ICYMI: Springtime Whiplash Edition (5/17)

Last weekend, we bought some hanging plants for the porch. Last week, we had to take them in a couple of nights because of frost warnings. We put on coats to go to school in the morning and shorts for playing after school in the afternoon. There was a thunderstorm with pea-sized hail. One day it never got above 45. Tomorrow it's supposed to be 90. Springtime in NW PA is just super swell. 

But yes, I still have reading for you. For you who are new, a couple of clarifications. This list usually doesn't include any articles that I referenced in other pieces during the week. Also, your mission is to help promote and amplify the pieces and writers here that you think people should see. It's rough to find hour audience on the interwebs, and you can help connect writers and readers, which is absolutely God's work.

Here we go.

What Does a “Learning Recession” Mean?

Anne Lutz Fernandez has this excellent take on the new report chicken littling about the "learning recession." She covers both the good news (politicians might finally believe in the issues that teachers have been announcing for a decade) and the bad news (some folks really really want to bring back "test and punish").

"Talkin' 'Bout My Generation": On the New "Learning Recession"

Paul Thomas takes a look at the "learning recession" and some of the stellar reactions to it.

Teachers Aren’t Burnt Out. They Are Being Set Up to Fail

Alexandra Robbins wrote a great book about teaching. Here she is at Ed Week explaining what "teacher burnout" is really about.

The K-12 Public Education Double Standard: One System, Two Sets of Rules

Greg Wyman calls out the double standards behind ho some states handle public v. private and charter schools.

AI in the Classroom Is Our Most Senseless Education Experiment Yet

                                        

One sign that AI ed tech is in trouble is that voices are complaining about it from all across the political spectrum. Here's Andy Smarick of the Manhattan Institute writing for the National Review making the right-tilted case against AI in school.\

MontCo school district pushes back as some parents don't want kids using tech

Sharon Lurye is reporting from a Pennsylvania district for a look at how school districts are dealing (or not) with parent pushback. 

The latest ruling on the Ten Commandments in Texas threatens religious freedom

Andrew Koppelman writes for The Hill about how the Texas Ten Commandments law should bother religious folks as the state extends its power over the church.

Bill would ban private equity 'vulture investors' from youth sports.

Yes, if you missed it, the equity crowd has been squeezing money out of youth sports, too. There's a bill to stop that (and it will probably fail) but Kenny Jacoby and Stephen Borelli look at the issue for USA Today.

Watertown High School students walk out after controversial band concert song ban

You can read the start of this story here. The follow-up is that the board voted to ban the piece, and students walked out in protest. 

What Do Teachers Do? Legislators and Govt. Officials Who Disparage Public Schools Betray Their Ignorance

Jan Resseger revisits the work of Mike Rose as an answer to dopey legislators who just don't get it.

Dunleavy’s Handpicked State Education Board Usurps Local Control - Pearl Creek

Blogging in Alaska, Matthew Beck reports on the attempt by the state education chief to force a school district to approve a charter school that they can't afford (and which has no plan).

Community Schools Are at the Forefront of a ‘Neighborism’ Movement

Jeff Bryant at The Progressive with more insight on the community schools movement, this time from New York City.

Educators Should NOT Teach Students How to Use Technology with a Purpose: They Should Teach

"Do we teach students how to use a pencil, an eraser, or paper with a purpose?" John Robinson's post is short but sweet. 

Recess: Still Denied!

For those who want to go back to test and punish, Nancy Bailey has news about one aspect of school that has never left those days behind-- America's children are still under-recessed.

Archbishop’s call helps sink oversight changes to Missouri private school voucher program

Yes, an archbishop can make a few calls and put the kibosh on a move to add some accountability to the state's voucher program.

AI goes Office Space

Benjamikn Riley looks at what it means that the AI industry is dropping chatbots for agents. (Spoiler alert: nothing good).

24 hours with 3 teenage birders: Welcome to the World Series of Birding

For NPR, Natalie Escobar and Ava Berger hang out with three teenaged birders. 

