Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Another Choice Advocate Gathering

The Interational School Choice and Reform Conference has been a thing since 2010. Here's the goal:
The goal is connect scholars who engage in rigorous research about school choice in ways that illuminate current policy debates.

The conference is historically held in Fort Lauderdale over the long Martin Luther King Jr. weekend (though last year it was in Madrid). It claims to be "academically sound" with a "rigorous peer-review process." This year they're at the Sonesta Fort Lauderdale Beach hotel. 

This year's list of sponsors isn't up yet, but it doesn't seem to change much from year to year, so we're looking at last year's list. It tells us what kind of operation we're talking about.

Top two Platinum sponsors are EdChoice (previously the Friedman Foundation, the grand mac daddies of school choice policy) and Stand Together, part of the Koch web of philanthroactivism. Those are $30,000 spots.

At $20K Gold level, we had The Heritage Foundation. For Silver ($10K) The Hoover Institute, National Alliance of Public Charter Schools, the Walton-funded and choice-pushing University of Arkansas College of Education, and Stride, the 800-pound cyber-guerilla of the virtual charter biz. In the cheap seats, CREDO (the "research" outfit that studies choice), the Education Freedom Institute (the outfit run by Corey DeAngelis), Kennesaw University (in Georgia), VELA education fund (a joint Koch-Walton that funnels money to choice), and the American Federation for Children. 

The planning committee is folks from universities, plus Drew Catt, the executive director of EdChoice; also Jay Greene, formerly at University of Arkansas and now with Heritage Foundation. The ISCRC "partners" with the Journal of School Choice, which is edited by Robert Maranto at the University of Arkansas. The editorial board includes Neal McClusky (Cato), Rick Hess (AEI), Robin Lake (CRPE), and Mike McShane (AEI). 

To attend, you register as a senior scholar, junior scholar, grad student or as guest of a regular attendee. So clearly we're heavy on the academics at this thin, even as it clearly has advocacy aims-- fostering what Josh Cowen quotes voucher advocates as calling "soldier-scholars" or "counter intelligentsia."

If that doesn't provide enough of a hint of where this is headed, we can look at the schedule. It lists topics and not speakers

The History of the School Choice Movement (Part 1)
Breaking Through Lines: The Impact of School Choice Assignment and Zoning on Education Opportunity 
School System Reform: Cross-Country Insights on Drivers of Student Achievement 
Identities, Ethics, and Rights 
Rural and High School Charters 
Success and Quality in Virtual Schools 
Teachers and School Choice 
Imagining a Free Market in Education: Concepts, Accountability, and Barriers 
Charter School Authorization and Access 
Education Freedom Tax Credits
Regulating Private Education Choice
School Choice Victories: Woo-Hoos and Whoopsies

That's just Day One. I'd come back on Saturday for a couple of topics that invoke the culture war, market research on choice, implementing and measuring school choice, charter school accountability and ROI, and "ESA's: Strengthening This Ever-Growing Option."

The nature of many topics lead me to suspect that some sponsors are also presenting some of their own stuff.

It looks like a fun time. The website pitches it as not too large and therefor great for networking. And it's one more thing to watch for whatever the next reformster pitch is going to be, to see what sort of germs of school choice advocacy will be grown in this particular petri dish. Note: It's not too late to register, if you've got the academic credentials. 

Ted Cruz's Trans Attack Ad

Ted Cruz is running for re-election in Texas and has decided to make trans panic one of the features of his campaign. And it is just everything that's wrong with attempts to target teenaged trans athletes.

The ad shows images of female athletes at a track meet, while a caption says his opponent U.S. Rep Colin Allred has "voted to allow boys in girls sports." How messed up is this ad? Let's count the ways.

1) The track meet is taking place in Oregon.

2) Despite the implication of the caption, the girls are not trans.

3) Nobody with Cruz's campaign asked for permission to use the girls' images.

It's the hundredth iteration of how trans panic ends up causing trouble and trauma for actual young human beings. Over and over again. Like the time some disgruntled parents of second and third place winners filed a protest that they wanted the first place winner's gender checked. Or the various times that states have proposed bills that required winning athletes (female, because for some reason there is never concern about trans men) to submit to a barrage of tests to "prove" their gender. Or the nice folks in New Hampshire suing for the right to harass transgender teenagers. 

There are folks who are going to raise actual issues. What about the safety of players when a trans woman brings "extra" strength to the sport? I get that concern, but does that mean we will also establish some sort of limits on women's strength levels? You can only play a woman's sport if you're not more strong than X, regardless of your birth gender? 

We also hear about fairness, which is part of a larger conversation. Is it fair that one high school athlete's family can afford a personal trainer and coach and another cannot? What about performance enhancing substances-- how much enhancement should qualify as too much? 

All complicated issues, but in the meantime, attempts to use regulations and laws to somehow drive trans women out of any public place come down to trying to make miserable the lives of very specific, real, actual human teen age girls. You can't enforce any of this stuff without violating the privacy of teen athletes, both trans and not.

Cruz's use of actual young human beings as campaign props and additionally making them targets for harassment is just a particularly striking example, but this is what trying to "save women's sports" ultimately ends up being about. Ohio's Governor DeWine gets many things wrong, but when he was presented with a Save Women's Sports Act that promised more harassment of vulnerable teen athletes, he was right on the mark:
The welfare of those young people needs to be absolutely most important to this issue, whether that young person is transgender or not.
Sacrificing real human beings on the altar of political performance is inexcusable, I don't care how important you think that issue may be.

Sunday, October 27, 2024

ICYMI: Canvassing Edition (10/27)

While I hang out with the Board of Directors, the Institute CMO is out canvassing our side of town for the Harris campaign, an activity that she enjoys slightly more than having her teeth pulled, b, as she said, she doesn't want November 6 to come and feel as if there was something more she could have done. 

Since, as far as media go, we are well into the noise and nonsense stage of the campaign, perhaps you'd like to read about other stuff, like education things. So here's your list for the week. Also, Happy Halloween.


Did you know that the Operation Varsity Blues mastermind is out of jail, and back in the same business? Testing guru Akil Bello knows, and he also knows that old test scores make a weird sort of credential.

US public schools burned up nearly $3.2bn fending off rightwing culture attacks

The Guardian works out the price tag for defending public schools against culture panic artists and holy smokes but that's some expensive panic!

Teaching as loving grace

I referenced this piece earlier in the week, but it's good enough that I'm putting it here, too. Benjamin Riley writes "an ode to human teaching."

Work Hard. Be Nice. Or Don’t.

Nancy Flanagan reminding us that SEL is always in the classroom.

Latest OCPF Filings; and the Larsen A. Whipsnade “Never give a sucker an even break” Media Awards

Maurice Cunningham gives credit where it's due to Massachusetts media that don't bother to dig into what's behind certain "parent" groups.


Jose Vilson on baseball, the five c's, and what progressive education is, maybe.

Early Developmental Competencies: Or Why Pre-K Does Not Have Lasting Effects

At Defending the Early Years, Dale C. Farran with an excellent, research-based, and layperson-friendly explanation of why jamming academics into four year olds is so often a losing proposition. This post is two and a half years old, but it's been circulating again recently and it is just so good, so here it is again.

