of course George Leef. And that doesn't even scratch the surface.

What does the proposed bill actually say?

CA appears to have set itself out to be a source of model legislation and policy, so the Faculty Merit Act is just one among many others, like the Campus Intellectual Diversity Act and the Human Nature Act (an anti-LGBTQ bill). 

The introduction of the bill re-asserts that administrator and faculty hiring is rife with political discrimination in hiring, which is itself just a "fig leaf" for discrimination by race and sex. "Faculty merit has declined precipitously as a result." It varies by discipline, of course-- "the average professor of ethnic studies is as acute as the average professor of physics." 

How are we to turn back this tide of affirmative action mediocrity in hiring for college professors? Clearly, the solution is standardized testing. 

Our model Faculty Merit Act promotes academic transparency by requiring all parts of a state university system to publish every higher-education standardized test score (SAT, ACT, CRT, GRE, LSAT, MCAT, etc.) of every faculty member, as well as the standardized test score of every applicant for the faculty member’s position, of every applicant selected for a first interview, and every applicant selected for a final interview. The Act also requires the university to post the average standardized test score of the faculty in every department.

Yes, the best way to judge that 30-year old aspiring political science professor is to look at the scores from the test they took when they were 17. This is such a dumb idea, and the creators of this dumb bill almost admit it. 

A standardized test is only a rough proxy for academic merit—especially as the College Board has weakened its tests. Some professors will have a greater ability to teach and do research than appears on a SAT score. But standardized tests do provide some measure of general intelligence.

Do they? Do they really? Because the SATs offer roughly zero measure of teaching and researching skill. In his article, Randall argues 

a standardized test score isn’t a bad proxy for student merit in undergraduate admissions, and it isn’t a bad proxy for faculty merit in the hiring process. If the public and policymakers can see that a faculty search had 300 applicants, that the standardized test scores dropped during each round of the selection process, and that the person who got the job had a lower SAT score than 290 other applicants, then they can see that something is wrong.

Will they? Because I'm pretty sure that a standardized test score is a terrible proxy for faculty merit. Leef quotes this same section and follows it with "This is a very good idea." No, this is a very dumb idea. But the second part really captures the real intent of the policy, which is to get the public riled up against these slacker liberal professors who, these guys are certain, have terrible test scores. Says the bill language:  

The public also will learn something by comparing the average standardized test score of different departments. If Ethnic Studies professors have standardized test scores two standardized deviations below those of physics professors, then the public will have better means to assess the claims of the professoriate to intellectual capacity that merits public deference.

In other words, we have a list here of departments that we think shouldn't exist, and we feel certain that the professors in these departments tanked their SAT scores back in the day, so if we can publish the proof of their intellectual ineptitude, we could erode the support that would keep us from axing them. Also, and "perhaps most importantly," it would provide statistical information that guys who didn't get that job could use to sue the school. 

The actual list of retired scores included in the bill is the ACT, the Classic Learning Test, the Law School Admissions Test, the Medical College Admissions Test, the Graduate Record Examinations, and the SAT. Also, the school has to swear they coughed up all the applicable scores or they will be subject to charges of perjury. The language of the bill hits all the particulars of the ideas covered above.

The whole exercise takes me back to the early days of the Big Standardized Test, when reformsters were just so certain that they knew about the Trouble With K-12 Education and that test results would provide the biggest lid-blowing digitized Gotcha ever. NAS/CA are already certain that all those damn squishy liberal non-white hires are a pack of inferiors who need to have their inferiority stripped naked to the world so that public opinion can chase them away from the University. 

That's not a particularly admirable goal, but really, the whole proposal is a just a dumb idea. The notion that an SAT score makes a major statement about someone's merit, especially years and years later is just bizarre. "Well, Dr. Wisdompants, we're sure your PhD work is fine and all, and your work as a graduate teaching assistant is swell, along with these letters of recommendation from you last teaching positions-- that's all well and good, but what we really want to see is your SAT scores." 

Or maybe they're picking up on student conversations. "Yes, Professor Bigbrains runs a good class, and I am learning like crazy in there. The professor really knows the field and really knows how to make it understandable to us. But damn-- have you seen their SAT scores??!!"

The Faculty Merit Act is just dumb. It's a dumb idea that wants to turn dumb policy into a dumb law and some National Review editor should feel dumb for giving it any space. If this dumb bill shows its face in your state, do be sure to call out its dumbness and note that whoever attached their name to it is just not a serious person.