Every once in a while you see a performer who just breaks past the boundaries of what a human being can do. This woman is amazing.

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Ryan Walters Divorce

Divorce sucks. I'm a once-divorced guy on marriage #2, and like virtually everyone in this country, I know sizable number of divorced persons, and not one of them says, "Yeah, that was fabulous and I wish 
everyone could go through it."

Ryan Walters is going to go through it. Not only is he going to go through it, but he's the one who filed.

If you've forgotten about Walters, I could link to a dozen posts about him here, or I could let Robyn Pennachia at Wonkette sum up some career highlights. 

Former Oklahoma Schools Superintendent Ryan Walters is one of the holiest men in all the land. He worked tirelessly for many years to use the power of the state to convert children to Christianity, without care or regard to how “unconstitutional” that was. A Bible in every classroom! Every wall straight up papered with the Ten Commandments! State funding for Catholic charter schools! Forcing kids to watch videos of him praying to Donald Trump! Sure, many of his initiatives failed, but he did ultimately succeed in one thing: spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to pay PR firms to promote his “personal brand” and secure over 400 media appearances for him.

He has since finished with that job (though it has not finished with him-- he's just been sued by one of the teachers whose career he tried to destroy for insufficient MAGA devotion). Now he heads a right wing anti-teacher-union group. 

The divorce petition he filed against his wife cites "a state of complete and irreconcilable incompatibility" as the reason for the divorce, claiming that this "destroyed the aims of the marriage of the parties and rendered its continuation impossible." Otherwise known as a no-fault divorce.

I am not here to jeer or mock Walters over this. As I said, divorce sucks, and while it is sometimes inevitable, it's also wrenching and painful and confusing and difficult and all the complicated things a human-to-human unraveling can be. And there are four children involved which really sucks for everyone.

Walters has absolutely been a rabid christianist culture warrior, part of the same crew that considers no-fault divorce a scourge and insists that if we just put the decalogue up in classrooms and make everyone read the Bible and just follow God's law to the black and white letter, our lives will unfold in pristine straight lines. Just live your life in the light, avoid the dark, and don't let anyone tell you that life is sometimes complicated and grey. Folks like this get kicked in the gut but wiggly grey reality all the time; Walters just happens to be one of the ones who gets kicked in public. 

Thing is, Walters has kicked a lot of other people in public who did not ask for it, even as he has used his position to deliver a lot of noise about how other people should live their lives. He has publicly gone hard after some teachers, going as far as trying to have them drummed out of the profession, for not Living Right. So media and social media are making hay out of this newest chapter.

Charges of hypocrisy are not useful. But when someone is this absolute and noisy and combative about his black-and-white beliefs, one must wonder whether they are an actual true believer or if they are just cosplaying for the grift. It's times like this that give us a clue. 

I'll hope that people show Walters some grace. I'll hope that going through a messy, complicated patch will move Walters to broaden Walters' understanding of human complexity and lead to him showing a little grace himself. I'll hope that he doesn't go the MAGA route of deciding that his own failings don't matter because he is not like those Other Terrible People. 

The couple has said they plan to co-parent with their children's needs in mind, and I wish them luck with that. There is no guilt like divorced parent guilt. I've taught plenty of children of divorce and co-parented two of my own, and while each situation has its own challenges, mostly what I've learned is that the biggest damage is done when a parental divorce leads to children learning that they are not the most important thing in their parents' lives, that they are less important than revenge or anger or self-indulgence. 

Walters has never been a serious person (well, maybe back when he was an actual classroom teacher) and he used every ounce of his power to promote an unserious version of school, not intended to educate students to find their way and be fully human in the world. Instead, the culture warrior model of education  is a place where children are empty drones to be stamped into a particular two-dimensional mold in a version of the world that says people get what they deserve and they had damned well better follow the rules (which include things like "make lots of babies" and "women stay home and serve while their husband takes care of Important Stuff") and know their place. 