My Uber Driver Doesn’t Get the Fine Art of Fighting for Education Freedom

This is Rick Hess at Education Next and I know, I know-- I disagree with him on a whole bunch of stuff, too. But he can be one of the most intellectually honest of the reformsters, and this piece uses one more imaginary Uber driver to point out some of the problems with reformster rhetoric.

Sue Kingery Woltanski reports on the latest Florida shenanigans to devalue the profession

Republican Attorneys General to Court: We Demand More Pregnant Teens

Yes, really. Madiba Dennie at Balls and Strikes has the details.

First SC state-level challenges include 1984, Romeo and Juliet, To Kill a Mockingbird, YA titles

Steve Nuzum passes along news from South Carolina, where naughty books can be challenged on the state level. Surely there's no way that can end badly.

From Politics to Hate: Exposing LGBTQ+ People to Extremist Content

We don't hear a lot from Alaska, but Matthew Beck blogs about the state at The Blue Alaskan. Here's a story about a lady who wants to play with the Libs of TikTok crowd, to the detriment of education.

Doomed to Fail

A new Network for Public Education report about charter failure is out and, we have looks at the results from Jan Resseger and Thomas Ultican

Charter school enrollment has grown, but research shows they have long performed worse than traditional schools

Meanwhile, other research in Minnesota reaches the same conclusions.

How Americans See Men and Masculinity

Pew Research releases a multipage collection of data and charts and graphs all about how Americans of various ages and genders and politics view masculinity. Nothing about education exactly, unless of course you want to talk about the education of young men. Fascinating stuff.

Over at Forbes.com, I took a look at a proposal in Wisconsin that would make more explicit the idea of two different systems (and tiers) of education. 

I've been reviving my participation at Bluesky. If you're over there, look me up at @palan57.bsky.social

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Friday, October 25, 2024

Never Mind The Presidency

Look, it's not that I don't think the Presidential race isn't critical. It is. But when it comes to education, A) if you don't have enough information to make up your mind yet, I don't know how you even dress yourself in the morning and B) there are other races that public education supporters need to pay attention to.  

The Presidency matters for education, mostly to the degree that the White House can muck things up. That includes, as we have seen, installing judges who would like to turn the wall between church and state into dust. But again-- if you don't already know that the race for President is a critical choice between a catastrophic mess of a candidate and someone who wants the country to work well, nothing I can type will help (and if you think voting for Jill Stein is a great move, you are truly beyond rational help).

Congress? Also critical, as they control a lot of what can actually happen. We need more people in DC who are interested in actually governing rather than throwing ideologue hissy fits. 

But I want to encourage everyone to pay attention to the state and local contests. 

It is at the state level that the real crazypants regulations happen. It's legislators who drive the pushes for vouchers in states, and they do it largely with impunity because rarely do the voters punish legislators for trying to kneecap public schools, thanks to gerrymandering, doing the damage in the dark, and the electorate's short memory. Anti-LGBTQ, anti-diversity, anti-reading-- that stuff happens at the state level.

However, when it doesn't happen at the state level, it happens at the local level. Take Pennsylvania, where the legislature has been Democratic enough to forestall the worst ideas. Instead, right wingers have adopted a district-by-district strategy.  The Independence Law Center is the legal shop for the Pennsylvania Family Institute, whose goal is "for Pennsylvania to be a place where God is honored, religious freedom flourishes, families thrive, and life is cherished."

Though they try to keep their religious motivations quiet, these are Christian fundamentalists trying to impose their view on districts. They offer free counsel to any school board that wants some help with creating some culture panic regulations, and one at a time, they have been providing school districts to be just as repressive as state legislatures in Oklahoma or Florida.

Nor has Moms for Liberty given up and gone home yet. In fact, if you think you don't have a local chapter, you might want to check again. Anti-LGBTQ folks found they could block the new Title IX simply by having a Moms for Liberty member with students in the school, and lo and behold, there are suddenly M4L chapters well beyond those listed on the national group's map. 

People are used to sleepwalking through local elections. Heck, in most years, school districts in my region can barely get enough people to run to fill empty seats. But as someone who follows this stuff, I can't tell you how many times I've come across a story of voters in a local school district declaring, "What!??!! Dang, but I should have paid closer attention to that last school board election!"

Pay attention. Educate yourself, and then educate the people around you. The Presidential election is noisy as hell and will only get noisier, but you are going to feel the effects of those local elections for years. Vote. Come for the Presidential race, stay for the local officials. 

Outing LBGTQ Students

One of the culture panic hills one which some folks want to battle is the issue of schools outing LGBTQ students to their parents. The culture panic crowd is not only in favor of it, but they demand it, and quite a bit of perspective is being lost over the issue.

Take this from a recent Helen Lewis piece for The Atlantic--

Trump said, in an abrupt segue from a bit about fracking. “How about that one? Your child goes to school, and they take your child. It was a he, comes back as a she. And they do it, often without parental consent.”
Lines like this would not succeed without containing at least a kernel of truth. Under the policies of many districts, students can change their pronouns at school and use the bathroom of their chosen gender without their parents’ knowledge. A recent California law prohibits districts from requiring that parents be informed.

A kernel of truth? Letting children pick their pronoun or bathroom is akin to performing what Trump called "brutal" surgery on children. 

Parents Defending Education has a whole collection of outrage-stoking stories of schools with policies that allow students to decide whether or not they want information about their status to be shared with their parents.

Here's just one example-- a story from New Hampshire, where a school allowed "radical LGBTQ group" GLSEN (formerly the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Alliance) to run a professional development center.

GLSEN was founded in Massachusetts by two teachers; in 1994 it branched into other states. Their goals have been centered around making schools into "the safe and affirming environment all youth deserve." For the culture panic crowd, GLSEN is a promoter of "gender ideology" aka "acknowledging that LGBTQ persons are, in fact, human beings." 

But GLSEN told staff things like this:
Although it may be hard to believe, there are students whose emotional and physical safety were jeopardized when school staff outed them to other students and even family members

And that, we're meant to understand, is self-evidently terrible, a crazy thing to tell teachers. 

Except that it's the truth. Here's a graphic taken from a report by the not left-wing Bellwether Partners














None of these are great, but consider the homelessness statistic-- more than 1 in 4 LGBTQ young persons experience homelessness, and that's going to be mostly due to being thrown out of their home. Also, LGBTQ youths who feel supported at home reported attempting suicide at less than half the rate of those who didn't feel that level of support. And the picture surely hasn't improved since the pandemic pause.

So we need to ask-- what is the point of an out-to-parents requirement, exerted through either local school regulations or state law? What is it that supporters of such regulations want to achieve?

Lots of these folks seem to believe that LGBTQ persons never occur "naturally," that LGBTQ folks are made, not born, through some combination of indoctrination, seduction, and peer pressure. So perhaps the idea is to create more social pressure to just not "choose" to become LGBTQ. This is a technique that has never worked in the history of LGBTQ persons (which coincides with the history of the world). 

In some cases, the aim seems to be to assert control over children, as if they are a piece of property belonging to the parents. No, the child does not belong to the school. The child also does not belong to the parents, nor to anyone else, because the child is an actual live human being. It is a normal and natural thing as a parent to worry about the twists and turns your child may go through growing up. As old as stories about changlings, the visceral fear that your beloved child may be mysteriously replaced with some stranger. But "if my child has to tell me they think they're LGBTQ, then I'll be able to make them stop it" is not a winning plan.