This is not a serious approach to being truly human in the world, and every fifteen minutes the real world, and every time one of these people gets their hands on real power over education, children suffer for it. Meanwhile, roughly every fifteen minutes, real life trips one of these guys up, unserious people facing a serious moment. Sometimes they block it out with denial, sometimes their weak and brittle views break, and sometimes they grow up a bit. Walters (and family) deserves the space and grace to find their way forward, even if some of us are not inclined to give it to him. 

In the meantime, we should remember that this is why education should present young humans with a full, rich, complicated, and even controversial of the world as it exists, all black and grey and white and wiggly, rather than trying to lock them into some two-dimensional tiny unserious view of the world that tries to pretend that a whole range of humans and human experience does not exist. 

OH: A New Definition of School Choice (Moving the Goalposts Again)

Around 200 school districts in Ohio sued the state over its voucher program, a program that funnels a billion dollars (give or take a few million) to private schools (most of them religious). Last summer, the Franklin County Judge Jaiza Page, ruled that EdChoice is mostly unconstituttional. That, of course, triggered an appeal (and some special legislator crankiness) and that appeal seems to have triggered a whole new definition of school choice.

The Institute for Justice, one more education privatization law shop, has been working on the state's case, and after the Franklin County decision they were pointing at Simmons-Harris v. Goff, an old case that supported a different version of choice. They also mentioned the argument that the parental right to direct a child's education requires a school choice system. And the state has also been claiming that having two separately operated but equally swell school systems is totally okay. Because "separate but equal" has always been a winning argument in education.

The Ohio 10th District Appellate Court panel of judges heard arguments from the parftioes (the school district count is now up to 330) and seemed to notice a problem with that whole "parental rights" argument. 

Parents don't actually get to choose.

Judge David Leland posited hypothetical gay parents of a student living in a rural area with just one private school. The school could reject that student, and then parental choice available would be... what?

As reported by Laura Hancock at Cleveland.com:

“All the parents do is apply to private schools,” Leland said. “The schools are the ones who make the choice. They’re the ones who decide. Unlike a public school … the public schools have to take everybody. That’s the requirement in public education so that everybody in society would have an equal opportunity to get a good education and grow to the extent of their ability.”

That's when the state floated its new definition of school choice:

Stephen Carney, an appellate lawyer with the Ohio Attorney General’s office, argued that parents nonetheless have a choice in applying. That’s why it’s considered school choice, he said.

Got it? Parents have a choice of where to apply, and that's school choice. 

First, that's silly. I have a choice to apply for a mortgage for a multi-million dollar house. That's not the same as being able to choose that house. 

Second, if that's what school choice means, then everyone in the state already had school choice before any voucher program was ever started! Every parent in the state always had the ability to apply for their child's admission to any private school. 

This is not what anyone ever thought school choice promised, though it is an accurate definition of what it delivers. 

It's one more reminder that the voucher crowd is not actually interested in school choice, because they consistently avoiud addressing the actual obstacles to parents who want to choose a private school-- tuition cost and discriminatory policies. EdChoice is not about providing actual school choice; it's just about finding ways to funnel public tax dollars to private mostly-religious schools. 

If the 10th District panel upholds the ruling against, that will simpoly grease the wheels carrying the case up to the state (mostly-GOP) supreme court. Can't wait to see what arguments the state uses there, but I'm betting they'll keep the wheels on those goalposts.

 

PA: Cyber Charter Sues State To Maintain Truancy Loophole

Late last year, Pennsylvania's lawmakers finally passed some much-needed cyber charter reform. Commonwealth Charter Academy, the 800-pound gorilla of PA cybers, has sued to try to escape some of the consequences of those new rules. 

One of the long-time dodges of cyberschool in PA has been as a dodge for chronically truant students. Is your kid skipping so much school that truancy officials and the court have gotten involved? Just sign him up for a cyber charter, where the attendance rules were loose (students didn't even have to appear on screen) and requirements for enrollment were frictionless. Just sign up and voila!-- that nasty truancy problem magically vanished.