But a non-zero number of parents react by trying to overpower their children and forcing them to become the person those parents want them to be. (see also "children going no contact")

Separate from them are the folks who want to overpower other peoples' children, as if government power can be used to force LGBTQ persons into nonexistence.

Supporters argue that these rules are about protecting parental rights, but which rights are we talking about. The right to control your child? No such right exists. The right to erase a child's privacy and step over any and all boundaries? The right to know everything about your child? It's a weird dance that the far right does--when the child is a fetus, its rights are supposed to totally overrule the rights of the parent, but once born, the child loses all rights to the parent. 

Whatever folks on the right think mandatory rules will accomplish, the actual results are not hard to predict. Children who feel safe and loved and supported at home will continue to freely share information about themselves with their grownups. Those who don't feel safe at home will quickly understand that they are not safe at school, either. So young people who are at a vulnerable time dealing with difficult questions of identity and their place in the world will be further isolated in world where social media makes teens more vulnerable to all manner of awful stuff.

I have no doubt at all that there are schools and school personnel out there who, in their desire to help, are over the line on these issues. But making wholesale outing of LGBTQ students without any concerns or safeguards for the rights--and safety-- of that student is irresponsible and, sometimes, dangerous. The rules have to treat those LGBTQ persons as real human beings and not faceless threats to a traditional gender orthodoxy. We have to do better.

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Computers And Defective Children

Kristen DiCerbo is the "chief learning officer" at Khan Academy, the hot new ed tech firm that is using computer programs to replicate some of the oldest problematic behavior in the educational universe. 

"If bringing AI into the classroom is a marathon," asserts DiCerbo in a recent article, "we’re 250 yards into this." I would argue that's a generous assessment.

See, Khan is one of the outfits betting on AI tutoring. But we can already see the problems, all completely predictable, emerging. 
Transcripts of student chats reveal some terrific tutoring interactions. But there are also many cases where students give one- and two-word responses or just type “idk,” which is short for “I don’t know”. They are not interacting with the AI in a meaningful way yet. There are two potential explanations for this: 1.) students are not good at formulating questions or articulating what they don’t understand or 2.) students are taking the easy way out and need more motivation to engage.

Oh, there are more than two possible explanations. Like 3) students aren't interested in interacting with computer software. Or 4) AI is incapable of interacting with students in a meaningful, human way that helps them deal with the material with which they struggle. 

I'm not going to expand on that point, because Benajmin Riley got there while I was still mulling this piece, and he's written a beautiful piece about what the profoundly human act of connecting and teaching with a struggling young human being requires. You should read that.  

But I do want to focus on one other piece of this. Because it's the same old mistake, again, some more.

In talking to teachers about this, they suggest that both explanations are probably true. As a result, we launched a way of suggesting responses to students to model a good response. We find that some students love this and some do not. We need a more personal approach to support students in having better interactions, depending on their skills and motivation.

In other words, the students are doing it wrong and we need to train them so that the tech will work the way we imagined it would. 

It's actually two old mistakes. Mistake #1 is the more modern one, familiar to every teacher who has had hot new "game changing" ed tech thrown at them with some variation of That Pitch--the one that goes "This tech tool will have an awesome positive effect on your classroom just as long as you completely change the way you do the work." The unspoken part is "Because this was designed by folks who don't know much about your job, so it would help them if you'd just change to better resemble the teachers they imagined when they designed this product." Raise your hand, teachers, if you've ever heard some version of "This isn't working because of an implementation problem." (The unspoken part here is "Let me, a person who has never done your job, tell you how to do your job.")

Mistake #2 is the more pernicious one, committed by a broad range of people including actual classroom teachers. And we've been doing it forever (I just saw it happening 200 years ago in Adam Laats's book about Lancaster schools). It's the one where I say, "My program here is perfect. If a student isn't getting it, that must be because the student is defective." 

Nobody is ever going to know how many students have been incorrectly labeled "learning disabled" because they failed to fall in line with someone's perfect educational plan.

We also sought to find the right balance between asking students questions and giving them hints and support. Some students were frustrated that our AI tool kept asking questions they didn’t know. If AI is to meet the promise of personalization, the technology needs to be aware of what the student currently knows and what they are struggling with to adjust the amount and type of support it provides.

You just measure what is in the brain tank, and if the level is low, pour in more knowing stuff! If this is all AI thinks it needs for personalization, AI has a Dunning-Kruger problem. At a minimum, it seems to be stuck in the computational model, a model floating around since the 1940s that the brain is like a computer that just stores data, images coded as data, experiences reduced to data. If you buy the brain-is-computer model, then sure, everything teachers do is just about storage and retrieval of data.

The brain-is-computer model has created a kind of paradox-- the idea that AI can replicate human thought is only plausible because so many people have been thinking that the brain is also a computer. In other words, some folks shrank the distance between computers and human thought by first moving the model of human thought closer to computers. If both our brains and our manufactured computers are just computers, well, then, we just make bigger and better computers and eventually they'll be like human brains.

Problem is, human brains are not computers (go ahead--just google "your brain is not a computer"), and a teacher's job is not managing storage and retrieval of data from a meat-based computer. 

Which means that if your AI tutor is set up to facilitate input-output from a meat computer, it suffers from a fundamental misconception of the task. 

This lack of humanity is tragic and disqualifying. We are only just learning how much can go wrong with these electro-mimics. There's a gut-wrenching piece in today's New York Times about a young boy who fell in love with a chatbot and committed suicide; reading the last conversation and the chatbot's last words to the child is absolutely chilling. 

AI is not human, and so many of its marketeers don't seem to have thought particularly hard about what it means to be human. If this is a marathon, then we aren't 250 yards in or even 250 feet in, and some of us aren't even running in the right direction.

Redefining Discrimination

Lexi Lonas Cochran, education reporter at The Hill, took a look at the steady conservative push on education and the Supreme Court decisions that have fed it. She got lots of things right, but I have some quibbles. 

As many of us have noted, SCOTUS has been knocking holes in the wall between church and state where it passes through the school yard, and conservatives have been both pushing on it and walking through the holes as they appear.

It's a tricky thing to chart cause and effect here. People on the right did not suddenly decide to take some of these positions just because the heist of three court seats gave them Big Dreams. At the same time, the far-right court has signaled clearly to people who have been waiting for their moment that the time is now. 

It's hard to precisely identify the juncture of political agenda and favorable court atmosphere. Neil McCluskey offered:
The most clear-cut example of what I have in mind is the Oklahoma Catholic Charter School, where it’s not so much that they see a friendly court, it’s that the courts are more friendly to school choice and have developed precedent now to support that kind of move.

Wellll..... It's true that the Catholic diocese and the christianist nationalists in political power didn't suddenly decide they'd like to hand taxpayer dollars to the private church schools. They've wanted to do that for decades. But it's also true that the diocese, and the board overseeing charter approval kind of put their heads together with Oklahoma Previous Attorney General O'Connor for a legal opinion about whether now was the time or not. Nor is anybody the slightest bit surprised that Oklahoma has asked SCOTUS to hear this case (digest version of the story here). So no, the court didn't lead to them deciding to do it all, but it surely influenced them to do it now.

This part of the discussion is an exercise in hair-splitting, but within the comments from Rick Garnett, the lawyer who's "involved" in the Catholic charter case, is a really important and deliberate mis-statement:

And more recently, there’s been a run of cases in the last, let’s say, five, six, seven years where the Court has said governments are not allowed to discriminate against religious schools. 

Nope. Nope nope nopity nope nope nope. At no point has anyone argued that governments may discriminate against religious schools, and that's not the hammer that lawyers have been using against the wall. 

Instead, what the court has done (with plenty of prompting) is to change the definition of discrimination.

The new definition has two key features.

First, the right and the court have declared that it's discrimination against religious folks if they aren't allowed to act out their own biases and prejudices. If I can't tell people that I don't want to serve them because I disagree with some aspect of their life, then that's discrimination against me. I can only freely exercise my religion if I'm allowed to throw gay people out of my cake shop or my school. 

Second, it's discrimination against religious organizations if the religious organization is denied taxpayer funds. It's not sufficient to avoid troubling or picking on a religious organization; if you won't let them have taxpayer money, that's discrimination.

And that also includes giving them those taxpayer funds without any strings attached (see "first"). The government must give the religious school taxpayer money even as it is forbidden to enforce any of the anti-discrimination rules that apply to all other government-funded organizations.

If a taxpayer-funded religious school refuses to hire an LGBTQ person as a teacher, that's the free exercise of religion. If the LGBTQ person refuses to let the school have their tax dollars, that's discrimination. If a public school football coach holds open prayers on the 50 yard line while still on duty, thereby clearly signaling to his players that failure to properly worship might put them on the bench--well, that's just free exercise of religion. If the school district fires the coach, that's discrimination.

If your religion tells you that you can't freely exercise that religion without collecting taxpayer dollars and being able to treat some people poorly, on purpose, just because, then I suspect something is wrong with your religion.

But set aside the religious and moral objections to this new definition. The practical concerns are bad enough.

Because who decides that something is a True Religion that deserves all these freedoms. If I've decided that my own personal religion also needs some taxpayer funding to start a school, who decides whether or not I get that? If I declare that I have really religious reasons for wanting to set up a private school that rejects all non-aryan families, and I want government funding for it, who settles that? Will the Department of Deciding Which Religions Are Real be a state or federal department?

Again--this has never been about combatting discrimination against religions, but about redefining what discrimination against religion means. That's the success that has paved the way for various initiatives that have been cued up for years. 

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Interview: A Teacher Surgeon Speaks Out and Fesses Up

Our crack investigative at the Curmudgucation Institute had a chance to sit down with Pat DeMasquool, a member of the teaching staff at Harry Gray Middle School about the actual work there.













CI: So to be clear, you are on staff as an English Language Arts teacher and also..um...

PD: Assistant Chief of Neurosurgery. Yes.

CI: This is not something we've really heard about American schools before. Why are you choosing to go public now?

PD: Well, I mean, Donald Trump called us out, didn't he. "Sex change operations are happening in public schools." The jig is up. We might as well fess up.

CI: So that really happens. Student comes in as a boy in the morning and leaves as a girl that afternoon? How does that even work.

PD: We have some extra time built into the lunch schedule for elective surgeries. It's generally better if they get the anesthesia on an empty stomach anyway. Occasionally the surgical team gets pulled from a study hall or even a class, if there's coverage. 

CI: I don't understand. I thought school nurses can't even hand out a Tylenol without parental permission. 

PD: Oh, they can't. Rules about that are very strict. Generally the students have to get home before they can get post-surgical pain relief. That's another reason we try to schedule the surgeries later in the day. 

CI: Donald Trump also referred to these secret surgeries as brutal. Any response?

PD: As I said, we've got to sneak these surgeries into a pretty short amount of time. But we're teachers--we can eat lunch in five minutes and take a pee break within forty-five seconds. We're good at speed, even if it is a little messy. 

CI: Also, I have to ask-- the school asks kids to send in boxes of kleenex every two weeks, and your textbooks are from the 20th century. How does the school district manage to afford all the equipment for these secret surgeries when you can't even afford simple basics.

PD: Different line item on the secret budget. Yeah, we have a whole secret source of financing to cover this stuff that we aren't allowed to spend on ordinary school supplies, but can support the surgeries.

CI: You keep saying "surgeries," like plural. Do you perform a lot of these?

PD: Well, the secret trans surgeries keep us busy some times of year. But we have plenty of other surgical specialties here, too. Mrs. Whippet in the Home Ec department does a pretty good secret knee replacement, and Mrs. Hergenschimer in the Social Studies department is on the brink of developing some cutting edge secret brain surgery techniques. Our lunch ladies are top-notch anesthetists. 

CI: This is going on all the time??

PD: Not all the time. Sometimes we get busy with classwork around the end of the grading period, and of course we're very busy in the spring testing season. And of course you've heard about the substitute shortages--that's one of the main reasons we need so much coverage. So sometimes the surgery has to wait. And of course we have limited space. We've only converted three classrooms into operating theaters. 

CI: I'm a little surprised to find a middle school English teacher with knowledge of advanced surgical techniques.

PD: We pick it up mostly in professional development sessions.

CI: Incredible. I'm surprised so many teacher surgeons stay here after getting that training. A neurosurgeon makes about a quarter million a year. How does that compare to the salary for a middle school English teacher? 

PD: Yeah, but where else could I get to spend my days trying to get kids interested in prepositions and Emily Dickenson? 

CI: Really, wouldn't it be simpler to sneak surgeons in here to perform the secret sex change operations? 

PD: Well, that would make it harder to keep secret, wouldn't it? Plus, what neurosurgeon would want to come work for my wages? No, the only way to keep it quiet is to do it in here with school where only the staff, the students, the lunch ladies, and the rest of the support staff know about it. That's why no word of it has ever leaked before.

CI: Don't parents notice? Why haven't we heard from any alarmed parents whose children went through transitional surgery in school? You'd think one or two would have said something.

PD: You would, wouldn't you. Only Trump was canny enough.

CI: It seems like an awful lot to manage.

PD: That's for sure. Four separate preps a day, papers to grade for 200 students, running student council, plus secret surgical work. And on top of that, we're also making sure to keep up with litter boxes for the furries as well as performing the regular Marxist indoctrination. Also, the homecoming dance is coming up. I can tell you one thing-- it leaves absolutely no time to make up senseless bullshit stories about other professions that we know nothing about. 






Monday, October 21, 2024

Care and Consequences

It may be the silliest false dichotomy in education. 

Do we bury toss aside the school disciplinary system for a truckload of warm, fuzzy sensitivity, or do we handle the misbehaving children with a traditional authoritarian round of showin' them who's boss?

I would love to say that both of these are gross overstatements, but, of course, they are not. Beyond the assorted hard-core authoritarian administrators out there, we've seen entire schools modeled on "no excuses," which at its most extreme means "I don't want to hear about your troubles, kid. Just knuckle under and do as you're told." And the anecdotal record of principals who send the offending student back to class with a lollipop, or won't take action until the teacher has forty-seven pieces of documentation and a certified "built a relationship with the student" story-- well, I'm pretty sure that every working teacher has stories.

Despite the advent of new languages for these extremes, they are not new at all. I've worked for both, and those days are at least 25 years in the rear view mirror.