Anecdotally, I can tell you this was a regular occurrence-- a student who was frequently absent with parents getting annoyed at phone calls from school would disappear entirely, until word would come that they were now doing cyber. That rarely ended well for the student, which was not a surprise-- take a student who can't muster the motivation and discipline to handle traditional school shifts to a model that depends entirely on the student's discipline and motivation to succeed? The vast majority of my cyber-departures either returned a year later, woefully behind, or simply never finished school at all. There are many problems that can contribute to chronic truancy, and cyber charters solve almost none of them.

The new rules add friction. Now a student with chronic truancy issues may not enroll in cyber school unless a court rules that such enrollment is in their best interests.

CCA went looking for this fight. In March their board voted to go ahead and enroll over 600 students marked "habitually truant" by their districts and two weeks later filed the suit, claiming that the law is unconstitutional. But now they get to generate press releases about how 600 students are "in limbo" while waiting for a decision even when the actual story is that CCA violated the law by admitting those students in the first place. 

As reported at PennLive by Oliver Morrison, other cybers are more heavily affected than CCA. But CCA is the big gun and has the financial weight and advocacy staff to take the state to court. So now the court will get to decide whether or not to reinstate the cyber charter truancy dodge. 

The Culture Panic Disrespect for Parents and Children

Two stories just broke, and both underline a feature of the culture panic crowd-- a disrespect for both children and their parents.

In Wisconsin, the school board of Watertown voted to silence the high school band, forbidding a performance of “A Mother of a Revolution!” is a 2019 composition by Omar Thomas. It was commissioned by the Desert Winds Freedom Band to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall uprising. Thomas wrote that the piece "is a celebration of the bravery of trans women, and in particular, Marsha ‘Pay It No Mind’ Johnson." The work is an instrumental piece with no lyrics.

The controversy was, of course, that the piece referenced an LGBTQ activist. Now, the board, which in the past two years has been commandeered by the culture panic crowd, already had a "controversial issues" policy (aka "Don't Say Gay") in place, carefully framed as protection for parental rights. Teachers are supposed to give parents a chance to opt out of anything that might contradict their religious beliefs. The band director at the school informed parents of the piece via letter last October, and gave the option to opt their child out of the piece. Three students were opted out; two later changed their minds. 

Parents had ample opportunity to express themselves, and when the board decided to vote on censoring the piece less than a week before its scheduled performance, more parents and students spoke up, rather loudly, right up through last night's very contentious meeting.  

But as we have seen time after time after time, the "parental rights" crowd is only interested in the rights of certain parents. Parents who express support, acceptance, or just, you know, acknowledgement of the existence of LGBTQ persons-- those parents' rights don't matter so much. The board voted 7-1 to ban the piece. (You can listen to the piece, just under 5 minutes long, and decide how gay you think it sounds.)

At one point in the meeting, you'll hear board vice-president Sam Ouweneel remind board members "This is a perfect example of what everyone sitting at this table ran on, which was ending indoctrination in the classroom and ending radical curriculum." No word yet on whether the board will also forbid the works of Tchaikovsky and Cole Porter.

Yes, yes-- indoctrination. Because students' brains are like putty in the hands of adults. Children are dopes.

What else explains moments like Representative Virginia Foxx's response to a letter from a fourth grader who wrote her a letter as part of a class assignment. Ten year old Christian Mango researched and wrote about electric vehicles and his proposal for a tax rebate for buying one. His mother shared the response from Foxx, which was generally condescending, until it became insulting:

Incidentally, please ask your teacher to explain propaganda to you. While I will never be able to know, my guess is that your teachers will not give you a good educational experience and help you learn to think as they are too interested in indoctrinating you. How sad.

Foxx, who sits on House Committee on Education and Labor, has long had a bug up her ear about "indoctrination," though she usually picks on public schools. Mango is a student at a private Christian school.