The two poles are always discussed in the most extreme terms (much as I have so far), and I think that's because to people who disagree, the other side seems very extreme, and I think it seems very extreme because the correct answer in the real world is (once again) All Of The Above.

There is no question that when students act out, they are delivering a message and/or expressing a need. But that does not mean they should not experience consequences. For one thing, many times the message is that they would benefit from, even like to see, some structure and guardrails in the classroom. For another, the other students deserve a classroom in which they too are safe and able to learn. Consequences for the choices they make and the actions they take are a useful and necessary tool in the classroom.

At the same time, consequences that do not take into account whatever needs and pressures and traumas inform the child's behavior are blunt instruments that are destined to be less effective. As one of my principals frequently demonstrated, simply trying to hammer a child into submission creates far more problems than it solves. 

"Build a relationship" can mean an awful lot of things, but for teachers and students, mutual respect is the ideal. Respect includes a lot of features, but it doesn't include saying "I'm going to treat you like someone I can't expect to behave like a civilized person" and it doesn't include "I'm going to treat you like some kind of savage that must be broken and overpowered." 

Care and consequences are both a necessary piece of the disciplinary puzzle. Teachers and administrators absolutely can, and should, understand what message is contained in student behavior AND have the students face consequences for those actions. Teachers have to find their own way to balance. Teachers starting out are often reluctant to be "mean," but most figure out that it's not "mean" to create some order in the classroom (there is also an oft-noted phenomenon where a teacher tries to be too soft and eventually explodes all over the room). Teachers have to learn how their stern selves (which most 22-year-olds have little practice in performing) plays in the room. I found that what felt to me like a mild rebuke hit my students like a brutal beatdown. 

But I have never met anyone effective in a classroom who did not do both care and consequence. I have met zero effective teachers who were all one or the other. It would probably be useful have conversations that acknowledged what's needed is a proper balance rather than talking as if one or the other needs to be obliterated (or even successfully can be).But that is one of the scourges of education discussions--framed to often as either-or when they really should be about balancing both-and.


Sunday, October 20, 2024

Investors Warned: Stride Is A Mess (Still)

A investment analyst website has declared that cyber-school giant Stride stock is about to drop, based on problems from hidden ESSER benefits to ghost students and other details hidden from investors.

Wait-- who are Stride again?

Stride used to be K-12, a for-profit company aimed at providing on-line and blended learning. It was founded in 2000 by Ron Packard, former banker and Mckinsey consultant, and quickly became the leading national company for cyber schooling.

One of its first big investors was Michal Milken. That investment came a decade after he pled guilty to six felonies in the “biggest fraud case in the securities industry” ending his reign as the “junk bond king.” Milken was sentenced to ten years, served two, and was barred from ever securities investment. In 1996, he had established Knowledge Universe, an organization he created with his brother Lowell and Larry Elison, who both kicked in money for K12.

K12 went through a long series of legal problems and operational screw-ups. I have talked before with a company insider who found herself in the midst of battling lawsuits (it was one of my rare imitations of real journalist), and that lawsuit revealed that Stride actually has ties to investment giant BlackRock, and to Milken as well. 

Stride has generated a ton of profit for folks, enough that they are a lobbying powerhouse (particularly here in PA where cybercharter reforms always seem to stall and the cybers remain big moneymakers).

Now what's a fuzzy panda?

Fuzzy Panda Research is a website that specializes in information about stocks prime for shorting, which, to skip the whole investment black hole, is basically a bet that a company's stocks are about to take a dive.

They have apparently took a close look at Stride, and they see trouble on the horizon:
We are short Stride Inc (fka K12 Inc.) (NYSE:LRN). We believe Stride, a K-12 online education company, is the last Covid over-earning stock yet to fall. The stock is near its highs (+60% YoY) but investors are clueless about the looming Covid funding cliff. Investors don’t know because Stride management has NOT told them. Instead, management has said over and over again that the company received little to no benefit from the $190 Billion of federal Covid funds (called Elementary & Secondary School Emergency Relief Funds, or “ESSER”). Former Stride executives told us that management misled investors.

Let's take the issues one at a time.

ESSER shenanigans

Stride told its investors that their exceptionally great profits over the past four years were the result of the Elementary & Secondary School Emergency Relief Funds, the covid relief funds aimed at schools. CEO Rhyu told investors over the years that the company wasn't really seeing many of those dollars and wouldn't have to adjust when they went away.

Since those funds came with few strings attached, Stride just sort of shuffled them into a closet, then opened the closet and said, "Look at all these profits we found! What a good job we're doing!" Some of the funds were used to cover operational losses, but Fuzzy Panda estimates that over 25% of the EBITDA (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization) was simply those covid relief funds-- about 50-75% of them. 

In other words, taxpayer covid relief funds just went straight to the company's bottom line. Executives told them "it was a little bit of a shell game."

This does not matter to investors because of any outrage over misuse of government funds. But what it means to investors is that, since ESSER funds are now done, Stride is about to lose a major source of profit. 

But there are other issues.

Ghost students

Stride collected millions of dollars for students it was not actually educating. Fuzzy Pandas breaks this down into two groups.

Invisible ghosts are fake students who simply don't exist. FP estimates 5-10% of their total enrollment is these non-existent students.

Truant ghosts are the students that Stride pushes to show up on the days when the state counts the initial enrollment. Then they disappear. 

FP reports that Stride actually cut the staff responsible for tracking attendance and chasing down truant kids.

For investors, the big question is this-- Kamala Harris cracked down on Stride in 2016 over ghost students and forced them into a $168 million settlement. Would we see a repeat of that in a Harris administration? Sure would be expensive if, as they put it, "the ghostbuster returns."

Undisclosed loss of schools

Seven schools have left the Stride fold since 2021; investors don't know about this because it's kept hushed. FP predicts the "undisclosed churn" will continue because many Stride schools are unhappy, Management talks "about opportunity to add schools in 19 states – but Stride already has been kicked out of 9 of those states."

The lack of disclosure started when Rhyu stepped into the CEO spot.

Allegations of overbilling and fraud and poor performance

These have followed K12/Stride since forever. Overpriced hardware, class change charges, and a fake shell company that further allowed them to inflate enrollment. Also, FP figured out what many of us already know-- the ratings for Stride in particular and cyber-charters in general are low. Will these combine with post-pandemic scenery to bring drop in enrollment?

Finally, the CEO is...well...

In discussing James Rhyu's "colorful leadership style," FP says that "the phrase asshole came up frequently." Rhyu was promoted from the position of Chief Financial Officer. I've read hundreds of pages of his depositions, and as those he comes across as slippery, evasive, and weaselly. Here's an exchange that FD mined from a deposition:

Q: Mr. Rhyu, are you a man of your word?
Rhyu: I’m not sure I understand that question.
Q: Do you do what you say you are going to do, sir?
Rhyu: Under what circumstances?
Q: Do you do what you say you are going to do, Mr. Rhyu?
Rhyu: That’s such a broad question. It’s hard for me to answer.

Former execs also told FP about incidents of rage and bullying. "management by fear, bullying control freak."

Read the full report

Fuzzy Panda has a wealth of details and links and has brought all the receipts. They even offer twelve questions that investors should ask management of Stride. 