Her assumption here is clearly that the child is a dope, incapable of forming any of his opinions on his own. Nor did she feel the need to include any of his parents in this communication. The note became public when his mother showed it on Instagram. Christian’s mother praised his educators as “amazing teachers who are lifelines for these kids,” and told Foxx that “teachers don’t deserve the contempt and disrespect you have shown.”

The culture panic crowd consistently commits a cardinal sin-- assuming that everyone who disagrees with them is either evil or stupid. They hold onto the notion that there is One Truth and only people who embrace that One Truth deserve respect, attention, or a voice. They are a callback to Wilhoit's Law: 

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

That may not be all conservatives, but it certainly fits the culture panic crowd. 

And children? Children are chattel. "Children do not belong to the government," they declare, meaning "they belong to their parents." They are property, to be arranged like furniture, and if the living room couch is in the wrong place, well, someone must have moved it because the couch certainly has no ability to move itself. 

It's frustrating and (as shown in Watertown videos) anger-fueling. Can we trust young humans to take in a full range of information about the world, trust them to sort through it all, and respect their freedom to build their own model of the world? Not if the culture panic crowd has anything to say about it. 

Cashing in on Federal Vouchers

The federal voucher program birthed by the Big Beautiful Boondoggle Bill aims to spread a lot of money around, and folks are already getting ready to hoover up a share of the taxpayer-funded largesse. The tricks is to set up a Scholarship Granting Organization.

What's an SGO again?

Tax Credit Scholarships are a way to launder taxpayer dollars before funneling them to private, often religious, schools. To hand the money taxpayer to government to private school would be illegal, so instead, the money goes from taxpayer to SGO (instead of the government) to private school. That shifting of the taxpayer's liability from government to private school is totes legal (except in Kentucky, where the courts are smarter than that). 

So the SGO collects the money and hands out the vouchers, and in between, it collects a handling fee, typically between 5% and 10%. 

SGOs can make some money on the state level, though in many cases they exist just to funnel taxpayer dollars to a particular private school. But the idea of a federal voucher system creates some big possibilities.

There's a wild range of estimates for how much money will be involved in federal vouchers, from $51 billion down to $3 billion. But no matter who turns out to be correct, a 10% will be mean there's a hefty stack of money in play for SGOs on the national level. All the more motivation for voucherphiles to get in on the financial harvest.

American Federation for Children 

As we have noted before, the DeVosian national-level privatization advocacy group is already setting up their own national SGO and teaming up with Odyssey, an outfit that promises "an automated, end-to-end school choice platform. AFC's announced plans that involve serving as an SGO for SGOs-- a national feedline for ambitious state-level SGOs. And look-- nobody yet knows what the actual rules and regulations are going to look like. Will this kind of SGO-to-SGO pipeline be legal? Better question-- will SGOs get to skim off a fee at every level, so that the piece of pie is whittled away as it moves down through the privatization funnel?

But AFC plans give you an idea of how much money is in play-- they are spending $10 million just to publicize and prepare the ground for the launch of federal vouchers. When you can spare a cool ten mill just to launch your new program, you know you're expecting some hefty ROI.

Center for Christian Virtue

State players are also planning to upsize. The Center for Christian Virtue has been active in Ohio since the days of 1983 when it was the more for Citizens for Community Values. Back in 2024 they won an award from the Heritage Foundation that they planned to use "to support its Education Restoration Initiative, addressing Ohio's academically broken and morally corrupt government-run education system."

They've been quite plain about being on a mission to replace public schools with private Christian schools, including helping churches set up such schools. But with the federal voucher program, they have announced their intent to go national by taking its state-level SGO, the Christian Education Network, and sending it out into other states. 

“Families are searching for both excellence and biblical values in education, so this program creates a critical pathway forward,” said Troy McIntosh, Executive Director of CEN. “It gives parents and grandparents a choice they may not have thought possible, and provides Christ-centered schools with new financial resources."

And for just 10% of the take, they will provide that.