Investors appear to have already started to react to the news that despite not acknowledging it, Stride is about "to fall off a Covid cliff." We'll see what happens. This is all news for the investment world, the world that Stride is very interested in. For those of us in the education world, the news that Stride is shady, shifty, and operating unethically while pretending to be an education business--well, that's not news at all. But if the news could get out to other folks, that would be great. If you are in Pennsylvania, forward the Fuzzy Panda article to your legislator and ask them if they're ready for some cyber charter reform yet. 





ICYMI: I've Had Enough Edition (10/20)

If you don't live in a swing state, count your blessings. Pennsylvania is being overrun with political noise, all in service of a race in which to still be undecided you would have to be a very not-smart person who has been living under a rock. And we can't even put our heads down and power through, because either Beloved Leader will win and we will have to set our teeth for more years of struggle, or Beloved Leader will lose, which will trigger a long, ugly attempt to overturn the election. 

Well, some times don't ask much of us and some times ask a lot, and sometimes the only way out is through. Do what you can.

Meanwhile, there's still stuff about education to read. Her is some of it.

How a Struggling Boston School Found Success in the Roots of its Haitian American Community

Jeff Bryant at the Progressive with a story of a town that didn't lose its damned mind when Haitian immigrants came to live. And a school was at the heart of it.

Conservative megadonor Jeffrey Yass to fund South Carolina school choice voucher program

How rich is Jeff Yass? Rich enough to step in with funding for voucher students in South Carolina when the court takes the ax to the state's plan.

Oklahoma families, teachers and faith leaders file lawsuit to block Superintendent Ryan Walters’ Bible-education mandate

If you heard about edu-dudebro Ryan Walters mandating a Bible in every class and thought, "Well, that can't be legal," some parents and teachers and faith leaders and some powerful organizations agree with you, and they're taking Oklahoma to court in order to put the kibosh on it.

Oklahoma grand jury blames Ryan Walters, Gov. Stitt for COVID relief misspending

Also, Walters is still suffering consequences for the huge mismanagement he performed when he was just a baby grifter and not a state education tsar.

Far-Right Candidates Are Trying To Take Over Public Schools Across The Country

Before you spend all your worry on the marquee races, Nathalie Baptiste reminds us that there are critical local races on the ballot, too.

‘Money Matters. Now What?’: How Districts Get More Funding for Poor Students

Mark Lieberman at EdWeek says now that we've finally established that the reformster argument that money doesn't matter is, in fact, hooey, what can be a district's next steps?

California’s two biggest school districts botched AI deals. Here are lessons from their mistakes.

Boy, did they ever. Khari Johnson ay Cal Matters performs an autopsy on the cyber-messes at Los Angelos and San Diego. Maybe there are some lessons here (for humans, not AI).

Kentucky Board of Education approves resolution opposing Amendment 2

Kentucky's state board of education has come out publicly against the proposed constitutional amendment designed to open up funding for vouchers.

In Praise of Social Studies

Nancy Flanagan was a music teacher, but she calls social studies "the most critical field for K-12 students to explore."

Private school vouchers opposed by more than half of Pa. voters, poll shows

Hoping Governor Josh Shapiro gets the message. When you actually explain what vouchers do (send taxpayer dollars to private schools) they don't love them so much.

Florida: Defunding and closing Public schools while Encouraging The Building of More Private Options.

Sue Kingery Woltanski keeps an eye on Florida shenanigans, in this case surrounding school closures. "Recently, the narrative in Florida is that public schools are under-utilized because families are fleeing to other “school choice” options. I encourage you to be skeptical of that narrative."

Former Norman teacher Summer Boismier asks judge to reverse revocation of her license

Boismier is the teacher who was decertified by Ryan Walters because she dared to provide students with access to books. She's in New York now, following other professional paths, but she is not going to let Walters off the hook.

Parents stunned after Acero charter school network announces plans to close 7 schools

Acero is descended from failed charter chain UNO, and now they are leaving more families high and dry in Chicago.


Not that I spend a lot of time here working on Math Stuff, but as usual, Jose Luis Vilson is writing about more than just the math.

Techno-optimism as digital eugenics

Benjamin Riley takes a look at one tech CEO's vision for an AI future and finds it... not very serious.

It’s early days for AI. Here’s what we’ve learned

Here's a more serious look at AI developments.

To Parents of High School Seniors, What I See as a Teacher Every Year

From teacher Kara Lawler at Grown and Flown. It's nice.

Internet Personality? Thought Leader? Writer.

John Warner writes a lot of smart stuff about writing. This piece looks at the new problem--writing as a stepping stone to other sorts of roles in the world. What about those of us who just want to write?

Elsewhere this week-- At Forbes.com, I wrote about the three states where voters have a chance to squelch vouchers in their state. At Bucks County Beacon, a more in-depth look at the case of the Oklahoma Catholic charter, and what it could mean if the Supreme Court chooses to take it up. 

Also, given the latest update of terms in Musk-land, I've been reviving my participation at Bluesky. If you're over there, look me up at @palan57.bsky.social

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Friday, October 18, 2024

John Green and Religion

You are probably aware with John and Hank Green's Crash Course videos; short, perky videos that provide a quick sharp look at a particular topic. They are what Khan Academy wishes it could be. Crash Course covers a broad assortment of topics in a chatty manner, but not dumbed down in any way. The brothers have expanded their crew as well (e.g. check out Crash Course Black History hosted by Clint Smith). 

Hank hosts the newest offering-- Crash Course Religions-- and if you live in a state where leaders are trying very hard to push a particular brand of a particular religion into schools, this is a series that will really help you put your finger on why it all seems like such an exercise in futility. I'd start with Episode #2, which is embedded below.

Take the issues being raised in Oklahoma and Florida. In Florida, the law to allow "volunteer chaplains" has raised the entirely predictable announcement by the Satanic Temple that they'd like a piece of that action. Ron DeSantis expressed not a hint of hesitation in declaring that "that is not a religion." Meanwhile, in Oklahoma, when the same issue was raised, education dudebro-in-chief Ryan Walters declared, "Satanists are not welcome in Oklahoma schools, but they are welcome to go to hell."

Americans in general and conservative christianists in particular have pretty clear ideas about what a Real Religion is, right down to folks who believe that not only their religion, but their own particular church, is the Only Real Religion.

In ten minutes, Green makes a couple of important points. The Big Five are "religions" because Europeans carried their definitions of religion out into the world, as well as thei assumption that religion was a necessary requirement for civilization. The Big Five are also not even the biggest five religions practiced in the world. And the whole category of "world religions" is a human construct, right to the idea that the definition of "religion" is based an awful lot on "how I do my worshipping." 

"The idea of religion as this special category, set apart from other stuff people think, believe, and do," says Green, "Well, that's only a few hundred years old." People have a lot of ways of making sense of their lives, and the notion that "religion" is clearly and distinctly different from other ways is kind of suspect. And there is vast diversity within traditions.

It's ten minutes packed with reminders that any time you try to legislate religion on the assumption that there's a clear, concrete understanding of what religion is, you are on wispy low-lying fog that would have to upgrade huge amounts to even dream of being shaky ground. It's not crystal clear, it's not obvious, and it's not simple, and anyone who tells you it is is just showing you how stunted their understanding of religion is. 

Are Candidates Ignoring Education? Should We Care?

In a new Education Week piece, Bettina Love bemoans the lack of interest in education expressed by the Presidential candidates this time around, deeming it an afterthought. Does she have a point?

After all, Donald Trump has both Project 2025 and Agenda 47 out there, both of which promise to dismantle the Department of Education and push the heck out of vouchers. Harris, on the other hand, has Tim Walz who was a teacher, so that's ... something?

Love argues that candidates have proposed "bold and ambitious solutions to fix an American public school system rife with inequalities" in the past 40-ish years (aka ever since A Nation At Risk). Then she ticks off the attempts.

George H. W. Bush wanted to be "the education president," and he set some bold and ambitious goals without any particular ideas about how to achieve them, and he did, in fact, come up "woefully short."

Love says that Clinton made education a "cornerstone of his administration," but I was in the classroom at the time, and it sure didn't feel that way from out in the cheap seats. Mostly we got hit with new testing regimen, little realizing that they were a prologue to bigger and worse things. Love notes "By all measures of improvement, Clinton missed the mark entirely."

Then Bush II hit us with No Child Left Behind and that "soft bigotry of low expectations" line which presaged the hard tyranny of unachievable goals and guaranteed failure (everyone above average by 2014!! Whoopee!) Love correctly notes that NCLB "proved to be one of the biggest education policy failures in recent history."

Followed by Barack Obama, who had many of us in the field convinced that he Got It and his administration would reverse the damage inflicted by the last three. Ha, just kidding. Instead his administration doubled down on all the worst parts of NCLB. It was such a mess that one of the few bipartisan accomplishments of Congress was to finally come up with the overdue rewrite of NCLB and include a subtle scolding of Arnie Duncan. 

Many folks though this would tee up education as a Big Policy Topic for 2016. Jeb! Bush was all set to run as a champion of Common Core and Florida style reform. That did not pan out. Campbell Brown set up The 74 and positioned herself to be a major player in the many education policy debates that did not actually happen. 

It's not entirely education's fault. Donald Trump ran on no policy ideas at all other than "Black and Brown people are scary" and "But her e-mails!" He has been consistently uninterested in equity issues not just in education, but in all aspects of American life. 

And meanwhile-- Joe Biden, nice guy. I heard him live and in person say that he would sweep away DeVos policies and testing, and that didn't happen either. (Nor did an acknowledgement that the Obama-Biden education policies were a failed mistake).

I have long complained about how little real, serious attention education gets at election time, but reading through her brief history, I began to wonder if maybe education is better off if Presidents just keep their mitts off.

Still, serious issues in education remain, though my list and Love's don't entirely match. There's the attendance issue. The teacher morale issue. I'm not so concerned about lower scores on the Big Standardized Test, and as much as I respect her work, I have to cringe when Love brings up the loss of part of a year of learning--a month or year of learning not a thing, or rather, it's a made up thing to make test scores seem sexier.

Her big concern is equity:
As an educator and researcher deeply concerned about the future of education policy, I firmly believe that K-12 policy must undergo an unraveling if equity is to become the true goal of education. Currently, the unspoken but very real aim of our system is to maintain a two-tiered structure that perpetuates the divide between the haves and have-nots. Our education system is not an engine of social mobility, and this is a direct result of flawed policy.

I'm not sure the two-tiered system aim is all that unspoken. Certainly the choice policies pursued in some states set up a two-or-more tiered system.

The gap between haves and have-nots continues to be one of the central challenges of education, and its central problem is somehow getting the haves to fund education both for themselves and the have-nots. Is this a problem that can be solved by federal policy? History certainly doesn't suggest it could be, and most of the policies that steer education dollars away from the have-nots are state and local policies.

But as a certified old fart, I'm pretty much over federally-generated "solutions." The problems are many, from the vast distance between DC and your local district to the related problem that people who get positions of fed-level political power over education tend to know a lot more about politics than they do about education. That in turn makes them particularly fond of big PR-worthy silver bullets for education, and they might as well insist that those bullets be carried by Yetis playing bagpipes and riding on the back of rainbow unicorns. 

They could undo some of the previous bad attempts, like (as Love also suggests) doing away with the Big Standardized Test, the single most toxic development in public education in the last forty years. They could take steps to decrease the wealth gap in this country, which would help with the funding base of public education; this would be way more useful than following the myth that better education will fix poverty. They could help fix education funding in states, perhaps. They could monitor state and local systems to make sure that inequitable systems feel pressure to shape up. 

But honestly, after all these years, any time I hear a national political candidate start with "I have a program that will advance education in this country..." my bullshit alarm starts whooping so loud I can't hear anything else they say about it. The best thing they could do to get my attention is something along the lines of "My administration will listen to people who actually know stuff about teaching," though how we build a bridge between DC and those people I do not know. 

In the meantime, I agree with Love that it sucks that no Presidential campaigns have anything substantial to say about education. Unfortunately, historically, the only thing worse than when they ignore education is when they don't.


Thursday, October 17, 2024

Uniformity Clauses, School Choice, and Undergrad Musings

Grove City College is just down the road from me, a school that has long enjoyed a reputation for producing excellent engineers as well as being somewhat conservative. I'm talking small-c conservative, the kind of school where young women supposedly went to earn their MRS degree. An activity for decades was to go to the lobby of the womens' dorm and have some room buzzed, then when the co-ed appeared in the lobby, the boys would rate her appearance with Olympic-style score cards. Hilarious. Friends, family, and untold numbers of former students have studied there; I've been the co-op for several student teachers from their program. 

Grove City is heavily endowed (lots of Pew/Sun Oil money there), which allowed it to make one of its few marks on the national scene, the case of Grove City College v. Bell. GCC's point was that since they accepted no federal dollars, they shouldn't have to fill out federal paperwork to show compliance with various policies (e.g. Title IX). The feds said, "Oh no-- since some of your students get federal aid, you fall under our umbrella."

GCC lost the lawsuit, so they simply stopped letting students use federal aid dollars and instead replaced all federal aid dollars with private supplemental $$. The feds passed a law to help plug some of the holes that the case revealed, but GCC was out from under their thumb. That was back in the 1980s. 

Somewhere in the last decade or two, Grove City College because a Conservative college. In 2017, PA Senator Pat Toomey raised a ruckus by adding a carve-out in a tax bill meant to exclude from taxation the endowments of colleges that don't accept federal funds; it was widely seen as a benefit for Hillsdale College (the Very Conservative Religious College beloved by the DeVos family), but of course it also worked for Grove City College as well. 

In 2005, the college set up its own thinky tank, The Center for Vision and Values, but in 2019 they stopped pussyfooting around and renamed it the Institute for Faith and Freedom. Lawrence Reed, a leader at the Mackinac Center, the Foundation for Economic Education, and former State Policy Network president, is a Grove City grad. The college launched its new Center for Faith and Public Life by signing on Distinguishing Visiting Fellow Mike Pence.

In 2009, GCC launched a relative rarity-- a law journal for undergrads. It had three purposes: 

to prepare students to succeed in law school by equipping them to become better readers, writers, and researchers; to expand the influence of Grove City College by distributing a scholarly publication; and to establish relationships among students, staff, faculty, and friends of the College.