MyChurchSGO

Even if you aren't a state or national player, you can still play along! Meet Richard Poljan and MyChurchSGO. In fact, I'll let him introduce himself, because otherwise you might think this is a parody video.

Yup. God's new gold mine.

Poljan has put up several of these videos, and they aren't exactly pulling in the big views. He's a hard man to track down, but he appears to be working in Fowler, Michigan, a small town NW of Lansing (be sure to visit Chester's Chicken while you're there). Richard "Buddy" Poljan appears to have no actual education background; his LinkedIn says he put in a couple of years at Hillsdale, then got a degree at Michigan Technological University before embarking on a career as an industrial engineer, currently with EFI Global, the "fire, environmental, and engineering experts." Looks like he played some college football. And he's served on some GOP local leadership groups.

MyChurchSGO has a website up, though it doesn't seem to be quite finished. Poljan does get the basic pitch here-- you can give $1,700 to the government or to your favorite church school. Also, don't have too many rules or parents will go to some other SGO. Also, to churches he says, "Get free money from the Government and bring in lots more revenue for your Church." Finally, "Get your SGO up and running," Poljan urges, "so that you can help kids make it to heaven."

But it's been six months, and Poljan's operation doesn't seem to be exactly taking off, and it does seem that bush-league start-ups like his will mostly get swamped by the big state and national SGO operations. Still, expect plenty of similar small time pop-ups to try to get a piece of that God's big new gold mine. 

ICYMI: Mothers' Day 2026 Edition (5/10)

A Happy Mothers' Day to those who are able to celebrate. There are many reasons not to want to join in today, and if that's you, then may the day pass with a minimum of hurt. 

Here's your reading list for the week. Remember-- if it speaks to you, share it.

Teachers! Appreciate Them Now. They Soon Could Be Gone!

Wrap up Teacher Appreciation Week with Nancy Bailey's list of the many ways that corporate reformsters have tried to make the lives of teachers miserable.

Is Moms for Liberty paying local chapters to attend monthly Zoom calls?

Moms for Liberty continue to fudge the definition of "grass roots organization." Kate LaGrone at WPTV reports that the Moms need a little help getting people to show up for meetings.

Voucher programs fail rural schools

The Economic Policy Institute explains why taxpayer-funded voucher programs are especially hard on rural school districts.

Congress Is Broken and Unpopular: Here Are 12 Reforms Children and Families Need

Bruce Lesley outlines some reforms that the current lousy version of Congress could pass to make life better for children and families.

The Blueprint for American Censorship

Mrs. Frazzled with some useful history on book banning in the USA, including Anthony Comstock.

Bill Lee's School Funding Formula Leads Tennessee to the Bottom in School Funding

When Tennessee's not busy making sure that voters in Memphis don't matter, they are making sure that they spend as little as possible on schools. Andy Spears explains.

Another death in the AI-in-education family

One more crappy AI educational "aid" appears to have bitten the dust. So long, OpenAI Study Mode. Benjamin Riley has the details.

Education Privatization Propaganda Worsening

Thomas Ultican is bugged by all the billionaires still trying to sell vouchers.

One Big Beautiful Bill’s Child Tax Credit Still Leaves America’s Poorest Children Far Behind

It's been a year and we still haven't tracked all the ways the big dumb bill is sticking it to the non-wealthy. Jan Resseger explores some of them.

Fabricated citations: an audit across 2·5 million biomedical papers

A research paper at The Lancet. And yikes.

Excerpts from Chief Justice John Roberts' High School English Essays

From Mark Paglia at McSweeney's. “Simply wearing a small red letter A is no great burden, and it would infringe upon the free speech of the rest of the town were Hester Prynne not to wear it.”

It was a busy week at Forbes.com

- A guide for Teacher Appreciation Week gifting

- A complaint about the use of "student achievement" when what researchers mean is "test scores"

- A school district in Wisconsin wants to keep the band from playing a piece dedicated to a trans activist.

My mother always liked this song when we were all younger, so this goes out to her today.

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