The journal has published on a variety of issues, from abortion to the struggle between Libertarianism and Fusionism for control of the GOP. There's even a piece in Vol. 12 by Reed himself, a bit of a history lesson about Thomas Clarkson and William Wilberforce. There are even radical theses, like the piece that argues that Milton Friedman didn't understand the Great Depression at all. 

The newest issue (Vol. 15) includes pieces by folks who are not connected to GCC, including the co-authors of the piece we've finally worked our way around to.

A. Caleb Pirc got his BS in Business Administration: Entrepreneurship from Liberty University, then went on to Regent University School of Law. Lili Pirc graduated from Pusch Ridge Christian Academy, then earned a BA in History from W.A. Franke Honors College (that's University of Arizona) before heading to Regent University School of Law. Regent University is a private Christian school in Virginia Beach, founded in 1996. Sam Alito and John Ashcroft have served on the faculty; Kristen Waggoner, the lead counsel on the Masterpiece Cake Shop, is an alumnus. 

Mr. and Mrs. Pirc both graduated in 2024 (yes, they're married). Now they've produced a "note" about how uniformity clauses might affect school choice programs-- "A Time for Choosing: The Impact of Uniformity Clauses in State Constitutions on School Choice Programs."

The authors posit that, having been frustrated by the Supreme Court's continued demolition of the wall between church and state, choice opponents will turn to "their new tactic to undermine school choice programs: uniformity clauses."

State constitutions use a variety of certain terms (laid out efficiently in this piece from the Education Law Center), including "thorough and efficient," "general," and "uniform." What they all have in common is a certain level of vagueness, and the Pircs' note hinges on that. We'll get there.

Right out of the gate, the authors' scholarship is suspect. The introduction's first sentence asserts that over the part few years there has been a "groundswell of parents concerned about the influence of the education system upon their children." The source? An article by DeVos's favorite voucher evangelist Corey DeAngelis in the right-wing Washington Examiner. They are moved by "the prevalence of harmful ideologies, such as Critical Race Theory and Gender Ideology" plus the "politization" of things like learning to read. No acknowledgement here of how such things came to be such a controversy (like, maybe, because certain privatizers deliberately stirred them up in an effort to sow distrust of public education), nor any data to show exactly how much of the parenting public was actually upset.

The authors dismiss state constitution restrictions on using public funds for religious purposes, saying that Espinoza and Carson "foreclose" this argument, and they may turn out to be right (at least as long as the current SCOTUS is in place). They point to other non-religious arguments made against choice programs, citing "The State Constitutionality of Voucher Programs: Religion is Not the Sole Component" by Preston Green and Peter Moran (Published in the Brigham Young University Education and Law Journal way back in 2010). 

Green and Moran list three non-religious provisions, leading with uniformity provisions "which require states to provide a uniform system of public schools."

Pirc and Pirc point out, not unfairly, that courts and legislators are a little fuzzy on the whole "uniformity of what" question. Uniformity of funding? School structure? Curriculum? Pirc and Pirc find that last one particularly scary--what if the state forces private voucher schools to follow the same curriculum that voucherphiles want to escape. I'm enjoying the image of, say, segregation academies forced to let Black folks in. We'd bette4r take a closer look, say the authors.

But first, a history lesson.

The modern school choice movement may date to the 20th century, but the authors assert that "parents’ ability to direct their child’s education existed long before then" and back when the nation was founded, "parents chose where and how to educate their children," which is certainly an interesting read on an era in which education was only available to sons of wealthy white families, or Puritan children who were required to attend the local religious school, and everyone else had no particular choice. This is a historical observation on par with Betsy DeVos's assertion that HBCU's were "pioneers" of school choice

It was a complicated time, but it surely didn't resemble a choicers utopia. But there's a footnote here, so there must be some legitimate source for--never mind. They're citing Milton Friedman. Then they claim that this heyday of parental choice was diminished when "the Common Schools movement catalyzed the proliferation of government schools."

They toss out some other examples of fledgling choice programs, then shines a spotlight on the Friedman's and their inspirational intellectual support for so many choice programs. "There are too many examples to list here," say the Pircs, which I suppose is why they complete skip over the post-Brown rise of school vouchers as a tool for reinstituting school segregation. 

The note considers three examples of uniformity clauses in action. 

Wisconsin's courts decided that the uniformity clause just meant that students had to have the opportunity to "attend a public school with uniform character of instruction," therefor charters were okay because students still had an "opportunity" to get that uniform education if they chose to.

Florida's uniformity clauses are more of a ceiling than a floor, say the Pircs, and the courts found that public funds may be used only for public schools. As we all know, Florida has successfully worked around that limitation via vouchers that pass public funds through third party parties. 

Idaho has a uniformity clause, but nobody has used it to challenge choice yet. Idaho's courts have established that there is no fundamental constitutional right to education. Idaho followed Wisconsin in deciding "uniformity" refers to curriculum, not funding. 

The Pircs float a couple of their favorite arguments here. First, "there is no system more uniform than one that gives each parent the same amount of dollars to spend for each child’s education, as a voucher system does." Which is a bit like arguing that if we give everyone in Pennsylvania a voucher amount for housing, everyone in the state will live in the same housing, whether they are rich or poor or live in Pittsburgh or Barkeyville. 

The Pircs also want to use the new SCOTUS appeal to history argument, and their historical argument is that centuries ago, Americans had school choice by parents. They do protest that choice programs "do not aim to turn time back to the pre-common school proverbial dark ages that required families without access to a school to scrounge up an education from the crumbs of the earth for their children" but instead offer parents access to both public and private schools. 

Except that of course they do not. First, private schools retain the right to accept or reject students (or families) based on religion, sexual orientation, or, in some cases, any reason they wish. Even clearing that hurdle, barriers of transportation and cost remain (particularly when private schools increase tuition to match voucher availability). Second, the drain on public schools can erode the public choice that is supposed to be there for all students.

The authors are writing this note ultimately to offer advice to choicers. Take a look at your state's uniformity clause, they say, and find out what the courts think it means, especially if it might mean that choice schools have to match public school curriculum. But they note confidently

For almost all states, the question is not whether school choice programs are constitutional but rather how to write them so that they are so.

 The Pircs also quote a central point from Komer and Neily:

Uniformity clauses, they argue, were designed to ensure that public schools possessed certain minimum characteristics, not to impose a limit on the “educational innovation and creativity” of legislators in executing their constitutional duties. “If a state chooses to go above and beyond that constitutional requirement, a uniformity provision should not be a bar.

There's yet another problem here-- the assumption that choice is somehow "above and beyond" the public system. But research has shown pretty conclusively that vouchers are mostly "below and behind" in their results for students. Nor have choice programs involved any notable innovation or creativity other than finding ways to pander to agenda that, as with those segregation academies, have little to do with education and lots to do with bias and culture wars. 

The Pircs offer one last point-- no system should preclude parents educating their child outside of the government system, and they try to assuage the fears of those choice opponents on the far right who see such programs as extending the power of the government. Do it right and that shouldn't be a problem, say the Pircs, who, I'll remind you, are fresh out of a lifelong education in strictly private Christian environments and so can more easily imagine havens walled off from the government, yet somehow fed with taxpayer dollars for which taxpayers don't want accountability. 

It's a tiny piece in a backwater journal, but we'll see if yet another argument for funneling taxpayer dollars to private institutions has legs.